Theywasfairmen——fairerthanyouorme——withyellowhairandremarkablewellbuiltSaysDravot,unpackingtheguns,’ThisisthebeginningofthebusinessWe’llfightforthetenmen,’andwiththathefirestworiflesatthetwentymen,anddropsoneofthemattwohundredyardsfromtherockwherehewassittingTheothermenbegantorun,butCarnehanandDravotsitsontheboxespickingthemoffatallranges,upanddownthevalleyThenwegoesuptothetenmenthathadrunacrossthesnowtoo,andtheyfiresafootylittlearrowatusDravotheshootsabovetheirheads,andtheyallfallsdownflatThenhewalksoverthemandkicksthem,andthenheliftsthemupandshakeshandsallroundtomakethemfriendlylikeHecallsthemandgivesthemtheboxestocarry,andwaveshishandforalltheworldasthoughhewasKingalreadyTheytakestheboxesandhimacrossthevalleyandupthehillintoapinewoodonthetop,wheretherewashalfadozenbigstoneidolsDravothegoestothebiggest——afellowtheycallImbra——andlaysarifleandacartridgeathisfeet,rubbinghisnoserespectfulywithhisownnose,pattinghimonthehead,andnodshishead,andsays,’That’sallrightI’mintheknowtoo,andtheseoldjimjamsaremyfriends。’Thenheopenshismouthandpointsdownit,andwhenthefirstmanbringshimfood,hesays,’No;’andwhenthesecondmanbringshimfood,hesays’no;’butwhenoneoftheoldpriestsandthebossofthevillagebringshimfood,hesays,’Yes;’veryhaughty,andeatsitslowThatwashowhecametoourfirstvillagewithoutanytrouble,justasthoughwehadtumbledfromtheskiesButwetumbledfromoneofthosedamnedrope-bridges,yousee,and——youcouldn’texpectamantolaughmuchafterthat?”
“Takesomemorewhiskyandgoon。”Isaid“ThatwasthefirstvillageyoucameintoHowdidyougettobeKing?”
“Iwasn’tKing。”saidCarnehan“DravothewastheKing,andahandsomemanhelookedwiththegoldcrownonhisheadandall。
Himandtheotherpartystayedinthatvillage,andeverymorningDravotsatbythesideofoldImbra,andthepeoplecameandworshippedThatwasDravot’sorderThenalotofmencameintothevalley,andCarnehanDravotpicksthemoffwiththeriflesbeforetheyknewwheretheywas,andrunsdownintothevalleyandupagaintheotherside,andfindsanothervillage,sameasthefirstone,andthepeopleallfallsdownflatontheirfaces,andDravotsays,’Nowwhatisthetroublebetweenyoutwovillages?’
andthepeoplepointstoawoman,asfairasyouorme,thatwascarriedoff,andDravottakesherbacktothefirstvillageandcountsupthedead——eighttherewasForeachdeadmanDravotpoursalittlemilkonthegroundandwaveshisarmslikeawhirligig,and’That’sallright,’saysheThenheandCarnehantakesthebigbossofeachvillagebythearm,andwalksthemdownthevalley,andshowsthemhowtoscratchalinewithaspearrightdownthevalley,andgiveseachasodofturffrombothsidesofthelineThenallthepeoplecomesdownandshoutslikethedevilandall,andDravotsays,’Goanddigtheland,andbefruitfulandmultiply,’whichtheydid,thoughtheydidn’tunderstandThenweasksthenamesofthingsintheirlingo——breadandwaterandfireandidolsandsuch;andDravotleadsthepriestofeachvillageuptotheidol,andsayshemustsitthereandjudgethepeople,andifanythinggoeswrongheistobeshot。
“Nextweektheywasallturningupthelandinthevalleyasquietasbeesandmuchprettier,andthepriestsheardallthecomplaintsandtoldDravotindumb-showwhatitwasabout’That’sjustthebeginning,’saysDravot’Theythinkwe’reGods。’HeandCarnehanpicksouttwentygoodmenandshowsthemhowtoclickoffarifleandformfoursandadvanceinline;andtheywasverypleasedtodoso,andclevertoseethehangofitThenhetakesouthispipeandhisbaccy-pouch,andleavesoneatonevillageandoneattheother,andoffwetwogoestoseewhatwastobedoneinthenextvalleyThatwasallrock,andtherewasalittlevillagethere,andCarnehansays,’Send’emtotheoldvalleytoplant,’andtakes’emthereandgives’emsomelandthatwasn’ttookbeforeTheywereapoorlot,andweblooded’emwithakidbeforeletting’emintothenewKingdomThatwastoimpressthepeople,andthentheysettleddownquiet,andCarnehanwentbacktoDravot,whohadgotintoanothervalley,allsnowandiceandmostmountaineous。
