believewedidsomethinglikefighting，andIratherthinkJohnPontifexgottheworstofit，butitmayhavebeentheotherway。I
　　remembermysister’snurse，forIwasjustoutgrowingnursesmyself，reportedthemattertohigherquarters，andwewereallofusputtosomeignominy，butwehadbeenthoroughlyawakenedfromourdream，anditwaslongenoughbeforewecouldhearthewords“pennyloaf“
　　mentionedwithoutourearstinglingwithshame。Iftherehadbeenadozendolesafterwardsweshouldnothavedeignedtotouchoneofthem。
　　GeorgePontifexputupamonumenttohisparents，aplainslabinPalehamchurch，inscribedwiththefollowingepitaph：-
　　InayearortwomorecameWaterlooandtheEuropeanpeace。ThenMrGeorgePontifexwentabroadmorethanonce。IrememberseeingatBattersbyinafteryearsthediarywhichhekeptonthefirstoftheseoccasions。Itisacharacteristicdocument。IfeltasIreaditthattheauthorbeforestartinghadmadeuphismindtoadmireonlywhathethoughtitwouldbecreditableinhimtoadmire，tolookatnatureandartonlythroughthespectaclesthathadbeenhandeddowntohimbygenerationaftergenerationofprigsandimpostors。ThefirstglimpseofMontBlancthrewMrPontifexintoaconventionalecstasy。“MyfeelingsIcannotexpress。Igasped，yethardlydaredtobreathe，asIviewedforthefirsttimethemonarchofthemountains。Iseemedtofancythegeniusseatedonhisstupendousthronefarabovehisaspiringbrethrenandinhissolitarymightdefyingtheuniverse。IwassoovercomebymyfeelingsthatIwasalmostbereftofmyfaculties，andwouldnotforworldshavespokenaftermyfirstexclamationtillIfoundsomereliefinagushoftears。WithpainItoremyselffromcontemplatingforthefirsttime’atdistancedimlyseen’thoughI
　　feltasifIhadsentmysoulandeyesafterit，thissublimespectacle。”AfteranearerviewoftheAlpsfromaboveGenevahewalkednineoutofthetwelvemilesofthedescent：“Mymindandheartweretoofulltositstill，andIfoundsomereliefbyexhaustingmyfeelingsthroughexercise。”InthecourseoftimehereachedChamonixandwentonaSundaytotheMontanverttoseetheMerdeGlace。Therehewrotethefollowingversesforthevisitors’
　　book，whichheconsidered，sohesays，“suitabletothedayandscene“：-
　　Lord，whilethesewondersofthyhandIsee，Mysoulinholyreverencebendstothee。
　　Theseawfulsolitudes，thisdreadrepose，Yonpyramidsublimeofspotlesssnows，Thesespirypinnacles，thosesmilingplains，Thisseawhereoneeternalwinterreigns，Thesearethyworks，andwhileonthemIgazeIhearasilenttonguethatspeaksthypraise。
　　Somepoetsalwaysbegintogetgroggyaboutthekneesafterrunningforsevenoreightlines。MrPontifex’slastcoupletgavehimalotoftrouble，andnearlyeverywordhasbeenerasedandrewrittenonceatleast。Inthevisitors’bookattheMontanvert，however，hemusthavebeenobligedtocommithimselfdefinitelytoonereadingoranother。Takingtheversesallround，IshouldsaythatMrPontifexwasrightinconsideringthemsuitabletotheday；Idon’tlikebeingtoohardevenontheMerdeGlace，sowillgivenoopinionastowhethertheyaresuitabletothescenealso。
　　MrPontifexwentontotheGreatStBernardandtherehewrotesomemoreverses，thistimeIamafraidinLatin。HealsotookgoodcaretobeproperlyimpressedbytheHospiceanditssituation。“Thewholeofthismostextraordinaryjourneyseemedlikeadream，itsconclusionespecially，ingentlemanlysociety，witheverycomfortandaccommodationamidsttherudestrocksandintheregionofperpetualsnow。ThethoughtthatIwassleepinginaconventandoccupiedthebedofnolessapersonthanNapoleon，thatIwasinthehighestinhabitedspotintheoldworldandinaplacecelebratedineverypartofit，keptmeawakesometime。”Asacontrasttothis，ImayquotehereanextractfromaletterwrittentomelastyearbyhisgrandsonErnest，ofwhomthereaderwillhearmorepresently。Thepassageruns：“IwentuptotheGreatStBernardandsawthedogs。”InduecourseMrPontifexfoundhiswayintoItaly，wherethepicturesandotherworksofart——those，atleast，whichwerefashionableatthattime——threwhimintogenteelparoxysmsofadmiration。OftheUffiziGalleryatFlorencehewrites：“IhavespentthreehoursthismorninginthegalleryandI
