“Ahem!”repliedmyfriend,takingoffhiscoat,withadeepsigh,tyingapocket-handkerchiefaroundhiswaist,andproducinganunaccountablealterationinhiscountenancebytwistinguphiseyesandbringingdownthecornersofhismouth“ahem!”And“ahem!”saidheagain,afterapause;andnotanotherwordmorethan“ahem!”didIeverknowhimtosayafterthat。“Aha!”thoughtI,withoutexpressingmyselfaloud“thisisquitearemarkablesilenceonthepartofTobyDammit,andisnodoubtaconsequenceofhisverbosityuponapreviousoccasion。Oneextremeinducesanother。IwonderifhehasforgottenthemanyunanswerablequestionswhichhepropoundedtomesofluentlyonthedaywhenIgavehimmylastlecture?Atallevents,heiscuredofthetranscendentals。”
“Ahem!”hererepliedToby,justasifhehadbeenreadingmythoughts,andlookinglikeaveryoldsheepinarevery。
Theoldgentlemannowtookhimbythearm,andledhimmoreintotheshadeofthebridgeafewpacesbackfromtheturnstile。“Mygoodfellow。”
saidhe,“Imakeitapointofconsciencetoallowyouthismuchrun。Waithere,tillItakemyplacebythestile,sothatImayseewhetheryougooverithandsomely,andtranscendentally,anddon’tomitanyflourishesofthepigeon-wing。Amereform,youknow。Iwillsay’one,two,three,andaway。’Mindyou,startattheword’away’“Herehetookhispositionbythestile,pausedamomentasifinprofoundreflection,thenlookedupand,Ithought,smiledveryslightly,thentightenedthestringsofhisapron,thentookalonglookatDammit,andfinallygavethewordasagreedupon-
_Onetwothreeandaway!_
Punctuallyattheword“away。”mypoorfriendsetoffinastronggallop。
Thestilewasnotveryhigh,likeMr。Lord’snoryetverylow,likethatofMr。Lord’sreviewers,butuponthewholeImadesurethathewouldclearit。Andthenwhatifhedidnot?ah,thatwasthequestion
whatifhedidnot?“Whatright。”saidI,“hadtheoldgentlemantomakeanyothergentlemanjump?Thelittleolddot-and-carry-one!whoishe?Ifheasksmetojump,Iwon’tdoit,that’sflat,andIdon’tcarewhothedevilheis。”Thebridge,asIsay,wasarchedandcoveredin,inaveryridiculousmanner,andtherewasamostuncomfortableechoaboutitatalltimesanechowhichIneverbeforesoparticularlyobservedaswhenI
utteredthefourlastwordsofmyremark。
ButwhatIsaid,orwhatIthought,orwhatIheard,occupiedonlyaninstant。Inlessthanfivesecondsfromhisstarting,mypoorTobyhadtakentheleap。Isawhimrunnimbly,andspringgrandlyfromthefloorofthebridge,cuttingthemostawfulflourisheswithhislegsashewentup。
Isawhimhighintheair,pigeon-wingingittoadmirationjustoverthetopofthestile;andofcourseIthoughtitanunusuallysingularthingthathedidnotcontinuetogoover。Butthewholeleapwastheaffairofamoment,and,beforeIhadachancetomakeanyprofoundreflections,downcameMr。Dammitontheflatofhisback,onthesamesideofthestilefromwhichhehadstarted。AtthesameinstantIsawtheoldgentlemanlimpingoffatthetopofhisspeed,havingcaughtandwraptupinhisapronsomethingthatfellheavilyintoitfromthedarknessofthearchjustovertheturnstile。AtallthisIwasmuchastonished;butIhadnoleisuretothink,forDammitlayparticularlystill,andIconcludedthathisfeelingshadbeenhurt,andthathestoodinneedofmyassistance。Ihurrieduptohimandfoundthathehadreceivedwhatmightbetermedaseriousinjury。Thetruthis,hehadbeendeprivedofhishead,whichafteraclosesearchIcouldnotfindanywhere;soI
determinedtotakehimhomeandsendforthehomoeopathists。Inthemeantimeathoughtstruckme,andIthrewopenanadjacentwindowofthebridge,whenthesadtruthflasheduponmeatonce。Aboutfivefeetjustabovethetopoftheturnstile,andcrossingthearchofthefoot-pathsoastoconstituteabrace,thereextendedaflatironbar,lyingwithitsbreadthhorizontally,andformingoneofaseriesthatservedtostrengthenthestructurethroughoutitsextent。Withtheedgeofthisbraceitappearedevidentthattheneckofmyunfortunatefriendhadcomepreciselyincontact。
Hedidnotlongsurvivehisterribleloss。Thehomoeopathistsdidnotgivehimlittleenoughphysic,andwhatlittletheydidgivehimhehesitatedtotake。Sointheendhegrewworse,andatlengthdied,alessontoallriotouslivers。Ibedewedhisgravewithmytears,workedabarsinisteronhisfamilyescutcheon,and,forthegeneralexpensesofhisfuneral,sentinmyverymoderatebilltothetranscendentalists。Thescoundrelsrefusedtopayit,soIhadMr。Dammitdugupatonce,andsoldhimfordog’smeat。
