Whereupon,andthenamewithinfinitehardbreathingbeingsigned,thecommissionerwouldproceedtofillintheman’sappearance,height,etc。,ontheofficialform。Inthistaskofliteraryportraitureheseemedtorelywhollyupontemperament;
forIcouldnotperceivehimtocastoneglanceonanyofhismodels。Hewasassisted,however,byarunningcommentaryfromthecaptain:“Hairblueandeyesred,nosefivefootseven,andstaturebroken“——jestsasold,presumably,astheAmericanmarine;and,likethesimilarpleasantriesofthebilliardboard,perenniallyrelished。ThehighestnoteofhumourwasreachedinthecaseoftheChinesecook,whowasshippedunderthenameof“OneLung。”tothesoundofhisownprotestsandtheself-approvingchucklesofthefunctionary。
“Now,captain。”saidthelatter,whenthemenweregone,andhehadbundleduphispapers,“thelawrequiresyoutocarryaslop-chestandachestofmedicines。”
“IguessIknowthat。”saidNares。
“Iguessyoudo。”returnedthecommissioner,andhelpedhimselftoport。
Butwhenhewasgone,IappealedtoNaresonthesamesubject,forIwaswellawarewecarriednoneoftheseprovisions。
“Well。”drawledNares,“there’ssixtypoundsofniggerheadonthequay,isn’tthere?andtwentypoundsofsalts;andInevertravelwithoutsomepainkillerinmygripsack。”
Asamatteroffact,wewerericher。Thecaptainhadtheusualsailor’sprovisionofquackmedicines,withwhich,intheusualsailorfashion,hewoulddailydrughimself,displayinganextremeinconstancy,andflittingfromKennedy’sRedDiscoverytoKennedy’sWhite,andfromHood’sSarsaparillatoMotherSeigel’sSyrup。Andtherewere,besides,somemildewedandhalf-emptybottles,thelabelsobliterated,overwhichNareswouldsometimessniffandspeculate。“Seemstosmelllikediarrhoeastuff。”hewouldremark。“Iwish’tIknew,andIwouldtryit。”Buttheslop-chestwasindeedrepresentedbytheplugsofniggerhead,andnothingelse。Thuspaternallawsaremade,thustheyareevaded;andtheschoonerputtosea,likeplentyofherneighbours,liabletoafineofsixhundreddollars。
Thischaracteristicscene,whichhasdelayedmeoverlong,wasbutamomentinthatdayofexerciseandagitation。Tofitoutaschoonerforsea,andimproviseamarriagebetweendawnanddusk,involvesheroiceffort。AlldayJimandIran,andtramped,andlaughed,andcamenearcrying,andfellinsuddenanxiousconsultations,andwerespedwithapreparedsarcasmonourlipstosomefallaciousmilliner,andmadedashestotheschoonerandJohnSmith’s,andateverysecondcornerwereremindedbyourownhugepostersofourdesperateestate。
Betweenwhiles,Ihadfoundthetimetohoveratsomehalf-a-
dozenjewellers’windows;andmypresent,thusintemperatelychosen,wasgraciouslyaccepted。Ibelieve,indeed,thatwasthelastthoughnottheleastofmyconcerns,beforetheoldminister,shabbyandbenign,wasroutedfromhishouseandledtotheofficelikeaperformingpoodle;andthere,inthegrowingdusk,underthecoldglitterofThirteenStar,twohundredstrong,andbesidethegarishgloriesoftheagriculturalengine,MamieandJimweremadeone。Thescenewasincongruous,butthebusinesspretty,whimsical,andaffecting:
thetypewriterswithsuchkindlyfacesandfineposies,Mamiesodemure,andJim——howshallIdescribethatpoor,transfiguredJim?Hebeganbytakingtheministerasidetothefarendoftheoffice。Iknewnotwhathesaid,butIhavereasontobelievehewasprotestinghisunfitness;forheweptashesaidit:andtheoldminister,himselfgenuinelymoved,washeardtoconsoleandencouragehim,andatonetimetousethisexpression:“Iassureyou,Mr。Pinkerton,therearenotmanywhocansaysomuch“——fromwhichIgatheredthatmyfriendhadtemperedhisself-accusationswithatleastonelegitimateboast。Fromthisghostlycounselling,Jimturnedtome;andthoughhenevergotbeyondtheexplosiveutteranceofmynameandonefiercehandgrip,communicatedsomeofhisownemotion,likeachargeofelectricity,tohisbestman。Westooduptotheceremonyatlast,inageneralandkindlydiscomposure。Jimwasallabroad;andthedivinehimselfbetrayedhissympathyinvoiceanddemeanour,andconcludedwithafatherlyallocution,inwhichhecongratulatedMamiecallingher“mydear“uponthefortuneofanexcellenthusband,andprotestedhehadrarelymarriedamoreinterestingcouple。Atthisstage,likeaglorydescending,therewashandedin,exmachina,thecardofDouglasB。Longhurst,withcongratulationsandfourdozenPerrier-Jouet。Abottlewasopened;andtheministerpledgedthebride,andthebridesmaidssimperedandtasted,andImadeaspeechwithairybacchanalianism,glassinhand。ButpoorJimmustleavethewineuntasted。“Don’ttouchit。”Ihadfoundtheopportunitytowhisper;“inyourstateitwillmakeyouasdrunkasafiddler。”AndJimhadwrungmyhandwitha“Godblessyou,Loudon!——savedmeagain!”
