MissPupford’sassistantwiththeParisianaccent,mayberegardedasinsomesortaninspiredlady,forsheneverconversedwithaParisian,andwasneveroutofEngland——exceptonceinthepleasure—
  boatLively,intheforeignwatersthatebbandflowtwomilesoffMargateathighwater。EvenunderthosegeographicallyfavourablecircumstancesfortheacquisitionoftheFrenchlanguageinitsutmostpolitenessandpurity,MissPupford’sassistantdidnotfullyprofitbytheopportunity;forthepleasure—boat,Lively,sostronglyasserteditstitletoitsnameonthatoccasion,thatshewasreducedtotheconditionoflyinginthebottomoftheboatpicklinginbrine——asifshewerebeingsalteddownfortheuseoftheNavy——undergoingatthesametimegreatmentalalarm,corporealdistress,andclear—starchingderangement。
  WhenMissPupfordandherassistantfirstforegathered,isnotknowntomen,orpupils。But,itwaslongago。Abeliefwouldhaveestablisheditselfamongpupilsthatthetwooncewenttoschooltogether,wereitnotforthedifficultyandaudacityofimaginingMissPupfordbornwithoutmittens,andwithoutafront,andwithoutabitofgoldwireamongherfrontteeth,andwithoutlittledabsofpowderonherneatlittlefaceandnose。Indeed,wheneverMissPupfordgivesalittlelectureonthemythologyofthemisguidedheathens(alwayscarefullyexcludingCupidfromrecognition),andtellshowMinervasprang,perfectlyequipped,fromthebrainofJupiter,sheishalfsupposedtohint,"SoImyselfcameintotheworld,completelyupinPinnock,Mangnall,Tables,andtheuseoftheGlobes。"
  Howbeit,MissPupfordandMissPupford’sassistantareoldoldfriends。Anditisthoughtbypupilsthat,afterpupilsaregonetobed,theyevencalloneanotherbytheirchristiannamesinthequietlittleparlour。For,onceuponatimeonathunderousafternoon,whenMissPupfordfaintedawaywithoutnotice,MissPupford’sassistant(neverheard,beforeorsince,toaddressherotherwisethanasMissPupford)rantoher,cryingout,"MydearestEuphemia!"AndEuphemiaisMissPupford’schristiannameonthesampler(datepickedout)hangingupintheCollege—hall,wherethetwopeacocks,terrifiedtodeathbysomeGermantextthatiswaddlingdown—hillafterthemoutofacottage,arescuttlingawaytohidetheirprofilesintwoimmensebean—stalksgrowingoutofflower—pots。
  Also,thereisanotionlatentamongpupils,thatMissPupfordwasonceinlove,andthatthebelovedobjectstillmovesuponthisball。Also,thatheisapubliccharacter,andapersonageofvastconsequence。Also,thatMissPupford’sassistantknowsallaboutit。For,sometimesofanafternoonwhenMissPupfordhasbeenreadingthepaperthroughherlittlegoldeye—glass(itisnecessarytoreaditonthespot,astheboycallsforit,withill—
  conditionedpunctuality,inanhour),shehasbecomeagitated,andhassaidtoherassistant"G!"ThenMissPupford’sassistanthasgonetoMissPupford,andMissPupfordhaspointedout,withhereye—glass,Ginthepaper,andthenMissPupford’sassistanthasreadaboutG,andhasshownsympathy。Sostimulatedhasthepupil—
  mindbeeninitstimetocuriosityonthesubjectofG,thatonce,undertemporarycircumstancesfavourabletotheboldsally,onefearlesspupildidactuallyobtainpossessionofthepaper,andrangealloveritinsearchofG,whohadbeendiscoveredthereinbyMissPupfordnottenminutesbefore。ButnoGcouldbeidentified,exceptonecapitaloffenderwhohadbeenexecutedinastateofgreathardihood,anditwasnottobesupposedthatMissPupfordcouldeverhavelovedHIM。Besides,hecouldn’tbealwaysbeingexecuted。Besides,hegotintothepaperagain,alive,withinamonth。
  Onthewhole,itissuspectedbythepupil—mindthatGisashortchubbyoldgentleman,withlittleblacksealing—waxbootsuptohisknees,whomasharplyobservantpupil,MissLinx,whensheoncewenttoTunbridgeWellswithMissPupfordfortheholidays,reportedonherreturn(privatelyandconfidentially)tohaveseencomecaperinguptoMissPupfordonthePromenade,andtohavedetectedintheactofsqueezingMissPupford’shand,andtohaveheardpronouncethewords,"CruelEuphemia,everthine!"——orsomethinglikethat。MissLinxhazardedaguessthathemightbeHouseofCommons,orMoneyMarket,orCourtCircular,orFashionableMovements;whichwouldaccountforhisgettingintothepapersooften。But,itwasfatallyobjectedbythepupil—mind,thatnoneofthosenotabilitiescouldpossiblybespeltwithaG。