　　havemadeupmymindthatifofallthetreasuresIhaveseeninItalyIweretochooseoneroomitwouldbetheTribuneofthisgallery。ItcontainstheVenusde’Medici，theExplorator，thePancratist，theDancingFaunandafineApollo。ThesemorethanoutweightheLaocoonandtheBelvedereApolloatRome。Itcontains，besides，theStJohnofRaphaelandmanyotherchefs-d’oeuvreofthegreatestmastersintheworld。”ItisinterestingtocompareMrPontifex’seffusionswiththerhapsodiesofcriticsinourowntimes。Notlongagoamuchesteemedwriterinformedtheworldthathefelt“disposedtocryoutwithdelight“beforeafigurebyMichaelAngelo。IwonderwhetherhewouldfeeldisposedtocryoutbeforearealMichaelAngelo，ifthecriticshaddecidedthatitwasnotgenuine，orbeforeareputedMichaelAngelowhichwasreallybysomeoneelse。ButIsupposethataprigwithmoremoneythanbrainswasmuchthesamesixtyorseventyyearsagoasheisnow。
　　LookatMendelssohnagainaboutthissameTribuneonwhichMrPontifexfeltsosafeinstakinghisreputationasamanoftasteandculture。Hefeelsnolesssafeandwrites，“IthenwenttotheTribune。Thisroomissodelightfullysmallyoucantraverseitinfifteenpaces，yetitcontainsaworldofart。Iagainsoughtoutmyfavouritearmchairwhichstandsunderthestatueofthe’Slavewhettinghisknife’L’Arrotino，andtakingpossessionofitI
　　enjoyedmyselfforacoupleofhours；forhereatoneglanceIhadthe’MadonnadelCardellino，’PopeJuliusII。，afemaleportraitbyRaphael，andaboveitalovelyHolyFamilybyPerugino；andsoclosetomethatIcouldhavetoucheditwithmyhandtheVenusde’
　　Medici；beyond，thatofTitian……ThespacebetweenisoccupiedbyotherpicturesofRaphael’s，aportraitbyTitian，aDomenichino，etc。，etc。，allthesewithinthecircumferenceofasmallsemi-
　　circlenolargerthanoneofyourownrooms。Thisisaspotwhereamanfeelshisowninsignificanceandmaywelllearntobehumble。”
　　TheTribuneisaslipperyplaceforpeoplelikeMendelssohntostudyhumilityin。Theygenerallytaketwostepsawayfromitforonetheytaketowardsit。IwonderhowmanychalksMendelssohngavehimselfforhavingsattwohoursonthatchair。Iwonderhowoftenhelookedathiswatchtoseeifhistwohourswereup。Iwonderhowoftenhetoldhimselfthathewasquiteasbigagun，ifthetruthwereknown，asanyofthemenwhoseworkshesawbeforehim，howoftenhewonderedwhetheranyofthevisitorswererecognizinghimandadmiringhimforsittingsuchalongtimeinthesamechair，andhowoftenhewasvexedatseeingthempasshimbyandtakenonoticeofhim。Butperhapsifthetruthwereknownhistwohourswasnotquitetwohours。
　　ReturningtoMrPontifex，whetherhelikedwhathebelievedtobethemasterpiecesofGreekandItalianartornohebroughtbacksomecopiesbyItalianartists，whichIhavenodoubthesatisfiedhimselfwouldbearthestrictestexaminationwiththeoriginals。
　　TwoofthesecopiesfelltoTheobald’sshareonthedivisionofhisfather’sfurniture，andIhaveoftenseenthematBattersbyonmyvisitstoTheobaldandhiswife。TheonewasaMadonnabySassoferratowithabluehoodoverherheadwhichthrewithalfintoshadow。TheotherwasaMagdalenbyCarloDolciwithaveryfineheadofhairandamarblevaseinherhands。WhenIwasayoungmanIusedtothinkthesepictureswerebeautiful，butwitheachsuccessivevisittoBattersbyIgottodislikethemmoreandmoreandtosee“GeorgePontifex“writtenalloverbothofthem。IntheendIventuredafteratentativefashiontoblowonthemalittle，butTheobaldandhiswifewereupinarmsatonce。