AndnowImustbringmystorytoaclose。
  Theprecedingchapterwaswrittensoonaftertheeventsitrecords——
  thatistosayinthespringof1867。Bythattimemystoryhadbeenwrittenuptothispoint;butithasbeenalteredhereandtherefromtimetotimeoccasionally。Itisnowtheautumnof1882,andifIamtosaymoreIshoulddosoquickly,forIameightyyearsoldandthoughwellinhealthcannotconcealfrommyselfthatIamnolongeryoung。Ernesthimselfisforty-seven,thoughhehardlylooksit。
  Heisricherthanever,forhehasnevermarriedandhisLondonandNorth-Westernshareshavenearlydoubledthemselves。Throughsheerinabilitytospendhisincomehehasbeenobligedtohoardinself-
  defence。HestilllivesintheTempleinthesameroomsItookforhimwhenhegaveuphisshop,fornoonehasbeenabletoinducehimtotakeahouse。Hishouse,hesays,iswhereverthereisagoodhotel。Whenheisintownhelikestoworkandtobequiet。Whenoutoftownhefeelsthathehasleftlittlebehindhimthatcangowrong,andhewouldnotliketobetiedtoasinglelocality。“I
  knownoexception。”hesays,“totherulethatitischeapertobuymilkthantokeepacow。”
  AsIhavementionedMrsJupp,Imayaswellsayherethelittlethatremainstobesaidabouther。Sheisaveryoldwomannow,butnoonenowliving,asshesaystriumphantly,cansayhowold,forthewomanintheOldKentRoadisdead,andpresumablyhascarriedhersecrettothegrave。Old,however,thoughsheis,shelivesinthesamehouse,andfindsithardworktomakethetwoendsmeet,butI
  donotknowthatshemindsthisverymuch,andithaspreventedherfromgettingmoretodrinkthanwouldbegoodforher。Itisnousetryingtodoanythingforherbeyondpayingherallowanceweekly,andabsolutelyrefusingtoletheranticipateit。ShepawnsherflatironeverySaturdayfor4d。,andtakesitouteveryMondaymorningfor4。5d。whenshegetsherallowance,andhasdonethisforthelasttenyearsasregularlyastheweekcomesround。Aslongasshedoesnotlettheflatironactuallygoweknowthatshecanstillworryoutherfinancialproblemsinherownhugger-muggerwayandhadbetterbelefttodoso。Iftheflatironweretogobeyondredemption,weshouldknowthatitwastimetointerfere。Idonotknowwhy,butthereissomethingaboutherwhichalwaysremindsmeofawomanwhowasasunlikeherasonepersoncanbetoanother——I
  meanErnest’smother。
  ThelasttimeIhadalonggossipwithherwasabouttwoyearsagowhenshecametomeinsteadoftoErnest。Shesaidshehadseenacabdriveupjustasshewasgoingtoenterthestaircase,andhadseenMrPontifex’spaputhisBeelzebuboldheadoutofthewindow,soshehadcomeontome,forshehadn’tgreasedhersidesfornocurtsey,notforthelikesofhim。Sheprofessedtobeverymuchdownonherluck。Herlodgersdidusehersodreadful,goingawaywithoutpayingandleavingnotsomuchasastickbehind,butto-dayshewasaspleasedasapennycarrot。Shehadhadsuchalovelydinner——acushionofhamandgreenpeas。Shehadhadagoodcryoverit,butthenshewassosilly,shewas。
  “Andthere’sthatBell。”shecontinued,thoughIcouldnotdetectanyappearanceofconnection,“it’senoughtogiveanyonethehumptoseehimnowthathe’stakentochapel-going,andhismother’spreparedtomeetJesusandallthattome,andnowsheain’ta-goingtodie,anddrinkshalfabottleofchampagneaday,andthenGrigg,himaspreaches,youknow,askedBellifIreallywastoogay,notbutwhatwhenIwasyoungI’dsnapmyfingersatany’flybynight’
