“Polly,areyouafraidofdiphtheria?”
  “OfnothingintheworldexceptsmallpoxDiphtheriakills,butitdoesn’tdisfigureWhydoyouask?”
  “Becauseth~Bentbabyhasgotit,andthewholehotelisupsidedowninconsequenceTheWaddyhas’setherfiveyoungontherail’andfledTheDancingMasterfearsforhispreciousthroat,andthatmiserablelittlewoman,hiswife,hasnonotionofwhatoughttobedoneShewantedtoputitintoamustardbath-forcroup!”
  “Wheredidyoulearnallthis?”
  “Justnow,ontheMallDrHowlentoldmeTheManagerofthehotelisabusingtheBents,andtheBentsareabusingthemanagerTheyareafecklesscouple。”
  “WellWhat’sonyourmind?”
  “This;andIknowit’sagravethingtoaskWouldyouseriouslyobjecttomybringingthechildoverhere,withitsmother?”
  “OnthemoststrictunderstandingthatweseenothingofTheDancingMaster。”
  “HewillbeonlytoogladtostayawayPolly,you’reanangelThewomanreallyisatherwits’
  end。”
  “Andyouknownothingabouthercareless,andwouldholdheruptopublicscornifitgaveyouaminute’samusementThereforeyouriskyourlifeforthesakeofherbratNo,LooI’mnottheangelIshallkeeptomyroomsandavoidherButdoasyoupleas~onlytellmewhyyoudoit。”
  MrsHauksbee’seyessoftened;shelookedoutofthewindowandbackintoMrsMallowe’sface。
  “Idon’tknow。”saidMrsHauksbee,simply。
  “Youdear!”
  “Polly!-andforaughtyouknewyoumighthavetakenmyfringeoffNeverdothatagainwithoutwarningNowwe’llgettheroomsreadyIdon’tsupposeIshallbeallowedtocirculateinsocietyforamonth。”
  “AndIalsoThankgoodnessIshallatlastgetallthesleepIwant。”
  MuchtoMrsBent’ssurprisesheandthebabywerebroughtovertothehousealmostbeforesheknewwhereshewasBentwasdevoutlyandundisguisedlythankful,forhewasafraidoftheinfection,andalsohopedthatafewweeksinthehotelalonewithMrsDelvillemightleadtoexplanationsMrsBenthadthrownherjealousytothewindsinherfearforherchild’slife。
  “Wecangiveyougoodmilk。”sai~MrsHauksbeetoher,“andourhouseismuchnearertotheDoctor’sthanth,’hotel,andyouwon’tfeelasthoughyouwerelivinginahostilecampWhereisthedearMrsWaddy?Sh~
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  seemedtobeaparticularfriendofyours。”
  “They’veallleftme。”saidMrsBent,bitterly“MrsWaddywentfirstShesaidIoughttobeashamedofmyselfforintroducingdiseasesthere,andIamsureitwasn’tmyfaultthatlittleDora“-“Hownice!”cooedMrsHauksbee。
  “TheWaddyisaninfectiousdiseaseherself-’morequicklycaughtthantheplagueandthetakerrunspresentlymad。’IlivednextdoortoherattheElysium,threeyearsagoNowsee,youwon’tgiveustheleasttrouble,andI’veornamentedallthehousewithsheetssoakedincarbolicItsmellscomforting,doesn’tit?RememberI’malwaysmcall,andmyayah’satyourservicewhenyoursgoestohermealsand-and-ifyoucryI’llneverforgiveyou。”
  DoraBentoccupiedhermother’sunprofitableattentionthroughthedayandthenightTheDoctorcalledthriceinthetwenty-fourhours,andthehousereekedwiththesmelloftheCondy’sFluid,chlorine-water,andcarbolicacidwashesMrsMallowekepttoherownrooms-sheconsideredthatshehadmadesufficientconcessionsinthecauseofhumanity-andMrs。
  HauksbeewasmoreesteemedbytheDoctorasahelpinthesick-roomthanthehalf-distraughtmother。
  “Iknownothingofillness。”saidMrsHauksbeetotheDoctor。
  “Onlytellmewhattodo,andI’lldoit。”
  “Keepthatcrazywomanfromkissingthechild,andletherhaveaslittletodowiththenursingasyoupossiblycan。”saidtheDoctor;“I’dturnheroutofthesick-room,butthatIhonestlybelieveshe’ddieofanxietySheislessthannogood,andIdependonyouandtheayahs,remember。”
  MrsHauksbeeacceptedtheresponsibility,thoughitpaintedolivehollowsunderhereyesandforcedhertoheroldestdressesMrsBentclungtoherwithmorethanchildlikefaith。
  “Iknowyou’ll,makeDorawell,won’tyou?”shesaidatleasttwentytimesaday;andtwentytimesadayMrsHauksbeeansweredvaliantly,“OfcourseIwill。”
  ButDoradidnotimprove,andtheDoctorseemedtobealwaysinth~house。
  “There’ssomedangerofthethingtakingabadturn。”hesaid;“I’llcomcoverbetweenthreeandfourinthamorningto-morrow。”
  “Goodgracious!”saidMrsHauksbee“Henevertoldmewhattheturnwouldbe!Myeducationhasbeenhorriblyneglected;andIhaveonlythisfoolishmother-womantofallbackupon。”
  Thenightworethroughslowly,andMrsHauksbeedozedinachairbythefireTherewasadanceattheViceregalLodge,andshedreamedofittillshewasawareofMrsBent’sanxiouseyesstaringintoherown。
  “Wakeup!Wakeup!Dosomething!”criedMrsBent,piteously“Dora’schokingtodeath!