  Thereareotheroccasions,closelywatchedandperfectlycomprehendedbythepupil—mind,whenMissPupfordimpartswithmysterytoherassistantthatthereisspecialexcitementinthemorningpaper。Theseoccasionsare,whenMissPupfordfindsanoldpupilcomingoutundertheheadofBirths,orMarriages。
  AffectionatetearsareinvariablyseeninMissPupford’smeeklittleeyeswhenthisisthecase;andthepupil—mind,perceivingthatitsorderhasdistinguisheditself——thoughthefactisnevermentionedbyMissPupford——becomeselevated,andfeelsthatitlikewiseisreservedforgreatness。
  MissPupford’sassistantwiththeParisianaccenthasalittlemorebonethanMissPupford,butisofthesametrimorderlydiminutivecast,and,fromlongcontemplation,admiration,andimitationofMissPupford,hasgrownlikeher。BeingentirelydevotedtoMissPupford,andhavingaprettytalentforpencil—drawing,sheoncemadeaportraitofthatlady:whichwassoinstantlyidentifiedandhailedbythepupils,thatitwasdoneonstoneatfiveshillings。
  Surelythesoftestandmilkieststonethateverwasquarried,receivedthatlikenessofMissPupford!Thelinesofherplacidlittlenosearesoundecidedinitthatstrangerstotheworkofartareobservedtobeexceedinglyperplexedastowherethenosegoesto,andinvoluntarilyfeeltheirownnosesinadisconcertedmanner。
  MissPupfordbeingrepresentedinastateofdejectionatanopenwindow,ruminatingoverabowlofgoldfish,thepupil—mindhassettledthatthebowlwaspresentedbyG,andthathewreathedthebowlwithflowersofsoul,andthatMissPupfordisdepictedaswaitingforhimonamemorableoccasionwhenhewasbehindhistime。
  TheapproachofthelastMidsummerholidayshadaparticularinterestforthepupil—mind,byreasonofitsknowingthatMissPupfordwasbidden,ontheseconddayofthoseholidays,tothenuptialsofaformerpupil。Asitwasimpossibletoconcealthefact——soextensivewerethedress—makingpreparations——MissPupfordopenlyannouncedit。But,shehelditduetoparentstomaketheannouncementwithanairofgentlemelancholy,asifmarriagewere(asindeeditexceptionallyhasbeen)ratheracalamity。Withanairofsoftenedresignationandpity,therefore,MissPupfordwentonwithherpreparations:andmeanwhilenopupileverwentup—
  stairs,orcamedown,withoutpeepinginatthedoorofMissPupford’sbedroom(whenMissPupfordwasn’tthere),andbringingbacksomesurprisingintelligenceconcerningthebonnet。
  Theextensivepreparationsbeingcompletedonthedaybeforetheholidays,anunanimousentreatywaspreferredtoMissPupfordbythepupil—mind——findingexpressionthroughMissPupford’sassistant——
  thatshewoulddeigntoappearinallhersplendour。MissPupfordconsenting,presentedalovelyspectacle。Andalthoughtheoldestpupilwasbarelythirteen,everyoneofthesixbecameintwominutesperfectintheshape,cut,colour,price,andquality,ofeveryarticleMissPupfordwore。
  Thusdelightfullyusheredin,theholidaysbegan。FiveofthesixpupilskissedlittleKittyKimmeenstwentytimesover(roundtotal,onehundredtimes,forshewasverypopular),andsowenthome。
  MissKittyKimmeensremainedbehind,forherrelationsandfriendswereallinIndia,faraway。Aself—helpfulsteadylittlechildisMissKittyKimmeens:adimpledchildtoo,andaloving。
  So,thegreatmarriage—daycame,andMissPupford,quiteasmuchflutteredasanybridecouldbe(G!thoughtMissKittyKimmeens),wentaway,splendidtobehold,inthecarriagethatwassentforher。ButnotMissPupfordonlywentaway;forMissPupford’sassistantwentawaywithher,onadutifulvisittoanageduncle——
  thoughsurelythevenerablegentlemancouldn’tliveinthegalleryofthechurchwherethemarriagewastobe,thoughtMissKittyKimmeens——andyetMissPupford’sassistanthadletoutthatshewasgoingthere。Wherethecookwasgoing,didn’tappear,butshegenerallyconveyedtoMissKimmeensthatshewasbound,ratheragainstherwill,onapilgrimagetoperformsomepiousofficethatrenderednewribbonsnecessarytoherbestbonnet,andalsosandalstohershoes。
  "Soyousee,"saidthehousemaid,whentheywereallgone,"there’snobodyleftinthehousebutyouandme,MissKimmeens。"
  "Nobodyelse,"saidMissKittyKimmeens,shakinghercurlsalittlesadly。"Nobody!"
