Attheendofone’sthirdpipethedragonsusedtomoveaboutandfightI’vewatched’em,manyandmanyanightthroughIusedtoregulatemySmokethatway,andnowittakesadozenpipestomake’emstirBesides,theyarealltornanddirty,likethemats,andoldFung-TchingisdeadHediedacoupleofyearsago,andgavemethepipeIalwaysusenow——asilverone,withqueerbeastscrawlingupanddownthereceiver-bottlebelowthecupBeforethat,I
think,Iusedabigbamboostemwithacoppercup,averysmallone,andagreenjademouthpieceItwasalittlethickerthanawalking-stickstem,andsmokedsweet,verysweetThebambooseemedtosuckupthesmokeSilverdoesn’t,andI’vegottocleanitoutnowandthen,that’sagreatdealoftrouble,butIsmokeitfortheoldman’ssakeHemusthavemadeagoodthingoutofme,buthealwaysgavemecleanmatsandpillows,andthebeststuffyoucouldgetanywhere。
Whenhedied,hisnephewTsin-lingtookuptheGate,andhecalleditthe“TempleoftheThreePossessions;“butweoldonesspeakofitasthe“HundredSorrows。”allthesameThenephewdoesthingsveryshabbily,andIthinktheMemsahibmusthelphimSheliveswithhim;sameassheusedtodowiththeoldmanThetwoletinallsortsoflowpeople,niggersandall,andtheBlackSmokeisn’tasgoodasitusedtobeI’vefoundburntbraninmypipeoverandoveragainTheoldmanwouldhavediedifthathadhappenedinhistimeBesides,theroomisnevercleaned,andallthematsaretornandcutattheedgesThecoffinhasgone——gonetoChinaagain——
withtheoldmanandtwoouncesofsmokeinsideit,incaseheshouldwant’emontheway。
TheJossdoesn’tgetsomanysticksburntunderhisnoseasheusedto;that’sasignofill-luck,assureasDeathHe’sallbrown,too,andnooneeverattendstohimThat’stheMemsahib’swork,I
know;because,whenTsin-lingtriedtoburngiltpaperbeforehim,shesaiditwasawasteofmoney,and,ifhekeptastickburningveryslowly,theJosswouldn’tknowthedifferenceSonowwe’vegotthesticksmixedwithalotofglue,andtheytakehalf-an-hourlongertoburn,andsmellstinkyLetalonethesmelloftheroombyitselfNobusinesscangetoniftheytrythatsortofthing。
TheJossdoesn’tlikeitIcanseethatLateatnight,sometimes,heturnsallsortsofqueercolors——blueandgreenandred——justasheusedtodowhenoldFung-Tchingwasalive;andherollshiseyesandstampshisfeetlikeadevil。
Idon’tknowwhyIdon’tleavetheplaceandsmokequietlyinalittleroomofmyowninthebazarMostlike,Tsin-lingwouldkillmeifIwentaway——hedrawsmysixtyrupeesnow——andbesides,it’ssomuchtrouble,andI’vegrowntobeveryfondoftheGateIt’snotmuchtolookatNotwhatitwasintheoldman’stime,butI
couldn’tleaveitI’veseensomanycomeinandoutAndI’veseensomanydiehereonthematsthatIshouldbeafraidofdyingintheopennowI’veseensomethingsthatpeoplewouldcallstrangeenough;butnothingisstrangewhenyou’reontheBlackSmoke,excepttheBlackSmokeAndifitwas,itwouldn’tmatter。
Fung-Tchingusedtobeveryparticularabouthispeople,andnevergotinanyonewho’dgivetroublebydyingmessyandsuchButthenephewisn’thalfsocarefulHetellseverywherethathekeepsa“first-chop“houseNevertriestogetmeninquietly,andmakethemcomfortablelikeFung-TchingdidThat’swhytheGateisgettingalittlebitmoreknownthanitusedtobeAmongtheniggersofcourseThenephewdaren’tgetawhite,or,formatterofthat,amixedskinintotheplaceHehastokeepusthreeofcourse——meandtheMemsahibandtheotherEurasianWe’refixtures。
Buthewouldn’tgiveuscreditforapipeful——notforanything。