IWILLnowplaytheOedipustotheRattleboroughenigma。IwillexpoundtoyouasIalonecanthesecretoftheenginerythateffectedtheRattleboroughmiracletheone,thetrue,theadmitted,theundisputed,theindisputablemiracle,whichputadefiniteendtoinfidelityamongtheRattleburghersandconvertedtotheorthodoxyofthegrandamesallthecarnal-mindedwhohadventuredtobescepticalbefore。
ThiseventwhichIshouldbesorrytodiscussinatoneofunsuitablelevityoccurredinthesummerof18。Mr。BarnabasShuttleworthy
oneofthewealthiestandmostrespectablecitizensoftheboroughhadbeenmissingforseveraldaysundercircumstanceswhichgaverisetosuspicionoffoulplay。Mr。ShuttleworthyhadsetoutfromRattleboroughveryearlyoneSaturdaymorning,onhorseback,withtheavowedintentionofproceedingtothecityof-,aboutfifteenmilesdistant,andofreturningthenightofthesameday。Twohoursafterhisdeparture,however,hishorsereturnedwithouthim,andwithoutthesaddle-bagswhichhadbeenstrappedonhisbackatstarting。Theanimalwaswounded,too,andcoveredwithmud。Thesecircumstancesnaturallygaverisetomuchalarmamongthefriendsofthemissingman;andwhenitwasfound,onSundaymorning,thathehadnotyetmadehisappearance,thewholeborougharoseenmassetogoandlookforhisbody。
TheforemostandmostenergeticininstitutingthissearchwasthebosomfriendofMr。ShuttleworthyaMr。CharlesGoodfellow,or,ashewasuniversallycalled,“CharleyGoodfellow。”or“OldCharleyGoodfellow。”
Now,whetheritisamarvellouscoincidence,orwhetheritisthatthenameitselfhasanimperceptibleeffectuponthecharacter,Ihaveneveryetbeenabletoascertain;butthefactisunquestionable,thatthereneveryetwasanypersonnamedCharleswhowasnotanopen,manly,honest,good-natured,andfrank-heartedfellow,witharich,clearvoice,thatdidyougoodtohearit,andaneyethatlookedyoualwaysstraightintheface,asmuchastosay:“Ihaveaclearconsciencemyself,amafraidofnoman,andamaltogetherabovedoingameanaction。”Andthusallthehearty,careless,“walkinggentlemen“ofthestageareverycertaintobecalledCharles。
Now,“OldCharleyGoodfellow。”althoughhehadbeeninRattleboroughnotlongerthansixmonthsorthereabouts,andalthoughnobodyknewanythingabouthimbeforehecametosettleintheneighborhood,hadexperiencednodifficultyintheworldinmakingtheacquaintanceofalltherespectablepeopleintheborough。Notamanofthembutwouldhavetakenhisbarewordforathousandatanymoment;andasforthewomen,thereisnosayingwhattheywouldnothavedonetoobligehim。AndallthiscameofhishavingbeenchristenedCharles,andofhispossessing,inconsequence,thatingenuousfacewhichisproverbiallythevery“bestletterofrecommendation。”
IhavealreadysaidthatMr。Shuttleworthywasoneofthemostrespectableand,undoubtedly,hewasthemostwealthymaninRattleborough,while“OldCharleyGoodfellow“wasuponasintimatetermswithhimasifhehadbeenhisownbrother。Thetwooldgentlemenwerenext-doorneighbours,and,althoughMr。Shuttleworthyseldom,ifever,visited“OldCharley。”andneverwasknowntotakeamealinhishouse,stillthisdidnotpreventthetwofriendsfrombeingexceedinglyintimate,asIhavejustobserved;
for“OldCharley“neverletadaypasswithoutsteppinginthreeorfourtimestoseehowhisneighbourcameon,andveryoftenhewouldstaytobreakfastortea,andalmostalwaystodinner,andthentheamountofwinethatwasmadewaywithbythetwocroniesatasitting,itwouldreallybeadifficultthingtoascertain。“OldCharleys“favoritebeveragewasChateau-Margaux,anditappearedtodoMr。Shuttleworthy’sheartgoodtoseetheoldfellowswallowit,ashedid,quartafterquart;sothat,oneday,whenthewinewasinandthewitasanaturalconsequence,somewhatout,hesaidtohiscrony,asheslappedhimupontheback“Itellyouwhatitis,’OldCharley,’youare,byallodds,theheartiestoldfellowIevercameacrossinallmyborndays;and,sinceyoulovetoguzzlethewineatthatfashion,I’llbedarnedifIdon’thavetomaketheeapresentofabigboxoftheChateau-Margaux。Odrotme。”Mr。
Shuttleworthyhadasadhabitofswearing,althoughheseldomwentbeyond“Odrotme。”or“Bygosh。”or“Bythejollygolly。”“Odrotme。”sayshe,“ifIdon’tsendanordertotownthisveryafternoonforadoubleboxofthebestthatcanbegot,andI’llmakeyeapresentofit,Iwill!
