OurbelovedRebeccahadnoneed,however,ofanysuchafriendlyhalotosetoffherbeauty。Hercomplexioncouldbearanysunshineasyet,andherdress,thoughifyouweretoseeitnow,anypresentladyofVanityFairwouldpronounceittobethemostfoolishandpreposterousattireeverworn,wasashandsomeinhereyesandthoseofthepublic,somefive-and-twentyyearssince,asthemostbrilliantcostumeofthemostfamousbeautyofthepresentseason。Ascoreofyearshencethattoo,thatmilliner’swonder,willhavepassedintothedomainoftheabsurd,alongwithallpreviousvanities。Butwearewanderingtoomuch。Mrs。Rawdon’sdresswaspronouncedtobecharmanteontheeventfuldayofherpresentation。EvengoodlittleLadyJanewasforcedtoacknowledgethiseffect,asshelookedatherkinswoman,andownedsorrowfullytoherselfthatshewasquiteinferiorintastetoMrs。Becky。
  Shedidnotknowhowmuchcare,thought,andgeniusMrs。Rawdonhadbestoweduponthatgarment。RebeccahadasgoodtasteasanymillinerinEurope,andsuchacleverwayofdoingthingsasLadyJanelittleunderstood。
  ThelatterquicklyspiedoutthemagnificenceofthebrocadeofBecky’strain,andthesplendourofthelaceonherdress。
  Thebrocadewasanoldremnant,Beckysaid;andasforthelace,itwasagreatbargain。Shehadhaditthesehundredyears。
  “MydearMrs。Crawley,itmusthavecostalittlefortune。”LadyJanesaid,lookingdownatherownlace,whichwasnotnearlysogood;andthenexaminingthequalityoftheancientbrocadewhichformedthematerialofMrs。Rawdon’sCourtdress,shefeltinclinedtosaythatshecouldnotaffordsuchfineclothing,butcheckedthatspeech,withaneffort,asoneuncharitabletoherkinswoman。
  Andyet,ifLadyJanehadknownall,Ithinkevenherkindlytemperwouldhavefailedher。Thefactis,whenshewasputtingSirPitt’shouseinorder,Mrs。Rawdonhadfoundthelaceandthebrocadeinoldwardrobes,thepropertyoftheformerladiesofthehouse,andhadquietlycarriedthegoodshome,andhadsuitedthemtoherownlittleperson。Briggssawhertakethem,askednoquestions,toldnostories;butIbelievequitesympathisedwithheronthismatter,andsowouldmanyanotherhonestwoman。
  Andthediamonds——“Wherethedoosedidyougetthediamonds,Becky?”saidherhusband,admiringsomejewelswhichhehadneverseenbeforeandwhichsparkledinherearsandonherneckwithbrillianceandprofusion。
  Beckyblushedalittleandlookedathimhardforamoment。PittCrawleyblushedalittletoo,andlookedoutofwindow。Thefactis,hehadgivenheraverysmallportionofthebrilliants;aprettydiamondclasp,whichconfinedapearlnecklacewhichshewore-andtheBaronethadomittedtomentionthecircumstancetohislady。
  Beckylookedatherhusband,andthenatSirPitt,withanairofsaucytriumph——asmuchastosay,“ShallIbetrayyou?”
  “Guess!”shesaidtoherhusband。”Why,yousillyman。”shecontinued,“wheredoyousupposeIgotthem?——
  allexceptthelittleclasp,whichadearfriendofminegavemelongago。Ihiredthem,tobesure。IhiredthematMr。Polonius’s,inCoventryStreet。Youdon’tsupposethatallthediamondswhichgotoCourtbelongtothewearers;likethosebeautifulstoneswhichLadyJanehas,andwhicharemuchhandsomerthananywhichIhave,Iamcertain。”
  “Theyarefamilyjewels。”saidSirPitt,againlookinguneasy。Andinthisfamilyconversationthecarriagerolleddownthestreet,untilitscargowasfinallydischargedatthegatesofthepalacewheretheSovereignwassittinginstate。
  Thediamonds,whichhadcreatedRawdon’sadmiration,neverwentbacktoMr。Polonius,ofCoventryStreet,andthatgentlemanneverappliedfortheirrestoration,buttheyretiredintoalittleprivaterepository,inanolddesk,whichAmeliaSedleyhadgivenheryearsandyearsago,andinwhichBeckykeptanumberofusefuland,perhaps,valuablethings,aboutwhichherhusbandknewnothing。Toknownothing,orlittle,isinthenatureofsomehusbands。Tohide,inthenatureofhowmanywomen?Oh,ladies!howmanyofyouhavesurreptitiousmilliners’bills?Howmanyofyouhavegownsandbraceletswhichyoudaren’tshow,orwhichyouweartrembling?——trembling,andcoaxingwithsmilesthehusbandbyyourside,whodoesnotknowthenewvelvetgownfromtheoldone,orthenewbraceletfromlastyear’s,orhasanynotionthattheragged-lookingyellowlacescarfcostfortyguineasandthatMadameBobinotiswritingdunningletterseveryweekforthemoney!
