BeforetheoldPeshawurGate,whereKurdandKaffirmeet,TheGovernorofKabuldealttheJusticeoftheStreet,Andthatwasstraitasrunningnooseandswiftasplungingknife,Tho’hewhoheldthelongerpursemightholdthelongerlife。
  TherewasahoundofHindustanhadstruckaEuzufzai,Whereforetheyspatuponhisfaceandledhimouttodie。
  ItchancedtheKingwentforththathourwhenthroatwasbaredtoknife;
  TheKaffirgrovelledunder-hoofandclamouredforhislife。
  ThensaidtheKing:“Havehope,Ofriend!Yea,Deathdisgracedishard;
  Muchhonourshallbethine“;andcalledtheCaptainoftheGuard,YarKhan,abastardoftheBlood,socity-babblesaith,AndhewashonouredoftheKing——thewhichissalttoDeath;
  AndhewassonofDaoudShah,theReiverofthePlains,AndbloodofoldDuraniLordsranfireinhisveins;
  And’twastotameanAfghanpridenorHellnorHeavencouldbind,TheKingwouldmakehimbutchertoayelpingcurofHind。
  “Strike!”saidtheKing“King’sbloodartthou——
  hisdeathshallbehispride!”
  Thenlouder,thatthecrowdmightcatch:“Fearnot——hisarmsaretied!”
  YarKhandrewcleartheKhyberknife,andstruck,andsheathedagain。
  “Oman,thywillisdone。”quothhe;“aKingthisdoghathslain。”
  AbdhurRahman,theDuraniChief,totheNorthandtheSouthissold。
  TheNorthandtheSouthshallopentheirmouthtoaGhilzaiflagunrolled,WhenthebiggunsspeaktotheKhyberpeak,andhisdog-Heratisfly:
  Yehaveheardthesong——Howlong?Howlong?
  WolvesoftheAbazai!
  Thatnightbeforethewatchwasset,whenallthestreetswereclear,TheGovernorofKabulspoke:“MyKing,hastthounofear?
  Thouknowest——thouhastheard。”——hisspeechdiedathismaster’sface。
  AndgrimlysaidtheAfghanKing:“IruletheAfghanrace。
  Mypathismine——seethoutothine——to-nightuponthybedThinkwhotherebeinKabulnowthatclamourforthyhead。”
  ThatnightwhenallthegateswereshuttoCityandtothrone,Withinalittlegarden-housetheKinglaydownalone。
  Beforethesinkingofthemoon,whichistheNightofNight,YarKhancamesoftlytotheKingtomakehishonourwhite。
  Thechildrenofthetownhadmockedbeneathhishorse’shoofs,Theharlotsofthetownhadhailedhim“butcher!”fromtheirroofs。
  Butashegropedagainstthewall,twohandsuponhimfell,TheKingbehindhisshoulderspake:“Deadman,thoudostnotwell!
  ’TisilltojestwithKingsbydayandseekaboonbynight;
  Andthatthoubearestinthyhandisalltoosharptowrite。
  Butthreedayshence,ifGodbegood,andifthystrengthremain,Thoushaltdemandoneboonofmeandblessmeinthypain。
  ForIammercifultoall,andmostofalltothee。
  Mybutcheroftheshambles,rest——noknifehastthouforme!”
  AbdhurRahman,theDuraniChief,holdshardbytheSouthandtheNorth;
  ButtheGhilzaiknows,erethemeltingsnows,whentheswollenbanksbreakforth,Whenthered-coatscrawltothesungarwall,andhisUsbeglancesfail:
  Yehaveheardthesong——Howlong?Howlong?
  WolvesoftheZukaKheyl!
  Theystonedhimintherubbish-fieldwhendawnwasinthesky,Accordingtothewrittenword,“Seethathedonotdie。”
  Theystonedhimtillthestoneswerepiledabovehimontheplain,Andthosethelabouringlimbsdisplacedtheytumbledbackagain。
  Onewatchedbesidethedrearymoundthatveiledthebatteredthing,AndhimtheKingwithlaughtercalledtheHeraldoftheKing。
  Itwasuponthesecondnight,thenightofRamazan,ThewatcherleaningearthwardheardthemessageofYarKhan。
  Fromshatteredbreastthroughshrivelledlipsbrokeforththerattlingbreath,“CreatureofGod,delivermefromagonyofDeath。”
  TheysoughttheKingamonghisgirls,andriskedtheirlivesthereby:
  “ProtectorofthePitiful,giveordersthathedie!”