Theydidnotliketheirfatherandfather-in-law，buttherecouldbenoquestionabouthispowerandgeneralability，norabouthishavingbeenamanofconsummatetastebothinliteratureandart——indeedthediaryhekeptduringhisforeigntourwasenoughtoprovethis。WithonemoreshortextractIwillleavethisdiaryandproceedwithmystory。DuringhisstayinFlorenceMrPontifexwrote：“IhavejustseentheGrandDukeandhisfamilypassbyintwocarriagesandsix，butlittlemorenoticeistakenofthemthanifI，whoamutterlyunknownhere，weretopassby。”Idon’tthinkthathehalfbelievedinhisbeingutterlyunknowninFlorenceoranywhereelse！
　　Fortune，wearetold，isablindandficklefoster-mother，whoshowershergiftsatrandomuponhernurslings。Butwedoheragraveinjusticeifwebelievesuchanaccusation。Traceaman’scareerfromhiscradletohisgraveandmarkhowFortunehastreatedhim。Youwillfindthatwhenheisoncedeadshecanforthemostpartbevindicatedfromthechargeofanybutverysuperficialfickleness。Herblindnessisthemerestfable；shecanespyherfavouriteslongbeforetheyareborn。Weareasdaysandhavehadourparentsforouryesterdays，butthroughallthefairweatherofaclearparentalskytheeyeofFortunecandiscernthecomingstorm，andshelaughsassheplacesherfavouritesitmaybeinaLondonalleyorthosewhomsheisresolvedtoruininkings’
　　palaces。Seldomdoessherelenttowardsthosewhomshehassuckledunkindlyandseldomdoesshecompletelyfailafavourednursling。
　　WasGeorgePontifexoneofFortune’sfavourednurslingsornot？OnthewholeIshouldsaythathewasnot，forhedidnotconsiderhimselfso；hewastooreligioustoconsiderFortuneadeityatall；
　　hetookwhatevershegaveandneverthankedher，beingfirmlyconvincedthatwhateverhegottohisownadvantagewasofhisowngetting。Andsoitwas，afterFortunehadmadehimabletogetit。
　　“Noste，nosfacimus，Fortuna，deam。”exclaimedthepoet。“Itiswewhomakethee，Fortune，agoddess“；andsoitis，afterFortunehasmadeusabletomakeher。Thepoetsaysnothingastothemakingofthe“nos。”Perhapssomemenareindependentofantecedentsandsurroundingsandhaveaninitialforcewithinthemselveswhichisinnowayduetocausation；butthisissupposedtobeadifficultquestionanditmaybeaswelltoavoidit。LetitsufficethatGeorgePontifexdidnotconsiderhimselffortunate，andhewhodoesnotconsiderhimselffortunateisunfortunate。
　　True，hewasrich，universallyrespectedandofanexcellentnaturalconstitution。Ifhehadeatenanddrunklesshewouldneverhaveknownaday’sindisposition。Perhapshismainstrengthlayinthefactthatthoughhiscapacitywasalittleabovetheaverage，itwasnottoomuchso。Itisonthisrockthatsomanycleverpeoplesplit。Thesuccessfulmanwillseejustsomuchmorethanhisneighboursastheywillbeabletoseetoowhenitisshownthem，butnotenoughtopuzzlethem。Itisfarsafertoknowtoolittlethantoomuch。Peoplewillcondemntheone，thoughtheywillresentbeingcalledupontoexertthemselvestofollowtheother。
　　ThebestexampleofMrPontifex’sgoodsenseinmattersconnectedwithhisbusinesswhichIcanthinkofatthismomentistherevolutionwhichheeffectedinthestyleofadvertisingworkspublishedbythefirm。Whenhefirstbecameapartneroneofthefirm’sadvertisementsranthus：-
　　“BookspropertobegivenawayatthisSeason-
　　“ThePiousCountryParishioner，beingdirectionshowaChristianmaymanageeverydayinthecourseofhiswholelifewithsafetyandsuccess；howtospendtheSabbathDay；whatbooksoftheHolyScriptureoughttobereadfirst；thewholemethodofeducation；
　　collectsforthemostimportantvirtuesthatadornthesoul；adiscourseontheLord’sSupper；rulestosetthesoulrightinsickness；sothatinthistreatisearecontainedalltherulesrequisiteforsalvation。The8theditionwithadditions。Price10d。
　　Anallowancewillbemadetothosewhogivethemaway。”