  "Andyouwouldn’tlikeyourBellatogotoo;wouldyou,MissKimmeens?"saidthehousemaid。(ShebeingBella。)
  "N—no,"answeredlittleMissKimmeens。
  "YourpoorBellaisforcedtostaywithyou,whethershelikesitornot;ain’tshe,MissKimmeens?"
  "DON’Tyoulikeit?"inquiredKitty。
  "Why,you’resuchadarling,Miss,thatitwouldbeunkindofyourBellatomakeobjections。Yetmybrother—in—lawhasbeentookunexpectedbadbythismorning’spost。AndyourpoorBellaismuchattachedtohim,lettingaloneherfavouritesister,MissKimmeens。"
  "Isheveryill?"askedlittleKitty。
  "YourpoorBellahasherfearsso,MissKimmeens,"returnedthehousemaid,withherapronathereyes。"Itwasbuthisinside,itistrue,butitmightmount,andthedoctorsaidthatifitmountedhewouldn’tanswer。"HerethehousemaidwassoovercomethatKittyadministeredtheonlycomfortshehadready:whichwasakiss。
  "Ifithadn’tbeenfordisappointingCook,dearMissKimmeens,"saidthehousemaid,"yourBellawouldhaveaskedhertostaywithyou。
  ForCookissweetcompany,MissKimmeens,muchmoresothanyourownpoorBella。"
  "Butyouareverynice,Bella。"
  "YourBellacouldwishtobeso,MissKimmeens,"returnedthehousemaid,"butsheknowsfullwellthatitdonotlayinherpowerthisday。"
  Withwhichdespondentconviction,thehousemaiddrewaheavysigh,andshookherhead,anddroppeditononeside。
  "IfithadbeenanywaysrighttodisappointCook,"shepursued,inacontemplativeandabstractedmanner,"itmighthavebeensoeasydone!Icouldhavegottomybrother—in—law’s,andhadthebestpartofthedaythere,andgotback,longbeforeourladiescomehomeatnight,andneithertheonenortheotherofthemneedneverhaveknownit。NotthatMissPupfordwouldatallobject,butthatitmightputherout,beingtender—hearted。Hows’ever,yourownpoorBella,MissKimmeens,"saidthehousemaid,rousingherself,"isforcedtostaywithyou,andyou’reapreciouslove,ifnotaliberty。"
  "Bella,"saidlittleKitty,afterashortsilence。
  "CallyourownpoorBella,yourBella,dear,"thehousemaidbesoughther。
  "MyBella,then。"
  "Blessyourconsiderateheart!"saidthehousemaid。
  "Ifyouwouldnotmindleavingme,Ishouldnotmindbeingleft。I
  amnotafraidtostayinthehousealone。Andyouneednotbeuneasyonmyaccount,forIwouldbeverycarefultodonoharm。"
  "O!Astoharm,youmorethansweetest,ifnotaliberty,"
  exclaimedthehousemaid,inarapture,"yourBellacouldtrustyouanywhere,beingsosteady,andsoanswerable。Theoldestheadinthishouse(meandCooksays),butforitsbrighthair,isMissKimmeens。Butno,Iwillnotleaveyou;foryouwouldthinkyourBellaunkind。"
  "ButifyouaremyBella,youMUSTgo,"returnedthechild。
  "MustI?"saidthehousemaid,rising,onthewholewithalacrity。
  "Whatmustbe,mustbe,MissKimmeens。YourownpoorBellaactsaccording,thoughunwilling。Butgoorstay,yourownpoorBellalovesyou,MissKimmeens。"
  Itwascertainlygo,andnotstay,forwithinfiveminutesMissKimmeens’sownpoorBella——somuchimprovedinpointofspiritsastohavegrownalmostsanguineonthesubjectofherbrother—in—law——
  wentherway,inapparelthatseemedtohavebeenexpresslypreparedforsomefestiveoccasion。Sucharethechangesofthisfleetingworld,andsoshort—sightedarewepoormortals!