  “Bidhimendureuntiltheday。”alagginganswercame;
  “Thenightisshort,andhecanprayandlearntoblessmyname。”
  Beforethedawnthreetimeshespoke,andonthedayoncemore:
  “CreatureofGod,deliverme,andblesstheKingtherefor!”
  Theyshothimatthemorningprayer,toeasehimofhispain,Andwhenheheardthematchlocksclink,heblessedtheKingagain。
  Whichthingthesingersmadeasongforalltheworldtosing,SothattheOuterSeasmayknowthemercyoftheKing。
  AbdhurRahman,theDuraniChief,ofhimisthestorytold,HehasopenedhismouthtotheNorthandtheSouth,theyhavestuffedhismouthwithgold。
  Yeknowthetruthofhistenderruth——andsweethisfavoursare:
  Yehaveheardthesong——Howlong?Howlong?
  fromBalkhtoKandahar。
  THEBALLADOFTHEKING’SJEST
  Whenspring-timeflushesthedesertgrass,OurkafilaswindthroughtheKhyberPass。
  Leanarethecamelsbutfatthefrails,Lightarethepursesbutheavythebales,AsthesnowboundtradeoftheNorthcomesdownTothemarket-squareofPeshawurtown。
  Inaturquoisetwilight,crispandchill,Akafilacampedatthefootofthehill。
  Thenbluesmoke-hazeofthecookingrose,Andtent-pegansweredtohammer-nose;
  Andthepicketedponies,shagandwild,Strainedattheirropesasthefeedwaspiled;
  AndthebubblingcamelsbesidetheloadSprawledforafurlongadowntheroad;
  AndthePersianpussy-cats,broughtforsale,Spatatthedogsfromthecamel-bale;
  Andthetribesmenbellowedtohastenthefood;
  Andthecamp-firestwinkledbyFortJumrood;
  AndtherefledonthewingsofthegatheringduskAsavourofcamelsandcarpetsandmusk,Amurmurofvoices,areekofsmoke,TotellusthetradeoftheKhyberwoke。
  Thelidoftheflesh-potchatteredhigh,Thekniveswerewhettedand——thencameI
  ToMahbubAlithemuleteer,Patchinghisbridlesandcountinghisgear,Crammedwiththegossipofhalfayear。
  ButMahbubAlithekindlysaid,“Betterisspeechwhenthebellyisfed。”
  Soweplungedthehandtothemid-wristdeepInacinnamonstewofthefat-tailedsheep,Andhewhoneverhathtastedthefood,ByAllah!heknowethnotbadfromgood。
  Wecleansedourbeardsofthemutton-grease,Welayonthematsandwerefilledwithpeace,Andthetalkslidnorth,andthetalkslidsouth,Withtheslidingpuffsfromthehookah-mouth。
  Fourthingsgreaterthanallthingsare,——
  WomenandHorsesandPowerandWar。
  Wespakeofthemall,butthelastthemost,ForIsoughtawordofaRussianpost,Ofashiftypromise,anunsheathedswordAndagray-coatguardontheHelmundford。
  ThenMahbubAliloweredhiseyesInthefashionofonewhoisweavinglies。
  Quothhe:“OftheRussianswhocansay?
  Whenthenightisgatheringallisgray。
  ButwelookthatthegloomofthenightshalldieInthemorningflushofablood-redsky。
  Friendofmyheart,isitmeetorwiseTowarnaKingofhisenemies?
  WeknowwhatHeavenorHellmaybring,ButnomanknoweththemindoftheKing。
  ThatunsoughtcounseliscursedofGodAttesteththestoryofWaliDad。
  “Hissirewasleakyoftongueandpen,HisdamwasacluckingKhuttuckhen;
  Andthecoltbredclosetotheviceofeach,Forhecarriedthecurseofanunstanchedspeech。
  Therewithmadness——sothathesoughtThefavourofkingsattheKabulcourt;
  Andtravelled,inhopeofhonour,farTothelinewherethegray-coatsquadronsare。
  TherehaveIjourneyedtoo——butI
  Sawnaught,saidnaught,and——didnotdie!