Hardfollowinguponthis,thesupperpassedoffatFrank’swithsomewhattremulousgaiety。Andthence,withonehalfofthePerrier-Jouet——Iwouldacceptnomore——wevoyagedinahacktotheNorahCreina。
“Whatadearlittleship!”criedMamie,asourminiaturecraftwaspointedouttoher。Andthen,onsecondthought,sheturnedtothebestman。“Andhowbraveyoumustbe,Mr。
Dodd。”shecried,“togointhattinythingsofarupontheocean!”AndIperceivedIhadriseninthelady’sestimation。
Thedearlittleshippresentedahorridpictureofconfusion,anditsoccupantsofwearinessandill-humour。Fromthecabinthecookwasstoringtinsintothelazarette,andthefourhands,sweatyandsullen,werepassingthemfromonetoanotherfromthewaist。Johnsonwasthreepartsasleepoverthetable;andinhisbunk,inhisowncabin,thecaptainsourlychewedandpuffedatacigar。
“Seehere。”hesaid,rising;“you’llbesorryyoucame。Wecan’tstopworkifwe’retogetawayto-morrow。Ashipgettingreadyforseaisnoplaceforpeople,anyway。You’llonlyinterruptmymen。”
Iwasonthepointofansweringsomethingtart;butJim,whowasacquaintedwiththebreed,ashewaswithmostthingsthathadabearingonaffairs,madehastetopourinoil。
“Captain。”hesaid,“Iknowwe’reanuisancehere,andthatyou’vehadaroughtime。Butallwewantisthatyoushoulddrinkoneglassofwinewithus,Perrier-Jouet,fromLonghurst,ontheoccasionofmymarriage,andLoudon’s——Mr。Dodd’s——
departure。”
“Well,it’syourlookout。”saidNares。“Idon’tmindhalfanhour。Spell,O!”headdedtothemen;“goandkickyourheelsforhalfanhour,andthenyoucanturntoagainatriflelivelier。
Johnson,seeifyoucan’twipeoffachairforthelady。”
Histonewasnomoregraciousthanhislanguage;butwhenMamiehadturneduponhimthesoftfireofhereyes,andinformedhimthathewasthefirstsea-captainshehadevermet,“exceptcaptainsofsteamers,ofcourse“——shesoqualifiedthestatement——andhadexpressedalivelysenseofhiscourage,andperhapsimpliedforIsupposetheartsofladiesarethesameasthoseofmenamodestconsciousnessofhisgoodlooks,ourbearbeganinsensiblytosoften;anditwasalreadypartasanapology,thoughstillwithunaffectedheatoftemper,thathevolunteeredsomesketchofhisannoyances。
“Aprettymesswe’vehad!”saidhe。“Halfthestoreswerewrong;I’llwringJohnSmith’sneckforhimsomeofthesedays。
Thentwonewspaperbeastscamedown,andtriedtoraisecopyoutofme,tillIthreatenedthemwiththefirstthinghandy;andthensomekindofmissionarybug,wantingtoworkhispassagetoRaiateaorsomewhere。ItoldhimIwouldtakehimoffthewharfwiththebuttendofmyboot,andhewentawaycursing。
Thisvessel’sbeendepreciatedbythelookofhim。”
Whilethecaptainspoke,withhisstrange,humorous,arrogantabruptness,IobservedJimtobesizinghimup,likeathingatoncequaintandfamiliar,andwithascrutinythatwasbothcuriousandknowing。
“Oneword,dearboy。”hesaid,turningsuddenlytome。Andwhenhehaddrawnmeondeck,“Thatman。”sayshe,“willcarrysailtillyourhairgrowswhite;butneveryouleton,neverbreatheaword。Iknowhisline:he’lldiebeforehe’lltakeadvice;andifyougethisbackup,he’llrunyourightunder。I
don’toftenjaminmyadvice,Loudon;andwhenIdo,itmeansI’mthoroughlyposted。”
Thelittlepartyinthecabin,sodisastrouslybegun,finished,underthemellowinginfluenceofwineandwoman,inexcellentfeelingandwithsomehilarity。Mamie,inaplushGainsboroughhatandagownofwine-colouredsilk,sat,anapparentqueen,amongherrudesurroundingsandcompanions。
Theduskylitterofthecabinsetoffherradianttrimness:tarryJohnsonwasafoiltoherfairbeauty;sheglowedinthatpoorplace,fairasastar;untilevenI,whowasnotusuallyofheradmirers,caughtasparkofadmiration;andeventhecaptain,whowasinnocourtlyhumour,proposedthatthesceneshouldbecommemoratedbymypencil。Itwasthelastactoftheevening。HurriedlyasIwentaboutmytask,thehalf-hourhadlengthenedouttomorethanthreebeforeitwascompleted:
