Inaword,hewentoutandateicesatapastry-cook’sshopinCharingCross;triedanewcoatinPallMall;
droppedinattheOldSlaughters’,andcalledforCaptainCannon;playedelevengamesatbilliardswiththeCaptain,ofwhichhewoneight,andreturnedtoRussellSquarehalfanhourlatefordinner,butinverygoodhumour。
ItwasnotsowitholdMr。Osborne。WhenthatgentlemancamefromtheCity,andwaswelcomedinthedrawing-roombyhisdaughtersandtheelegantMissWirt,theysawatoncebyhisface——whichwaspuffy,solemn,andyellowatthebestoftimes——andbythescowlandtwitchingofhisblackeyebrows,thattheheartwithinhislargewhitewaistcoatwasdisturbedanduneasy。WhenAmeliasteppedforwardtosalutehim,whichshealwaysdidwithgreattremblingandtimidity,hegaveasurlygruntofrecognition,anddroppedthelittlehandoutofhisgreathirsutepawwithoutanyattempttoholditthere。Helookedroundgloomilyathiseldestdaughter;
who,comprehendingthemeaningofhislook,whichaskedunmistakably,“Whythedevilisshehere?”saidatonce:
“Georgeisintown,Papa;andhasgonetotheHorseGuards,andwillbebacktodinner。”
“Oheis,ishe?Iwon’thavethedinnerkeptwaitingforhim,Jane“;withwhichthisworthymanlapsedintohisparticularchair,andthentheuttersilenceinhisgenteel,well-furnisheddrawing-roomwasonlyinterruptedbythealarmedtickingofthegreatFrenchclock。
Whenthatchronometer,whichwassurmountedbyacheerfulbrassgroupofthesacrificeofIphigenia,tolledfiveinaheavycathedraltone,Mr。Osbornepulledthebellathisrighthand-violently,andthebutlerrushedup。
“Dinner!”roaredMr。Osborne。
“Mr。Georgeisn’tcomein,sir。”interposedtheman。
“DamnMr。George,sir。AmImasterofthehouse?
DINNER!~Mr。Osbornescowled。Ameliatrembled。A
telegraphiccommunicationofeyespassedbetweentheotherthreeladies。Theobedientbellinthelowerregionsbeganringingtheannouncementofthemeal。Thetollingover,theheadofthefamilythrusthishandsintothegreattail-pocketsofhisgreatbluecoatwithbrassbuttons,andwithoutwaitingforafurtherannouncementstrodedownstairsalone,scowlingoverhisshoulderatthefourfemales。
“What’sthematternow,mydear?”askedoneoftheother,astheyroseandtrippedgingerlybehindthesire。
“Isupposethefundsarefalling。”whisperedMissWirt;
andso,tremblingandinsilence,thishushedfemalecompanyfollowedtheirdarkleader。Theytooktheirplacesinsilence。Hegrowledoutablessing,whichsoundedasgrufflyasacurse。Thegreatsilverdish-coverswereremoved。Ameliatrembledinherplace,forshewasnexttotheawfulOsborne,andaloneonhersideofthetable——thegapbeingoccasionedbytheabsenceofGeorge。
“Soup?”saysMr。Osborne,clutchingtheladle,fixinghiseyesonher,inasepulchraltone;andhavinghelpedherandtherest,didnotspeakforawhile。
“TakeMissSedley’splateaway。”atlasthesaid。”Shecan’teatthesoup——nomorecanI。It’sbeastly。Takeawaythesoup,Hicks,andto-morrowturnthecookoutofthehouse,Jane。”
Havingconcludedhisobservationsuponthesoup,Mr。
Osbornemadeafewcurtremarksrespectingthefish,alsoofasavageandsatiricaltendency,andcursedBillingsgatewithanemphasisquiteworthyoftheplace。
Thenhelapsedintosilence,andswallowedsundryglassesofwine,lookingmoreandmoreterrible,tillabriskknockatthedoortoldofGeorge’sarrivalwheneverybodybegantorally。
“Hecouldnotcomebefore。GeneralDaguilethadkepthimwaitingattheHorseGuards。Nevermindsouporfish。Givehimanything——hedidn’tcarewhat。Capitalmutton——capitaleverything。”Hisgoodhumourcontrastedwithhisfather’sseverity;andherattledonunceasinglyduringdinner,tothedelightofall——ofoneespecially,whoneednotbementioned。
