WhentheYoughalscameintothestation,Strickland——verygravely,ashedideverything——fellinlovewithMissYoughal;andshe,afterawhile,fellinlovewithhimbecauseshecouldnotunderstandhimThenStricklandtoldtheparents;butMrs。
  YoughalsaidshewasnotgoingtothrowherdaughterintotheworstpaidDepartmentintheEmpire,andoldYoughalsaid,insomanywords,thathemistrustedStrickland’swaysandworks,andwouldthankhimnottospeakorwritetohisdaughteranymore“Verywell。”saidStrickland,forhedidnotwishtomakehislady-love’slifeaburdenAfteronelongtalkwithMissYoughalhedroppedthebusinessentirely。
  TheYoughalswentuptoSimlainApril。
  InJuly,Stricklandsecuredthreemonths’leaveon“urgentprivateaffairs。”Helockeduphishouse——thoughnotanativeintheProvidencewouldwittinglyhavetouched“EstreekinSahib’s“gearfortheworld——andwentdowntoseeafriendofhis,anolddyer,atTarnTaran。
  Herealltraceofhimwaslost,untilasaismetmeontheSimlaMallwiththisextraordinarynote:
  “Dearoldman,Pleasegivebeareraboxofcheroots——Supers,NoI,forpreferenceTheyarefreshestattheClubI’llrepaywhenI
  reappear;butatpresentI’moutofSociety。
  Yours,ESTRICKLAND。”
  Iorderedtwoboxes,andhandedthemovertothesaiswithmylove。
  ThatsaiswasStrickland,andhewasinoldYoughal’semploy,attachedtoMissYoughal’sArabThepoorfellowwassufferingforanEnglishsmoke,andknewthatwhateverhappenedIshouldholdmytonguetillthebusinesswasover。
  Lateron,MrsYoughal,whowaswrappedupinherservants,begantalkingathouseswhereshecalledofherparagonamongsaises——themanwhowasnevertoobusytogetupinthemorningandpickflowersforthebreakfast-table,andwhoblacked——actuallyBLACKED——
  thehoofsofhishorselikeaLondoncoachman!TheturnoutofMissYoughal’sArabwasawonderandadelightStrickland——
  Dulloo,Imean——foundhisrewardintheprettythingsthatMissYoughalsaidtohimwhenshewentoutridingHerparentswerepleasedtofindshehadforgottenallherfoolishnessforyoungStricklandandsaidshewasagoodgirl。
  StricklandvowsthatthetwomonthsofhisservicewerethemostrigidmentaldisciplinehehasevergonethroughQuiteapartfromthelittlefactthatthewifeofoneofhisfellow-saisesfellinlovewithhimandthentriedtopoisonhimwitharsenicbecausehewouldhavenothingtodowithher,hehadtoschoolhimselfintokeepingquietwhenMissYoughalwentoutridingwithsomemanwhotriedtoflirtwithher,andhewasforcedtotrotbehindcarryingtheblanketandhearingeveryword!Also,hehadtokeephistemperwhenhewasslangedin“Benmore“porchbyapoliceman——
  especiallyoncewhenhewasabusedbyaNaikhehadhimselfrecruitedfromIsserJangvillage——or,worsestill,whenayoungsubalterncalledhimapigfornotmakingwayquicklyenough。
  ButthelifehaditscompensationsHeobtainedgreatinsightintothewaysandtheftsofsaises——enough,hesays,tohavesummarilyconvictedhalfthechamarpopulationofthePunjabifhehadbeenonbusinessHebecameoneoftheleadingplayersatknuckle-
  bones,whichalljhampanisandmanysaisesplaywhiletheyarewaitingoutsidetheGovernmentHouseortheGaietyTheatreofnights;helearnedtosmoketobaccothatwasthree-fourthscowdung;
  andheheardthewisdomofthegrizzledJemadaroftheGovernmentHousesaises,whosewordsarevaluableHesawmanythingswhichamusedhim;andhestates,onhonor,thatnomancanappreciateSimlaproperly,tillhehasseenitfromthesais’spointofview。
  Healsosaysthat,ifhechosetowriteallhesaw,hisheadwouldbebrokeninseveralplaces。
  Strickland’saccountoftheagonyheenduredonwetnights,hearingthemusicandseeingthelightsin“Benmore。”withhistoestinglingforawaltzandhisheadinahorse-blanket,isratheramusingOneofthesedays,StricklandisgoingtowritealittlebookonhisexperiencesThatbookwillbeworthbuying;andevenmore,worthsuppressing。
  Thus,heservedfaithfullyasJacobservedforRachel;andhisleavewasnearlyatanendwhentheexplosioncameHehadreallydonehisbesttokeephistemperinthehearingoftheflirtationsIhavementioned;buthebrokedownatlastAnoldandverydistinguishedGeneraltookMissYoughalforaride,andbeganthatspeciallyoffensive“you’re-only-a-little-girl“sortofflirtation——