  Heharkedtorumour,andsnatchedatabreathOf`thisoneknoweth’and`thatonesaith’,——
  LegendsthatranfrommouthtomouthOfagray-coatcoming,andsackoftheSouth。
  ThesehaveIalsoheard——theypassWitheachnewspringandthewintergrass。
  “Hot-footsouthward,forgottenofGod,BacktothecityranWaliDad,EventoKabul——infulldurbarTheKingheldtalkwithhisChiefinWar。
  Intothepressofthecrowdhebroke,Andwhathehadheardofthecomingspoke。
  “ThenGholamHyder,theRedChief,smiled,Asamothermightonababblingchild;
  Butthosewhowouldlaughrestrainedtheirbreath,WhenthefaceoftheKingshoweddarkasdeath。
  EvilitisinfulldurbarTocrytoarulerofgatheringwar!
  Slowlyheledtoapeach-treesmall,Thatgrewbyacleftofthecitywall。
  Andhesaidtotheboy:`TheyshallpraisethyzealSolongastheredspurtfollowsthesteel。
  AndtheRussisuponusevennow?
  Greatisthyprudence——awaitthem,thou。
  WatchfromthetreeThouartyoungandstrong,Surelythyvigilisnotforlong。
  TheRussisuponus,thyclamourran?
  Surelyanhourshallbringtheirvan。
  WaitandwatchWhenthehostisnear,Shoutaloudthatmymenmayhear。’
  “Friendofmyheart,isitmeetorwiseTowarnaKingofhisenemies?
  Aguardwassetthathemightnotflee——
  Ascoreofbayonetsringedthetree。
  Thepeach-bloomfellinshowersofsnow,Whenheshookathisdeathashelookedbelow。
  BythepowerofGod,whoaloneisgreat,Tilltheseventhdayhefoughtwithhisfate。
  Thenmadnesstookhim,andmendeclareHemowedinthebranchesasapeandbear,Andlastasasloth,erehisbodyfailed,Andhehungasabatintheforks,andwailed,Andsleepthecordofhishandsuntied,Andhefell,andwascaughtonthepointsanddied。
  “Heartofmyheart,isitmeetorwiseTowarnaKingofhisenemies?
  WeknowwhatHeavenorHellmaybring,ButnomanknoweththemindoftheKing。
  Ofthegray-coatcomingwhocansay?
  Whenthenightisgatheringallisgray。
  Twothingsgreaterthanallthingsare,ThefirstisLove,andthesecondWar。
  AndsinceweknownothowWarmayprove,Heartofmyheart,letustalkofLove!”
  THEBALLADOFBOHDATHONE
  ThisistheballadofBohDaThone,ErstaPretendertoTheebaw’sthrone,WhoharriedthedistrictofAlalone:
  HowhemetwithhisfateandtheV。P。P。
  AtthehandofHarendraMukerji,SeniorGomashta,G。B。T。
  BohDaThonewasawarriorbold:
  HisswordandhisSniderwerebossedwithgold,AndthePeacockBannerhishenchmenboreWasstiffwithbullion,butstifferwithgore。
  HeshotatthestrongandheslashedattheweakFromtheSalweenscrubtotheChindwinteak:
  Hecrucifiednoble,hesacrificedmean,Hefilledoldladieswithkerosene:
  Whileoverthewaterthepaperscried,“Thepatriotfightsforhiscountryside!”
  ButlittletheycaredfortheNativePress,ThewornwhitesoldiersinKhakidress,Whotrampedthroughthejungleandcampedinthebyre,Whodiedintheswampandweretombedinthemire,Whogaveuptheirlives,attheQueen’sCommand,ForthePrideoftheirRaceandthePeaceoftheLand。
  Now,firstofthefoemenofBohDaThoneWasCaptainO’Neilofthe“BlackTyrone“,AndhiswasaCompany,seventystrong,WhohustledthatdissoluteChiefalong。
  TherewereladsfromGalwayandLouthandMeathWhowenttotheirdeathwithajokeintheirteeth,Andworshippedwithfluency,fervour,andzealThemudontheboot-heelsof“Crook“O’Neil。
  Buteverablightontheirlabourslay,Andevertheirquarrywouldvanishaway,Tillthesun-driedboysoftheBlackTyroneTookabrotherlyinterestinBohDaThone:
  And,sooth,ifpursuitinpossessionends,TheBohandhistrackerswerebestoffriends。