“Tobesure!hanghimandwelcome。But,onceuponatime,acertainrichmiserconceivedthedesignofspunginguponthisAbernethyforamedicalopinion。Gettingup,forthispurpose,anordinaryconversationinaprivatecompany,heinsinuatedhiscasetothephysician,asthatofanimaginaryindividual。
“’Wewillsuppose,’saidthemiser,’thathissymptomsaresuchandsuch;now,doctor,whatwouldyouhavedirectedhimtotake?’
“’Take!’saidAbernethy,’why,takeadvice,tobesure。’“
“But。”saidthePrefect,alittlediscomposed,“Iamperfectlywillingtotakeadvice,andtopayforit。Iwouldreallygivefiftythousandfrancstoanyonewhowouldaidmeinthematter。”
“Inthatcase。”repliedDupin,openingadrawer,andproducingacheck-book,“youmayaswellfillmeupacheckfortheamountmentioned。Whenyouhavesignedit,Iwillhandyoutheletter。”
Iwasastounded。ThePrefectappearedabsolutelythunder-stricken。
Forsomeminutesheremainedspeechlessandmotionless,lookingincredulouslyatmyfriendwithopenmouth,andeyesthatseemedstartingfromtheirsockets;then,apparentlyrecoveringhimselfinsomemeasure,heseizedapen,andafterseveralpausesandvacantstares,finallyfilledupandsignedacheckforfiftythousandfrancs,andhandeditacrossthetabletoDupin。Thelatterexamineditcarefullyanddepositeditinhispocket-book;then,unlockinganescritoire,tookthencealetterandgaveittothePrefect。Thisfunctionarygraspeditinaperfectagonyofjoy,openeditwithatremblinghand,castarapidglanceatitscontents,andthen,scramblingandstrugglingtothedoor,rushedatlengthunceremoniouslyfromtheroomandfromthehouse,withouthavingutteredasyllablesinceDupinhadrequestedhimtofillupthecheck。
Whenhehadgone,myfriendenteredintosomeexplanations。
“TheParisianpolice。”hesaid,“areexceedinglyableintheirway。
Theyarepersevering,ingenious,cunning,andthoroughlyversedintheknowledgewhichtheirdutiesseemchieflytodemand。Thus,whenGdetailedtoushismadeofsearchingthepremisesattheHotelD,Ifeltentireconfidenceinhishavingmadeasatisfactoryinvestigation-sofarashislaborsextended。”
“Sofarashislaborsextended?”saidI。
“Yes。”saidDupin。“Themeasuresadoptedwerenotonlythebestoftheirkind,butcarriedouttoabsoluteperfection。Hadtheletterbeendepositedwithintherangeoftheirsearch,thesefellowswould,beyondaquestion,havefoundit。”
Imerelylaughed-butheseemedquiteseriousinallthathesaid。
“Themeasures,then。”hecontinued,“weregoodintheirkind,andwellexecuted;theirdefectlayintheirbeinginapplicabletothecase,andtotheman。Acertainsetofhighlyingeniousresourcesare,withthePrefect,asortofProcrusteanbed,towhichheforciblyadaptshisdesigns。Butheperpetuallyerrsbybeingtoodeeportooshallow,forthematterinhand;andmanyaschoolboyisabetterreasonerthanhe。Iknewoneabouteightyearsofage,whosesuccessatguessinginthegameof’evenandodd’attracteduniversaladmiration。Thisgameissimple,andisplayedwithmarbles。Oneplayerholdsinhishandanumberofthesetoys,anddemandsofanotherwhetherthatnumberisevenorodd。Iftheguessisright,theguesserwinsone;ifwrong,helosesone。TheboytowhomI
alludewonallthemarblesoftheschool。Ofcoursehehadsomeprincipleofguessing;andthislayinmereobservationandadmeasurementoftheastutenessofhisopponents。Forexample,anarrantsimpletonishisopponent,and,holdinguphisclosedhand,asks,’aretheyevenorodd?’Ourschoolboyreplies,’odd,’andloses;butuponthesecondtrialhewins,forhethensaystohimself,’thesimpletonhadthemevenuponthefirsttrial,andhisamountofcunningisjustsufficienttomakehimhavethemodduponthesecond;Iwillthereforeguessodd;’-heguessesodd,andwins。
Now,withasimpletonadegreeabovethefirst,hewouldhavereasonedthus:’ThisfellowfindsthatinthefirstinstanceI
guessedodd,and,inthesecond,hewillproposetohimself,uponthefirstimpulse,asimplevariationfromeventoodd,asdidthefirstsimpleton;butthenasecondthoughtwillsuggestthatthisistoosimpleavariation,andfinallyhewilldecideuponputtingitevenasbefore。Iwillthereforeguesseven;’-heguesseseven,andwins。
Nowthismodeofreasoningintheschoolboy,whomhisfellowstermed’lucky,’-what,initslastanalysis,isit?”