  Whenthehousedoorclosedwithabangandashake,itseemedtoMissKimmeenstobeaveryheavyhousedoor,shuttingherupinawildernessofahouse。But,MissKimmeensbeing,asbeforestated,ofaself—reliantandmethodicalcharacter,presentlybegantoparceloutthelongsummer—daybeforeher。
  Andfirstshethoughtshewouldgoalloverthehouse,tomakequitesurethatnobodywithagreat—coatonandacarving—knifeinit,hadgotunderoneofthebedsorintooneofthecupboards。Notthatshehadeverbeforebeentroubledbytheimageofanybodyarmedwithagreat—coatandacarving—knife,butthatitseemedtohavebeenshakenintoexistencebytheshakeandthebangofthegreatstreet—
  door,reverberatingthroughthesolitaryhouse。So,littleMissKimmeenslookedunderthefiveemptybedsofthefivedepartedpupils,andlooked,underherownbed,andlookedunderMissPupford’sbed,andlookedunderMissPupford’sassistantsbed。Andwhenshehaddonethis,andwasmakingthetourofthecupboards,thedisagreeablethoughtcameintoheryounghead,Whataveryalarmingthingitwouldbetofindsomebodywithamaskon,likeGuyFawkes,hidingboltuprightinacornerandpretendingnottobealive!However,MissKimmeenshavingfinishedherinspectionwithoutmakinganysuchuncomfortablediscovery,satdowninhertidylittlemannertoneedlework,andbeganstitchingawayatagreatrate。
  Thesilenceallabouthersoongrewveryoppressive,andthemoresobecauseoftheoddinconsistencythatthemoresilentitwas,themorenoisestherewere。Thenoiseofherownneedleandthreadasshestitched,wasinfinitelylouderinherearsthanthestitchingofallthesixpupils,andofMissPupford,andofMissPupford’sassistant,allstitchingawayatonceonahighlyemulativeafternoon。Then,theschoolroomclockconducteditselfinawayinwhichithadneverconducteditselfbefore——felllame,somehow,andyetpersistedinrunningonashardandasloudasitcould:theconsequenceofwhichbehaviourwas,thatitstaggeredamongtheminutesinastateofthegreatestconfusion,andknockedthemaboutinalldirectionswithoutappearingtogetonwithitsregularwork。
  Perhapsthisalarmedthestairs;butbethatasitmight,theybegantocreakinamostunusualmanner,andthenthefurniturebegantocrack,andthenpoorlittleMissKimmeens,notlikingthefurtiveaspectofthingsingeneral,begantosingasshestitched。But,itwasnotherownvoicethatsheheard——itwassomebodyelsemakingbelievetobeKitty,andsingingexcessivelyflat,withoutanyheart——soasthatwouldnevermendmatters,sheleftoffagain。
  By—and—bythestitchingbecamesopalpableafailurethatMissKittyKimmeensfoldedherworkneatly,andputitawayinitsbox,andgaveitup。Thenthequestionaroseaboutreading。Butno;thebookthatwassodelightfulwhentherewassomebodyshelovedforhereyestofallonwhentheyrosefromthepage,hadnotmoreheartinitthanherownsingingnow。Thebookwenttoitsshelfastheneedleworkhadgonetoitsbox,and,sincesomethingMUSTbedone——
  thoughtthechild,"I’llgoputmyroomtorights。"
  Shesharedherroomwithherdearestlittlefriendamongtheotherfivepupils,andwhythenshouldshenowconceivealurkingdreadofthelittlefriend’sbedstead?Butshedid。Therewasastealthyairaboutitsinnocentwhitecurtains,andtherewereevendarkhintsofadeadgirllyingunderthecoverlet。Thegreatwantofhumancompany,thegreatneedofahumanface,begannowtoexpressitselfinthefacilitywithwhichthefurnitureputonstrangeexaggeratedresemblancestohumanlooks。Achairwithamenacingfrownwashorriblyoutoftemperinacorner;amostviciouschestofdrawerssnarledatherfrombetweenthewindows。Itwasnorelieftoescapefromthosemonsterstothelooking—glass,forthereflectionsaid,"What?Isthatyouallalonethere?Howyoustare!"Andthebackgroundwasallagreatvoidstareaswell。
  Thedaydraggedon,draggingKittywithitveryslowlybythehairofherhead,untilitwastimetoeat。Thereweregoodprovisionsinthepantry,buttheirrightflavourandrelishhadevaporatedwiththefivepupils,andMissPupford,andMissPupford’sassistant,andthecookandhousemaid。Wherewastheuseoflayingtheclothsymmetricallyforonesmallguest,whohadgoneoneversincethemorninggrowingsmallerandsmaller,whiletheemptyhousehadgoneonswellinglargerandlarger?TheveryGracecameoutwrong,forwhowere"we"whoweregoingtoreceiveandbethankful?
