byCharlesDickensCHAPTERI——PICKINGUPSOOTANDCINDERS
  "AndwhyTomTiddler’sground?"saidtheTraveller。
  "BecausehescattershalfpencetoTrampsandsuch—like,"returnedtheLandlord,"andofcoursetheypick’emup。Andthisbeingdoneonhisownland(whichitIShisownland,youobserve,andwerehisfamily’sbeforehim),whyitisbutregardingthehalfpenceasgoldandsilver,andturningtheownershipofthepropertyabitroundyourfinger,andthereyouhavethenameofthechildren’sgamecomplete。Andit’sappropriatetoo,"saidtheLandlord,withhisfavouriteactionofstoopingalittle,tolookacrossthetableoutofwindowatvacancy,underthewindow—blindwhichwashalfdrawndown。"Leastwiseithasbeensoconsideredbymanygentlemenwhichhavepartookofchopsandteainthepresenthumbleparlour。"
  TheTravellerwaspartakingofchopsandteainthepresenthumbleparlour,andtheLandlord’sshotwasfiredobliquelyathim。
  "AndyoucallhimaHermit?"saidtheTraveller。
  "Theycallhimsuch,"returnedtheLandlord,evadingpersonalresponsibility;"heisingeneralsoconsidered。"
  "WhatISaHermit?"askedtheTraveller。
  "Whatisit?"repeatedtheLandlord,drawinghishandacrosshischin。
  "Yes,whatisit?"
  TheLandlordstoopedagain,togetamorecomprehensiveviewofvacancyunderthewindow—blind,and——withanasphyxiatedappearanceonhimasoneunaccustomedtodefinition——madenoanswer。
  "I’lltellyouwhatIsupposeittobe,"saidtheTraveller。"Anabominablydirtything。"
  "Mr。Mopesisdirty,itcannotbedenied,"saidtheLandlord。
  "Intolerablyconceited。"
  "Mr。Mopesisvainofthelifeheleads,somedosay,"repliedtheLandlord,asanotherconcession。
  "Aslothful,unsavoury,nastyreversalofthelawsofhumanmature,"
  saidtheTraveller;"andforthesakeofGOD’Sworkingworldanditswholesomeness,bothmoralandphysical,Iwouldputthethingonthetreadmill(ifIhadmyway)whereverIfoundit;whetheronapillar,orinahole;whetheronTomTiddler’sground,orthePopeofRome’sground,oraHindoofakeer’sground,oranyotherground。"
  "Idon’tknowaboutputtingMr。Mopesonthetreadmill,"saidtheLandlord,shakinghisheadveryseriously。"Thereain’tadoubtbutwhathehasgotlandedproperty。"
  "HowfarmayitbetothissaidTomTiddler’sground?"askedtheTraveller。
  "Putitatfivemile,"returnedtheLandlord。
  "Well!WhenIhavedonemybreakfast,"saidtheTraveller,"I’llgothere。Icameoverherethismorning,tofinditoutandseeit。"
  "Manydoes,"observedtheLandlord。
  Theconversationpassed,intheMidsummerweatherofnoremoteyearofgrace,downamongthepleasantdalesandtrout—streamsofagreenEnglishcounty。Nomatterwhatcounty。Enoughthatyoumayhuntthere,shootthere,fishthere,traverselonggrass—grownRomanroadsthere,openancientbarrowsthere,seemanyasquaremileofrichlycultivatedlandthere,andholdArcadiantalkwithaboldpeasantry,theircountry’spride,whowilltellyou(ifyouwanttoknow)howpastoralhousekeepingisdoneonnineshillingsaweek。
  Mr。TravellersatathisbreakfastinthelittlesandedparlourofthePealofBellsvillagealehouse,withthedewanddustofanearlywalkuponhisshoes——anearlywalkbyroadandmeadowandcoppice,thathadsprinkledhimbountifullywithlittlebladesofgrass,andscrapsofnewhay,andwithleavesbothyoungandold,andwithothersuchfragranttokensofthefreshnessandwealthofsummer。Thewindowthroughwhichthelandlordhadconcentratedhisgazeuponvacancywasshaded,becausethemorningsunwashotandbrightonthevillagestreet。Thevillagestreetwaslikemostothervillagestreets:wideforitsheight,silentforitssize,anddrowsyinthedullestdegree。Thequietestlittledwellingswiththelargestofwindow—shutters(toshutupNothingascarefullyasifitweretheMint,ortheBankofEngland)hadcalledintheDoctor’shousesosuddenly,thathisbrassdoor—plateandthreestoriesstoodamongthemasconspicuousanddifferentasthedoctorhimselfinhisbroadcloth,amongthesmock—frocksofhispatients。