  ThusRawdonknewnothingaboutthebrilliantdiamondear-rings,orthesuperbbrilliantornamentwhichdecoratedthefairbosomofhislady;butLordSteyne,whowasinhisplaceatCourt,asLordofthePowderCloset,andoneofthegreatdignitariesandillustriousdefencesofthethroneofEngland,andcameupwithallhisstars,garters,collars,andcordons,andpaidparticularattentiontothelittlewoman,knewwhencethejewelscameandwhopaidforthem。
  Ashebowedoverherhesmiled,andquotedthehackneyedandbeautifullinesfromTheRapeoftheLockaboutBelinda’sdiamonds,“whichJewsmightkissandinfidelsadore。”
  “ButIhopeyourlordshipisorthodox。”saidthelittleladywithatossofherhead。Andmanyladiesroundaboutwhisperedandtalked,andmanygentlemennoddedandwhispered,astheysawwhatmarkedattentionthegreatnoblemanwaspayingtothelittleadventuress。
  WhatwerethecircumstancesoftheinterviewbetweenRebeccaCrawley,neeSharp,andherImperialMaster,itdoesnotbecomesuchafeebleandinexperiencedpenasminetoattempttorelate。ThedazzledeyesclosebeforethatMagnificentIdea。Loyalrespectanddecencytelleventheimaginationnottolooktookeenlyandaudaciouslyaboutthesacredaudience-chamber,buttobackawayrapidly,silently,andrespectfully,makingprofoundbowsoutoftheAugustPresence。
  Thismaybesaid,thatinallLondontherewasnomoreloyalheartthanBecky’safterthisinterview。Thenameofherkingwasalwaysonherlips,andhewasproclaimedbyhertobethemostcharmingofmen。ShewenttoColnaghi’sandorderedthefinestportraitofhimthatarthadproduced,andcreditcouldsupply。Shechosethatfamousoneinwhichthebestofmonarchsisrepresentedinafrock-coatwithafurcollar,andbreechesandsilkstockings,simperingonasofafromunderhiscurlybrownwig。Shehadhimpaintedinabroochandworeit——indeedsheamusedandsomewhatpesteredheracquaintancewithherperpetualtalkabouthisurbanityandbeauty。Whoknows!PerhapsthelittlewomanthoughtshemightplaythepartofaMaintenonoraPompadour。
  Butthefinestsportofallafterherpresentationwastohearhertalkvirtuously。Shehadafewfemaleacquaintances,not,itmustbeowned,oftheveryhighestreputationinVanityFair。Butbeingmadeanhonestwomanof,sotospeak,Beckywouldnotconsortanylongerwiththesedubiousones,andcutLadyCrackenburywhenthelatternoddedtoherfromheropera-box,andgaveMrs。
  WashingtonWhitethego-byintheRing。”Onemust,mydear,showoneissomebody。”shesaid。”Onemustn’tbeseenwithdoubtfulpeople。IpityLadyCrackenburyfrommyheart,andMrs。WashingtonWhitemaybeaverygood-naturedperson。YOUmaygoanddinewiththem,asyoulikeyourrubber。ButImustn’t,andwon’t;andyouwillhavethegoodnesstotellSmithtosayIamnotathomewheneitherofthemcalls。”
  TheparticularsofBecky’scostumewereinthenewspapers——feathers,lappets,superbdiamonds,andalltherest。LadyCrackenburyreadtheparagraphinbitternessofspiritanddiscoursedtoherfollowersabouttheairswhichthatwomanwasgivingherself。Mrs。ButeCrawleyandheryoungladiesinthecountryhadacopyoftheMorningPostfromtown,andgaveaventtotheirhonestindignation。”Ifyouhadbeensandy-haired,green-eyed,andaFrenchrope-dancer’sdaughter。”Mrs。Butesaidtohereldestgirlwho,onthecontrary,wasaveryswarthy,short,andsnub-nosedyounglady,“Youmighthavehadsuperbdiamondsforsooth,andhavebeenpresentedatCourtbyyourcousin,theLadyJane。Butyou’reonlyagentlewoman,mypoordearchild。YouhaveonlysomeofthebestbloodinEnglandinyourveins,andgoodprinciplesandpietyforyourportion。I,myself,thewifeofaBaronet’syoungerbrother,too,neverthoughtofsuchathingasgoingtoCourt——norwouldotherpeople,ifgoodQueenCharlottehadbeenalive。”
  InthiswaytheworthyRectoressconsoledherself,andherdaughterssighedandsatoverthePeerageallnight。
  Afewdaysafterthefamouspresentation,anothergreatandexceedinghonourwasvouchsafedtothevirtuousBecky。LadySteyne’scarriagedroveuptoMr。