  So,MissKimmeenswasNOTthankful,andfoundherselftakingherdinnerinveryslovenlystyle——gobblingitup,inshort,ratherafterthemanneroftheloweranimals,nottoparticularisethepigs。
  But,thiswasbynomeanstheworstofthechangewroughtoutinthenaturallylovingandcheerylittlecreatureasthesolitarydayworeon。Shebegantobroodandbesuspicious。Shediscoveredthatshewasfullofwrongsandinjuries。Allthepeoplesheknew,gottaintedbyherlonelythoughtsandturnedbad。
  ItwasallverywellforPapa,awidowerinIndia,tosendherhometobeeducated,andtopayahandsomeroundsumeveryyearforhertoMissPupford,andtowritecharmingletterstohisdarlinglittledaughter;butwhatdidhecareforherbeingleftbyherself,whenhewas(asnodoubthealwayswas)enjoyinghimselfincompanyfrommorningtillnight?Perhapsheonlysentherhere,afterall,togetheroutoftheway。Itlookedlikeit——lookedlikeitto—day,thatis,forshehadneverdreamedofsuchathingbefore。
  Andthisoldpupilwhowasbeingmarried。Itwasunsupportablyconceitedandselfishintheoldpupiltobemarried。Shewasveryvain,andverygladtoshowoff;butitwashighlyprobablethatshewasn’tpretty;andevenifshewerepretty(whichMissKimmeensnowtotallydenied),shehadnobusinesstobemarried;and,evenifmarriagewereconceded,shehadnobusinesstoaskMissPupfordtoherwedding。AstoMissPupford,shewastoooldtogotoanywedding。Sheoughttoknowthat。Shehadmuchbetterattendtoherbusiness。Shehadthoughtshelookedniceinthemorning,butshedidn’tlooknice。Shewasastupidoldthing。Gwasanotherstupidoldthing。MissPupford’sassistantwasanother。Theywereallstupidoldthingstogether。
  Morethanthat:itbegantobeobviousthatthiswasaplot。Theyhadsaidtooneanother,"NevermindKitty;yougetoff,andI’llgetoff;andwe’llleaveKittytolookafterherself。Whocaresforher?"Tobesuretheywererightinthatquestion;forwhoDIDcareforher,apoorlittlelonelythingagainstwhomtheyallplannedandplotted?Nobody,nobody!HereKittysobbed。
  Atallothertimesshewasthepetofthewholehouse,andlovedherfivecompanionsinreturnwithachild’stenderestandmostingenuousattachment;butnow,thefivecompanionsputonuglycolours,andappearedforthefirsttimeunderasullencloud。
  Theretheywere,allattheirhomesthatday,beingmademuchof,beingtakenout,beingspoiltandmadedisagreeable,andcaringnothingforher。Itwasliketheirartfulselfishnessalwaystotellherwhentheycameback,underpretenceofconfidenceandfriendship,allthosedetailsaboutwheretheyhadbeen,andwhattheyhaddoneandseen,andhowoftentheyhadsaid,"O!IfwehadonlydarlinglittleKittyhere!"Hereindeed!Idaresay!Whentheycamebackaftertheholidays,theywereusedtobeingreceivedbyKitty,andtosayingthatcomingtoKittywaslikecomingtoanotherhome。Verywellthen,whydidtheygoaway?Ifthemeantit,whydidtheygoaway?Letthemanswerthat。Buttheydidn’tmeanit,andcouldn’tanswerthat,andtheydidn’ttellthetruth,andpeoplewhodidn’ttellthetruthwerehateful。Whentheycamebacknexttime,theyshouldbereceivedinanewmanner;theyshouldbeavoidedandshunned。
  Andthere,thewhileshesatallalonerevolvinghowillshewasused,andhowmuchbettershewasthanthepeoplewhowerenotalone,theweddingbreakfastwasgoingon:noquestionofit!Withanastygreatbride—cake,andwiththoseridiculousorange—flowers,andwiththatconceitedbride,andthathideousbridegroom,andthoseheartlessbridesmaids,andMissPupfordstuckupatthetable!