“Itismerely。”Isaid,“anidentificationofthereasoner’sintellectwiththatofhisopponent。”
“Itis。”saidDupin;“and,uponinquiring,oftheboybywhatmeansheeffectedthethoroughidentificationinwhichhissuccessconsisted,Ireceivedanswerasfollows:’WhenIwishtofindouthowwise,orhowstupid,orhowgood,orhowwickedisanyone,orwhatarehisthoughtsatthemoment,Ifashiontheexpressionofmyface,asaccuratelyaspossible,inaccordancewiththeexpressionofhis,andthenwaittoseewhatthoughtsorsentimentsariseinmymindorheart,asiftomatchorcorrespondwiththeexpression。’ThisresponseoftheschoolboyliesatthebottomofallthespuriousprofunditywhichhasbeenattributedtoRochefoucault,toLaBougive,toMachiavelli,andtoCampanella。”
“Andtheidentification。”Isaid,“ofthereasoner’sintellectwiththatofhisopponent,depends,ifIunderstandyouaright,upontheaccuracywithwhichtheopponent’sintellectisadmeasured。”
“Foritspracticalvalueitdependsuponthis。”repliedDupin;“andthePrefectandhiscohortfailsofrequently,first,bydefaultofthisidentification,and,secondly,byill-admeasurement,orratherthroughnon-admeasurement,oftheintellectwithwhichtheyareengaged。Theyconsideronlytheirownideasofingenuity;and,insearchingforanythinghidden,advertonlytothemodesinwhichtheywouldhavehiddenit。Theyarerightinthismuch-thattheirowningenuityisafaithfulrepresentativeofthatofthemass;butwhenthecunningoftheindividualfelonisdiverseincharacterfromtheirown,thefelonfoilsthem,ofcourse。Thisalwayshappenswhenitisabovetheirown,andveryusuallywhenitisbelow。Theyhavenovariationofprincipleintheirinvestigations;atbest,whenurgedbysomeunusualemergency-bysomeextraordinaryreward-theyextendorexaggeratetheiroldmodesofpractice,withouttouchingtheirprinciples。What,forexample,inthiscaseofD,hasbeendonetovarytheprincipleofaction?Whatisallthisboring,andprobing,andsounding,andscrutinizingwiththemicroscopeanddividingthesurfaceofthebuildingintoregisteredsquareinches-
whatisitallbutanexaggerationoftheapplicationoftheoneprincipleorsetofprinciplesofsearch,whicharebasedupontheonesetofnotionsregardinghumaningenuity,towhichthePrefect,inthelongroutineofhisduty,hasbeenaccustomed?Doyounotseehehastakenitforgrantedthatallmenproceedtoconcealaletter,-notexactlyinagimletholeboredinachair-leg-but,atleast,insomeout-of-the-wayholeorcornersuggestedbythesametenorofthoughtwhichwouldurgeamantosecretealetterinagimlet-holeboredinachair-leg?Anddoyounotseealso,thatsuchrecherch閟
nooksforconcealmentareadaptedonlyforordinaryoccasions,andwouldbeadoptedonlybyordinaryintellects;for,inallcasesofconcealment,adisposalofthearticleconcealed-adisposalofitinthisrecherch?manner,-is,intheveryfirstinstance,presumableandpresumed;andthusitsdiscoverydepends,notatallupontheacumen,butaltogetheruponthemerecare,patience,anddeterminationoftheseekers;andwherethecaseisofimportance-
