UptothistimeTheobald’smannerhadbeenstudiouslycalm,andhiswordshadbeenutteredslowly,butherehesuddenlyquickenedandflungoffthemaskasheaddedthewords,“orsomesuchcockandbullstory,whichyourmotherandIweretootruthfultodisbelieve。
  Youcanguesswhatmustbeourfeelingsnow。”
  Ernestfeltthatthislasthome-thrustwasjust。Inhislessanxiousmomentshehadthoughthispapaandmamma“green“forthereadinesswithwhichtheybelievedhim,buthecouldnotdenythattheircredulitywasaproofoftheirhabitualtruthfulnessofmind。
  Incommonjusticehemustownthatitwasverydreadfulfortwosuchtruthfulpeopletohaveasonasuntruthfulasheknewhimselftobe。
  “BelievingthatasonofyourmotherandmyselfwouldbeincapableoffalsehoodIatonceassumedthatsometramphadpickedthewatchupandwasnowtryingtodisposeofit。”
  Thistothebestofmybeliefwasnotaccurate。Theobald’sfirstassumptionhadbeenthatitwasErnestwhowastryingtosellthewatch,anditwasaninspirationofthemomenttosaythathismagnanimousmindhadatonceconceivedtheideaofatramp。
  “YoumayimaginehowshockedIwaswhenIdiscoveredthatthewatchhadbeenbroughtforsalebythatmiserablewomanEllen“——hereErnest’shearthardenedalittle,andhefeltasnearanapproachtoaninstincttoturnasonesodefencelesscouldbeexpectedtofeel;
  hisfatherquicklyperceivedthisandcontinued,“whowasturnedoutofthishouseincircumstanceswhichIwillnotpolluteyourearsbymoreparticularlydescribing。
  “Iputasidethehorridconvictionwhichwasbeginningtodawnuponme,andassumedthatintheintervalbetweenherdismissalandherleavingthishouse,shehadaddedthefttoherothersin,andhavingfoundyourwatchinyourbedroomhadpurloinedit。Itevenoccurredtomethatyoumighthavemissedyourwatchafterthewomanwasgone,and,suspectingwhohadtakenit,hadrunafterthecarriageinordertorecoverit;butwhenItoldtheshopmanofmysuspicionsheassuredmethatthepersonwholeftitwithhimhaddeclaredmostsolemnlythatithadbeengivenherbyhermaster’sson,whosepropertyitwas,andwhohadaperfectrighttodisposeofit。
  “Hetoldmefurtherthat,thinkingthecircumstancesinwhichthewatchwasofferedforsalesomewhatsuspicious,hehadinsisteduponthewoman’stellinghimthewholestoryofhowshecamebyit,beforehewouldconsenttobuyitofher。
  “Hesaidthatatfirst——aswomenofthatstampinvariablydo——shetriedprevarication,butonbeingthreatenedthatsheshouldatoncebegivenintocustodyifshedidnottellthewholetruth,shedescribedthewayinwhichyouhadrunafterthecarriage,tillasshesaidyouwereblackintheface,andinsistedongivingherallyourpocketmoney,yourknifeandyourwatch。SheaddedthatmycoachmanJohn——whomIshallinstantlydischarge——waswitnesstothewholetransaction。Now,Ernest,bepleasedtotellmewhetherthisappallingstoryistrueorfalse?”
  ItneveroccurredtoErnesttoaskhisfatherwhyhedidnothitamanhisownsize,ortostophimmidwayinthestorywitharemonstranceagainstbeingkickedwhenhewasdown。Theboywastoomuchshockedandshakentobeinventive;hecouldonlydriftandstammeroutthatthetalewastrue。
  “SoIfeared。”saidTheobald,“andnow,Ernest,begoodenoughtoringthebell。”
  Whenthebellhadbeenanswered,TheobalddesiredthatJohnshouldbesentfor,andwhenJohncameTheobaldcalculatedthewagesduetohimanddesiredhimatoncetoleavethehouse。
  John’smannerwasquietandrespectful。Hetookhisdismissalasamatterofcourse,forTheobaldhadhintedenoughtomakehimunderstandwhyhewasbeingdischarged,butwhenhesawErnestsittingpaleandawe-struckontheedgeofhischairagainstthedining-roomwall,asuddenthoughtseemedtostrikehim,andturningtoTheobaldhesaidinabroadnorthernaccentwhichIwillnotattempttoreproduce:
  “Lookhere,master,Icanguesswhatallthisisabout——nowbeforeI
  goesIwanttohaveawordwithyou。”
  “Ernest。”saidTheobald,“leavetheroom。”
  “No,MasterErnest,youshan’t。”saidJohn,plantinghimselfagainstthedoor。“Now,master。”hecontinued,“youmaydoasyoupleaseaboutme。I’vebeenagoodservanttoyou,andIdon’tmeantosayasyou’vebeenabadmastertome,butIdosaythatifyoubearhardlyonMasterErnesthereIhavethoseinthevillageas’llhearon’tandletmeknow;andifIdohearon’tI’llcomebackandbreakeveryboneinyourskin,sothere!”
  John’sbreathcameandwentquickly,asthoughhewouldhavebeenwellenoughpleasedtobeginthebone-breakingbusinessatonce。
  Theobaldturnedofanashencolour——not,asheexplainedafterwards,attheidlethreatsofadetectedandangryruffian,butatsuchatrociousinsolencefromoneofhisownservants。
  “IshallleaveMasterErnest,John。”herejoinedproudly,“tothereproachesofhisownconscience。”“ThankGodandthankJohn。”
  thoughtErnest。“Asforyourself,Iadmitthatyouhavebeenanexcellentservantuntilthisunfortunatebusinesscameon,andI
  shallhavemuchpleasureingivingyouacharacterifyouwantone。
  Haveyouanythingmoretosay?”