yeneedn’tsayawordnowIwill,Itellye,andthere’sanendofit;
solookoutforititwillcometohandsomeofthesefinedays,preciselywhenyearelookingforittheleast!”ImentionthislittlebitofliberalityonthepartofMr。Shuttleworthy,justbywayofshowingyouhowveryintimateanunderstandingexistedbetweenthetwofriends。
Well,ontheSundaymorninginquestion,whenitcametobefairlyunderstoodthatMr。Shuttleworthyhadmetwithfoulplay,Ineversawanyonesoprofoundlyaffectedas“OldCharleyGoodfellow。”Whenhefirstheardthatthehorsehadcomehomewithouthismaster,andwithouthismaster’ssaddle-bags,andallbloodyfromapistol-shot,thathadgonecleanthroughandthroughthepooranimal’schestwithoutquitekillinghim;whenheheardallthis,heturnedaspaleasifthemissingmanhadbeenhisowndearbrotherorfather,andshiveredandshookalloverasifhehadhadafitoftheague。
Atfirsthewastoomuchoverpoweredwithgrieftobeabletodoanythingatall,ortoconcertuponanyplanofaction;sothatforalongtimeheendeavoredtodissuadeMr。Shuttleworthy’sotherfriendsfrommakingastiraboutthematter,thinkingitbesttowaitawhilesayforaweekortwo,oramonth,ortwotoseeifsomethingwouldn’tturnup,orifMr。Shuttleworthywouldn’tcomeinthenaturalway,andexplainhisreasonsforsendinghishorseonbefore。Idaresayyouhaveoftenobservedthisdispositiontotemporize,ortoprocrastinate,inpeoplewhoarelabouringunderanyverypoignantsorrow。Theirpowersofmindseemtoberenderedtorpid,sothattheyhaveahorrorofanythinglikeaction,andlikenothingintheworldsowellastoliequietlyinbedand“nursetheirgrief。”astheoldladiesexpressitthatistosay,ruminateoverthetrouble。
ThepeopleofRattleboroughhad,indeed,sohighanopinionofthewisdomanddiscretionof“OldCharley。”thatthegreaterpartofthemfeltdisposedtoagreewithhim,andnotmakeastirinthebusiness“untilsomethingshouldturnup。”asthehonestoldgentlemanwordedit;andI
believethat,afterallthiswouldhavebeenthegeneraldetermination,butfortheverysuspiciousinterferenceofMr。Shuttleworthy’snephew,ayoungmanofverydissipatedhabits,andotherwiseofratherbadcharacter。Thisnephew,whosenamewasPennifeather,wouldlistentonothinglikereasoninthematterof“lyingquiet。”butinsisteduponmakingimmediatesearchforthe“corpseofthemurderedman。Thiswastheexpressionheemployed;andMr。Goodfellowacutelyremarkedatthetime,thatitwas“asingularexpression,tosaynomore。”Thisremarkof’OldCharley’s,’too,hadgreateffectuponthecrowd;andoneofthepartywasheardtoask,veryimpressively,“howithappenedthatyoungMr。
Pennifeatherwassointimatelycognizantofallthecircumstancesconnectedwithhiswealthyuncle’sdisappearance,astofeelauthorizedtoassert,distinctlyandunequivocally,thathisunclewas’amurderedman。’“Hereuponsomelittlesquibbingandbickeringoccurredamongvariousmembersofthecrowd,andespeciallybetween“OldCharley“andMr。
Pennifeatheralthoughthislatteroccurrencewas,indeed,bynomeansanovelty,fornogoodwillhadsubsistedbetweenthepartiesforthelastthreeorfourmonths;andmattershadevengonesofarthatMr。
Pennifeatherhadactuallyknockeddownhisunclesfriendforsomeallegedexcessoflibertythatthelatterhadtakenintheuncle’shouse,ofwhichthenephewwasaninmate。Uponthisoccasion“OldCharley“issaidtohavebehavedwithexemplarymoderationandChristiancharity。Hearosefromtheblow,adjustedhisclothes,andmadenoattemptatretaliationatall
merelymutteringafewwordsabout“takingsummaryvengeanceatthefirstconvenientopportunity。”anaturalandveryjustifiableebullitionofanger,whichmeantnothing,however,and,beyonddoubt,wasnosoonergivenventtothanforgotten。