or,whatamountstothesamethinginthepolicialeyes,whentherewardisofmagnitude,-thequalitiesinquestionhaveneverbeenknowntofail。YouwillnowunderstandwhatImeantinsuggestingthat,hadthepurloinedletterbeenhiddenanywherewithinthelimitsofthePrefect’sexamination-inotherwords,hadtheprincipleofitsconcealmentbeencomprehendedwithintheprinciplesofthePrefect-itsdiscoverywouldhavebeenamatteraltogetherbeyondquestion。Thisfunctionary,however,hasbeenthoroughlymystified;andtheremotesourceofhisdefeatliesinthesuppositionthattheMinisterisafool,becausehehasacquiredrenownasapoet。Allfoolsarepoets;thisthePrefectfeels;andheismerelyguiltyofanondistributiomediiinthenceinferringthatallpoetsarefools。”
“Butisthisreallythepoet?”Iasked。“Therearetwobrothers,I
know;andbothhaveattainedreputationinletters。TheMinisterI
believehaswrittenlearnedlyontheDifferentialCalculus。Heisamathematician,andnopoet。”
“Youaremistaken;Iknowhimwell;heisboth。Aspoetandmathematician,hewouldreasonwell;asmeremathematician,hecouldnothavereasonedatall,andthuswouldhavebeenatthemercyofthePrefect。”
“Yousurpriseme。”Isaid,“bytheseopinions,whichhavebeencontradictedbythevoiceoftheworld。Youdonotmeantosetatnaughtthewell-digestedideaofcenturies。Themathematicalreasonhaslongbeenregardedasthereasonparexcellence。”
“’Ilya?pari鑢,’“repliedDupin,quotingfromChamfort,“’quetouteid閑publique,touteconventionre鐄eestunesottise,carelleaconvenueauplusgrandnombre。’Themathematicians,Igrantyou,havedonetheirbesttopromulgatethepopularerrortowhichyouallude,andwhichisnonethelessanerrorforitspromulgationastruth。Withanartworthyabettercause,forexample,theyhaveinsinuatedtheterm’analysis’intoapplicationtoalgebra。TheFrencharetheoriginatorsofthisparticulardeception;butifatermisofanyimportance-ifwordsderiveanyvaluefromapplicability-then’analysis’conveys’algebra’aboutasmuchas,inLatin,’ambitus’implies’ambition,’’religio’’religion,’or’homineshonesti,’asetofhonorablemen。”
“Youhaveaquarrelonhand,Isee。”saidI,“withsomeofthealgebraistsofParis;butproceed。”
“Idisputetheavailability,andthusthevalue,ofthatreasonwhichiscultivatedinanyespecialformotherthantheabstractlylogical。
Idispute,inparticular,thereasoneducedbymathematicalstudy。
Themathematicsarethescienceofformandquantity;mathematicalreasoningismerelylogicappliedtoobservationuponformandquantity。Thegreaterrorliesinsupposingthateventhetruthsofwhatiscalledpurealgebra,areabstractorgeneraltruths。AndthiserrorissoegregiousthatIamconfoundedattheuniversalitywithwhichithasbeenreceived。Mathematicalaxiomsarenotaxiomsofgeneraltruth。Whatistrueofrelation-offormandquantity-isoftengrosslyfalseinregardtomorals,forexample。Inthislatterscienceitisveryusuallyuntruethattheaggregatedpartsareequaltothewhole。Inchemistryalsotheaxiomfails。Intheconsiderationofmotiveitfails;fortwomotives,eachofagivenvalue,havenot,necessarily,avaluewhenunited,equaltothesumoftheirvaluesapart。