Oneofthesedays,Ihope,IshalldieintheGateThePersianandtheMadrasmanareterribleshakynowThey’vegotaboytolighttheirpipesforthemIalwaysdothatmyselfMostlike,IshallseethemcarriedoutbeforemeIdon’tthinkIshalleveroutlivetheMemsahiborTsin-lingWomenlastlongerthanmenattheBlack-
Smoke,andTsin-linghasadealoftheoldman’sbloodinhim,thoughheDOESsmokecheapstuffThebazar-womanknewwhenshewasgoingtwodaysbeforehertime;andSHEdiedonacleanmatwithanicelywaddedpillow,andtheoldmanhungupherpipejustabovetheJossHewasalwaysfondofher,IfancyButhetookherbanglesjustthesame。
Ishouldliketodielikethebazar-woman——onaclean,coolmatwithapipeofgoodstuffbetweenmylipsWhenIfeelI’mgoing,I
shallaskTsin-lingforthem,andhecandrawmysixtyrupeesamonth,freshandfresh,aslongashepleases,andwatchtheblackandreddragonshavetheirlastbigfighttogether;andthen。
Well,itdoesn’tmatterNothingmattersmuchtome——onlyI
wishedTsin-lingwouldn’tputbranintotheBlackSmoke。
THESTORYOFMUHAMMADDIN。
“Whoisthehappyman?Hethatseesinhisownhouseathomelittlechildrencrownedwithdust,leapingandfallingandcrying。”
Munichandra,translatedbyProfessorPeterson。
Thepolo-ballwasanoldone,scarred,chipped,anddintedItstoodonthemantelpieceamongthepipe-stemswhichImamDin,khitmatgar,wascleaningforme。
“DoestheHeaven-bornwantthisball?”saidImamDin,deferentially。
TheHeaven-bornsetnoparticularstorebyit;butofwhatusewasapolo-balltoakhitmatgar?
“ByYourHonor’sfavor,IhavealittlesonHehasseenthisball,anddesiresittoplaywithIdonotwantitformyself。”
NoonewouldforaninstantaccuseportlyoldImamDinofwantingtoplaywithpolo-ballsHecarriedoutthebatteredthingintotheverandah;andtherefollowedahurricaneofjoyfulsqueaks,apatterofsmallfeet,andthethud-thud-thudoftheballrollingalongthegroundEvidentlythelittlesonhadbeenwaitingoutsidethedoortosecurehistreasureButhowhadhemanagedtoseethatpolo-
ball?
Nextday,comingbackfromofficehalfanhourearlierthanusual,I
wasawareofasmallfigureinthedining-room——atiny,plumpfigureinaridiculouslyinadequateshirtwhichcame,perhaps,half-waydownthetubbystomachItwanderedroundtheroom,thumbinmouth,crooningtoitselfasittookstockofthepicturesUndoubtedlythiswasthe“littleson。”
Hehadnobusinessinmyroom,ofcourse;butwassodeeplyabsorbedinhisdiscoveriesthathenevernoticedmeinthedoorwayI
steppedintotheroomandstartledhimnearlyintoafitHesatdownonthegroundwithagaspHiseyesopened,andhismouthfollowedsuitIknewwhatwascoming,andfled,followedbyalong,dryhowlwhichreachedtheservants’quartersfarmorequicklythananycommandofminehadeverdoneIntensecondsImamDinwasinthedining-roomThendespairingsobsarose,andIreturnedtofindImamDinadmonishingthesmallsinnerwhowasusingmostofhisshirtasahandkerchief。
“Thisboy。”saidImamDin,judicially,“isabudmash,abigbudmash。
Hewill,withoutdoubt,gotothejail-khanaforhisbehavior。”
Renewedyellsfromthepenitent,andanelaborateapologytomyselffromImamDin。
“Tellthebaby。”saidI,“thattheSahibisnotangry,andtakehimaway。”ImamDinconveyedmyforgivenesstotheoffender,whohadnowgatheredallhisshirtroundhisneck,string-wise,andtheyellsubsidedintoasobThetwosetoffforthedoor“Hisname。”
saidImamDin,asthoughthenamewerepartofthecrime,“isMuhammadDin,andheisabudmash。”Freedfrompresentdanger,MuhammadDinturnedround,inhisfather’sarms,andsaidgravely:——
“ItistruethatmynameisMuhammadDin,Tahib,butIamnotabudmashIamaMAN!”
