MissPupford’sassistantwiththeParisianaccent,mayberegardedasinsomesortaninspiredlady,forsheneverconversedwithaParisian,andwasneveroutofEngland——exceptonceinthepleasure—
boatLively,intheforeignwatersthatebbandflowtwomilesoffMargateathighwater。EvenunderthosegeographicallyfavourablecircumstancesfortheacquisitionoftheFrenchlanguageinitsutmostpolitenessandpurity,MissPupford’sassistantdidnotfullyprofitbytheopportunity;forthepleasure—boat,Lively,sostronglyasserteditstitletoitsnameonthatoccasion,thatshewasreducedtotheconditionoflyinginthebottomoftheboatpicklinginbrine——asifshewerebeingsalteddownfortheuseoftheNavy——undergoingatthesametimegreatmentalalarm,corporealdistress,andclear—starchingderangement。
WhenMissPupfordandherassistantfirstforegathered,isnotknowntomen,orpupils。But,itwaslongago。Abeliefwouldhaveestablisheditselfamongpupilsthatthetwooncewenttoschooltogether,wereitnotforthedifficultyandaudacityofimaginingMissPupfordbornwithoutmittens,andwithoutafront,andwithoutabitofgoldwireamongherfrontteeth,andwithoutlittledabsofpowderonherneatlittlefaceandnose。Indeed,wheneverMissPupfordgivesalittlelectureonthemythologyofthemisguidedheathens(alwayscarefullyexcludingCupidfromrecognition),andtellshowMinervasprang,perfectlyequipped,fromthebrainofJupiter,sheishalfsupposedtohint,"SoImyselfcameintotheworld,completelyupinPinnock,Mangnall,Tables,andtheuseoftheGlobes。"
Howbeit,MissPupfordandMissPupford’sassistantareoldoldfriends。Anditisthoughtbypupilsthat,afterpupilsaregonetobed,theyevencalloneanotherbytheirchristiannamesinthequietlittleparlour。For,onceuponatimeonathunderousafternoon,whenMissPupfordfaintedawaywithoutnotice,MissPupford’sassistant(neverheard,beforeorsince,toaddressherotherwisethanasMissPupford)rantoher,cryingout,"MydearestEuphemia!"AndEuphemiaisMissPupford’schristiannameonthesampler(datepickedout)hangingupintheCollege—hall,wherethetwopeacocks,terrifiedtodeathbysomeGermantextthatiswaddlingdown—hillafterthemoutofacottage,arescuttlingawaytohidetheirprofilesintwoimmensebean—stalksgrowingoutofflower—pots。
Also,thereisanotionlatentamongpupils,thatMissPupfordwasonceinlove,andthatthebelovedobjectstillmovesuponthisball。Also,thatheisapubliccharacter,andapersonageofvastconsequence。Also,thatMissPupford’sassistantknowsallaboutit。For,sometimesofanafternoonwhenMissPupfordhasbeenreadingthepaperthroughherlittlegoldeye—glass(itisnecessarytoreaditonthespot,astheboycallsforit,withill—
conditionedpunctuality,inanhour),shehasbecomeagitated,andhassaidtoherassistant"G!"ThenMissPupford’sassistanthasgonetoMissPupford,andMissPupfordhaspointedout,withhereye—glass,Ginthepaper,andthenMissPupford’sassistanthasreadaboutG,andhasshownsympathy。Sostimulatedhasthepupil—
mindbeeninitstimetocuriosityonthesubjectofG,thatonce,undertemporarycircumstancesfavourabletotheboldsally,onefearlesspupildidactuallyobtainpossessionofthepaper,andrangealloveritinsearchofG,whohadbeendiscoveredthereinbyMissPupfordnottenminutesbefore。ButnoGcouldbeidentified,exceptonecapitaloffenderwhohadbeenexecutedinastateofgreathardihood,anditwasnottobesupposedthatMissPupfordcouldeverhavelovedHIM。Besides,hecouldn’tbealwaysbeingexecuted。Besides,hegotintothepaperagain,alive,withinamonth。
Onthewhole,itissuspectedbythepupil—mindthatGisashortchubbyoldgentleman,withlittleblacksealing—waxbootsuptohisknees,whomasharplyobservantpupil,MissLinx,whensheoncewenttoTunbridgeWellswithMissPupfordfortheholidays,reportedonherreturn(privatelyandconfidentially)tohaveseencomecaperinguptoMissPupfordonthePromenade,andtohavedetectedintheactofsqueezingMissPupford’shand,andtohaveheardpronouncethewords,"CruelEuphemia,everthine!"——orsomethinglikethat。MissLinxhazardedaguessthathemightbeHouseofCommons,orMoneyMarket,orCourtCircular,orFashionableMovements;whichwouldaccountforhisgettingintothepapersooften。But,itwasfatallyobjectedbythepupil—mind,thatnoneofthosenotabilitiescouldpossiblybespeltwithaG。