  Thevillageresidencesseemedtohavegonetolawwithasimilarabsenceofconsideration,forascoreofweaklittlelath—and—
  plastercabinsclunginconfusionabouttheAttorney’sred—brickhouse,which,withglaringdoor—stepsandamostterrificscraper,seemedtoserveallmannerofejectmentsuponthem。Theywereasvariousaslabourers——high—shouldered,wry—necked,one—eyed,goggle—
  eyed,squinting,bow—legged,knock—knee’d,rheumatic,crazy。Someofthesmalltradesmen’shouses,suchasthecrockery—shopandtheharness—maker,hadaCyclopswindowinthemiddleofthegable,withinaninchortwoofitsapex,suggestingthatsomeforlornruralPrenticemustwrigglehimselfintothatapartmenthorizontally,whenheretiredtorest,afterthemanneroftheworm。
  Sobountifulinitsabundancewasthesurroundingcountry,andsoleanandscantthevillage,thatonemighthavethoughtthevillagehadsownandplantedeverythingitoncepossessed,toconvertthesameintocrops。Thiswouldaccountforthebarenessofthelittleshops,thebarenessofthefewboardsandtrestlesdesignedformarketpurposesinacornerofthestreet,thebarenessoftheobsoleteInnandInnYard,withtheominousinscription"ExciseOffice"notyetfadedoutfromthegateway,asindicatingtheverylastthingthatpovertycouldgetridof。Thiswouldalsoaccountforthedeterminedabandonmentofthevillagebyonestraydog,fastlesseningintheperspectivewherethewhitepostsandthepondwere,andwouldexplainhisconductonthehypothesisthathewasgoing(throughtheactofsuicide)toconverthimselfintomanure,andbecomeapartproprietorinturnipsormangold—wurzel。
  Mr。Travellerhavingfinishedhisbreakfastandpaidhismoderatescore,walkedouttothethresholdofthePealofBells,and,thencedirectedbythepointingfingerofhishost,betookhimselftowardstheruinedhermitageofMr。Mopesthehermit。
  For,Mr。Mopes,bysufferingeverythingabouthimtogotoruin,andbydressinghimselfinablanketandskewer,andbysteepinghimselfinsootandgreaseandothernastiness,hadacquiredgreatrenowninallthatcountry—side——fargreaterrenownthanhecouldeverhavewonforhimself,ifhiscareerhadbeenthatofanyordinaryChristian,ordecentHottentot。Hehadevenblanketedandskeweredandsootedandgreasedhimself,intotheLondonpapers。Anditwascurioustofind,asMr。Travellerfoundbystoppingforanewdirectionatthisfarm—houseoratthatcottageashewentalong,withhowmuchaccuracythemorbidMopeshadcountedontheweaknessofhisneighbourstoembellishhim。Amistofhome—brewedmarvelandromancesurroundedMopes,inwhich(asinallfogs)therealproportionsoftherealobjectwereextravagantlyheightened。Hehadmurderedhisbeautifulbelovedinafitofjealousyandwasdoingpenance;hehadmadeavowundertheinfluenceofgrief;hehadmadeavowundertheinfluenceofafatalaccident;hehadmadeavowundertheinfluenceofreligion;hehadmadeavowundertheinfluenceofdrink;hehadmadeavowundertheinfluenceofdisappointment;hehadnevermadeanyvow,but"hadgotledintoit"
  bythepossessionofamightyandmostawfulsecret;hewasenormouslyrich,hewasstupendouslycharitable,hewasprofoundlylearned,hesawspectres,heknewandcoulddoallkindsofwonders。
