SosoonastheyarrivedattheprincelymansionofBoteler,theLadyEmmacravedpermissiontoretiretoherchamberthatshemightcomposeherspiritsaftertheterrorshehadundergone。HenrySt。Clere,inafewwords,proceededtoexplaintheadventuretothecuriousaudience。I
hadnosoonerseenmysister’spalfrey,inspiteofherendeavourstothecontrary,enteringwithspiritintothechasesetonfootbytheworshipfulGregory,thanIrodeaftertogiveherassistance。Solongwasthechase,thatwhenthegreyhoundspulleddowntheknobbler,wewereoutofhearingofyourbugles;andhavingrewardedandcoupledthedogs,Igavethemtobeledbythejester,andwewanderedinquestofourcompany,whomitwouldseemthesporthadledinadifferentdirection。Atlength,passingthroughthethicketwhereyoufoundus,Iwassurprisedbyacross-bowboltwhizzingpastminehead。Idrewmysword,andrushedintothethicket,butwasinstantlyassailedbytworuffians,whileothertwomadetowardsmysisterandGregory。Thepoorknavefled,cryingforhelp,pursuedbymyfalsekinsman,nowyourprisoner;andthedesignsoftheotheronmypoorEmmamurderous,nodoubtwerepreventedbythesuddenapparitionofabravewoodsman,who,afterashortencounter,stretchedthemiscreantathisfeet,andcametomyassistance。Iwasalreadyslightlywounded,andnearlyoverlaidwithodds。Thecombatlastedsometime,forthecaitiffswerebothwellarmed,strong,anddesperate;
atlength,however,wehadeachmasteredourantagonist,whenyourretinue,myLordBoteler,arrivedtomyrelief。Soendsmystory;
but,bymyknighthood,Iwouldgiveanearl’sransomforanopportunityofthankingthegallantforesterbywhoseaidIlivetotellit。’’
Fearnot,’’saidLordBoteler,heshallbefound,ifthisorthefouradjacentcountiesholdhim-AndnowLordFitzosbornewillbepleasedtodoffthearmourhehassokindlyassumedforoursakes,andwewillallbowneourselvesforthebanquet。’’
Whenthehourofdinnerapproached,theLadyMatildaandhercousinvisitedthechamberofthefairDarcy。Theyfoundherinacomposedbutmelancholyposture。Sheturnedthediscourseuponthemisfortunesofherlife,andhinted,thathavingrecoveredherbrother,andseeinghimlookforwardtothesocietyofonewhowouldamplyrepaytohimthelossofhers,shehadthoughtsofdedicatingherremaininglifetoHeaven,bywhoseprovidentialinterferenceithadbeensooftenpreserved。
Matildacoloureddeeplyatsomethinginthisspeech,andhercousininveighedloudlyagainstEmma’sresolution。Ah,mydearLadyEleanor,’’
repliedshe,Ihaveto-daywitnessedwhatIcannotbutjudgeasuper-naturalvisitation,andtowhatendcanitcallmebuttogivemyselftothealtar?ThatpeasantwhoguidedmetoBaddowthroughtheParkofDanbury,thesamewhoappearedbeforemeatdifferenttimes,andindifferentforms,duringthateventfuljourney-thatyouth,whosefeaturesareimprintedonmymemory,istheveryindividualforesterwhothisdayrescuedusintheforest。Icannotbemistaken;andconnectingthesemarvellousappearanceswiththespectrewhichIsawwhileatGayBowers,IcannotresisttheconvictionthatHeavenhaspermittedmyguardianangeltoassumemortalshapeformyreliefandprotection。’’
Thefaircousins,afterexchanginglookswhichimpliedafearthathermindwaswandering,answeredherinsoothingterms,andfinallyprevaileduponhertoaccompanythemtothebanqueting-hall。HerethefirstpersontheyencounteredwastheBaronFitzosborneofDiggswell,nowdivestedofhisarmour;atthesightofwhomtheLadyEmmachangedcolour,andexclaiming,Itisthesame!’’sunksenselessintothearmsofMatilda。
Sheisbewilderedbytheterrorsoftheday,’’saidEleanor;andwehavedoneillinobliginghertodescend。’’
AndI,’’saidFitzosborne,havedonemadlyinpresentingbeforeherone,whosepresencemustrecallmomentsthemostalarminginherlife。’’
WhiletheladiessupportedEmmafromthehall,LordBotelerandSt。
ClererequestedanexplanationfromFitzosborneofthewordshehadused。
Trustme,gentlelords,’’saidtheBaronofDiggswell,yeshallhavewhatyedemand,whenIlearnthatLadyEmmaDarcyhasnotsufferedfrommyimprudence。’’
AtthismomentLadyMatildareturning,saidthatherfairfriend,onherrecovery,hadcalmlyanddeliberatelyinsistedthatshehadseenFitzosbornebefore,inthemostdangerouscrisisofherlife。
Idread,’’saidshe,herdisorderedmindconnectsallthathereyebeholdswiththeterriblepassagesthatshehaswitnessed。’’