  Doyoumeantoletherdie?”
  MrsHauksbeejumpedtoherfeetandbentoverthebedThechildwasfightingforbreath,whilethemotherwrungherhandsdespairing。
  “Gh,whatcanIdo?Whatcanyoudo?Shewon’tstaystill!Ican’thokIherWhydidn’ttheDoctorsaythis230
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  wascoming?”screamedMrsBent“Won’tyouhelpme?She’sdying!”
  ’~I-I’veneverseenachilddiebefore!”stammeredMrsHauksbee,feebly,andthen-letnoneblameherweak-nessafterthestrainoflongwatching-shebrokedown,andcoveredherfacewithherhandsTheayahsonthethresholdsnoredpeacefully。
  Therewasarattleof’rickshawwheelsbelow,theclashofanopenirigdoor,aheavysteponthestairs,andMrsDelvilleenteredtofindMrsBentscreamingfortheDoctorassheranroundtheroomMrsHauksbee,herhandstoherears,andherfaceburiedinthechintzofachair,wasquiveringwithpainateachcryfromthebed,andmurmuring,“ThankGod,Ineverboreachild!
  Oh!thankGod,Ineverboreachild!”
  MrsDelvillelookedatthebedforaninstant,tookMrsBentbytheshoulders,andsaid,quietly,“GetmesomecausticBequick。”
  ThemotherobeyedmechanicallyMrsDelvillehadthrownherselfdownbythesideofthechildandwasopeningitsmouth。
  “Oh,you’rekillingher!”criedMrsBent“Wh。re’stheDoctor!
  Leaveheralone!”
  MrsDelvillemadenoreplyforaminute,butbusiedherselfwiththechild。
  “Nowthecaustic,andholdalampbehindmy。’,houlderWillyoudoasyouaretold?Theacid-bottle,ifyoudon’tknowwhatImean。”shesaid。
  AsecondtimeMrsDelvillebentoverthechildMrsHaukshee,herfacestillhidden,sobbedand-hiveredOneoftheayahsstaggeredsleepilyintotheroom,yawning:“DoctorSahibcome。”
  MrsDelvilleturnedherhead。
  “You’reonlyjustintime。”shesaid“Itwaschokin’herwhenI
  camein,an’I’veburnedit。”
  “Therewasnosignofthemembranegettingtotheair-passagesafterthelaststeamingItwasthegeneralweakness,Ifeared。”saidtheDoctorhalftohimself,andhewhisperedashelooked。
  “You’vedonewhatIshouldhavebee’,afraidtodowithoutconsultation。”
  “Shewasdyin’。”saidMrsDelvilie,underherbreath“Canyoudoany-thin’?WhatamercyitwasIwenttothedance!”
  MrsHauksbeeraisedherhead。
  “Isitallover?”shegasped“I’museless-I’mworsethanuseless!
  Whatareyoudoinghere?”