Therewasnopeoplethere,andtheArmygotafraid;soDravotshootsoneofthem,andgoesontillhefindssomepeopleinavillage,andtheArmyexplainsthatunlessthepeoplewantstobekilledtheyhadbetternotshoottheirlittlematchlocks,fortheyhadmatchlocksWemakesfriendswiththepriest,andIstaystherealonewithtwooftheArmy,teachingthemenhowtodrill;andathunderingbigChiefcomesacrossthesnowwithkettledrumsandhornstwanging,becauseheheardtherewasanewGodkickingaboutCarnehansightsforthebrownofthemenhalfamileacrossthesnowandwingsoneofthemThenhesendsamessagetotheChiefthat,unlesshewishedtobekilled,hemustcomeandshakehandswithmeandleavehisarmsbehindTheChiefcomesalonefirst,andCarnehanshakeshandswithhimandwhirlshisarmsabout,sameasDravotused,andverymuchsurprisedthatChiefwas,andstrokesmyeyebrowsThenCarnehangoesalonetotheChief,andaskshimindumb-showifhehadanenemyhehated’I
have,’saysthechiefSoCarnehanweedsoutthepickofhismen,andsetsthetwooftheArmytoshowthemdrill,andattheendoftwoweeksthemencanmanoeuvreaboutaswellasVolunteersSohemarcheswiththeChieftoagreatbigplainonthetopofamountain,andtheChief’smenrushesintoavillageandtakesit;
wethreeMartinisfiringintothebrownoftheenemySowetookthatvillagetoo,andIgivestheChiefaragfrommycoat,andsays,’OccupytillIcome;’whichwasscripturalBywayofareminder,whenmeandtheArmywaseighteenhundredyardsaway,Idropsabulletnearhimstandingonthesnow,andallthepeoplefallsflatontheirfacesThenIsendsalettertoDravotwhereverhebebylandorbysea。”
AttheriskofthrowingthecreatureoutoftrainIinterrupted:“Howcouldyouwritealetterupyonder?”
“Theletter?——oh!——theletter!Keeplookingatmebetweentheeyes,pleaseItwasastring-talkletter,thatwe’dlearnedthewayofitfromablindbeggarinthePunjab。”
Irememberthattherehadoncecometotheofficeablindmanwithaknottedtwig,andapieceofstringwhichhewoundroundthetwigaccordingtosomecipherofhisownHecould,afterthelapseofdaysorhours,repeatthesentencewhichhehadreeledup。
Hehadreducedthealphabettoelevenprimitivesounds,andtriedtoteachmehismethod,butIcouldnotunderstand。
“IsentthatlettertoDravot。”saidCarnehan,“andtoldhimtocomebackbecausethisKingdomwasgrowingtoobigformetohandle;
andthenIstruckforthefirstvalley,toseehowthepriestswereworkingTheycalledthevillagewetookalongwiththeChief,Bashkai,andthefirstvillagewetook,Er-HebThepriestsatEr-
Hebwasdoingallright,buttheyhadalotofpendingcasesaboutlandtoshowme,andsomemenfromanothervillagehadbeenfiringarrowsatnightIwentoutandlookedforthatvillage,andfiredfourroundsatitfromathousandyardsThatusedallthecartridgesIcaredtospend,andIwaitedforDravot,whohadbeenawaytwoorthreemonths,andIkeptmypeoplequiet。
“OnemorningIheardthedevil’sownnoiseofdrumsandhorns,andDanDravotmarchesdownthehillwithhisArmyandatailofhundredsofmen,and,whichwasthemostamazing,agreatgoldcrownonhishead’MyGord,Carnehan,’saysDaniel,’thisisatremenjusbusiness,andwe’vegotthewholecountryasfarasit’sworthhavingIamthesonofAlexanderbyQueenSemiramis,andyou’remyyoungerbrotherandaGodtoo!It’sthebiggestthingwe’veeverseenI’vebeenmarchingandfightingforsixweekswiththeArmy,andeveryfootylittlevillageforfiftymileshascomeinrejoiceful;andmorethanthat,I’vegotthekeyofthewholeshow,asyou’llsee,andI’vegotacrownforyou!Itold’emtomaketwoof’emataplacecalledShu,wherethegoldliesintherocklikesuetinmuttonGoldI’veseen,andturquoiseI’vekickedoutofthecliffs,andthere’sgarnetsinthesandsoftheriver,andhere’sachunkofamberthatamanbroughtmeCallupallthepriestsand,here,takeyourcrown。’
“Oneofthemenopensablackhairbag,andIslipsthecrownon。
Itwastoosmallandtooheavy,butIworeitfortheglory。
Hammeredgolditwas——fivepoundsweight,likeahoopofabarrel。
“’Peachey,’saysDravot,’wedon’twanttofightnomoreTheCraft’sthetrick,sohelpme!’andhebringsforwardthatsameChiefthatIleftatBashkai——BillyFishwecalledhimafterward,becausehewassolikeBillyFishthatdrovethebigtank-engineatMachontheBolanintheolddays’Shakehandswithhim,’saysDravot;andIshookhandsandnearlydropped,forBillyFishgavemetheGripIsaidnothing,buttriedhimwiththeFellow-craftGripHeanswersallright,andItriedtheMaster’sGrip,butthatwasaslip’AFellow-craftheis!’IsaystoDan’Doesheknowtheword?’’Hedoes,’saysDan,’andallthepriestsknowIt’samiracle!