  RawdonCrawley’sdoor,andthefootman,insteadofdrivingdownthefrontofthehouse,asbyhistremendousknockingheappearedtobeinclinedtodo,relentedandonlydeliveredinacoupleofcards,onwhichwereengraventhenamesoftheMarchionessofSteyneandtheCountessofGaunt。Ifthesebitsofpasteboardhadbeenbeautifulpictures,orhadhadahundredyardsofMalineslacerolledroundthem,worthtwicethenumberofguineas,Beckycouldnothaveregardedthemwithmorepleasure。
  Youmaybesuretheyoccupiedaconspicuousplaceinthechinabowlonthedrawing-roomtable,whereBeckykeptthecardsofhervisitors。Lord!lord!howpoorMrs。WashingtonWhite’scardandLadyCrackenbury’scard——whichourlittlefriendhadbeengladenoughtogetafewmonthsback,andofwhichthesillylittlecreaturewasratherproudonce——Lord!lord!Isay,howsoonattheappearanceofthesegrandcourtcards,didthosepoorlittleneglecteddeucessinkdowntothebottomofthepack。Steyne!Bareacres,JohnesofHelvellyn!andCaerylonofCamelot!wemaybesurethatBeckyandBriggslookedoutthoseaugustnamesinthePeerage,andfollowedthenobleracesupthroughalltheramificationsofthefamilytree。
  MyLordSteynecomingtocallacoupleofhoursafterwards,andlookingabouthim,andobservingeverythingaswashiswont,foundhisladies’cardsalreadyrangedasthetrumpsofBecky’shand,andgrinned,asthisoldcynicalwaysdidatanynaivedisplayofhumanweakness。Beckycamedowntohimpresently;wheneverthedeargirlexpectedhislordship,hertoilettewasprepared,herhairinperfectorder,hermouchoirs,aprons,scarfs,littlemoroccoslippers,andotherfemalegimcracksarranged,andsheseatedinsomeartlessandagreeableposturereadytoreceivehim——whenevershewassurprised,ofcourse,shehadtoflytoherapartmenttotakearapidsurveyofmattersintheglass,andtotripdownagaintowaituponthegreatpeer。
  Shefoundhimgrinningoverthebowl。Shewasdiscovered,andsheblushedalittle。”Thankyou,Monseigneur。”shesaid。”Youseeyourladieshavebeenhere。Howgoodofyou!Icouldn’tcomebefore——Iwasinthekitchenmakingapudding。”
  “Iknowyouwere,Isawyouthroughthearea-railingsasIdroveup。”repliedtheoldgentleman。
  “Youseeeverything。”shereplied。
  “Afewthings,butnotthat,myprettylady。”hesaidgood-naturedly。”Yousillylittlefibster!Iheardyouintheroomoverhead,whereIhavenodoubtyouwereputtingalittlerougeon——youmustgivesomeofyourstomyLadyGaunt,whosecomplexionisquitepreposterous——andIheardthebedroomdooropen,andthenyoucamedownstairs。”
  “IsitacrimetotryandlookmybestwhenYOUcomehere?”answeredMrs。Rawdonplaintively,andsherubbedhercheekwithherhandkerchiefasiftoshowtherewasnorougeatall,onlygenuineblushesandmodestyinhercase。Aboutthiswhocantell?Iknowthereissomerougethatwon’tcomeoffonapocket-handkerchief,andsomesogoodthateventearswillnotdisturbit。
  “Well。”saidtheoldgentleman,twiddlingroundhiswife’scard,“youarebentonbecomingafinelady。
  Youpestermypooroldlifeouttogetyouintotheworld。Youwon’tbeabletoholdyourownthere,yousillylittlefool。You’vegotnomoney。”
  “Youwillgetusaplace。”interposedBecky,“asquickaspossible。”
  “You’vegotnomoney,andyouwanttocompetewiththosewhohave。Youpoorlittleearthenwarepipkin,youwanttoswimdownthestreamalongwiththegreatcop-
  perkettles。Allwomenarealike。Everybodyisstrivingforwhatisnotworththehaving!Gad!IdinedwiththeKingyesterday,andwehadneckofmuttonandturnips。
  Adinnerofherbsisbetterthanastalledoxveryoften。
  YouwillgotoGauntHouse。Yougiveanoldfellownorestuntilyougetthere。It’snothalfsoniceashere。
  You’llbeboredthere。Iam。MywifeisasgayasLadyMacbeth,andmydaughtersascheerfulasReganandGoneril。Idaren’tsleepinwhattheycallmybedroom。
  ThebedislikethebaldaquinofSt。Peter’s,andthepicturesfrightenme。Ihavealittlebrassbedinadressing-room,andalittlehairmattresslikeananchorite。