Therearenumerousothermathematicaltruthswhichareonlytruthswithinthelimitsofrelation。Butthemathematicianargues,fromhisfinitetruths,throughhabit,asiftheywereofanabsolutelygeneralapplicability-astheworldindeedimaginesthemtobe。Bryant,inhisverylearned’Mythology,’mentionsananalogoussourceoferror,whenhesaysthat’althoughthePaganfablesarenotbelieved,yetweforgetourselvescontinually,andmakeinferencesfromthemasexistingrealities。’Withthealgebraists,however,whoarePagansthemselves,the’Paganfables’arebelieved,andtheinferencesaremade,notsomuchthroughlapseofmemory,asthroughanunaccountableaddlingofthebrains。Inshort,Ineveryetencounteredthemeremathematicianwhocouldbetrustedoutofequalroots,oronewhodidnotclandestinelyholditasapointofhisfaiththatx2pxwasabsolutelyandunconditionallyequaltoq。Saytooneofthesegentlemen,bywayofexperiment,ifyouplease,thatyoubelieveoccasionsmayoccurwherex2pxisnotaltogetherequaltoq,and,havingmadehimunderstandwhatyoumean,getoutofhisreachasspeedilyasconvenient,for,beyonddoubt,hewillendeavortoknockyoudown。
“Imeantosay。”continuedDupin,whileImerelylaughedathislastobservations,“thatiftheMinisterhadbeennomorethanamathematician,thePrefectwouldhavebeenundernonecessityofgivingmethischeck。Iknowhim,however,asbothmathematicianandpoet,andmymeasureswereadaptedtohiscapacity,withreferencetothecircumstancesbywhichhewassurrounded。Iknewhimasacourtier,too,andasaboldintriguant。Suchaman,Iconsidered,couldnotfailtobeawareoftheordinarypolicialmodesofaction。
Hecouldnothavefailedtoanticipate-andeventshaveprovedthathedidnotfailtoanticipate-thewaylayingstowhichhewassubjected。Hemusthaveforeseen,Ireflected,thesecretinvestigationsofhispremises。Hisfrequentabsencesfromhomeatnight,whichwerehailedbythePrefectascertainaidstohissuccess,Iregardedonlyasruses,toaffordopportunityforthoroughsearchtothepolice,andthusthesoonertoimpressthemwiththeconvictiontowhichG,infact,didfinallyarrive-theconvictionthattheletterwasnotuponthepremises。Ifelt,also,thatthewholetrainofthought,whichIwasatsomepainsindetailingtoyoujustnow,concerningtheinvariableprincipleofpolicialactioninsearchesforarticlesconcealed-IfeltthatthiswholetrainofthoughtwouldnecessarilypassthroughthemindoftheMinister。Itwouldimperativelyleadhimtodespisealltheordinarynooksofconcealment。Hecouldnot,Ireflected,besoweakasnottoseethatthemostintricateandremoterecessofhishotelwouldbeasopenashiscommonestclosetstotheeyes,totheprobes,tothegimlets,andtothemicroscopesofthePrefect。Isaw,infine,thathewouldbedriven,asamatterofcourse,tosimplicity,ifnotdeliberatelyinducedtoitasamatterofchoice。Youwillremember,perhaps,howdesperatelythePrefectlaughedwhenIsuggested,uponourfirstinterview,thatitwasjustpossiblethismysterytroubledhimsomuchonaccountofitsbeingsoveryself-evident。”
“Yes。”saidI,“Irememberhismerrimentwell。Ireallythoughthewouldhavefallenintoconvulsions。”