Beckyhadhadagooddealofinstruction。Well,shenotonlytooktracts,butshereadthem。SheworkedflannelpetticoatsfortheQuashyboos——cottonnight-capsfortheCocoanutIndians——paintedhandscreensfortheconversionofthePopeandtheJews——satunderMr。RowlsonWednesdays,Mr。HuggletononThursdays,attendedtwoSundayservicesatchurch,besidesMr。Bawler,theDarbyite,intheevening,andallinvain。Mrs。NewbrighthadoccasiontocorrespondwiththeCountessofSouthdownabouttheWarmingpanFundfortheFijiIslandersforthemanagementofwhichadmirablecharityboththeseladiesformedpartofafemalecommittee,andhavingmentionedher“sweetfriend。”Mrs。RawdonCrawley,theDowagerCountesswrotebacksuchaletterregardingBecky,withsuchparticulars,hints,facts,falsehoods,andgeneralcomminations,thatintimacybetweenMrs。NewbrightandMrs。Crawleyceasedforthwith,andalltheseriousworldofTours,wherethismisfortunetookplace,immediatelypartedcompanywiththereprobate。ThosewhoknowtheEnglishColoniesabroadknowthatwecarrywithususourpride,pills,prejudices,Harvey-sauces,cayenne-peppers,andotherLares,makingalittleBritainwhereverwesettledown。
FromonecolonytoanotherBeckyfleduneasily。FromBoulognetoDieppe,fromDieppetoCaen,fromCaentoTours——tryingwithallhermighttoberespectable,andalas!alwaysfoundoutsomedayorotherandpeckedoutofthecagebytherealdaws。
Mrs。HookEaglestookherupatoneoftheseplaces——
awomanwithoutablemishinhercharacterandahouseinPortmanSquare。ShewasstayingatthehotelatDieppe,whitherBeckyfled,andtheymadeeachother’sacquaintancefirstatsea,wheretheywereswimmingtogether,andsubsequentlyatthetabled’hoteofthehotel。MrsEagleshadheard——whoindeedhadnot?——someofthescandaloftheSteyneaffair;butafteraconversationwithBecky,shepronouncedthatMrs。Crawleywasanangel,herhusbandaruffian,LordSteyneanunprincipledwretch,aseverybodyknew,andthewholecaseagainstMrs。CrawleyaninfamousandwickedconspiracyofthatrascalWenham。”Ifyouwereamanofanyspirit,Mr。Eagles,youwouldboxthewretch’searsthenexttimeyouseehimattheClub。”shesaidtoherhusband。ButEagleswasonlyaquietoldgentleman,husbandtoMrs。Eagles,withatasteforgeology,andnottallenoughtoreachanybody’sears。
TheEaglesthenpatronizedMrs。Rawdon,tookhertolivewithheratherownhouseatParis,quarrelledwiththeambassador’swifebecauseshewouldnotreceiveherprotegee,anddidallthatlayinwoman’spowertokeepBeckystraightinthepathsofvirtueandgoodrepute。
Beckywasveryrespectableandorderlyatfirst,butthelifeofhumdrumvirtuegrewutterlytedioustoherbeforelong。Itwasthesameroutineeveryday,thesamedulnessandcomfort,thesamedriveoverthesamestupidBoisdeBoulogne,thesamecompanyofanevening,thesameBlair’sSermonofaSundaynight——thesameoperaalwaysbeingactedoverandoveragain;
Beckywasdyingofweariness,when,luckilyforher,youngMr。EaglescamefromCambridge,andhismother,seeingtheimpressionwhichherlittlefriendmadeuponhim,straightwaygaveBeckywarning。
Thenshetriedkeepinghousewithafemalefriend;
thenthedoublemenagebegantoquarrelandgetintodebt。Thenshedetermineduponaboarding-houseexistenceandlivedforsometimeatthatfamousmansionkeptbyMadamedeSaintAmour,intheRueRoyale,atParis,whereshebeganexercisinghergracesandfascinationsupontheshabbydandiesandfly-blownbeautieswhofrequentedherlandlady’ssalons。Beckylovedsocietyand,indeed,couldnomoreexistwithoutitthananopium-eaterwithouthisdram,andshewashappyenoughattheperiodofherboarding-houselife。”ThewomenhereareasamusingasthoseinMayFair。”shetoldanoldLondonfriendwhomether,“only,theirdressesarenotquitesofresh。Themenwearcleanedgloves,andaresadrogues,certainly,buttheyarenotworsethanJackThisandTomThat。Themistressofthehouseisalittlevulgar,butIdon’tthinksheissovulgarasLady——“andhereshenamedthenameofagreatleaderoffashionthatIwoulddieratherthanreveal。Infact,whenyousawMadamedeSaintAmour’sroomslightedupofanight,menwithplaquesandcordonsattheecartetables,andthewomenatalittledistance,youmightfancyyourselfforawhileingoodsociety,andthatMadamewasarealCountess。Manypeopledidsofancy,andBeckywasforawhileoneofthemostdashingladiesoftheCountess’ssalons。