  inHolborn,andifIwastoggedoutandhadmyteethI’ddoitnow。
  IlostmypoordearWatkins,butofcoursethatcouldn’tbehelped,andthenIlostmydearRose。Sillyfaggottogoandrideonacartandcatchthebronchitics。IneverthoughtwhenIkissedmydearRoseinPullen’sPassageandshegavemethechop,thatIshouldneverseeheragain,andhergentlemanfriendwasfondofhertoo,thoughhewasamarriedman。Idaresayshe’sgonetobitsbynow。
  Ifshecouldriseandseemewithmybadfinger,shewouldcry,andIshouldsay,’Nevermind,ducky,I’mallright。’Oh!dear,it’scomingontorain。IdohateawetSaturdaynight——poorwomenwiththeirnicewhitestockingsandtheirlivingtoget。”etc。,etc。
  Andyetagedoesnotwitherthisgodlessoldsinner,aspeoplewouldsayitoughttodo。Whateverlifeshehasled,ithasagreedwithherverysufficiently。Attimesshegivesustounderstandthatsheisstillmuchsolicited;atothersshetakesquiteadifferenttone。
  ShehasnotallowedevenJoeKingsomuchastoputhislipstohersthistenyears。Shewouldratherhaveamuttonchopanyday。“Butah!youshouldhaveseenmewhenIwassweetseventeen。Iwastheverymoralofmypoordearmother,andshewasaprettywoman,thoughIsayitthatshouldn’t。Shehadsuchasplendidmouthofteeth。Itwasasintoburyherinherteeth。”
  Ionlyknewofonethingatwhichsheprofessestobeshocked。ItisthathersonTomandhiswifeTopsyareteachingthebabytoswear。“Oh!it’stoodreadfulawful。”sheexclaimed,“Idon’tknowthemeaningofthewords,butItellhimhe’sadrunkensot。”I
  believetheoldwomaninrealityratherlikesit。
  “Butsurely,MrsJupp。”saidI,“Tom’swifeusednottobeTopsy。
  YouusedtospeakofherasPheeb。”
  “Ah!yes。”sheanswered,“butPheebbehavedbad,andit’sTopsynow。”
  Ernest’sdaughterAlicemarriedtheboywhohadbeenherplaymatemorethanayearago。Ernestgavethemalltheysaidtheywantedandagooddealmore。Theyhavealreadypresentedhimwithagrandson,andIdoubtnot,willdosowithmanymore。Georgiethoughonlytwenty-oneisownerofafinesteamerwhichhisfatherhasboughtforhim。HebeganwhenaboutthirteengoingwitholdRollingsandJackinthebargefromRochestertotheupperThameswithbricks;thenhisfatherboughthimandJackbargesoftheirown,andthenheboughtthembothships,andthensteamers。Idonotexactlyknowhowpeoplemakemoneybyhavingasteamer,buthedoeswhateverisusual,andfromallIcangathermakesitpayextremelywell。Heisagooddeallikehisfatherintheface,butwithoutaspark——sofarasIhavebeenabletoobserve——anyliteraryability;hehasafairsenseofhumourandabundanceofcommonsense,buthisinstinctisclearlyapracticalone。IamnotsurethathedoesnotputmeinmindalmostmoreofwhatTheobaldwouldhavebeenifhehadbeenasailor,thanofErnest。ErnestusedtogodowntoBattersbyandstaywithhisfatherforafewdaystwiceayearuntilTheobald’sdeath,andthepaircontinuedonexcellentterms,inspiteofwhattheneighbouringclergycall“theatrociousbookswhichMrErnestPontifex“haswritten。Perhapstheharmony,orratherabsenceofdiscordwhichsubsistedbetweenthepairwasduetothefactthatTheobaldhadneverlookedintotheinsideofoneofhisson’sworks,andErnest,ofcourse,neveralludedtotheminhisfather’spresence。Thepair,asIhavesaid,gotonexcellently,butitwasdoubtlessaswellthatErnest’svisitswereshortandnottoofrequent。OnceTheobaldwantedErnesttobringhischildren,butErnestknewtheywouldnotlikeit,sothiswasnotdone。