Nay,’’saidFitzosborne,ifnobleSt。Clerecanpardontheunauthorisedinterestwhich,withthepurestandmosthonourableintentions,Ihavetakeninhissister’sfate,itiseasyformetoexplainthismysteriousimpression。’’
Heproceededtosay,that,happeningtobeinthehostelrycalledtheGriffin,nearBaddow,whileuponajourneyinthatcountry,hehadmetwiththeoldnurseoftheLadyEmmaDarcy,who,beingjustexpelledfromGayBowers,wasintheheightofhergriefandindignation,andmadeloudandpublicproclamationofLadyEmma’swrongs。Fromthedescriptionshegaveofthebeautyofherfoster-child,aswellasfromthespiritofchivalry,Fitzosbornebecameinterestedinherfate。Thisinterestwasdeeplyenhanced,when,byabribetooldGaunttheReve,heprocuredaviewoftheLadyEmmaasshewalkednearthecastleofGayBowers。Theagedchurlrefusedtogivehimaccesstothecastle;yetdroppedsomehints,asifhethoughttheladyindanger,andwishedshewerewelloutofit。Hismaster,hesaid,hadheardshehadabrotherinlife,andsincethatdeprivedhimofallchanceofgainingherdomainsbypurchase,heinshort,Gauntwishedtheyweresafelyseparated。Ifanyinjury,’’
quothhe,shouldhappentothedamselhere,itwereillforusall。Itried,byaninnocentstratagem,tofrightenherfromthecastle,byintroducingafigurethroughatrap-door,andwarningher,asifbyavoicefromthedead,toretreatfromthence;butthegigletiswilful,andisrunninguponherfate。’’
FindingGaunt,althoughcovetousandcommunicative,toofaithfulaservanttohiswickedmastertotakeanyactivestepsagainsthiscommands,FitzosborneappliedhimselftooldUrsely,whomhefoundmoretractable。
ThroughherhelearnedthedreadfulplotGastonhadlaidtoridhimselfofhiskinswoman,andresolvedtoeffectherdeliverance。ButawareofthedelicacyofEmma’ssituation,hechargedUrselytoconcealfromhertheinteresthetookinherdistress,resolvingtowatchoverherindisguiseuntilhesawherinaplaceofsafety。Hencetheappearancehemadebeforeherinvariousdressesduringherjourney,inthecourseofwhichhewasneverfardistant;andhehadalwaysfourstoutyeomenwithinhearingofhisbugle,hadassistancebeennecessary。Whenshewasplacedinsafetyatthelodge,itwasFitzosborne’sintentiontohaveprevaileduponhissisterstovisit,andtakeherundertheirprotection;buthefoundthemabsentfromDiggswell,havinggonetoattendanagedrelationwholaydangerouslyillinadistantcounty。TheydidnotreturnuntilthedaybeforetheMay-games;
andtheothereventsfollowedtoorapidlytopermitFitzosbornetolayanyplanforintroducingthemtoLadyEmmaDarcy。Onthedayofthechaseheresolvedtopreservehisromanticdisguise,andattendtheLadyEmmaasaforester,partlytohavethepleasureofbeingnearher,andpartlytojudgewhether,accordingtoanidlereportinthecountry,shefavouredhisfriendandcomradeFitzallenofMarden。Thislastmotive,itmayeasilybebelieved,hedidnotdeclaretothecompany。Aftertheskirmishwiththeruffians,hewaitedtilltheBaronandthehuntersarrived,andthen,stilldoubtingthefartherdesignsofGaston,hastenedtohiscastle,toarmthebandwhichhadescortedthemtoQueenhoo-Hall。
Fitzosborne’sstorybeingfinished,hereceivedthethanksofallthecompany,particularlyofSt。Clere,whofeltdeeplytherespectfuldelicacywithwhichhehadconductedhimselftowardshissister。Theladywascarefullyinformedofherobligationstohim;anditislefttothewell-judgingreader,whethereventherailleryofLadyEleanormadeherregretthatHeavenhadonlyemployednaturalmeansforhersecurity,andthattheguardianangelwasconvertedintoahandsome,gallant,andenamouredknight。
Thejoyofthecompanyinthehallextendeditselftothebuttery,whereGregorythejesternarratedsuchfeatsofarmsdonebyhimselfinthefrayofthemorningasmighthaveshamedBevisandGuyofWarwick。Hewas,accordingtohisnarrative,singledoutfordestructionbythegiganticBaronhimself,whileheabandonedtomeanerhandsthedestructionofSt。
ClereandFitzosborne。
Butcertes,’’saidhe,thefoulpaynimmethismatch;for,everashefoinedatmewithhisbrand,Iparriedhisblowswithmybauble,andclosingwithhimuponthethirdveny,threwhimtotheground,andmadehimcryrecreanttoanunarmedman。’’