Thereareotheroccasions,closelywatchedandperfectlycomprehendedbythepupil—mind,whenMissPupfordimpartswithmysterytoherassistantthatthereisspecialexcitementinthemorningpaper。Theseoccasionsare,whenMissPupfordfindsanoldpupilcomingoutundertheheadofBirths,orMarriages。
AffectionatetearsareinvariablyseeninMissPupford’smeeklittleeyeswhenthisisthecase;andthepupil—mind,perceivingthatitsorderhasdistinguisheditself——thoughthefactisnevermentionedbyMissPupford——becomeselevated,andfeelsthatitlikewiseisreservedforgreatness。
MissPupford’sassistantwiththeParisianaccenthasalittlemorebonethanMissPupford,butisofthesametrimorderlydiminutivecast,and,fromlongcontemplation,admiration,andimitationofMissPupford,hasgrownlikeher。BeingentirelydevotedtoMissPupford,andhavingaprettytalentforpencil—drawing,sheoncemadeaportraitofthatlady:whichwassoinstantlyidentifiedandhailedbythepupils,thatitwasdoneonstoneatfiveshillings。
Surelythesoftestandmilkieststonethateverwasquarried,receivedthatlikenessofMissPupford!Thelinesofherplacidlittlenosearesoundecidedinitthatstrangerstotheworkofartareobservedtobeexceedinglyperplexedastowherethenosegoesto,andinvoluntarilyfeeltheirownnosesinadisconcertedmanner。
MissPupfordbeingrepresentedinastateofdejectionatanopenwindow,ruminatingoverabowlofgoldfish,thepupil—mindhassettledthatthebowlwaspresentedbyG,andthathewreathedthebowlwithflowersofsoul,andthatMissPupfordisdepictedaswaitingforhimonamemorableoccasionwhenhewasbehindhistime。
TheapproachofthelastMidsummerholidayshadaparticularinterestforthepupil—mind,byreasonofitsknowingthatMissPupfordwasbidden,ontheseconddayofthoseholidays,tothenuptialsofaformerpupil。Asitwasimpossibletoconcealthefact——soextensivewerethedress—makingpreparations——MissPupfordopenlyannouncedit。But,shehelditduetoparentstomaketheannouncementwithanairofgentlemelancholy,asifmarriagewere(asindeeditexceptionallyhasbeen)ratheracalamity。Withanairofsoftenedresignationandpity,therefore,MissPupfordwentonwithherpreparations:andmeanwhilenopupileverwentup—
stairs,orcamedown,withoutpeepinginatthedoorofMissPupford’sbedroom(whenMissPupfordwasn’tthere),andbringingbacksomesurprisingintelligenceconcerningthebonnet。
Theextensivepreparationsbeingcompletedonthedaybeforetheholidays,anunanimousentreatywaspreferredtoMissPupfordbythepupil—mind——findingexpressionthroughMissPupford’sassistant——
thatshewoulddeigntoappearinallhersplendour。MissPupfordconsenting,presentedalovelyspectacle。Andalthoughtheoldestpupilwasbarelythirteen,everyoneofthesixbecameintwominutesperfectintheshape,cut,colour,price,andquality,ofeveryarticleMissPupfordwore。
Thusdelightfullyusheredin,theholidaysbegan。FiveofthesixpupilskissedlittleKittyKimmeenstwentytimesover(roundtotal,onehundredtimes,forshewasverypopular),andsowenthome。
MissKittyKimmeensremainedbehind,forherrelationsandfriendswereallinIndia,faraway。Aself—helpfulsteadylittlechildisMissKittyKimmeens:adimpledchildtoo,andaloving。
So,thegreatmarriage—daycame,andMissPupford,quiteasmuchflutteredasanybridecouldbe(G!thoughtMissKittyKimmeens),wentaway,splendidtobehold,inthecarriagethatwassentforher。ButnotMissPupfordonlywentaway;forMissPupford’sassistantwentawaywithher,onadutifulvisittoanageduncle——
thoughsurelythevenerablegentlemancouldn’tliveinthegalleryofthechurchwherethemarriagewastobe,thoughtMissKittyKimmeens——andyetMissPupford’sassistanthadletoutthatshewasgoingthere。Wherethecookwasgoing,didn’tappear,butshegenerallyconveyedtoMissKimmeensthatshewasbound,ratheragainstherwill,onapilgrimagetoperformsomepiousofficethatrenderednewribbonsnecessarytoherbestbonnet,andalsosandalstohershoes。
"Soyousee,"saidthehousemaid,whentheywereallgone,"there’snobodyleftinthehousebutyouandme,MissKimmeens。"
"Nobodyelse,"saidMissKittyKimmeens,shakinghercurlsalittlesadly。"Nobody!"
