’I,’saidavoice’Iwillgo——butthereisnogoingfromthecamp。’
  ’Fool!Iknowthatacamelcanbreakhisknee-halter,andthesentriesdonotfireifonegoesinchaseTwenty-fivepoundsandanothertwenty-fivepoundsButthebeastmustbeagoodBisharin;Iwilltakenobaggage-camel。’
  Thenthebargainingbegan,andattheendofhalfanhourthefirstdepositwaspaidovertothesheik,whotalkedinlowtonestothedriver。
  Dickheardthelattersay:’AlittlewayoutonlyAnybaggage-beastwillserveAmIafooltowastemycattleforablindman?’
  ’AndthoughIcannotsee’——Dickliftedhisvoicealittle——’yetIcarrythatwhichhassixeyes,andthedriverwillsitbeforemeIfwedonotreachtheEnglishtroopsinthedawnhewillbedead。’
  ’Butwhere,inGod’sname,arethetroops?’
  ’UnlessthouknowestletanothermanrideDostthouknow?
  Rememberitwillbelifeordeathtothee。’
  ’Iknow,’saidthedriver,sullenly’StandbackfrommybeastIamgoingtosliphim。’
  ’NotsoswiftlyGeorge,holdthecamel’sheadamomentIwanttofeelhischeek。’Thehandswanderedoverthehidetilltheyfoundthebrandedhalf-circlethatisthemarkoftheBiharin,thelight-builtriding-camel。
  ’ThatiswellCutthisonelooseRemembernoblessingofGodcomesonthosewhotrytocheattheblind。’
  Themenchuckledbythefiresatthecamel-driver’sdiscomfiture。
  Hehadintendedtosubstituteaslow,saddle-galledbaggage-colt。
  ’Standback!’oneshouted,lashingtheBiharinunderthebellywithaquirtDickobeyedassoonashefeltthenose-stringtighteninhishand,——andacrywentup,’Illaha!Aho!Heisloose。’
  WitharoarandagrunttheBiharinrosetohisfeetandplungedforwardtowardthedesert,hisdriverfollowingwithshoutsandlamentation。
  GeorgecaughtDick’sarmandhurriedhimstumblingandtrippingpastadisgustedsentrywhowasusedtostampedingcamels。
  ’What’stherownow?’hecried。
  ’Everystitchofmykitonthatblasteddromedary,’Dickanswered,afterthemannerofacommonsoldier。
  ’Goon,andtakecareyourthroat’snotcutoutside——youandyourdromedary’s。’
  Theoutcriesceasedwhenthecamelhaddisappearedbehindahillock,andhisdriverhadcalledhimbackandmadehimkneeldown。
  ’Mountfirst,’saidDickThenclimbingintothesecondseatandgentlyscrewingthepistolmuzzleintothesmallofhiscompanion’sback,’GooninGod’sname,andswiftlyGood-bye,GeorgeRemembermetoMadame,andhaveagoodtimewithyourgirlGetforward,childofthePit!’
  Afewminuteslaterhewasshutupinagreatsilence,hardlybrokenbythecreakingofthesaddleandthesoftpadofthetirelessfeetDickadjustedhimselfcomfortablytotherockandpitchofthepace,girthedhisbelttighter,andfeltthedarknessslidepastForanhourhewasconsciousonlyofthesenseofrapidprogress。
  ’Agoodcamel,’hesaidatlast。
  ’HewasneverunderfedHeismyownandcleanbred,’thedriverreplied。
  ’Goon。’
  Hisheaddroppedonhischestandhetriedtothink,butthetenorofhisthoughtswasbrokenbecausehewasverysleepyInthehalfdozeinseemedthathewaslearningapunishmenthymnatMrsJennett’s。
  HehadcommittedsomecrimeasbadasSabbath-breaking,andshehadlockedhimupinhisbedroomButhecouldneverrepeatmorethanthefirsttwolinesofthehymn——
  WhenIsraeloftheLordbelievedOutofthelandofbondagecame。
  HesaidthemoverandoverthousandsoftimesThedriverturnedinthesaddletoseeiftherewereanychanceofcapturingtherevolverandendingtherideDickroused,struckhimovertheheadwiththebutt,andstormedhimselfwideawakeSomebodyhiddeninaclumpofcamel-thornshoutedasthecameltoileduprisinggroundAshotwasfired,andthesilenceshutdownagain,bringingthedesiretosleep。
  DickcouldthinknolongerHewastootiredandstiffandcrampedtodomorethannoduneasilyfromtimetotime,wakingwithastartandpunchingthedriverwiththepistol。
  ’Isthereamoon?’heaskeddrowsily。
  ’Sheisnearhersetting。’
  ’IwishthatIcouldseeherHaltthecamelAtleastletmehearthedeserttalk。’
  ThemanobeyedOutoftheutterstillnesscameonebreathofwindItrattledthedeadleavesofashrubsomedistanceawayandceased。
  A
  handfulofdryearthdetacheditselffromtheedgeofarailtrenchandcrumbledsoftlytothebottom。
  ’GoonThenightisverycold。’
  ThosewhohavewatchedtillthemorningknowhowthelasthourbeforethelightlengthensitselfintomanyeternitiesItseemedtoDickthathehadneversincethebeginningoforiginaldarknessdoneanythingatallsavejoltthroughtheairOnceinathousandyearshewouldfingerthenailheadsonthesaddle-frontandcountthemallcarefully。
  CenturieslaterhewouldshifthisrevolverfromhisrighthandtohisleftandallowtheeasedarmtodropdownathissideFromthesafedistanceofLondonhewaswatchinghimselfthusemployed,——watchingcriticallyYetwheneverheputouthishandtothecanvasthathemightpaintthetawnyyellowdesertundertheglareofthesinkingmoon,theblackshadowofacamelandthetwobowedfiguresatop,thathandheldarevolverandthearmwasnumbedfromwristtocollar-bone。
  Moreover,hewasinthedark,andcouldseenocanvasofanykindwhatever。
  Thedrivergrunted,andDickwasconsciousofachangeintheair。
  ’Ismellthedawn,’hewhispered。
  ’Itishere,andyonderarethetroopsHaveIdonewell?’