Tush,man。’’saidDrawslot,thouforgettestthybestauxiliaries,thegoodgreyhounds,HelpandHoldfast!Iwarrantthee,thatwhenthehumpbackedBaroncaughttheebythecowl,whichhehathalmosttornof,thouhadstbeeninafairplighthadtheynotrememberedanoldfriend,andcomeintotherescue。Why,man,Ifoundthemfastenedonhimmyself;andtherewasoddstayingandsucklingtomakethem`warehaunch!’Theirmouthswerefulloftheflex,forIpulledapieceofthegarmentfromtheirjaws。Iwarrantthee,thatwhentheybroughthimtotheground,thoufled’stlikeafrightedpricket。’’
AndasforGregory’sgiganticpaynim,’’saidFabian,why,heliesyonderintheguard-room,theverysize,shape,andcolourofaspiderinayew-hedge。’’
Itisfalse,’’saidGregory;ColbrandtheDanewasadwarftohim。’’
Itisastrue,’’returnedFabian,asthattheTaskeristobemarried,onTuesday,toPrettyMargery。Gregory,thysheethathbroughtthembetweenapairofblankets。’’
Icarenomoreforsuchagillflirt,’’saidtheJester,thanIdoforthyleasings。Marry,thouhop-o’-my-thumb,happywouldstthoubecouldthyheadreachthecaptiveBaron’sgirdle。’’
Bythemass,’’saidPeterLanaret,Iwillhaveonepeepatthisburlygallant;’’andleavingthebuttery,hewenttotheguard-roomwhereGastonSt。Clerewasconfined。Aman-at-arms,whokeptsentinelonthestrongstuddeddooroftheapartment,saidhebelievedheslept;forthatafterraging,stamping,andutteringthemosthorridimprecations,hehadbeenoflateperfectlystill。TheFalconergentlydrewbackaslidingboard,ofafootsquare,towardsthetopofthedoor,whichcoveredaholeofthesamesize,stronglylatticed,throughwhichthewarder,withoutopeningthedoor,couldlookinuponhisprisoner。FromthisaperturehebeheldthewretchedGastonsuspendedbytheneck,byhisowngirdle,toanironringinthesideofhisprison。Hehadclamberedtoitbymeansofthetableonwhichhisfoodhadbeenplaced;andintheagoniesofshameanddisappointedmalice,hadadoptedthismodeofriddinghimselfofawretchedlife。Hewasfoundyetwarm,buttotallylifeless。Aproperaccountofthemannerofhisdeathwasdrawnupandcertified。Hewasburiedthateveninginthechapelofthecastle,outofrespecttohishighbirth;andthechaplainofFitzallenofMarden,whosaidtheserviceupontheoccasion,preached,thenextSunday,anexcellentsermonuponthetext,_Radixmalorumestcupiditas,whichwehaveheretranscribed。
[Herethemanuscript,fromwhichwehavepainfullytranscribed,andfrequently,asitwere,translatedthistale,forthereader’sedification,issoindistinctanddefaced,that,exceptingcertainhowbeits,nathlesses,loye’s!
etc。,wecanpickoutlittlethatisintelligible,savingthatavariceisdefinedalikourishnessofheartafterearthlythings。’’Alittlefarther,thereseemstohavebeenagayaccountofMargery’sweddingwithRalphtheTasker;therunningatthequintain,andotherruralgamespractisedontheoccasion。TherearealsofragmentsofamocksermonpreachedbyGregoryuponthatoccasion,as,forexample:-
Mydearcursedcaitiffs,therewasonceaking,andheweddedayoungoldqueen,andshehadachild;andthischildwassenttoSolomontheSage,prayinghewouldgiveitthesameblessingwhichhegotfromthewitchofEndorwhenshebithimbytheheel。HereofspeakstheworthyDr。RadigundusPotator;whyshouldnotmassbesaidforalltheroastedshoesoulsservedupintheking’sdishonSaturday;fortrueitis,thatSt。PeteraskedfatherAdam,astheyjourneyedtoCamelot,anhigh,great,anddoubtfulquestion,`Adam,Adam,whyeatedstthoutheapplewithoutparing?’’’
Thistiradeofgibberishisliterallytakenorselectedfromamockdiscoursepronouncedbyaprofessedjester,whichoccursinanancientmanuscriptintheAdvocates’Library,thesamefromwhichthelateingeniousMr。WeberpublishedthecuriouscomicromanceoftheHuntingoftheHare。ItwasintroducedincompliancewithMr。Strutt’splanofrenderinghistaleanillustrationofancientmanners。AsimilarburlesquesermonispronouncedbytheFoolinSirDavidLindesay’ssatireoftheThreeEstates。ThenonsenseandvulgarburlesqueofthatcompositionillustratethegroundofSirAndrewAguecheek’seulogyontheexploitsofthejesterinTwelfthNight,who,reservinghissharperjestsforSirToby,haddoubtlessenoughofthejargonofhiscallingtocaptivatetheimbecilityofhisbrotherknight,whoismadetoexclaim-Insooththouwastinverygraciousfoolinglastnight,whenthouspokestofPigrogremitus,andofthevapourspassingtheequinoctialsofQuenbus;’twasverygood,i’faith!’’Itisentertainingtofindcommentatorsseekingtodiscoversomemeaningintheprofessionaljargonofsuchapassageasthis。