"Andyouwouldn’tlikeyourBellatogotoo;wouldyou,MissKimmeens?"saidthehousemaid。(ShebeingBella。)
"N—no,"answeredlittleMissKimmeens。
"YourpoorBellaisforcedtostaywithyou,whethershelikesitornot;ain’tshe,MissKimmeens?"
"DON’Tyoulikeit?"inquiredKitty。
"Why,you’resuchadarling,Miss,thatitwouldbeunkindofyourBellatomakeobjections。Yetmybrother—in—lawhasbeentookunexpectedbadbythismorning’spost。AndyourpoorBellaismuchattachedtohim,lettingaloneherfavouritesister,MissKimmeens。"
"Isheveryill?"askedlittleKitty。
"YourpoorBellahasherfearsso,MissKimmeens,"returnedthehousemaid,withherapronathereyes。"Itwasbuthisinside,itistrue,butitmightmount,andthedoctorsaidthatifitmountedhewouldn’tanswer。"HerethehousemaidwassoovercomethatKittyadministeredtheonlycomfortshehadready:whichwasakiss。
"Ifithadn’tbeenfordisappointingCook,dearMissKimmeens,"saidthehousemaid,"yourBellawouldhaveaskedhertostaywithyou。
ForCookissweetcompany,MissKimmeens,muchmoresothanyourownpoorBella。"
"Butyouareverynice,Bella。"
"YourBellacouldwishtobeso,MissKimmeens,"returnedthehousemaid,"butsheknowsfullwellthatitdonotlayinherpowerthisday。"
Withwhichdespondentconviction,thehousemaiddrewaheavysigh,andshookherhead,anddroppeditononeside。
"IfithadbeenanywaysrighttodisappointCook,"shepursued,inacontemplativeandabstractedmanner,"itmighthavebeensoeasydone!Icouldhavegottomybrother—in—law’s,andhadthebestpartofthedaythere,andgotback,longbeforeourladiescomehomeatnight,andneithertheonenortheotherofthemneedneverhaveknownit。NotthatMissPupfordwouldatallobject,butthatitmightputherout,beingtender—hearted。Hows’ever,yourownpoorBella,MissKimmeens,"saidthehousemaid,rousingherself,"isforcedtostaywithyou,andyou’reapreciouslove,ifnotaliberty。"
"Bella,"saidlittleKitty,afterashortsilence。
"CallyourownpoorBella,yourBella,dear,"thehousemaidbesoughther。
"MyBella,then。"
"Blessyourconsiderateheart!"saidthehousemaid。
"Ifyouwouldnotmindleavingme,Ishouldnotmindbeingleft。I
amnotafraidtostayinthehousealone。Andyouneednotbeuneasyonmyaccount,forIwouldbeverycarefultodonoharm。"
"O!Astoharm,youmorethansweetest,ifnotaliberty,"
exclaimedthehousemaid,inarapture,"yourBellacouldtrustyouanywhere,beingsosteady,andsoanswerable。Theoldestheadinthishouse(meandCooksays),butforitsbrighthair,isMissKimmeens。Butno,Iwillnotleaveyou;foryouwouldthinkyourBellaunkind。"
"ButifyouaremyBella,youMUSTgo,"returnedthechild。
"MustI?"saidthehousemaid,rising,onthewholewithalacrity。
"Whatmustbe,mustbe,MissKimmeens。YourownpoorBellaactsaccording,thoughunwilling。Butgoorstay,yourownpoorBellalovesyou,MissKimmeens。"
Itwascertainlygo,andnotstay,forwithinfiveminutesMissKimmeens’sownpoorBella——somuchimprovedinpointofspiritsastohavegrownalmostsanguineonthesubjectofherbrother—in—law——
wentherway,inapparelthatseemedtohavebeenexpresslypreparedforsomefestiveoccasion。Sucharethechangesofthisfleetingworld,andsoshort—sightedarewepoormortals!