Butitisprobablethatheroldcreditorsof1815foundheroutandcausedhertoleaveParis,forthepoorlittlewomanwasforcedtoflyfromthecityrathersuddenly,andwentthencetoBrussels。
Howwellsherememberedtheplace!Shegrinnedasshelookedupatthelittleentresolwhichshehadoccupied,andthoughtoftheBareacresfamily,bawlingforhorsesandflight,astheircarriagestoodintheporte-cochereofthehotel。ShewenttoWaterlooandtoLaeken,whereGeorgeOsborne’smonumentmuchstruckher。Shemadealittlesketchofit。”ThatpoorCupid!”shesaid;“howdreadfullyhewasinlovewithme,andwhatafoolhewas!IwonderwhetherlittleEmmyisalive。Itwasagoodlittlecreature;andthatfatbrotherofhers。Ihavehisfunnyfatpicturestillamongmypapers。Theywerekindsimplepeople。”
AtBrusselsBeckyarrived,recommendedbyMadamedeSaintAmourtoherfriend,MadamelaComtessedeBorodino,widowofNapoleon’sGeneral,thefamousCountdeBorodino,whowasleftwithnoresourcebythedeceasedherobutthatofatabled’hoteandanecartetable。Second-ratedandiesandroues,widow-ladieswhoalwayshavealawsuit,andverysimpleEnglishfolks,whofancytheysee“Continentalsociety“atthesehouses,putdowntheirmoney,oratetheirmeals,atMadamedeBorodino’stables。Thegallantyoungfellowstreatedthecompanyroundtochampagneatthetabled’hote,rodeoutwiththewomen,orhiredhorsesoncountryexcursions,clubbedmoneytotakeboxesattheplayortheopera,bettedoverthefairshouldersoftheladiesattheecartetables,andwrotehometotheirparentsinDevonshireabouttheirfelicitousintroductiontoforeignsociety。
Here,asatParis,Beckywasaboarding-housequeen,andruledinselectpensions。Sheneverrefusedthechampagne,orthebouquets,orthedrivesintothecountry,ortheprivateboxes;butwhatshepreferredwastheecarteatnight,——andsheplayedaudaciously。Firstsheplayedonlyforalittle,thenforfive-francpieces,thenforNapoleons,thenfornotes:thenshewouldnotbeabletopayhermonth’spension:thensheborrowedfromtheyounggentlemen:thenshegotintocashagainandbulliedMadamedeBorodino,whomshehadcoaxedandwheedledbefore:thenshewasplayingfortensousatatime,andinadirestateofpoverty:thenherquarter’sallowancewouldcomein,andshewouldpayoffMadamedeBorodino’sscoreandwouldoncemoretakethecardsagainstMonsieurdeRossignol,ortheChevalierdeRaff。
WhenBeckyleftBrussels,thesadtruthisthatsheowedthreemonths’pensiontoMadamedeBorodino,ofwhichfact,andofthegambling,andofthedrinking,andofthegoingdownonherkneestotheReverendMr。
Muff,MinistreAnglican,andborrowingmoneyofhim,andofhercoaxingandflirtingwithMilorNoodle,sonofSirNoodle,pupiloftheRev。Mr。Muff,whomsheusedtotakeintoherprivateroom,andofwhomshewonlargesumsatecarte——ofwhichfact,Isay,andofahundredofherotherknaveries,theCountessdeBorodinoinformseveryEnglishpersonwhostopsatherestablishment,andannouncesthatMadameRawdonwasnobetterthanavipere。
SoourlittlewandererwentaboutsettinguphertentinvariouscitiesofEurope,asrestlessasUlyssesorBampfyldeMooreCarew。Hertastefordisrespectabilitygrewmoreandmoreremarkable。ShebecameaperfectBohemianerelong,herdingwithpeoplewhomitwouldmakeyourhairstandonendtomeet。
ThereisnotownofanymarkinEuropebutithasitslittlecolonyofEnglishraffs——menwhosenamesMr。
HemptheofficerreadsoutperiodicallyattheSheriffs’
Court——younggentlemenofverygoodfamilyoften,onlythatthelatterdisownsthem;frequentersofbilliard-