  “NomorenorwhatIhavesaid。”saidJohnsullenly,“butwhatI’vesaidImeansandI’llstickto——characterornocharacter。”
  “Oh,youneednotbeafraidaboutyourcharacter,John。”saidTheobaldkindly,“andasitisgettinglate,therecanbenooccasionforyoutoleavethehousebeforeto-morrowmorning。”
  TothistherewasnoreplyfromJohn,whoretired,packeduphisthings,andleftthehouseatonce。
  WhenChristinaheardwhathadhappenedshesaidshecouldcondoneallexceptthatTheobaldshouldhavebeensubjectedtosuchinsolencefromoneofhisownservantsthroughthemisconductofhisson。Theobaldwasthebravestmaninthewholeworld,andcouldeasilyhavecollaredthewretchandturnedhimoutoftheroom,buthowfarmoredignified,howfarnoblerhadbeenhisreply!Howitwouldtellinanoveloruponthestage,forthoughthestageasawholewasimmoral,yetthereweredoubtlesssomeplayswhichwereimprovingspectacles。ShecouldfancythewholehousehushedwithexcitementathearingJohn’smenace,andhardlybreathingbyreasonoftheirinterestandexpectationofthecominganswer。Thentheactor——probablythegreatandgoodMrMacready——wouldsay,“IshallleaveMasterErnest,John,tothereproachesofhisownconscience。”
  Oh,itwassublime!Whataroarofapplausemustfollow!Thensheshouldenterherself,andflingherarmsaboutherhusband’sneck,andcallhimherlion-heartedhusband。Whenthecurtaindropped,itwouldbebuzzedaboutthehousethatthescenejustwitnessedhadbeendrawnfromreallife,andhadactuallyoccurredinthehouseholdoftheRev。TheobaldPontifex,whohadmarriedaMissAllaby,etc。,etc。
  AsregardsErnestthesuspicionswhichhadalreadycrossedhermindweredeepened,butshethoughtitbettertoleavethematterwhereitwas。Atpresentshewasinaverystrongposition。Ernest’sofficialpuritywasfirmlyestablished,butatthesametimehehadshownhimselfsosusceptiblethatshewasabletofusetwocontradictoryimpressionsconcerninghimintoasingleidea,andconsiderhimasakindofJosephandDonJuaninone。Thiswaswhatshehadwantedallalong,buthervanitybeinggratifiedbythepossessionofsuchason,therewasanendofit;thesonhimselfwasnaught。
  NodoubtifJohnhadnotinterfered,Ernestwouldhavehadtoexpiatehisoffencewithache,penuryandimprisonment。Asitwastheboywas“toconsiderhimself“asundergoingthesepunishments,andassufferingpangsofunavailingremorseinflictedonhimbyhisconscienceintothebargain;butbeyondthefactthatTheobaldkepthimmorecloselytohisholidaytask,andthecontinuedcoldnessofhisparents,noostensiblepunishmentwasmetedouttohim。Ernest,however,tellsmethathelooksbackuponthisasthetimewhenhebegantoknowthathehadacordialandactivedislikeforbothhisparents,whichIsupposemeansthathewasnowbeginningtobeawarethathewasreachingman’sestate。
  Aboutaweekbeforehewentbacktoschoolhisfatheragainsentforhimintothedining-room,andtoldhimthatheshouldrestorehimhiswatch,butthatheshoulddeductthesumhehadpaidforit——forhehadthoughtitbettertopayafewshillingsratherthandisputetheownershipofthewatch,seeingthatErnesthadundoubtedlygivenittoEllen——fromhispocketmoney,inpaymentswhichshouldextendovertwohalfyears。HewouldthereforehavetogobacktoRoughboroughthishalfyearwithonlyfiveshillings’pocketmoney。
  Ifhewantedmorehemustearnmoremeritmoney。
  Ernestwasnotsocarefulaboutmoneyasapatternboyshouldbe。
  Hedidnotsaytohimself,“NowIhavegotasovereignwhichmustlastmefifteenweeks,thereforeImayspendexactlyoneshillingandfourpenceineachweek“——andspendexactlyoneandfourpenceineachweekaccordingly。Heranthroughhismoneyataboutthesamerateasotherboysdid,beingprettywellcleanedoutafewdaysafterhehadgotbacktoschool。Whenhehadnomoremoney,hegotalittleintodebt,andwhenasfarindebtashecouldseehiswaytorepaying,hewentwithoutluxuries。Immediatelyhegotanymoneyhewouldpayhisdebts;iftherewasanyoverhewouldspendit;iftherewasnot——andthereseldomwas——hewouldbegintogoontickagain。
  Hisfinancewasalwaysbaseduponthesuppositionthatheshouldgobacktoschoolwith1poundsinhispocket——ofwhichheowedsayamatteroffifteenshillings。Therewouldbefiveshillingsforsundryschoolsubscriptions——butwhenthesewerepaidtheweeklyallowanceofsixpencegiventoeachboyinhall,hismeritmoneywhichthishalfhewasresolvedshouldcometoagoodsumandrenewedcredit,wouldcarryhimthroughthehalf。
  Thesuddenfailureof15/-wasdisastroustomyhero’sschemeoffinance。HisfacebetrayedhisemotionssoclearlythatTheobaldsaidhewasdetermined“tolearnthetruthatonce,andTHISTIME
  withoutdaysanddaysoffalsehood“beforehereachedit。Themelancholyfactwasnotlongincomingout,namely,thatthewretchedErnestaddeddebttothevicesofidleness,falsehoodandpossibly——foritwasnotimpossible——immorality。