Whenthehousedoorclosedwithabangandashake,itseemedtoMissKimmeenstobeaveryheavyhousedoor,shuttingherupinawildernessofahouse。But,MissKimmeensbeing,asbeforestated,ofaself—reliantandmethodicalcharacter,presentlybegantoparceloutthelongsummer—daybeforeher。
Andfirstshethoughtshewouldgoalloverthehouse,tomakequitesurethatnobodywithagreat—coatonandacarving—knifeinit,hadgotunderoneofthebedsorintooneofthecupboards。Notthatshehadeverbeforebeentroubledbytheimageofanybodyarmedwithagreat—coatandacarving—knife,butthatitseemedtohavebeenshakenintoexistencebytheshakeandthebangofthegreatstreet—
door,reverberatingthroughthesolitaryhouse。So,littleMissKimmeenslookedunderthefiveemptybedsofthefivedepartedpupils,andlooked,underherownbed,andlookedunderMissPupford’sbed,andlookedunderMissPupford’sassistantsbed。Andwhenshehaddonethis,andwasmakingthetourofthecupboards,thedisagreeablethoughtcameintoheryounghead,Whataveryalarmingthingitwouldbetofindsomebodywithamaskon,likeGuyFawkes,hidingboltuprightinacornerandpretendingnottobealive!However,MissKimmeenshavingfinishedherinspectionwithoutmakinganysuchuncomfortablediscovery,satdowninhertidylittlemannertoneedlework,andbeganstitchingawayatagreatrate。
Thesilenceallabouthersoongrewveryoppressive,andthemoresobecauseoftheoddinconsistencythatthemoresilentitwas,themorenoisestherewere。Thenoiseofherownneedleandthreadasshestitched,wasinfinitelylouderinherearsthanthestitchingofallthesixpupils,andofMissPupford,andofMissPupford’sassistant,allstitchingawayatonceonahighlyemulativeafternoon。Then,theschoolroomclockconducteditselfinawayinwhichithadneverconducteditselfbefore——felllame,somehow,andyetpersistedinrunningonashardandasloudasitcould:theconsequenceofwhichbehaviourwas,thatitstaggeredamongtheminutesinastateofthegreatestconfusion,andknockedthemaboutinalldirectionswithoutappearingtogetonwithitsregularwork。
Perhapsthisalarmedthestairs;butbethatasitmight,theybegantocreakinamostunusualmanner,andthenthefurniturebegantocrack,andthenpoorlittleMissKimmeens,notlikingthefurtiveaspectofthingsingeneral,begantosingasshestitched。But,itwasnotherownvoicethatsheheard——itwassomebodyelsemakingbelievetobeKitty,andsingingexcessivelyflat,withoutanyheart——soasthatwouldnevermendmatters,sheleftoffagain。
By—and—bythestitchingbecamesopalpableafailurethatMissKittyKimmeensfoldedherworkneatly,andputitawayinitsbox,andgaveitup。Thenthequestionaroseaboutreading。Butno;thebookthatwassodelightfulwhentherewassomebodyshelovedforhereyestofallonwhentheyrosefromthepage,hadnotmoreheartinitthanherownsingingnow。Thebookwenttoitsshelfastheneedleworkhadgonetoitsbox,and,sincesomethingMUSTbedone——
thoughtthechild,"I’llgoputmyroomtorights。"
Shesharedherroomwithherdearestlittlefriendamongtheotherfivepupils,andwhythenshouldshenowconceivealurkingdreadofthelittlefriend’sbedstead?Butshedid。Therewasastealthyairaboutitsinnocentwhitecurtains,andtherewereevendarkhintsofadeadgirllyingunderthecoverlet。Thegreatwantofhumancompany,thegreatneedofahumanface,begannowtoexpressitselfinthefacilitywithwhichthefurnitureputonstrangeexaggeratedresemblancestohumanlooks。Achairwithamenacingfrownwashorriblyoutoftemperinacorner;amostviciouschestofdrawerssnarledatherfrombetweenthewindows。Itwasnorelieftoescapefromthosemonsterstothelooking—glass,forthereflectionsaid,"What?Isthatyouallalonethere?Howyoustare!"Andthebackgroundwasallagreatvoidstareaswell。
Thedaydraggedon,draggingKittywithitveryslowlybythehairofherhead,untilitwastimetoeat。Thereweregoodprovisionsinthepantry,buttheirrightflavourandrelishhadevaporatedwiththefivepupils,andMissPupford,andMissPupford’sassistant,andthecookandhousemaid。Wherewastheuseoflayingtheclothsymmetricallyforonesmallguest,whohadgoneoneversincethemorninggrowingsmallerandsmaller,whiletheemptyhousehadgoneonswellinglargerandlarger?TheveryGracecameoutwrong,forwhowere"we"whoweregoingtoreceiveandbethankful?