AssoonastheyoungladieshaddiscussedtheorangeandtheglassofwinewhichformedtheordinaryconclusionofthedismalbanquetsatMr。Osborne’shouse,thesignaltomakesailforthedrawing-roomwasgiven,andtheyallaroseanddeparted。AmeliahopedGeorgewouldsoonjointhemthere。Shebeganplayingsomeofhisfavouritewaltzesthennewlyimportedatthegreatcarved-legged,leather-casedgrandpianointhedrawing-
roomoverhead。Thislittleartificedidnotbringhim。Hewasdeaftothewaltzes;theygrewfainterandfainter;
thediscomfitedperformerleftthehugeinstrumentpresently;andthoughherthreefriendsperformedsomeoftheloudestandmostbrilliantnewpiecesoftheirrepertoire,shedidnothearasinglenote,butsatethinking,andbodingevil。OldOsborne’sscowl,terrificalways,hadneverbeforelookedsodeadlytoher。Hiseyesfollowedheroutoftheroom,asifshehadbeenguiltyofsomething。
Whentheybroughthercoffee,shestartedasthoughitwereacupofpoisonwhichMr。Hicks,thebutler,wishedtoproposetoher。Whatmysterywastherelurking?Oh,thosewomen!Theynurseandcuddletheirpresentiments,andmakedarlingsoftheirugliestthoughts,astheydooftheirdeformedchildren。
ThegloomonthepaternalcountenancehadalsoimpressedGeorgeOsbornewithanxiety。Withsucheyebrows,andalooksodecidedlybilious,howwashetoextractthatmoneyfromthegovernor,ofwhichGeorgewasconsumedlyinwant?Hebeganpraisinghisfather’swine。Thatwasgenerallyasuccessfulmeansofcajolingtheoldgentleman。
“WenevergotsuchMadeiraintheWestIndies,sir,asyours。ColonelHeavytoptookoffthreebottlesofthatyousentmedown,underhisbelttheotherday。”
“Didhe?”saidtheoldgentleman。”Itstandsmeineightshillingsabottle。”
“Willyoutakesixguineasadozenforit,sir?”saidGeorge,withalaugh。”There’soneofthegreatestmeninthekingdomwantssome。”
“Doeshe?”growledthesenior。”Wishhemaygetit。”
“WhenGeneralDaguiletwasatChatham,sir,Heavytopgavehimabreakfast,andaskedmeforsomeofthewine。TheGenerallikeditjustaswell——wantedapipefortheCommander-in-Chief。He’shisRoyalHighness’sright-handman。”
“Itisdevilishfinewine。”saidtheEyebrows,andtheylookedmoregood-humoured;andGeorgewasgoingtotakeadvantageofthiscomplacency,andbringthesupplyquestiononthemahogany,whenthefather,relapsingintosolemnity,thoughrathercordialinmanner,badehimringthebellforclaret。”Andwe’llseeifthat’sasgoodastheMadeira,George,towhichhisRoyalHighnessiswelcome,I’msure。Andaswearedrinkingit,I’lltalktoyouaboutamatterofimportance。”
Ameliaheardtheclaretbellringingasshesatnervouslyupstairs。Shethought,somehow,itwasamysteriousandpresentimentalbell。Ofthepresentimentswhichsomepeoplearealwayshaving,somesurelymustcomeright。
“WhatIwanttoknow,George。”theoldgentlemansaid,afterslowlysmackinghisfirstbumper——“whatI
wanttoknowis,howyouand——ah——thatlittlethingupstairs,arecarryingon?”
“Ithink,sir,itisnothardtosee。”Georgesaid,withaself-satisfiedgrin。”Prettyclear,sir——Whatcapitalwine!”
“Whatd’youmean,prettyclear,sir?”
“Why,hangit,sir,don’tpushmetoohard。I’mamodestman。I——ah——Idon’tsetuptobealady-killer;
butIdoownthatshe’sasdevilishfondofmeasshecanbe。Anybodycanseethatwithhalfaneye。”
“Andyouyourself?”
“Why,sir,didn’tyouordermetomarryher,andain’tIagoodboy?Haven’tourPapassettlediteversolong?”