  ShestaredatMrsDelville,andMrsBent,realizingforthefirsttimewhowastheGoddessfromtheMachinestaredalso。
  ThenMrsDelvillemadeexplanation,puttingonadirtylonggloveandsmoothingacrumpledandill-fittingball-dress。
  “Iwasatthedance,an’theDoctorwastellin’meaboutyourbabybein’soill。
  SoIcameawayearly,an’yourdoorwasopen,an’I-I~lostmyboythiswaysixmonthsago,an’
  I’vebeentryin’toforgetiteversince,an’I~I-amverysorryforintrudin’an’anythin’thathashappened。”
  MrsBentwasputtingouttheDoctor’seyewithalampashestoopedoverDora。
  “Takeitaway。”saidtheDoctor“Ithinkthechildwilldo,thankstoyou,MrsDelvilleIshouldhavecometa~
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  late,but,Iassureyou“-hewasaddressinghimselftoMrs。
  Delville-“IbadnotthefaintestreasontoexpectthisThemembranemusthavegrownlikeamushroom。
  Willoneofyouhelpme,please?”
  HehadreasonforthelastsenfenceMrsHauksbeehadthrownherselfintoMrsDelville’sarms,whereshewasweepingbitterly,andMrsBentwasunpicturesquelymixcdupwithboth,~hilefromthetanglecamethesoundofmanysobsandmuchpromiscuouskissing。
  “Goodgracious!I’vespoiltallyourbeautifulroses!”saidMrs。
  Hauksbee,liftingherheadfromthelumpofcrushedgumandcalicoatrocitiesonMrsDelville’sshoulderandhurryingtotheDoctor。
  MrsDelvillepickeduphershawl,andslouchedoutoftheroom,moppinghereyeswiththeglovethatshehadnotputon。
  “Ialwayssaidshewasmorethanawoman。”sobbedMrs。
  Hauksbee,hysterically,“andthatprovesit!”
  Sixweekslater,MrsBentandDorahadreturnedtothehotel。
  MrsHauksbeehadcomeoutoftheValleyofHumiliati~,hadceasedtoreproachherselfforhercollapseinanhourofneed,andwasevenbeginningtodirecttheaffairsoftheworldasbefore。
  “Sonobodydied,andeverythingwent~ffasitshould,andIkissedTheDowd,PollyIfeelsooldDoesitshowinmyface?”
  “Kissesdon’tasarule,dothey?Of~ourseyouknowwhattheresultofTheDowd’sprovidentialarrivalhasbeen。”
  “Theyoughttobuildherastatu~onlynosculptordarecopythoseskirts。”
  “Ah!”saidMrsMallowe,quietly“Shehasfoundanotherreward。
  TheDancingMasterhasbeensmirkingthroughSimlagivingeveryonetounderstandthatshecamebecau渆ofherundyingloveforhim-forhim-tosavehischild,andallSimlanaturallybelievesthis。”
  “ButMrsBent“-“MrsBentbelievesitmorethananyoneelseShewon’tspeaktoTheDowdnowIsn’tTheDancingMasteranangel?”
  MrsHauksbeelifteduphervoiceandragedtillbedtimeThedoorsofthetworoomsstoodopen。
  “Polly。”saidavoicefromthedarkness,“whatdidthatAmerican-heiress-globe-trottergirlsaylastseasonwhenshewastippedoutofher’rickshawturningacorner?Someabsurdadjectivethatmadethemanwhopickedherupexplode。”
  “’Paltry,’“saidMrsMallowe“Throughhernos~likethis-’Ha-owpahltry!’“
  “Exactly。”saidthevoice“Ha-owpahltryitallis!”
  “Which?”
  “EverythingBabies,Diphtheria,MrsBentandTheDancingMaster,Iwhoopinginachair,andTheDowddroppinginfromthecloudsIwonderwhatthemotivewas~llthemotives。”
  “Whatdoyouthink?”
  “Don’taskmeGotosleep。”
  O~lyaS~attern——NotonlytoenforcebycommandbuttoencouragebyexampletheenergeticdischargeofdutyandthesteadyenduranceofthedifficultiesandprivationsinseparablefromMilitaryService。~BengalArmyRegulations。
  THEYmadeBobbyWickpassanexaminationatSandhurstHewasagentlemanbeforehewasgazetted,so,whentheEmpressannouncedthat“Gentleman-CadetRobertHannaWick“waspostedasSecondLieutenanttotheTynesideTailTwistersatKramBokhar,hebecameanofficerandagentleman,whichisanenviablething;andtherewasjoyinthehouseofWickwhereMammaWickandallthelittle~TicksfellupontheirkneesandofferedincensetoBobbybyvirtueofhisachievements。