So,MissKimmeenswasNOTthankful,andfoundherselftakingherdinnerinveryslovenlystyle——gobblingitup,inshort,ratherafterthemanneroftheloweranimals,nottoparticularisethepigs。
But,thiswasbynomeanstheworstofthechangewroughtoutinthenaturallylovingandcheerylittlecreatureasthesolitarydayworeon。Shebegantobroodandbesuspicious。Shediscoveredthatshewasfullofwrongsandinjuries。Allthepeoplesheknew,gottaintedbyherlonelythoughtsandturnedbad。
ItwasallverywellforPapa,awidowerinIndia,tosendherhometobeeducated,andtopayahandsomeroundsumeveryyearforhertoMissPupford,andtowritecharmingletterstohisdarlinglittledaughter;butwhatdidhecareforherbeingleftbyherself,whenhewas(asnodoubthealwayswas)enjoyinghimselfincompanyfrommorningtillnight?Perhapsheonlysentherhere,afterall,togetheroutoftheway。Itlookedlikeit——lookedlikeitto—day,thatis,forshehadneverdreamedofsuchathingbefore。
Andthisoldpupilwhowasbeingmarried。Itwasunsupportablyconceitedandselfishintheoldpupiltobemarried。Shewasveryvain,andverygladtoshowoff;butitwashighlyprobablethatshewasn’tpretty;andevenifshewerepretty(whichMissKimmeensnowtotallydenied),shehadnobusinesstobemarried;and,evenifmarriagewereconceded,shehadnobusinesstoaskMissPupfordtoherwedding。AstoMissPupford,shewastoooldtogotoanywedding。Sheoughttoknowthat。Shehadmuchbetterattendtoherbusiness。Shehadthoughtshelookedniceinthemorning,butshedidn’tlooknice。Shewasastupidoldthing。Gwasanotherstupidoldthing。MissPupford’sassistantwasanother。Theywereallstupidoldthingstogether。
Morethanthat:itbegantobeobviousthatthiswasaplot。Theyhadsaidtooneanother,"NevermindKitty;yougetoff,andI’llgetoff;andwe’llleaveKittytolookafterherself。Whocaresforher?"Tobesuretheywererightinthatquestion;forwhoDIDcareforher,apoorlittlelonelythingagainstwhomtheyallplannedandplotted?Nobody,nobody!HereKittysobbed。
Atallothertimesshewasthepetofthewholehouse,andlovedherfivecompanionsinreturnwithachild’stenderestandmostingenuousattachment;butnow,thefivecompanionsputonuglycolours,andappearedforthefirsttimeunderasullencloud。
Theretheywere,allattheirhomesthatday,beingmademuchof,beingtakenout,beingspoiltandmadedisagreeable,andcaringnothingforher。Itwasliketheirartfulselfishnessalwaystotellherwhentheycameback,underpretenceofconfidenceandfriendship,allthosedetailsaboutwheretheyhadbeen,andwhattheyhaddoneandseen,andhowoftentheyhadsaid,"O!IfwehadonlydarlinglittleKittyhere!"Hereindeed!Idaresay!Whentheycamebackaftertheholidays,theywereusedtobeingreceivedbyKitty,andtosayingthatcomingtoKittywaslikecomingtoanotherhome。Verywellthen,whydidtheygoaway?Ifthemeantit,whydidtheygoaway?Letthemanswerthat。Buttheydidn’tmeanit,andcouldn’tanswerthat,andtheydidn’ttellthetruth,andpeoplewhodidn’ttellthetruthwerehateful。Whentheycamebacknexttime,theyshouldbereceivedinanewmanner;theyshouldbeavoidedandshunned。
Andthere,thewhileshesatallalonerevolvinghowillshewasused,andhowmuchbettershewasthanthepeoplewhowerenotalone,theweddingbreakfastwasgoingon:noquestionofit!Withanastygreatbride—cake,andwiththoseridiculousorange—flowers,andwiththatconceitedbride,andthathideousbridegroom,andthoseheartlessbridesmaids,andMissPupfordstuckupatthetable!