  Somesaidhewentouteverynight,andwasmetbyterrifiedwayfarersstalkingalongdarkroads,otherssaidheneverwentout,someknewhispenancetobenearlyexpired,othershadpositiveinformationthathisseclusionwasnotapenanceatall,andwouldneverexpirebutwithhimself。Even,astotheeasyfactsofhowoldhewas,orhowlonghehadheldverminousoccupationofhisblanketandskewer,noconsistentinformationwastobegot,fromthosewhomustknowiftheywould。Hewasrepresentedasbeingalltheagesbetweenfive—and—twentyandsixty,andashavingbeenahermitsevenyears,twelve,twenty,thirty,——thoughtwenty,onthewhole,appearedthefavouriteterm。
  "Well,well!"saidMr。Traveller。"Atanyrate,letusseewhatarealliveHermitlookslike。"
  So,Mr。Travellerwenton,andon,andon,untilhecametoTomTiddler’sGround。
  Itwasanookinarusticby—road,whichthegeniusofMopeshadlaidwasteascompletely,asifhehadbeenbornanEmperorandaConqueror。Itscentreobjectwasadwelling—house,sufficientlysubstantial,allthewindow—glassofwhichhadbeenlongagoabolishedbythesurprisinggeniusofMopes,andallthewindowsofwhichwerebarredacrosswithrough—splitlogsoftreesnailedoverthemontheoutside。Arickyard,hip—highinvegetableranknessandruin,containedoutbuildingsfromwhichthethatchhadlightlyflutteredaway,onallthewindsofalltheseasonsoftheyear,andfromwhichtheplanksandbeamshadheavilydroppedandrotted。Thefrostsanddampsofwinter,andtheheatsofsummer,hadwarpedwhatwreckremained,sothatnotapostoraboardretainedthepositionitwasmeanttohold,buteverythingwastwistedfromitspurpose,likeitsowner,anddegradedanddebased。Inthishomesteadofthesluggard,behindtheruinedhedge,andsinkingawayamongtheruinedgrassandthenettles,werethelastperishingfragmentsofcertainricks:whichhadgraduallymildewedandcollapsed,untiltheylookedlikemoundsofrottenhoneycomb,ordirtysponge。TomTiddler’sgroundcouldevenshowitsruinedwater;for,therewasaslimypondintowhichatreeortwohadfallen——onesoppytrunkandbrancheslayacrossitthen——whichinitsaccumulationofstagnantweed,andinitsblackdecomposition,andinallitsfoulnessandfilth,wasalmostcomforting,regardedastheonlywaterthatcouldhavereflectedtheshamefulplacewithoutseemingpollutedbythatlowoffice。
  Mr。TravellerlookedallaroundhimonTomTiddler’sground,andhisglanceatlastencounteredaduskyTinkerlyingamongtheweedsandrankgrass,intheshadeofthedwelling—house。Aroughwalking—
  stafflayonthegroundbyhisside,andhisheadrestedonasmallwallet。HemetMr。Traveller’seyewithoutliftinguphishead,merelydepressinghischinalittle(forhewaslyingonhisback)
  togetabetterviewofhim。
  "Goodday!"saidMr。Traveller。
  "Sametoyou,ifyoulikeit,"returnedtheTinker。
  "Don’tYOUlikeit?It’saveryfineday。"
  "Iain’tparticklerinweather,"returnedtheTinker,withayawn。
  Mr。Travellerhadwalkeduptowherehelay,andwaslookingdownathim。"Thisisacuriousplace,"saidMr。Traveller。
  "Ay,Isupposeso!"returnedtheTinker。"TomTiddler’sground,theycallthis。"
  "Areyouwellacquaintedwithit?"
  "Neversawitaforeto—day,"saidtheTinker,withanotheryawn,"anddon’tcareifIneverseeitagain。Therewasamanherejustnow,toldmewhatitwascalled。IfyouwanttoseeTomhimself,youmustgoinatthatgate。"Hefaintlyindicatedwithhischinalittlemeanruinofawoodengateatthesideofthehouse。
  "HaveyouseenTom?"