  Thecamelstretchedoutitsneckandroaredastherecamedownwindthepungentreekofcamelsinthesquare。
  ’GoonWemustgetthereswiftlyGoon。’
  ’TheyaremovingintheircampThereissomuchdustthatI
  cannotseewhattheydo。’
  ’AmIinbettercase?Goforward。’
  Theycouldhearthehumofvoicesahead,thehowlingandthebubblingofthebeastsandthehoarsecriesofthesoldiersgirthingupfortheday。
  Twoorthreeshotswerefired。
  ’Isthatatus?SurelytheycanseethatIamEnglish,’Dickspokeangrily。
  ’Nay,itisfromthedesert,’thedriveranswered,coweringinhissaddle。
  ’Goforward,mychild!Wellitisthatthedawndidnotuncoverusanhourago。’
  ThecamelheadedstraightforthecolumnandtheshotsbehindmultipliedThechildrenofthedeserthadarrangedthatmostuncomfortableofsurprises,adawnattackfortheEnglishtroops,andweregettingtheirdistancebysnap-shotsattheonlymovingobjectwithoutthesquare。
  ’Whatluck!Whatstupendousandimperialluck!’saidDick’It’s“justbeforethebattle,mother。”Oh,Godhasbeenmostgoodtome!
  Only’——theagonyofthethoughtmadehimscrewuphiseyesforaninstant——’Maisie。’
  ’Allahu!Wearein,’saidtheman,ashedroveintotherearguardandthecamelknelt。
  ’Whothedeuceareyou?Despatchesorwhat?What’sthestrengthoftheenemybehindthatridge?Howdidyougetthrough?’askedadozenvoicesForallanswerDicktookalongbreath,unbuckledhisbelt,andshoutedfromthesaddleatthetopofaweariedanddustyvoice,’Torpenhow!Ohe,Torp!Coo-ee,Tor-pen-how。’
  Abeardedmanrakingintheashesofafireforalighttohispipemovedveryswiftlytowardsthatcry,astherearguard,facingabout,begantofireatthepuffsofsmokefromthehillocksaroundGraduallythescatteredwhitecloudletsdrewoutintothelonglinesofbankedwhitethathungheavilyinthestillnessofthedawnbeforetheyturnedoverwave-likeandglidedintothevalleysThesoldiersinthesquarewerecoughingandswearingastheirownsmokeobstructedtheirview,andtheyedgedforwardtogetbeyonditAwoundedcamelleapedtoitsfeetandroaredaloud,thecryendinginabubblinggruntSomeonehadcutitsthroattopreventconfusionThencamethethicksobofamanreceivinghisdeath-woundfromabullet;thenayellofagonyandredoubledfiring。
  Therewasnotimetoaskanyquestions。
  ’Getdown,man!Getdownbehindthecamel!’
  ’NoPutme,Ipray,intheforefrontofthebattle。’DickturnedhisfacetoTorpenhowandraisedhishandtosethishelmetstraight,but,miscalculatingthedistance,knockeditoffTorpenhowsawthathishairwasgrayonthetemples,andthathisfacewasthefaceofanoldman。
  ’Comedown,youdamnedfool!Dickie,comeoff!’
  AndDickcameobediently,butasatreefalls,pitchingsidewaysfromtheBisharin’ssaddleatTorpenhow’sfeetHisluckhadheldtothelast,eventothecrowningmercyofakindlybulletthroughhishead。
  Torpenhowkneltundertheleeofthecamel,withDick’sbodyinhisarms。
  TheEndVolumeVIITHESTORYOFTHEGADSBYS
  PrefaceToTHEADDRESSOF
  CAPTAINJMAFFLIN,DukeofDerry’sPinkHussars。
  DEARMAPFLIN,-YouwillrememberthatIwrotethisstoryasanAwfulWarningNonethelessyouhaveseenfittodisregarditandhavefollowedGadsby’sexample-asIbettedyouwouldI
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  Yoursalways,RUDYARDKIPLING。
  PS-OnsecondthoughtsIshouldrecommendyoutokeepthebookawayfromMrsMafflin。
  POORDEARMAMMA
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