  Theythoughttheywereenjoyingthemselves,butitwouldcomehometothemonedaytohavethoughtso。Theywouldallbedeadinafewyears,letthemenjoythemselveseversomuch。Itwasareligiouscomforttoknowthat。
  Itwassuchacomforttoknowit,thatlittleMissKittyKimmeenssuddenlysprangfromthechairinwhichshehadbeenmusinginacorner,andcriedout,"Othoseenviousthoughtsarenotmine,O
  thiswickedcreatureisn’tme!Helpme,somebody!Igowrong,alonebymyweakself!Helpme,anybody!"
  "——MissKimmeensisnotaprofessedphilosopher,sir,"saidMr。
  Traveller,presentingheratthebarredwindow,andsmoothinghershininghair,"butIapprehendtherewassometinctureofphilosophyinherwords,andinthepromptactionwithwhichshefollowedthem。
  Thatactionwas,toemergefromherunnaturalsolitude,andlookabroadforwholesomesympathy,tobestowandtoreceive。Herfootstepsstrayedtothisgate,bringingherherebychance,asanappositecontrasttoyou。Thechildcameout,sir。Ifyouhavethewisdomtolearnfromachild(butIdoubtit,forthatrequiresmorewisdomthanoneinyourconditionwouldseemtopossess),youcannotdobetterthanimitatethechild,andcomeouttoo——fromthatverydemoralisinghutchofyours。"
  CHAPTERVII——PICKINGUPTHETINKER
  Itwasnowsunset。TheHermithadbetakenhimselftohisbedofcindershalfanhourago,andlyingonitinhisblanketandskewerwithhisbacktothewindow,tooknotthesmallestheedoftheappealaddressedtohim。
  Allthathadbeensaidforthelasttwohours,hadbeensaidtoatinklingaccompanimentperformedbytheTinker,whohadgottoworkuponsomevillager’spotorkettle,andwasworkingbrisklyoutside。
  Thismusicstillcontinuing,seemedtoputitintoMr。Traveller’smindtohaveanotherwordortwowiththeTinker。So,holdingMissKimmeens(withwhomhewasnowonthemostfriendlyterms)bythehand,hewentoutatthegatetowheretheTinkerwasseatedathisworkonthepatchofgrassontheoppositesideoftheroad,withhiswalletoftoolsopenbeforehim,andhislittlefiresmoking。
  "Iamgladtoseeyouemployed,"saidMr。Traveller。
  "IamgladtoBEemployed,"returnedtheTinker,lookingupasheputthefinishingtouchestohisjob。"Butwhyareyouglad?"
  IthoughtyouwerealazyfellowwhenIsawyouthismorning。"
  "Iwasonlydisgusted,"saidtheTinker。
  "Doyoumeanwiththefineweather?"
  "Withthefineweather?"repeatedtheTinker,staring。
  "Youtoldmeyouwerenotparticularastoweather,andIthought——"
  "Ha,ha!Howshouldsuchasmegeton,ifweWASparticularastoweather?Wemusttakeitasitcomes,andmakethebestofit。
  There’ssomethinggoodinallweathers。Ifitdon’thappentobegoodformyworkto—day,it’sgoodforsomeotherman’sto—day,andwillcomeroundtometo—morrow。Wemustalllive。"
  "Prayshakehands,"saidMr。Traveller。
  "Takecare,sir,"wastheTinker’scaution,ashereacheduphishandinsurprise;"theblackcomesoff。"
  "Iamgladofit,"saidMr。Traveller。"Ihavebeenforseveralhoursamongotherblackthatdoesnotcomeoff。"
  "YouarespeakingofTominthere?"