  "No,andIain’tparticklertoseehim。Icanseeadirtymananywhere。"
  "Hedoesnotliveinthehouse,then?"saidMr。Traveller,castinghiseyesuponthehouseanew。
  "Themansaid,"returnedtheTinker,ratherirritably,——"himaswasherejustnow,’thiswhatyou’realayingon,mate,isTomTiddler’sground。AndifyouwanttoseeTom,’hesays,’youmustgoinatthatgate。’Themancomeoutatthatgatehimself,andheoughttoknow。"
  "Certainly,"saidMr。Traveller。
  "Though,perhaps,"exclaimedtheTinker,sostruckbythebrightnessofhisownidea,thatithadtheelectriceffectuponhimofcausinghimtoliftuphisheadaninchorso,"perhapshewasaliar!Hetoldsomerum’uns——himaswasherejustnow,didaboutthisplaceofTom’s。Hesays——himaswasherejustnow——’WhenTomshutupthehouse,mate,togotorack,thebedswasleft,allmade,likeasifsomebodywasa—goingtosleepineverybed。Andifyouwastowalkthroughthebedroomsnow,you’dseetheraggedmouldybedclothesaheavingandaheavinglikeseas。Andaheavingandaheavingwithwhat?’hesays。’Why,withtheratsunder’em。’"
  "IwishIhadseenthatman,"Mr。Travellerremarked。
  "You’dhavebeenwelcometoseehiminsteadofmeseeinghim,"
  growledtheTinker;"forhewasalong—windedone。"
  Notwithoutasenseofinjuryintheremembrance,theTinkergloomilyclosedhiseyes。Mr。Traveller,deemingtheTinkerashort—windedone,fromwhomnofurtherbreathofinformationwastobederived,betookhimselftothegate。
  Swunguponitsrustyhinges,itadmittedhimintoayardinwhichtherewasnothingtobeseenbutanouthouseattachedtotheruinedbuilding,withabarredwindowinit。Asthereweretracesofmanyrecentfootstepsunderthiswindow,andasitwasalowwindow,andunglazed,Mr。Travellermadeboldtopeepwithinthebars。AndtheretobesurehehadarealliveHermitbeforehim,andcouldjudgehowtherealdeadHermitsusedtolook。
  Hewaslyingonabankofsootandcinders,onthefloor,infrontofarustyfireplace。Therewasnothingelseinthedarklittlekitchen,orscullery,orwhateverhisdenhadbeenoriginallyusedas,butatablewithalitterofoldbottlesonit。Aratmadeaclatteramongthesebottles,jumpeddown,andranovertherealliveHermitonhiswaytohishole,orthemaninHISholewouldnothavebeensoeasilydiscernible。Tickledinthefacebytherat’stail,theownerofTomTiddler’sgroundopenedhiseyes,sawMr。
  Traveller,startedup,andsprangtothewindow。
  "Humph!"thoughtMr。Traveller,retiringapaceortwofromthebars。"AcompoundofNewgate,Bedlam,aDebtors’Prisonintheworsttime,achimney—sweep,amudlark,andtheNobleSavage!A
  niceoldfamily,theHermitfamily。Hah!"
  Mr。Travellerthoughtthis,ashesilentlyconfrontedthesootyobjectintheblanketandskewer(insobertruthitworenothingelse),withthemattedhairandthestaringeyes。Further,Mr。
  Travellerthought,astheeyesurveyedhimwithaveryobviouscuriosityinascertainingtheeffecttheyproduced,"Vanity,vanity,vanity!Verily,allisvanity!"
  "Whatisyourname,sir,andwheredoyoucomefrom?"askedMr。
  MopestheHermit——withanairofauthority,butintheordinaryhumanspeechofonewhohasbeentoschool。
  Mr。Travelleransweredtheinquiries。
  "Didyoucomehere,sir,toseeME?"
  "Idid。Iheardofyou,andIcametoseeyou。——Iknowyouliketobeseen。"Mr。Travellercoollythrewthelastwordsin,asamatterofcourse,toforestallanaffectationofresentmentorobjectionthathesawrisingbeneaththegreaseandgrimeoftheface。Theyhadtheireffect。
  "So,"saidtheHermit,afteramomentarysilence,unclaspingthebarsbywhichhehadpreviouslyheld,andseatinghimselfbehindthemontheledgeofthewindow,withhisbarelegsandfeetcrouchedup,"youknowIliketobeseen?"