“Aprettyboy,indeed。Haven’tIheardofyourdoings,sir,withLordTarquin,CaptainCrawleyoftheGuards,~theHonourableMr。Deuceaceandthatset。Haveacaresir,haveacare。”
Theoldgentlemanpronouncedthesearistocraticnameswiththegreatestgusto。Wheneverhemetagreatmanhegrovelledbeforehim,andmy-lordedhimasonlyafree-bornBritoncando。HecamehomeandlookedouthishistoryinthePeerage:heintroducedhisnameintohisdailyconversation;hebraggedabouthisLordshiptohisdaughters。HefelldownprostrateandbaskedinhimasaNeapolitanbeggardoesinthesun。Georgewasalarmedwhenheheardthenames。Hefearedhisfathermighthavebeeninformedofcertaintransactionsatplay。Buttheoldmoralisteasedhimbysayingserenely:
“Well,well,youngmenwillbeyoungmen。Andthecomforttomeis,George,thatlivinginthebestsocietyinEngland,asIhopeyoudo;asIthinkyoudo;asmymeanswillallowyoutodo——“
“Thankyou,sir。”saysGeorge,makinghispointatonce。”Onecan’tlivewiththesegreatfolksfornothing;
andmypurse,sir,lookatit“;andheheldupalittletokenwhichhadbeennettedbyAmelia,andcontainedtheverylastofDobbin’spoundnotes。
“Youshan’twant,sir。TheBritishmerchant’ssonshan’twant,sir。Myguineasareasgoodastheirs,George,myboy;andIdon’tgrudge’em。CallonMr。
ChopperasyougothroughtheCityto-morrow;he’llhavesomethingforyou。Idon’tgrudgemoneywhenI
knowyou’reingoodsociety,becauseIknowthatgoodsocietycannevergowrong。There’snoprideinme。I
wasahumblybornman——butyouhavehadadvantages。
Makeagooduseof’em。Mixwiththeyoungnobility。
There’smanyof’emwhocan’tspendadollartoyourguinea,myboy。Andasforthepinkbonnetsherefromundertheheavyeyebrowstherecameaknowingandnotverypleasingleer——whyboyswillbeboys。Onlythere’sonethingIorderyoutoavoid,which,ifyoudonot,I’llcutyouoffwithashilling,byJove;andthat’sgambling。”Oh,ofcourse,sir。”saidGeorge。
“ButtoreturntotheotherbusinessaboutAmelia:
whyshouldn’tyoumarryhigherthanastockbroker’sdaughter,George——that’swhatIwanttoknow?”
“It’safamilybusiness,sir。”。saysGeorge,crackingfilberts。”YouandMr。Sedleymadethematchahundredyearsago。”
“Idon’tdenyit;butpeople’spositionsalter,sir。Idon’tdenythatSedleymademyfortune,orratherputmeinthewayofacquiring,bymyowntalentsandgenius,thatproudposition,which,Imaysay,IoccupyinthetallowtradeandtheCityofLondon。I’veshownmygratitudetoSedley;andhe’strieditoflate,sir,asmycheque-bookcanshow。George!ItellyouinconfidenceIdon’tlikethelooksofMr。Sedley’saffairs。Mychiefclerk,Mr。Chopper,doesnotlikethelooksof’em,andhe’sanoldfile,andknows’ChangeaswellasanymaninLondon。Hulker&Bullockarelookingshyathim。He’sbeendabblingonhisownaccountIfear。TheysaytheJeuneAmeliewashis,whichwastakenbytheYankeeprivateerMolasses。Andthat’sflat——unlessIseeAmelia’stenthousanddownyoudon’tmarryher。I’llhavenolameduck’sdaughterinmyfamily。Passthewine,sir——orringforcoffee。”
WithwhichMr。Osbornespreadouttheeveningpaper,andGeorgeknewfromthissignalthatthecolloquywasended,andthathispapawasabouttotakeanap。
HehurriedupstairstoAmeliainthehighestspirits。
Whatwasitthatmadehimmoreattentivetoheronthatnightthanhehadbeenforalongtime——moreeagertoamuseher,moretender,morebrilliantintalk?Wasitthathisgenerousheartwarmedtoherattheprospectofmisfortune;orthattheideaoflosingthedearlittleprizemadehimvalueitmore?
Shelivedupontherecollectionsofthathappyeveningformanydaysafterwards,rememberinghiswords;hislooks;thesonghesang;hisattitude,asheleantoverherorlookedatherfromadistance。Asitseemedtoher,nonighteverpassedsoquicklyatMr。Osborne’shousebefore;andforoncethisyoungpersonwasalmostprovokedtobeangrybytheprematurearrivalofMr。
Sambowithhershawl。
Georgecameandtookatenderleaveofherthenextmorning;andthenhurriedofftotheCity,wherehevisitedMr。Chopper,hisfather’sheadman,andreceivedfromthatgentlemanadocumentwhichheexchangedatHulker&Bullock’sforawholepocketfulofmoney。AsGeorgeenteredthehouse,oldJohnSedleywaspassingoutofthebanker’sparlour,lookingverydismal。Buthisgodsonwasmuchtooelatedtomarktheworthystockbroker’sdepression,orthedrearyeyeswhichthekindoldgentlemancastuponhim。YoungBullockdidnotcomegrinningoutoftheparlourwithhimashadbeenhiswontinformeryears。
AndastheswingingdoorsofHulker,Bullock&Co。
closeduponMr。Sedley,Mr。Quill,thecashierwhosebenevolentoccupationitistohandoutcrispbank-notesfromadraweranddispensesovereignsoutofacoppershovel,winkedatMr。Driver,theclerkatthedeskonhisright。Mr。Driverwinkedagain。
“Nogo。”Mr。D。whispered。