TheChiefsandthepriestscanworkaFellow-craftLodgeinawaythat’sverylikeours,andthey’vecutthemarksontherocks,buttheydon’tknowtheThirdDegree,andthey’vecometofindoutIt’sGord’sTruthI’veknowntheselongyearsthattheAfghansknewuptotheFellow-craftDegree,butthisisamiracleAGodandaGrandMasteroftheCraftamI,andaLodgeintheThirdDegreeI
willopen,andwe’llraisetheheadpriestsandtheChiefsofthevillages。’
“’It’sagainstallthelaw,’Isays,’holdingaLodgewithoutwarrantfromanyone;andyouknowweneverheldofficeinanyLodge。’
“’It’samasterstrokeo’policy,’saysDravot’Itmeansrunningthecountryaseasyasafour-wheeledbogieonadowngradeWecan’tstoptoinquirenow,orthey’llturnagainstusI’vefortyChiefsatmyheel,andpassedandraisedaccordingtotheirmerittheyshallbeBilletthesemenonthevillages,andseethatwerunupaLodgeofsomekindThetempleofImbrawilldoforaLodge-
roomThewomenmustmakeapronsasyoushowthemI’llholdaleveeofChiefsto-nightandLodgeto-morrow。’
“Iwasfairrunoffmylegs,butIwasn’tsuchafoolasnottoseewhatapullthisCraftbusinessgaveusIshowedthepriests’
familieshowtomakeapronsofthedegrees,butforDravot’saprontheblueborderandmarkswasmadeofturquoiselumpsonwhitehide,notclothWetookagreatsquarestoneinthetemplefortheMaster’schair,andlittlestonesfortheofficer’schairs,andpaintedtheblackpavementwithwhitesquares,anddidwhatwecouldtomakethingsregular。
“Attheleveewhichwasheldthatnightonthehillsidewithbigbonfires,DravotgivesoutthathimandmewereGodsandsonsofAlexander,andPassedGrandMastersintheCraft,andwascometomakeKafiristanacountrywhereeverymanshouldeatinpeaceanddrinkinquiet,andspeciallyobeyusThentheChiefscomeroundtoshakehands,andtheyweresohairyandwhiteandfairitwasjustshakinghandswitholdfriendsWegavethemnamesaccordingastheywaslikemenwehadknowninIndia——BillyFish,HollyDilworth,PikkyKergan,thatwasBazaar-masterwhenIwasatMhow,andsoon,andsoon。
“ThemostamazingmiracleswasatLodgenextnightOneoftheoldpriestswaswatchinguscontinuous,andIfeltuneasy,forI
knewwe’dhavetofudgetheRitual,andIdidn’tknowwhatthemenknewTheoldpriestwasastrangercomeinfrombeyondthevillageofBashkaiTheminuteDravotputsontheMaster’sapronthatthegirlshadmadeforhim,thepriestfetchesawhoopandahowl,andtriestooverturnthestonethatDravotwassittingon’It’sallupnow,’Isays’ThatcomesofmeddlingwiththeCraftwithoutwarrant!’Dravotneverwinkedaneye,notwhentenprieststookandtiltedovertheGrandMaster’schair——whichwastosay,thestoneofImbraThepriestbeginsrubbingthebottomendofittoclearawaytheblackdirt,andpresentlyheshowsalltheotherprieststheMaster’sMark,sameaswasonDravot’sapron,cutintothestoneNoteventhepriestsofthetempleofImbraknewitwasthereTheoldchapfallsflatonhisfaceatDravot’sfeetandkisses’em’Luckagain,’saysDravot,acrosstheLodge,tome;’theysayit’sthemissingMarkthatnoonecouldunderstandthewhyof。
We’remorethansafenow。’Thenhebangsthebuttofhisgunforagavelandsays,’ByvirtueoftheauthorityvestedinmebymyownrighthandandthehelpofPeachey,IdeclaremyselfGrandMasterofallFreemasonryinKafiristaninthistheMotherLodgeo’thecountry,andKingofKafiristanequallywithPeachey!’AtthatheputsonhiscrownandIputsonmine,——IwasdoingSeniorWarden,——andweopenstheLodgeinmostampleformItwasanamazingmiracle!ThepriestsmovedinLodgethroughthefirsttwodegreesalmostwithouttelling,asifthememorywascomingbacktothemAfterthatPeacheyandDravotraisedsuchaswasworthy-