  Mr。Travellerlookedabouthimforsomethingtositon,and,observingabilletofwoodinacorner,broughtitnearthewindow。
  Deliberatelyseatinghimselfuponit,heanswered,"Justso。"
  Eachlookedattheother,andeachappearedtotakesomepainstogetthemeasureoftheother。
  "ThenyouhavecometoaskmewhyIleadthislife,"saidtheHermit,frowninginastormymanner。"Inevertellthattoanyhumanbeing。Iwillnotbeaskedthat。"
  "Certainlyyouwillnotbeaskedthatbyme,"saidMr。Traveller,"forIhavenottheslightestdesiretoknow。"
  "Youareanuncouthman,"saidMr。MopestheHermit。
  "Youareanother,"saidMr。Traveller。
  TheHermit,whowasplainlyinthehabitofoverawinghisvisitorswiththenoveltyofhisfilthandhisblanketandskewer,glaredathispresentvisitorinsomediscomfitureandsurprise:asifhehadtakenaimathimwithasuregun,andhispiecehadmissedfire。
  "Whydoyoucomehereatall?"heasked,afterapause。
  "Uponmylife,"saidMr。Traveller,"Iwasmadetoaskmyselfthatveryquestiononlyafewminutesago——byaTinkertoo。"
  Asheglancedtowardsthegateinsayingit,theHermitglancedinthatdirectionlikewise。
  "Yes。Heislyingonhisbackinthesunlightoutside,"saidMr,Traveller,asifhehadbeenaskedconcerningtheman,"andhewon’tcomein;forhesays——andreallyveryreasonably——’WhatshouldI
  comeinfor?Icanseeadirtymananywhere。’"
  "Youareaninsolentperson。Goawayfrommypremises。Go!"saidtheHermit,inanimperiousandangrytone。
  "Come,come!"returnedMr。Traveller,quiteundisturbed。"Thisisalittletoomuch。Youarenotgoingtocallyourselfclean?Lookatyourlegs。Andastothesebeingyourpremises:—theyareinfartoodisgracefulaconditiontoclaimanyprivilegeofownership,oranythingelse。"
  TheHermitbounceddownfromhiswindow—ledge,andcasthimselfonhisbedofsootandcinders。
  "Iamnotgoing,"saidMr。Traveller,glancinginafterhim;"youwon’tgetridofmeinthatway。Youhadbettercomeandtalk。"
  "Iwon’ttalk,"saidtheHermit,flouncingroundtogethisbacktowardsthewindow。
  "ThenIwill,"saidMr。Traveller。"WhyshouldyoutakeitillthatIhavenocuriositytoknowwhyyoulivethishighlyabsurdandhighlyindecentlife?WhenIcontemplateamaninastateofdisease,surelythereisnomoralobligationonmetobeanxioustoknowhowhetookit。"
  Afterashortsilence,theHermitbouncedupagain,andcamebacktothebarredwindow。
  "What?Youarenotgone?"hesaid,affectingtohavesupposedthathewas。
  "Norgoing,"Mr。Travellerreplied:"Idesigntopassthissummerdayhere。"
  "Howdareyoucome,sir,uponmypromises——"theHermitwasreturning,whenhisvisitorinterruptedhim。
  "Really,youknow,youmustNOTtalkaboutyourpremises。Icannotallowsuchaplaceasthistobedignifiedwiththenameofpremises。"
  "Howdareyou,"saidtheHermit,shakinghisbars,"comeinatmygate,totauntmewithbeinginadiseasedstate?"
  "Why,Lordblessmysoul,"returnedtheother,verycomposedly,"youhavenotthefacetosaythatyouareinawholesomestate?Doallowmeagaintocallyourattentiontoyourlegs。Scrapeyourselfanywhere——withanything——andthentellmeyouareinawholesomestate。Thefactis,Mr。Mopes,thatyouarenotonlyaNuisance——"
  "ANuisance?"repeatedtheHermit,fiercely。
  "WhatisaplaceinthisobscenestateofdilapidationbutaNuisance?WhatisamaninyourobscenestateofdilapidationbutaNuisance?Then,asyouverywellknow,youcannotdowithoutanaudience,andyouraudienceisaNuisance。Youattractallthedisreputablevagabondsandprowlerswithintenmilesaround,byexhibitingyourselftotheminthatobjectionableblanket,andbythrowingcoppermoneyamongthem,andgivingthemdrinkoutofthoseverydirtyjarsandbottlesthatIseeinthere(theirstomachsneedbestrong!);andinshort,"saidMr。Traveller,summingupinaquietlyandcomfortablysettledmanner,"youareaNuisance,andthiskennelisaNuisance,andtheaudiencethatyoucannotpossiblydispensewithisaNuisance,andtheNuisanceisnotmerelyalocalNuisance,becauseitisageneralNuisancetoknowthatthereCANBE
  suchaNuisanceleftincivilisationsoverylongafteritstime。"
  "Willyougoaway?Ihaveaguninhere,"saidtheHermit。
  "Pooh!"