  mostdifficultforawomantoturnasidedeftly,andmostmaddeningtolistentoMissYoughalwasshakingwithfearatthethingshesaidinthehearingofhersaisDulloo——Strickland——
  stooditaslongashecouldThenhecaughtholdoftheGeneral’sbridle,and,inmostfluentEnglish,invitedhimtostepoffandbeheavedoverthecliffNextminuteMissYoughalbegancrying;
  andStricklandsawthathehadhopelesslygivenhimselfaway,andeverythingwasover。
  TheGeneralnearlyhadafit,whileMissYoughalwassobbingoutthestoryofthedisguiseandtheengagementthatwasn’trecognizedbytheparentsStricklandwasfuriouslyangrywithhimselfandmoreangrywiththeGeneralforforcinghishand;sohesaidnothing,butheldthehorse’sheadandpreparedtothrashtheGeneralassomesortofsatisfaction,butwhentheGeneralhadthoroughlygraspedthestory,andknewwhoStricklandwas,hebegantopuffandblowinthesaddle,andnearlyrolledoffwithlaughingHesaidStricklanddeservedaVC。,ifitwereonlyforputtingonasais’sblanketThenhecalledhimselfnames,andvowedthathedeservedathrashing,buthewastoooldtotakeitfromStricklandThenhecomplimentedMissYoughalonherlover。
  Thescandalofthebusinessneverstruckhim;forhewasaniceoldman,withaweaknessforflirtationsThenhelaughedagain,andsaidthatoldYoughalwasafoolStricklandletgoofthecob’shead,andsuggestedthattheGeneralhadbetterhelpthem,ifthatwashisopinionStricklandknewYoughal’sweaknessformenwithtitlesandlettersaftertheirnamesandhighofficialposition。
  “It’sratherlikeaforty-minutefarce。”saidtheGeneral,“butbegad,IWILLhelp,ifit’sonlytoescapethattremendousthrashingIdeservedGoalongtoyourhome,mysais-Policeman,andchangeintodecentkit,andI’llattackMrYoughalMissYoughal,mayIaskyoutocanterhomeandwait?。
  Aboutsevenminuteslater,therewasawildhurrooshattheClub。
  Asais,withablanketandhead-rope,wasaskingallthemenheknew:“ForHeaven’ssakelendmedecentclothes!”Asthemendidnotrecognizehim,thereweresomepeculiarscenesbeforeStricklandcouldgetahotbath,withsodainit,inoneroom,ashirthere,acollarthere,apairoftrouserselsewhere,andsoonHegallopedoff,withhalftheClubwardrobeonhisback,andanutterstranger’sponyunderhim,tothehouseofoldYoughal。
  TheGeneral,arrayedinpurpleandfinelinen,wasbeforehim。
  WhattheGeneralhadsaidStricklandneverknew,butYoughalreceivedStricklandwithmoderatecivility;andMrsYoughal,touchedbythedevotionofthetransformedDulloo,wasalmostkind。
  TheGeneralbeamed,andchuckled,andMissYoughalcamein,andalmostbeforeoldYoughalknewwherehewas,theparentalconsenthadbeenwrenchedoutandStricklandhaddepartedwithMissYoughaltotheTelegraphOfficetowireforhiskitThefinalembarrassmentwaswhenanutterstrangerattackedhimontheMallandaskedforthestolenpony。
  So,intheend,StricklandandMissYoughalweremarried,onthestrictunderstandingthatStricklandshoulddrophisoldways,andsticktoDepartmentalroutine,whichpaysbestandleadstoSimla。
  Stricklandwasfartoofondofhiswife,justthen,tobreakhisword,butitwasasoretrialtohim;forthestreetsandthebazars,andthesoundsinthem,werefullofmeaningtoStrickland,andthesecalledtohimtocomebackandtakeuphiswanderingsandhisdiscoveriesSomeday,IwilltellyouhowhebrokehispromisetohelpafriendThatwaslongsince,andhehas,bythistime,beennearlyspoiltforwhathewouldcallshikarHeisforgettingtheslang,andthebeggar’scant,andthemarks,andthesigns,andthedriftoftheundercurrents,which,ifamanwouldmaster,hemustalwayscontinuetolearn。
  ButhefillsinhisDepartmentalreturnsbeautifully。
  YOKEDWITHANUNBELIEVER。
  Iamdyingforyou,andyouaredyingforanother。
  PunjabiProverb。
  WhentheGravesendtenderlefttheP&0steamerforBombayandwentbacktocatchthetraintoTown,thereweremanypeopleinitcryingButtheonewhoweptmost,andmostopenlywasMissAgnesLaiterShehadreasontocry,becausetheonlymansheeverloved——orevercouldlove,soshesaid——wasgoingouttoIndia;andIndia,aseveryoneknows,isdividedequallybetweenjungle,tigers,cobras,cholera,andsepoys。