Mamieinfullvalue,therestofthepartyfiguringinoutlineonly,andtheartisthimselfintroducedinabackview,whichwaspronouncedalikeness。ButitwastoMamiethatIdevotedthebestofmyattention;anditwaswithherImademychiefsuccess。
“O!”shecried,“amIreallylikethat?NowonderJim。”Shepaused。“Whyit’sjustaslovelyashe’sgood!”shecried:anepigramwhichwasappreciated,andrepeatedaswemadeoursalutations,andcalledoutaftertheretreatingcoupleastheypassedawayunderthelamplightonthewharf。
Thusitwasthatourfarewellsweresmuggledthroughunderanambuscadeoflaughter,andthepartingoverereIknewitwasbegun。Thefiguresvanished,thestepsdiedawayalongthesilentcityfront;onboard,themenhadreturnedtotheirlabours,thecaptaintohissolitarycigar;andafterthatlongandcomplexdayofbusinessandemotion,Iwasatlastaloneandfree。Itwas,perhaps,chieflyfatiguethatmademyheartsoheavy。Ileanedatleastuponthehouse,andstaredatthefoggyheaven,orovertherailatthewaveringreflectionofthelamps,likeamanthatwasquitedonewithhopeandwouldhavewelcomedtheasylumofthegrave。Andallatonce,asIthusstood,theCityofPekinflashedintomymind,racingherthirteenknotsforHonolulu,withthehatedTrent——perhapswiththemysteriousGoddedaal——onboard;andwiththethought,thebloodleapedandcareeredthroughallmybody。Itseemednochaseatall;itseemedwehadnochance,aswelaythereboundtoironpillars,andfoolingawaythepreciousmomentsovertinsofbeans。“Letthemgettherefirst!”Ithought。“Letthem!Wecan’tbelongbehind。”Andfromthatmoment,Idatemyselfamanofaroundedexperience:nothinghadlackedbutthis,thatIshouldentertainandwelcomethegrimthoughtofbloodshed。
Itwaslongbeforethetoilremittedinthecabin,anditwasworthmywhiletogettobed;longafterthat,beforesleepfavouredme;andscarceamomentlaterorsoitseemedwhenIwasrecalledtoconsciousnessbybawlingmenandthejarofstraininghawsers。
TheschoonerwascastoffbeforeIgotondeck。Inthemistyobscurityofthefirstdawn,Isawthetugheadinguswithglowingfiresandblowingsmoke,andheardherbeattheroughenedwatersofthebay。Besideus,onherflockofhills,thelightedcitytoweredupandstoodswollenintherawfog。Itwasstrangetoseeherburnonthuswastefully,withhalf-
quenchedluminaries,whenthedawnwasalreadygrownstrongenoughtoshowme,andtosuffermetorecognise,asolitaryfigurestandingbythepiles。
Orwasitreallytheeye,andnotrathertheheart,thatidentifiedthatshadowinthedusk,amongtheshoresidelamps?Iknownot。ItwasJim,atleast;Jim,comeforalastlook;andwehadbuttimetowaveavaledictorygestureandexchangeawordlesscry。Thiswasoursecondparting,andourcapacitieswerenowreversed。ItwasminetoplaytheArgonaut,tospeedaffairs,toplanandtoaccomplish——ifneedwere,atthepriceoflife;itwashistositathome,tostudythecalendar,andtowait。Iknewbesidesanotherthingthatgavemejoy。Iknewthatmyfriendhadsucceededinmyeducation;thattheromanceofbusiness,ifourfantasticpurchasemeritedthename,hadatlaststirredmydilletantenature;and,aswesweptundercloudyTamalpaisandthroughtheroaringnarrowsofthebay,theYankeebloodsanginmyveinswithsuspenseandexultation。
Outsidetheheads,asiftomeetmydesire,wefounditblowingfreshfromthenortheast。Notimehadbeenlost。Thesunwasnotyetupbeforethetugcastoffthehawser,gaveusasaluteofthreewhistles,andturnedhomewardtowardthecoast,whichnowbegantogleamalongitsmarginwiththeearliestraysofday。TherewasnoothershipinviewwhentheNorahCreina,lyingoverunderallplainsail,beganherlongandlonelyvoyagetothewreck。