  SometimesTheobaldcameuptotownonsmallbusinessmattersandpaidavisittoErnest’schambers;hegenerallybroughtwithhimacoupleoflettuces,oracabbage,orhalf-a-dozenturnipsdoneupinapieceofbrownpaper,andtoldErnestthatheknewfreshvegetableswereratherhardtogetinLondon,andhehadbroughthimsome。Ernesthadoftenexplainedtohimthatthevegetableswereofnousetohim,andthathehadratherhewouldnotbringthem;butTheobaldpersisted,Ibelievethroughsheerloveofdoingsomethingwhichhissondidnotlike,butwhichwastoosmalltotakenoticeof。
  Heliveduntilabouttwelvemonthsago,whenhewasfounddeadinhisbedonthemorningafterhavingwrittenthefollowinglettertohisson:-
  “DearErnest,——I’venothingparticulartowriteabout,butyourletterhasbeenlyingforsomedaysinthelimboofunansweredletters,towitmypocket,andit’stimeitwasanswered。
  “Ikeepwonderfullywellandamabletowalkmyfiveorsixmileswithcomfort,butatmyagethere’snoknowinghowlongitwilllast,andtimefliesquickly。Ihavebeenbusypottingplantsallthemorning,butthisafternooniswet。
  “WhatisthishorridGovernmentgoingtodowithIreland?Idon’texactlywishthey’dblowupMrGladstone,butifamadbullwouldchivyhimthere,andhewouldnevercomebackanymore,Ishouldnotbesorry。LordHartingtonisnotexactlythemanIshouldliketosetinhisplace,buthewouldbeimmeasurablybetterthanGladstone。
  “ImissyoursisterCharlottemorethanIcanexpress。Shekeptmyhouseholdaccounts,andIcouldpourouttoheralllittleworries,andnowthatJoeyismarriedtoo,Idon’tknowwhatIshoulddoifoneorotherofthemdidnotcomesometimesandtakecareofme。MyonlycomfortisthatCharlottewillmakeherhusbandhappy,andthatheisasnearlyworthyofherasahusbandcanwellbe——Believeme,Youraffectionatefather,“THEOBALDPONTIFEX。”
  ImaysayinpassingthatthoughTheobaldspeaksofCharlotte’smarriageasthoughitwererecent,ithadreallytakenplacesomesixyearspreviously,shebeingthenaboutthirty-eightyearsold,andherhusbandaboutsevenyearsyounger。
  TherewasnodoubtthatTheobaldpassedpeacefullyawayduringhissleep。Canamanwhodiedthusbesaidtohavediedatall?Hehaspresentedthephenomenaofdeathtootherpeople,butinrespectofhimselfhehasnotonlynotdied,buthasnoteventhoughtthathewasgoingtodie。Thisisnotmorethanhalfdying,butthenneitherwashislifemorethanhalfliving。HepresentedsomanyofthephenomenaoflivingthatIsupposeonthewholeitwouldbelesstroubletothinkofhimashavingbeenalivethanasneverhavingbeenbornatall,butthisisonlypossiblebecauseassociationdoesnotsticktothestrictletterofitsbond。
  This,however,wasnotthegeneralverdictconcerninghim,andthegeneralverdictisoftenthetruest。
  Ernestwasoverwhelmedwithexpressionsofcondolenceandrespectforhisfather’smemory。“Henever。”saidDrMartin,theolddoctorwhobroughtErnestintotheworld,“spokeanillwordagainstanyone。Hewasnotonlyliked,hewasbelovedbyallwhohadanythingtodowithhim。”