  "Yes。"
  "Wellnow,"saidtheTinker,blowingthedustoffhisjob:whichwasfinished。"Ain’titenoughtodisgustapig,ifhecouldgivehismindtoit?"
  "Ifhecouldgivehismindtoit,"returnedtheother,smiling,"theprobabilityisthathewouldn’tbeapig。"
  "Thereyouclenchthenail,"returnedtheTinker。"Thenwhat’stobesaidforTom?"
  "Truly,verylittle。"
  "Trulynothingyoumean,sir,"saidtheTinker,asheputawayhistools。
  "Abetteranswer,and(Ifreelyacknowledge)mymeaning。Iinferthathewasthecauseofyourdisgust?"
  "Why,look’eehere,sir,"saidtheTinker,risingtohisfeet,andwipinghisfaceonthecornerofhisblackapronenergetically;"I
  leaveyoutojudge!——Iaskyou!——LastnightIhasajobthatneedstobedoneinthenight,andIworksallnight。Well,there’snothinginthat。ButthismorningIcomesalongthisroadhere,lookingforasunnyandsoftspottosleepin,andIseesthisdesolationandruination。I’velivedmyselfindesolationandruination;Iknowsmanyafellow—creeturthat’sforcedtolivelifelongindesolationandruination;andIsitsmedownandtakespityonit,asIcastsmyeyesabout。Thencomesupthelong—windedoneasItoldyouof,fromthatgate,andspinshimselfoutlikeasilkwormconcerningtheDonkey(ifmyDonkeyathomewillexcuseme)
  ashasmadeitall——madeitofhisownchoice!Andtellsme,ifyouplease,ofhislikewisechoosingtogoraggedandnaked,andgrimy——
  maskerading,mountebanking,inwhatistherealhardlotofthousandsandthousands!Why,thenIsayit’saunbearableandnonsensicalpieceofinconsistency,andI’mdisgusted。I’mashamedanddisgusted!"
  "Iwishyouwouldcomeandlookathim,"saidMr。Traveller,clappingtheTinkerontheshoulder。
  "NotI,sir,"herejoined。"Iain’tagoingtoflatterhimupbylookingathim!"
  "Butheisasleep。"
  "Areyousureheisasleep?"askedtheTinker,withanunwillingair,asheshoulderedhiswallet。
  "Sure。"
  "ThenI’lllookathimforaquarterofaminute,"saidtheTinker,"sinceyousomuchwishit;butnotamomentlonger。"
  Theyallthreewentbackacrosstheroad;and,throughthebarredwindow,bythedyingglowofthesunsetcominginatthegate——whichthechildheldopenforitsadmission——hecouldbeprettyclearlydiscernedlyingonhisbed。
  "Youseehim?"askedMr。Traveller。
  "Yes,"returnedtheTinker,"andhe’sworsethanIthoughthim。"
  Mr。Travellerthenwhisperedinfewwordswhathehaddonesincemorning;andaskedtheTinkerwhathethoughtofthat?
  "Ithink,"returnedtheTinker,asheturnedfromthewindow,"thatyou’vewastedadayonhim。"
  "Ithinksotoo;thoughnot,Ihope,uponmyself。DoyouhappentobegoinganywherenearthePealofBells?"
  "That’smydirectway,sir,"saidtheTinker。
  "Iinviteyoutosupperthere。AndasIlearnfromthisyoungladythatshegoessomethree—quartersofamileinthesamedirection,wewilldropherontheroad,andwewillsparetimetokeephercompanyathergardengateuntilherownBellacomeshome。"
  So,Mr。Traveller,andthechild,andtheTinker,wentalongveryamicablyinthesweet—scentedevening;andthemoralwithwhichtheTinkerdismissedthesubjectwas,thathesaidinhistradethatmetalthatrottedforwantofuse,hadbetterbelefttorot,andcouldn’trottoosoon,consideringhowmuchtruemetalrottedfromover—useandhardservice。
  Footnotes:
  {1}Dickensdidn’twritechapters2to5andtheyareomittedinthisedition。