FromthatdaydatedmyacquaintancewithMuhammadDin。
Neveragaindidhecomeintomydining-room,butontheneutralgroundofthecompound,wegreetedeachotherwithmuchstate,thoughourconversationwasconfinedto“Talaam,Tahib“fromhissideand“SalaamMuhammadDin“frommineDailyonmyreturnfromoffice,thelittlewhiteshirt,andthefatlittlebodyusedtorisefromtheshadeofthecreeper-coveredtrelliswheretheyhadbeenhid;
anddailyIcheckedmyhorsehere,thatmysalutationmightnotbeslurredoverorgivenunseemly。
MuhammadDinneverhadanycompanionsHeusedtotrotaboutthecompound,inandoutofthecastor-oilbushes,onmysteriouserrandsofhisownOnedayIstumbleduponsomeofhishandiworkfardownthegroundHehadhalfburiedthepolo-ballindust,andstucksixshrivelledoldmarigoldflowersinacirclerounditOutsidethatcircleagain,wasarudesquare,tracedoutinbitsofredbrickalternatingwithfragmentsofbrokenchina;thewholeboundedbyalittlebankofdustThebhistiefromthewell-curbputinapleaforthesmallarchitect,sayingthatitwasonlytheplayofababyanddidnotmuchdisfiguremygarden。
HeavenknowsthatIhadnointentionoftouchingthechild’sworkthenorlater;but,thatevening,astrollthroughthegardenbroughtmeunawaresfullonit;sothatItrampled,beforeIknew,marigold-heads,dust-bank,andfragmentsofbrokensoap-dishintoconfusionpastallhopeofmendingNextmorningIcameuponMuhammadDincryingsoftlytohimselfovertheruinIhadwrought。
SomeonehadcruellytoldhimthattheSahibwasveryangrywithhimforspoilingthegarden,andhadscatteredhisrubbishusingbadlanguagethewhileMuhammadDinlaboredforanhourateffacingeverytraceofthedust-bankandpotteryfragments,anditwaswithatearfulapologeticfacethathesaid,“TalaamTahib。”whenI
camehomefromtheofficeAhastyinquiryresultedinImamDininformingMuhammadDinthatbymysingularfavorhewaspermittedtodisporthimselfashepleasedWhereatthechildtookheartandfelltotracingtheground-planofanedificewhichwastoeclipsethemarigold-polo-ballcreation。
Forsomemonths,thechubbylittleeccentricityrevolvedinhishumbleorbitamongthecastor-oilbushesandinthedust;alwaysfashioningmagnificentpalacesfromstaleflowersthrownawaybythebearer,smoothwater-wornpebbles,bitsofbrokenglass,andfeatherspulled,Ifancy,frommyfowls——alwaysaloneandalwayscrooningtohimself。
Agayly-spottedsea-shellwasdroppedonedayclosetothelastofhislittlebuildings;andIlookedthatMuhammadDinshouldbuildsomethingmorethanordinarilysplendidonthestrengthofitNorwasIdisappointedHemeditatedforthebetterpartofanhour,andhiscrooningrosetoajubilantsongThenhebegantracingindustItwouldcertainlybeawondrouspalace,thisone,foritwastwoyardslongandayardbroadinground-planButthepalacewasnevercompleted。
NextdaytherewasnoMuhammadDinattheheadofthecarriage-
drive,andno“TalaamTahib“towelcomemyreturnIhadgrownaccustomedtothegreeting,anditsomissiontroubledmeNextday,ImamDintoldmethatthechildwassufferingslightlyfromfeverandneededquinineHegotthemedicine,andanEnglishDoctor。
“Theyhavenostamina,thesebrats。”saidtheDoctor,asheleftImamDin’squarters。
Aweeklater,thoughIwouldhavegivenmuchtohaveavoidedit,I
metontheroadtotheMussulmanburying-groundImamDin,accompaniedbyoneotherfriend,carryinginhisarms,wrappedinawhitecloth,allthatwasleftoflittleMuhammadDin。
ONTHESTRENGTHOFALIKENESS。
Ifyourmirrorbebroken,lookintostillwater;buthaveacarethatyoudonotfallin。
HinduProverb。
Nexttoarequitedattachment,oneofthemostconvenientthingsthatayoungmancancarryaboutwithhimatthebeginningofhiscareer,isanunrequitedattachmentItmakeshimfeelimportantandbusiness-like,andblase,andcynical;andwheneverhehasatouchofliver,orsuffersfromwantofexercise,hecanmournoverhislostlove,andbeveryhappyinatender,twilightfashion。
Hannasyde’saffairofthehearthadbeenaGodsendtohimItwasfouryearsold,andthegirlhadlongsincegivenupthinkingofit。
ShehadmarriedandhadmanycaresofherownInthebeginning,shehadtoldHannasydethat,“whileshecouldneverbeanythingmorethanasistertohim,shewouldalwaystakethedeepestinterestinhiswelfare。”ThisstartlinglynewandoriginalremarkgaveHannasydesomethingtothinkoverfortwoyears;andhisownvanityfilledintheothertwenty-fourmonthsHannasydewasquitedifferentfromPhilGarron,but,nonetheless,hadseveralpointsincommonwiththatfartooluckyman。