Theythoughttheywereenjoyingthemselves,butitwouldcomehometothemonedaytohavethoughtso。Theywouldallbedeadinafewyears,letthemenjoythemselveseversomuch。Itwasareligiouscomforttoknowthat。
Itwassuchacomforttoknowit,thatlittleMissKittyKimmeenssuddenlysprangfromthechairinwhichshehadbeenmusinginacorner,andcriedout,"Othoseenviousthoughtsarenotmine,O
thiswickedcreatureisn’tme!Helpme,somebody!Igowrong,alonebymyweakself!Helpme,anybody!"
"——MissKimmeensisnotaprofessedphilosopher,sir,"saidMr。
Traveller,presentingheratthebarredwindow,andsmoothinghershininghair,"butIapprehendtherewassometinctureofphilosophyinherwords,andinthepromptactionwithwhichshefollowedthem。
Thatactionwas,toemergefromherunnaturalsolitude,andlookabroadforwholesomesympathy,tobestowandtoreceive。Herfootstepsstrayedtothisgate,bringingherherebychance,asanappositecontrasttoyou。Thechildcameout,sir。Ifyouhavethewisdomtolearnfromachild(butIdoubtit,forthatrequiresmorewisdomthanoneinyourconditionwouldseemtopossess),youcannotdobetterthanimitatethechild,andcomeouttoo——fromthatverydemoralisinghutchofyours。"
CHAPTERVII——PICKINGUPTHETINKER
Itwasnowsunset。TheHermithadbetakenhimselftohisbedofcindershalfanhourago,andlyingonitinhisblanketandskewerwithhisbacktothewindow,tooknotthesmallestheedoftheappealaddressedtohim。
Allthathadbeensaidforthelasttwohours,hadbeensaidtoatinklingaccompanimentperformedbytheTinker,whohadgottoworkuponsomevillager’spotorkettle,andwasworkingbrisklyoutside。
Thismusicstillcontinuing,seemedtoputitintoMr。Traveller’smindtohaveanotherwordortwowiththeTinker。So,holdingMissKimmeens(withwhomhewasnowonthemostfriendlyterms)bythehand,hewentoutatthegatetowheretheTinkerwasseatedathisworkonthepatchofgrassontheoppositesideoftheroad,withhiswalletoftoolsopenbeforehim,andhislittlefiresmoking。
"Iamgladtoseeyouemployed,"saidMr。Traveller。
"IamgladtoBEemployed,"returnedtheTinker,lookingupasheputthefinishingtouchestohisjob。"Butwhyareyouglad?"
IthoughtyouwerealazyfellowwhenIsawyouthismorning。"
"Iwasonlydisgusted,"saidtheTinker。
"Doyoumeanwiththefineweather?"
"Withthefineweather?"repeatedtheTinker,staring。
"Youtoldmeyouwerenotparticularastoweather,andIthought——"
"Ha,ha!Howshouldsuchasmegeton,ifweWASparticularastoweather?Wemusttakeitasitcomes,andmakethebestofit。
There’ssomethinggoodinallweathers。Ifitdon’thappentobegoodformyworkto—day,it’sgoodforsomeotherman’sto—day,andwillcomeroundtometo—morrow。Wemustalllive。"
"Prayshakehands,"saidMr。Traveller。
"Takecare,sir,"wastheTinker’scaution,ashereacheduphishandinsurprise;"theblackcomesoff。"
"Iamgladofit,"saidMr。Traveller。"Ihavebeenforseveralhoursamongotherblackthatdoesnotcomeoff。"
"YouarespeakingofTominthere?"
