Thouset’stthewolfwherehethelambmayget;
Whoeverplotsthesin,thou’point’sttheseason;
’Tisthouthatspurn’statright,atlaw,atreason;
Andinthyshadycell,wherenonemayspyhim,SitsSin,toseizethesoulsthatwanderbyhim。
Iftheguiltofopportunityisgreat,howmuchgreateristheguiltofthatwhichisbelievedtobeopportunity,butinrealityisnoopportunityatall。Ifthebetterpartofvalourisdiscretion,howmuchmoreisnotdiscretionthebetterpartofviceAbouttenminutesafterwelastsawErnest,ascared,insultedgirl,flushedandtrembling,wasseenhurryingfromMrsJupp’shouseasfastasheragitatedstatewouldlether,andinanothertenminutestwopolicemenwereseenalsocomingoutofMrsJupp’s,betweenwhomthereshambledratherthanwalkedourunhappyfriendErnest,withstaringeyes,ghastlypale,andwithdespairbrandeduponeverylineofhisface。
PryerhaddonewelltowarnErnestagainstpromiscuoushousetohousevisitation。HehadnotgoneoutsideMrsJupp’sstreetdoor,andyetwhathadbeentheresult?
MrHolthadputhiminbodilyfear;MrandMrsBaxterhadnearlymadeaMethodistofhim;MrShawhadunderminedhisfaithintheResurrection;MissSnow’scharmshadruined——orwouldhavedonesobutforanaccident——hismoralcharacter。AsforMissMaitland,hehaddonehisbesttoruinhers,andhaddamagedhimselfgravelyandirretrievablyinconsequence。Theonlylodgerwhohaddonehimnoharmwasthebellows’mender,whomhehadnotvisited。
Otheryoungclergymen,muchgreaterfoolsinmanyrespectsthanhe,wouldnothavegotintothesescrapes。Heseemedtohavedevelopedanaptitudeformischiefalmostfromthedayofhishavingbeenordained。Hecouldhardlypreachwithoutmakingsomehorridfauxpas。HepreachedoneSundaymorningwhentheBishopwasathisRector’schurch,andmadehissermonturnuponthequestionwhatkindoflittlecakeitwasthatthewidowofZarephathhadintendedmakingwhenElijahfoundhergatheringafewsticks。Hedemonstratedthatitwasaseedcake。Thesermonwasreallyveryamusing,andmorethanoncehesawasmilepassovertheseaoffacesunderneathhim。TheBishopwasveryangry,andgavemyheroaseverereprimandinthevestryafterservicewasover;theonlyexcusehecouldmakewasthathewaspreachingextempore,hadnotthoughtofthisparticularpointtillhewasactuallyinthepulpit,andhadthenbeencarriedawaybyit。
Anothertimehepreacheduponthebarrenfig-tree,anddescribedthehopesoftheownerashewatchedthedelicateblossomunfold,andgivepromiseofsuchbeautifulfruitinautumn。Nextdayhereceivedaletterfromabotanicalmemberofhiscongregationwhoexplainedtohimthatthiscouldhardlyhavebeen,inasmuchasthefigproducesitsfruitfirstandblossomsinsidethefruit,orsonearlysothatnoflowerisperceptibletoanordinaryobserver。
Thislast,however,wasanaccidentwhichmighthavehappenedtoanyonebutascientistoraninspiredwriter。
TheonlyexcuseIcanmakeforhimisthathewasveryyoung——notyetfourandtwenty——andthatinmindasinbody,likemostofthosewhointheendcometothinkforthemselves,hewasaslowgrower。
Byfarthegreaterpart,moreover,ofhiseducationhadbeenanattempt,notsomuchtokeephiminblinkersastogougehiseyesoutaltogether。
Buttoreturntomystory。IttranspiredafterwardsthatMissMaitlandhadhadnointentionofgivingErnestinchargewhensheranoutofMrsJupp’shouse。Shewasrunningawaybecauseshewasfrightened,butalmostthefirstpersonwhomsheranagainsthadhappenedtobeapolicemanofaseriousturnofmind,whowishedtogainareputationforactivity。Hestoppedher,questionedher,frightenedherstillmore,anditwasheratherthanMissMaitland,whoinsistedongivingmyheroinchargetohimselfandanotherconstable。
TowneleywasstillinMrsJupp’shousewhenthepolicemancame。Hehadheardadisturbance,andgoingdowntoErnest’sroomwhileMissMaitlandwasoutofdoors,hadfoundhimlying,asitwere,stunnedatthefootofthemoralprecipiceoverwhichhehadthatmomentfallen。Hesawthewholethingataglance,butbeforehecouldtakeaction,thepolicemencameinandactionbecameimpossible。
HeaskedErnestwhowerehisfriendsinLondon。Ernestatfirstwantednottosay,butTowneleysoongavehimtounderstandthathemustdoashewasbid,andselectedmyselffromthefewwhomhehadnamed。“Writesforthestage,doeshe?”saidTowneley。“Doeshewritecomedy?”ErnestthoughtTowneleymeantthatIoughttowritetragedy,andsaidhewasafraidIwroteburlesque。“Oh,come,come。”saidTowneley,“thatwilldofamously。Iwillgoandseehimatonce。”ButonsecondthoughtshedeterminedtostaywithErnestandgowithhimtothepolicecourt。SohesentMrsJuppforme。