roomsandestaminets,patronsofforeignracesandgaming-tables。Theypeoplethedebtors’prisons——theydrinkandswagger——theyfightandbrawl——theyrunawaywithoutpaying——theyhaveduelswithFrenchandGermanofficers——theycheatMr。Spooneyatecarte——theygetthemoneyanddriveofftoBadeninmagnificentbritzkas——theytrytheirinfalliblemartingaleandlurkaboutthetableswithemptypockets,shabbybullies,pennilessbucks,untiltheycanswindleaJewbankerwithashambillofexchange,orfindanotherMr。Spooneytorob。
Thealternationsofsplendourandmiserywhichthesepeopleundergoareveryqueertoview。Theirlifemustbeoneofgreatexcitement。Becky——mustitbeowned?——
tooktothislife,andtooktoitnotunkindly。ShewentaboutfromtowntotownamongtheseBohemians。TheluckyMrs。Rawdonwasknownateveryplay-tableinGermany。SheandMadamedeCruchecasseekepthouseatFlorencetogether。ItissaidshewasorderedoutofMunich,andmyfriendMr。FrederickPigeonaversthatitwasatherhouseatLausannethathewashocussedatsupperandlosteighthundredpoundstoMajorLoderandtheHonourableMr。Deuceace。Wearebound,yousee,togivesomeaccountofBecky’sbiography,butofthispart,theless,perhaps,thatissaidthebetter。
Theysaythat,whenMrs。Crawleywasparticularlydownonherluck,shegaveconcertsandlessonsinmusichereandthere。TherewasaMadamedeRaudon,whocertainlyhadamatineemusicaleatWildbad,accompaniedbyHerrSpoff,premierpianisttotheHospodarofWallachia,andmylittlefriendMr。Eaves,whokneweverybodyandhadtravelledeverywhere,alwaysusedtodeclarethathewasatStrasburgintheyear1830,whenacertainMadameRebecquemadeherappearanceintheoperaoftheDameBlanche,givingoccasiontoafuriousrowinthetheatrethere。Shewashissedoffthestagebytheaudience,partlyfromherownincompetency,butchieflyfromtheill-advisedsympathyofsomepersonsintheparquet,wheretheofficersofthegarrisonhadtheiradmissions;andEaveswascertainthattheunfortunatedebutanteinquestionwasnootherthanMrs。
RawdonCrawley。
Shewas,infact,nobetterthanavagabonduponthisearth。Whenshegothermoneyshegambled;whenshehadgambleditshewasputtoshiftstolive;whoknowshoworbywhatmeansshesucceeded?ItissaidthatshewasonceseenatSt。Petersburg,butwassummarilydismissedfromthatcapitalbythepolice,sothattherecannotbeanypossibilityoftruthinthereportthatshewasaRussianspyatToplitzandViennaafterwards。IhaveevenbeeninformedthatatParisshediscoveredarelationofherown,nolessapersonthanhermaternalgrandmother,whowasnotbyanymeansaMontmorenci,butahideousoldbox-openeratatheatreontheBoulevards。Themeetingbetweenthem,ofwhichotherpersons,asitishintedelsewhere,seemtohavebeenacquainted,musthavebeenaveryaffectinginterview。Thepresenthistoriancangivenocertaindetailsregardingtheevent。
IthappenedatRomeoncethatMrs。deRawdon’shalf-
year’ssalaryhadjustbeenpaidintotheprincipalbanker’sthere,and,aseverybodywhohadabalanceofabovefivehundredscudiwasinvitedtotheballswhichthisprinceofmerchantsgaveduringthewinter,Beckyhadthehonourofacard,andappearedatoneofthePrinceandPrincessPolonia’ssplendideveningentertainments。
ThePrincesswasofthefamilyofPompili,lineallydescendedfromthesecondkingofRome,andEgeriaofthehouseofOlympus,whilethePrince’sgrandfather,AlessandroPolonia,soldwash-balls,essences,tobacco,andpocket-handkerchiefs,ranerrandsforgentlemen,andlentmoneyinasmallway。AllthegreatcompanyinRomethrongedtohissaloons——Princes,Dukes,Ambassadors,artists,fiddlers,monsignori,youngbearswiththeirleaders——everyrankandconditionofman。Hishallsblazedwithlightandmagnificence;wereresplendentwithgiltframescontainingpictures,anddubiousantiques;andtheenormousgiltcrownandarmsoftheprincelyowner,agoldmushroomonacrimsonfieldthecolourofthepocket-handkerchiefswhichhesold,andthesilverfountainofthePompilifamilyshoneallovertheroof,doors,andpanelsofthehouse,andoverthegrandvelvetbaldaquinspreparedtoreceivePopesandEmperors。