"Yes。"
"Wellnow,"saidtheTinker,blowingthedustoffhisjob:whichwasfinished。"Ain’titenoughtodisgustapig,ifhecouldgivehismindtoit?"
"Ifhecouldgivehismindtoit,"returnedtheother,smiling,"theprobabilityisthathewouldn’tbeapig。"
"Thereyouclenchthenail,"returnedtheTinker。"Thenwhat’stobesaidforTom?"
"Truly,verylittle。"
"Trulynothingyoumean,sir,"saidtheTinker,asheputawayhistools。
"Abetteranswer,and(Ifreelyacknowledge)mymeaning。Iinferthathewasthecauseofyourdisgust?"
"Why,look’eehere,sir,"saidtheTinker,risingtohisfeet,andwipinghisfaceonthecornerofhisblackapronenergetically;"I
leaveyoutojudge!——Iaskyou!——LastnightIhasajobthatneedstobedoneinthenight,andIworksallnight。Well,there’snothinginthat。ButthismorningIcomesalongthisroadhere,lookingforasunnyandsoftspottosleepin,andIseesthisdesolationandruination。I’velivedmyselfindesolationandruination;Iknowsmanyafellow—creeturthat’sforcedtolivelifelongindesolationandruination;andIsitsmedownandtakespityonit,asIcastsmyeyesabout。Thencomesupthelong—windedoneasItoldyouof,fromthatgate,andspinshimselfoutlikeasilkwormconcerningtheDonkey(ifmyDonkeyathomewillexcuseme)
ashasmadeitall——madeitofhisownchoice!Andtellsme,ifyouplease,ofhislikewisechoosingtogoraggedandnaked,andgrimy——
maskerading,mountebanking,inwhatistherealhardlotofthousandsandthousands!Why,thenIsayit’saunbearableandnonsensicalpieceofinconsistency,andI’mdisgusted。I’mashamedanddisgusted!"
"Iwishyouwouldcomeandlookathim,"saidMr。Traveller,clappingtheTinkerontheshoulder。
"NotI,sir,"herejoined。"Iain’tagoingtoflatterhimupbylookingathim!"
"Butheisasleep。"
"Areyousureheisasleep?"askedtheTinker,withanunwillingair,asheshoulderedhiswallet。
"Sure。"
"ThenI’lllookathimforaquarterofaminute,"saidtheTinker,"sinceyousomuchwishit;butnotamomentlonger。"
Theyallthreewentbackacrosstheroad;and,throughthebarredwindow,bythedyingglowofthesunsetcominginatthegate——whichthechildheldopenforitsadmission——hecouldbeprettyclearlydiscernedlyingonhisbed。
"Youseehim?"askedMr。Traveller。
"Yes,"returnedtheTinker,"andhe’sworsethanIthoughthim。"
Mr。Travellerthenwhisperedinfewwordswhathehaddonesincemorning;andaskedtheTinkerwhathethoughtofthat?
"Ithink,"returnedtheTinker,asheturnedfromthewindow,"thatyou’vewastedadayonhim。"
"Ithinksotoo;thoughnot,Ihope,uponmyself。DoyouhappentobegoinganywherenearthePealofBells?"
"That’smydirectway,sir,"saidtheTinker。
"Iinviteyoutosupperthere。AndasIlearnfromthisyoungladythatshegoessomethree—quartersofamileinthesamedirection,wewilldropherontheroad,andwewillsparetimetokeephercompanyathergardengateuntilherownBellacomeshome。"
So,Mr。Traveller,andthechild,andtheTinker,wentalongveryamicablyinthesweet—scentedevening;andthemoralwithwhichtheTinkerdismissedthesubjectwas,thathesaidinhistradethatmetalthatrottedforwantofuse,hadbetterbelefttorot,andcouldn’trottoosoon,consideringhowmuchtruemetalrottedfromover—useandhardservice。
Footnotes:
{1}Dickensdidn’twritechapters2to5andtheyareomittedinthisedition。