MrsJupphurriedsofasttofetchme,thatinspiteoftheweather’sbeingstillcoldshewas“givingout。”assheexpressedit,instreams。Thepooroldwretchwouldhavetakenacab,butshehadnomoneyanddidnotliketoaskTowneleytogivehersome。Isawthatsomethingveryserioushadhappened,butwasnotpreparedforanythingsodeplorableaswhatMrsJuppactuallytoldme。AsforMrsJupp,shesaidherhearthadbeenjumpingoutofitssocketandbackagaineversince。
Igotherintoacabwithme,andwewentofftothepolicestation。
Shetalkedwithoutceasing。
“Andiftheneighboursdosaycruelthingsaboutme,I’msureitain’tnothankstoHIMifthey’retrue。MrPontifexnevertookabito’noticeofmenomorethanifIhadbeenhissister。Oh,it’senoughtomakeanyone’sbackbonecurdle。ThenIthoughtperhapsmyRosemightgetonbetterwithhim,soIsethertodusthimandcleanhimasthoughIwerebusy,andgavehersuchabeautifulcleannewpinny,buthenevertooknonoticeofhernomorethanhedidofme,andshedidn’twantnocomplimentneither,shewouldn’thavetakennotashillingfromhim,thoughhehadofferedit,buthedidn’tseemtoknowanythingatall。Ican’tmakeoutwhattheyoungmenarea-comingto;Iwishthehornmayblowformeandthewormstakemethisverynight,ifit’snotenoughtomakeawomanstandbeforeGodandstriketheonehalfon’emsillytoseethewaytheygoeson,andmanyanhonestgirlhastogohomenightafternightwithoutsomuchasafourpennybitandpayingthreeandsixpenceaweekrent,andnotashelfnorcupboardintheplaceandadeadwallinfrontofthewindow。
“It’snotMrPontifex。”shecontinued,“that’ssobad,he’sgoodatheart。Heneversaysnothingunkind。Andthenthere’shisdeareyes——butwhenIspeakaboutthattomyRoseshecallsmeanoldfoolandsaysIoughttobepoleaxed。It’sthatPryerasIcan’tabide。Ohhe!Helikestowoundawoman’sfeelingshedo,andtochuckanythinginherface,hedo——helikestowindawomanupandtowoundherdown。”MrsJupppronounced“wound“asthoughitrhymedto“sound。”“It’sagentleman’splacetosootheawoman,buthe,he’dliketotearherhairoutbyhandfuls。Why,hetoldmetomyfacethatIwasa-gettingold;oldindeed!there’snotawomaninLondonknowsmyageexceptMrsDavisdownintheOldKentRoad,andbeyondaharicotveininoneofmylegsI’masyoungaseverI
was。Oldindeed!There’smanyagoodtuneplayedonanoldfiddle。
Ihatehisnastyinsinuendos。”
EvenifIhadwantedtostopher,Icouldnothavedoneso。ShesaidagreatdealmorethanIhavegivenabove。IhaveleftoutmuchbecauseIcouldnotrememberit,butstillmorebecauseitwasreallyimpossibleformetoprintit。
WhenwegottothepolicestationIfoundTowneleyandErnestalreadythere。Thechargewasoneofassault,butnotaggravatedbyseriousviolence。Evenso,however,itwaslamentableenough,andwebothsawthatouryoungfriendwouldhavetopaydearlyforhisinexperience。Wetriedtobailhimoutforthenight,buttheInspectorwouldnotacceptbail,sowewereforcedtoleavehim。
TowneleythenwentbacktoMrsJupp’stoseeifhecouldfindMissMaitlandandarrangematterswithher。Shewasnotthere,buthetracedhertothehouseofherfather,wholivedatCamberwell。ThefatherwasfuriousandwouldnothearofanyintercessiononTowneley’spart。HewasaDissenter,andgladtomakethemostofanyscandalagainstaclergyman;Towneley,therefore,wasobligedtoreturnunsuccessful。
Nextmorning,Towneley——whoregardedErnestasadrowningman,whomustbepickedoutofthewatersomehoworotherifpossible,irrespectiveofthewayinwhichhegotintoit——calledonme,andweputthematterintothehandsofoneofthebestknownattorneysoftheday。IwasgreatlypleasedwithTowneley,andthoughtitduetohimtotellhimwhatIhadtoldnooneelse。ImeanthatErnestwouldcomeintohisaunt’smoneyinafewyears’time,andwouldthereforethenberich。
Towneleywasdoingallhecouldbeforethis,butIknewthattheknowledgeIhadimpartedtohimwouldmakehimfeelasthoughErnestwasmoreoneofhisownclass,andhadthereforeagreaterclaimuponhisgoodoffices。AsforErnesthimself,hisgratitudewasgreaterthancouldbeexpressedinwords。Ihaveheardhimsaythathecancalltomindmanymoments,eachoneofwhichmightwellpassforthehappiestofhislife,butthatthisnightstandsclearlyoutasthemostpainfulthatheeverpassed,yetsokindandconsideratewasTowneleythatitwasquitebearable。
ButwithallthebestwishesintheworldneitherTowneleynorI
coulddomuchtohelpbeyondgivingourmoralsupport。OurattorneytoldusthatthemagistratebeforewhomErnestwouldappearwasverysevereoncasesofthisdescription,andthatthefactofhisbeingaclergymanwouldtellagainsthim。“Askfornoremand。”hesaid,“andmakenodefence。WewillcallMrPontifex’srectorandyoutwogentlemenaswitnessesforpreviousgoodcharacter。Thesewillbeenough。Letusthenmakeaprofoundapologyandbegthemagistratetodealwiththecasesummarilyinsteadofsendingitfortrial。Ifyoucangetthis,believeme,youryoungfriendwillbebetteroutofitthanhehasanyrighttoexpect。”