  "IHAVE!"
  "Now,Iputittoyou。DidIsayyouhadnot?Andastogoingaway,didn’tIsayIamnotgoingaway?YouhavemademeforgetwhereIwas。InowrememberthatIwasremarkingonyourconductbeingaNuisance。Moreover,itisinthelastandlowestdegreeinconsequentfoolishnessandweakness。"
  "Weakness?"echoedtheHermit。
  "Weakness,"saidMr。Traveller,withhisformercomfortablysettledfinalair。
  "Iweak,youfool?"criedtheHermit,"I,whohaveheldtomypurpose,andmydiet,andmyonlybedthere,alltheseyears?"
  "Themoretheyears,theweakeryou,"returnedMr。Traveller。
  "Thoughtheyearsarenotsomanyasfolkssay,andasyouwillinglytakecreditfor。Thecrustuponyourfaceisthickanddark,Mr。
  Mopes,butIcanseeenoughofyouthroughit,toseethatyouarestillayoungman。"
  "Inconsequentfoolishnessislunacy,Isuppose?"saidtheHermit。
  "Isupposeitisverylikeit,"answeredMr。Traveller。
  "DoIconverselikealunatic?"
  "Oneofustwomusthaveastrongpresumptionagainsthimofbeingone,whetherorno。Eitherthecleananddecorouslycladman,orthedirtyandindecorouslycladman。Idon’tsaywhich。"
  "Why,youself—sufficientbear,"saidtheHermit,"notadaypassesbutIamjustifiedinmypurposebytheconversationsIholdhere;
  notadaypassesbutIamshown,byeverythingIhearandseehere,howrightandstrongIaminholdingmypurpose。"
  Mr。Traveller,loungingeasilyonhisbilletofwood,tookoutapocketpipeandbegantofillit。"Now,thataman,"hesaid,appealingtothesummerskyashedidso,"thataman——evenbehindbars,inablanketandskewer——shouldtellmethathecansee,fromdaytoday,anyordersorconditionsofmen,women,orchildren,whocanbyanypossibilityteachhimthatitisanythingbutthemiserablestdrivellingforahumancreaturetoquarrelwithhissocialnature——nottogosofarastosay,torenouncehiscommonhumandecency,forthatisanextremecase;orwhocanteachhimthathecaninanywiseseparatehimselffromhiskindandthehabitsofhiskind,withoutbecomingadeterioratedspectaclecalculatedtogivetheDevil(andperhapsthemonkeys)pleasure,——issomethingwonderful!Irepeat,"saidMr。Traveller,beginningtosmoke,"theunreasoninghardihoodofitissomethingwonderful——eveninamanwiththedirtuponhimaninchortwothick——behindbars——
  inablanketandskewer!"
  TheHermitlookedathimirresolutely,andretiredtohissootandcindersandlaydown,andgotupagainandcametothebars,andagainlookedathimirresolutely,andfinallysaidwithsharpness:
  "Idon’tliketobacco。"
  "Idon’tlikedirt,"rejoinedMr。Traveller;"tobaccoisanexcellentdisinfectant。Weshallbothbethebetterformypipe。
  Itismyintentiontositherethroughthissummerday,untilthatblessedsummersunsinkslowinthewest,andtoshowyouwhatapoorcreatureyouare,throughthelipsofeverychancewayfarerwhomaycomeinatyourgate。"
  "Whatdoyoumean?"inquiredtheHermit,withafuriousair。
  "Imeanthatyonderisyourgate,andthereareyou,andhereamI;
  ImeanthatIknowittobeamoralimpossibilitythatanypersoncanstrayinatthatgatefromanypointofthecompass,withanysortofexperience,gainedatfirsthand,orderivedfromanother,thatcanconfutemeandjustifyyou。"
  "Youareanarrogantandboastfulhero,"saidtheHermit。"Youthinkyourselfprofoundlywise。"
  "Bah!"returnedMr。Traveller,quietlysmoking。"Thereislittlewisdominknowingthateverymanmustbeupanddoing,andthatallmankindaremadedependentononeanother。"
  "Youhavecompanionsoutside,"saidtheHermit。"Iamnottobeimposeduponbyyourassumedconfidenceinthepeoplewhomayenter。"
  "Adepraveddistrust,"returnedthevisitor,compassionatelyraisinghiseyebrows,"ofcoursebelongstoyourstate,Ican’thelpthat。"
  "Doyoumeantotellmeyouhavenoconfederates?"