  PhilGarron,leaningoverthesideofthesteamerintherain,feltveryunhappytoo;buthedidnotcryHewassentoutto“tea。”
  What“tea“meanthehadnotthevaguestidea,butfanciedthathewouldhavetorideonaprancinghorseoverhillscoveredwithtea-
  vines,anddrawasumptuoussalaryfordoingso;andhewasverygratefultohisuncleforgettinghimtheberthHewasreallygoingtoreformallhisslack,shiftlessways,savealargeproportionofhismagnificentsalaryyearly,and,inaveryshorttime,returntomarryAgnesLaiterPhilGarronhadbeenlyinglooseonhisfriends’handsforthreeyears,and,ashehadnothingtodo,henaturallyfellinloveHewasverynice;buthewasnotstronginhisviewsandopinionsandprinciples,andthoughhenevercametoactualgriefhisfriendswerethankfulwhenhesaidgood-bye,andwentouttothismysterious“tea“businessnearDarjilingTheysaid:——“Godblessyou,dearboy!Letusneverseeyourfaceagain。”——oratleastthatwaswhatPhilwasgiventounderstand。
  Whenhesailed,hewasveryfullofagreatplantoprovehimselfseveralhundredtimesbetterthananyonehadgivenhimcreditfor——
  toworklikeahorse,andtriumphantlymarryAgnesLaiterHehadmanygoodpointsbesideshisgoodlooks;hisonlyfaultbeingthathewasweak,theleastlittlebitintheworldweakHehadasmuchnotionofeconomyastheMorningSun;andyetyoucouldnotlayyourhandonanyoneitem,andsay:“HereinPhilGarronisextravagantorreckless。”Norcouldyoupointoutanyparticularviceinhischaracter;buthewas“unsatisfactory“andasworkableasputty。
  AgnesLaiterwentaboutherdutiesathome——herfamilyobjectedtotheengagement——withredeyes,whilePhilwassailingtoDarjiling——
  “aportontheBengalOcean。”ashismotherusedtotellherfriendsHewaspopularenoughonboardship,mademanyacquaintancesandamoderatelylargeliquorbill,andsentoffhugeletterstoAgnesLaiterateachportThenhefelltoworkonthisplantation,somewherebetweenDarjilingandKangra,and,thoughthesalaryandthehorseandtheworkwerenotquiteallhehadfancied,hesucceededfairlywell,andgavehimselfmuchunnecessarycreditforhisperseverance。
  Inthecourseoftime,ashesettledmoreintocollar,andhisworkgrewfixedbeforehim,thefaceofAgnesLaiterwentoutofhismindandonlycamewhenhewasatleisure,whichwasnotoften。
  Hewouldforgetallaboutherforafortnight,andrememberherwithastart,likeaschool-boywhohasforgottentolearnhislesson。
  ShedidnotforgetPhil,becauseshewasofthekindthatneverforgetsOnly,anotherman——areallydesirableyoungman——
  presentedhimselfbeforeMrsLaiter;andthechanceofamarriagewithPhilwasasfaroffasever;andhislettersweresounsatisfactory;andtherewasacertainamountofdomesticpressurebroughttobearonthegirl;andtheyoungmanreallywasaneligiblepersonasincomesgo;andtheendofallthingswasthatAgnesmarriedhim,andwroteatempestuouswhirlwindofalettertoPhilinthewildsofDarjiling,andsaidsheshouldneverknowahappymomentalltherestofherlifeWhichwasatrueprophecy。
  Philgotthatletter,andheldhimselfill-treatedThiswastwoyearsafterhehadcomeout;butbydintofthinkingfixedlyofAgnesLaiter,andlookingatherphotograph,andpattinghimselfonthebackforbeingoneofthemostconstantloversinhistory,andwarmingtotheworkashewenton,hereallyfanciedthathehadbeenveryhardlyusedHesatdownandwroteonefinalletter——areallypathetic“worldwithoutend,amen。”epistle;explaininghowhewouldbetruetoEternity,andthatallwomenwereverymuchalike,andhewouldhidehisbrokenheart,etc。,etc。;butif,atanyfuturetime,etc。,etc。,hecouldaffordtowait,etc。,etc。,unchangedaffections,etc。,etc。,returntoheroldlove,etc。,etc。,foreightclosely-writtenpagesFromanartisticpointofview,itwasveryneatwork,butanordinaryPhilistine,whoknewthestateofPhil’srealfeelings——nottheonesherosetoashewentonwriting——wouldhavecalleditthethoroughlymeanandselfishworkofathoroughlymeanandselfish,weakmanButthisverdictwouldhavebeenincorrectPhilpaidforthepostage,andfelteverywordhehadwrittenforatleasttwodaysandahalf。
  Itwasthelastflickerbeforethelightwentout。