  "ImeantotellyounothingbutwhatIhavetoldyou。WhatIhavetoldyouis,thatitisamoralimpossibilitythatanysonordaughterofAdamcanstandonthisgroundthatIputmyfooton,oronanygroundthatmortaltreads,andgainsaythehealthytenureonwhichweholdourexistence。"
  "Whichis,"sneeredtheHermit,"accordingtoyou——"
  "Whichis,"returnedtheother,"accordingtoEternalProvidence,thatwemustariseandwashourfacesanddoourgregariousworkandactandre—actononeanother,leavingonlytheidiotandthepalsiedtositblinkinginthecorner。Come!"apostrophisingthegate。"OpenSesame!Showhiseyesandgrievehisheart!Idon’tcarewhocomes,forIknowwhatmustcomeofit!"
  Withthat,hefacedroundalittleonhisbilletofwoodtowardsthegate;andMr。Mopes,theHermit,aftertwoorthreeridiculousbouncesofindecisionathisbedandbackagain,submittedtowhathecouldnothelphimselfagainst,andcoiledhimselfonhiswindow—
  ledge,holdingtohisbarsandlookingoutratheranxiously。
  CHAPTERVI——PICKINGUPMISSKIMMEENS{1}
  Thedaywasbythistimewaning,whenthegateagainopened,and,withthebrilliantgoldenlightthatstreamedfromthedecliningsunandtouchedtheverybarsofthesootycreature’sden,therepassedinalittlechild;alittlegirlwithbeautifulbrighthair。Sheworeaplainstrawhat,hadadoor—keyinherhand,andtrippedtowardsMr。Travellerasifshewerepleasedtoseehimandweregoingtoreposesomechildishconfidenceinhim,whenshecaughtsightofthefigurebehindthebars,andstartedbackinterror。
  "Don’tbealarmed,darling!"saidMr。Traveller,takingherbythehand。
  "Oh,butIdon’tlikeit!"urgedtheshrinkingchild;"it’sdreadful。"
  "Well!Idon’tlikeiteither,"saidMr。Traveller。
  "Whohasputitthere?"askedthelittlegirl。"Doesitbite?"
  "No,——onlybarks。Butcan’tyoumakeupyourmindtoseeit,mydear?"Forshewascoveringhereyes。
  "Ononono!"returnedthechild。"Icannotbeartolookatit!"
  Mr。Travellerturnedhisheadtowardshisfriendinthere,asmuchastoaskhimhowhelikedthatinstanceofhissuccess,andthentookthechildoutatthestillopengate,andstoodtalkingtoherforsomehalfanhourinthemellowsunlight。Atlengthhereturned,encouragingherassheheldhisarmwithbothherhands;
  andlayinghisprotectinghanduponherheadandsmoothingherprettyhair,headdressedhisfriendbehindthebarsasfollows:
  MissPupford’sestablishmentforsixyoungladiesoftenderyears,isanestablishmentofacompactnature,anestablishmentinminiature,quiteapocketestablishment。MissPupford,MissPupford’sassistantwiththeParisianaccent,MissPupford’scook,andMissPupford’shousemaid,completewhatMissPupfordcallstheeducationalanddomesticstaffofherLilliputianCollege。
  MissPupfordisoneofthemostamiableofhersex;itnecessarilyfollowsthatshepossessesasweettemper,andwouldowntothepossessionofagreatdealofsentimentifsheconsidereditquitereconcilablewithherdutytoparents。Deemingitnotinthebond,MissPupfordkeepsitasfaroutofsightasshecan——which(Godblessher!)isnotveryfar。