"Getaway,willyou?"saidhe。"Idon’twantanyofyou,andIwon’thaveyou!IfyoutakeholdofmeI’llshootyou!"ThiswassaidtoonespeciallyenergeticArab,who,inhiseffortstosecurehisprey,hadcaughtholdofMr。Damerbytheleg。
  "Yes,yes,Isay!Englishmenalwaystakeme;——me——me,andthennobreakhimleg。Yes——yes——yes;——Igo。Master,sayyes。Onlyoneleetletenshillings!"
  "Abdallah!"shoutedMr。Damer,"whydon’tyoutakethismanaway?Whydon’tyoumakehimunderstandthatifallthePyramidsdependedonit,Iwouldnotgivehimsixpence!"
  AndthenAbdallah,thusinvoked,cameup,andexplainedtothemaninArabicthathewouldgainhisobjectmoresurelyifhewouldbehavehimselfalittlemorequietly;ahintwhichthemantookforoneminute,andforoneminuteonly。
  AndthenpoorMrs。Damerrepliedtoanapplicationforbacksheishbythegiftofasixpence。Unfortunatewoman!Thewordbacksheishmeans,Ibelieve,agift;butithascomeinEgypttosignifymoney,andiseternallydinnedintotheearsofstrangersbyArabsuppliants。Mrs。
  Dameroughttohaveknownbetter,as,duringthelastsixweeksshehadnevershownherfaceoutofShepheard’sHotelwithoutbeingpesteredforbacksheish;butshewastiredandweak,andfoolishlythoughttoridherselfofthemanwhowasannoyingher。
  NosoonerhadthecoindroppedfromherhandintothatoftheArab,thanshewassurroundedbyaclusterofbeggars,wholoudlymadetheirpetitionsasthoughtheywould,eachofthem,individuallybeinjurediftreatedwithlessliberalitythanthatfirstcomer。Theytookholdofherdonkey,herbridle,hersaddle,herlegs,andatlastherarmsandhands,screamingforbacksheishinvoicesthatwereneithersweetnormild。
  Inherdismayshedidgiveawaysundrysmallcoins——all,probably,thatshehadabouther;butthisonlymadethematterworse。Moneywasgoing,andeachman,bysufficientenergy,mighthopetogetsomeofit。Theywereveryenergetic,andsofrightenedthepoorladythatshewouldcertainlyhavefallen,hadshenotbeenkeptonherseatbythepressurearoundher。
  "Oh,dear!oh,dear!getaway,"shecried。"Ihaven’tgotanymore;
  indeedIhaven’t。Goaway,Itellyou!Mr。Damer!oh,Mr。Damer!"andthen,intheexcessofheragony,sheutteredoneloud,long,andcontinuousshriek。
  UpcameMr。Damer;upcameAbdallah;upcameM。Delabordeau;upcameMr。Ingram,andatlastshewasrescued。"Youshouldn’tgoawayandleavemetothemercyofthesenastypeople。AstothatAbdallah,heisofnousetoanybody。"
  "Whyyoubodderdegoodlady,youdemblackguard?"saidAbdallah,raisinghisstick,asthoughheweregoingtolaythemalllowwithablow。"Nowyougetnoting,youtief!"
  TheArabsforamomentretiredtoalittledistance,likefliesdrivenfromasugar—bowl;butitwaseasytoseethat,liketheflies,theywouldreturnatthefirstvacantmoment。
  AndnowtheyhadreachedtheveryfootofthePyramidsandproceededtodismountfromtheirdonkeys。Theirintentionwasfirsttoascendtothetop,thentocomedowntotheirbanquet,andafterthattopenetrateintotheinterior。Andallthiswouldseemtobeeasyofperformance。ThePyramidisundoubtedlyhigh,butitissoconstructedastoadmitofclimbingwithoutdifficulty。Aladymountingitwouldundoubtedlyneedsomeassistance,butanymanpossessedofmoderateactivitywouldrequirenoaidatall。
  Butourfriendswereatonceimbuedwiththetremendousnatureofthetaskbeforethem。AsheikhoftheArabscameforth,whocommunicatedwiththemthroughAbdallah。Theworkcouldbedone,nodoubt,hesaid;
  butagreatmanymenwouldbewantedtoassist。EachladymusthavefourArabs,andeachgentlementhree;andthen,seeingthattheworkwouldbepeculiarlysevereonthisspecialday,eachofthesenumerousArabsmustberemuneratedbysomeverylargenumberofpiastres。
  Mr。Damer,whowasbynomeansaclosemaninhismoneydealings,openedhiseyeswithsurprise,andmildlyexpostulated;M。Delabordeau,whowasratheraclosemaninhisreckonings,immediatelybuttoneduphisbreechespocketanddeclaredthatheshoulddeclinetomountthePyramidatallatthatprice;andthenMr。Ingramdescendedtothecombat。
  Theprotestationsofthemenwerefearful。Theydeclared,withloudvoices,eageractions,andmanifoldEnglishoaths,thatanattemptwasbeingmadetorobthem。Theyhadarighttodemandthesumswhichtheywerecharging,anditwasashamethatEnglishgentlemenshouldcomeandtakethebreadoutoftheirmouths。Andsotheyscreeched,gesticulated,andswore,andfrightenedpoorMrs。Dameralmostintofits。
  Butatlastitwassettledandawaytheystarted,thesheikhdeclaringthatthebargainhadbeenmadeatsolowarateastoleavehimnotonepiastreforhimself。EachmanhadanAraboneachsideofhim,andMissDawkinsandMissDamerhadeach,inaddition,onebehind。Mrs。
  Damerwassofrightenedasaltogethertohavelostallambitiontoascend。Shesatbelowonafragmentofstone,withthethreedragomansstandingaroundherasguards;butevenwiththethreedragomanstheattacksonherweresofrequent,andasshedeclaredafterwardsshewassobewildered,thatsheneverhadtimetorememberthatshehadcometherefromEnglandtoseethePyramids,andthatshewasnowimmediatelyunderthem。
  Theboys,utterlyignoringtheirguides,scrambledupquickerthantheArabscouldfollowthem。Mr。Damerstartedoffatapacewhichsoonbroughthimtotheendofhistether,andfromthatpointwasdraggedupbythesheerstrengthofhisassistants;therebyaccomplishingthewishesofthemen,whoinducetheirvictimstostartasrapidlyaspossible,inorderthattheymaysoonfindthemselveshelplessfromwantofwind。Mr。IngramendeavouredtoattachhimselftoFanny,andshewouldhavebeennothinglothtohavehimatherrighthandinsteadofthehideousbrown,shrieking,one—eyedArabwhotookholdofher。
  Butitwassoonfoundthatanysucharrangementwasimpossible。Eachguidefeltthatifhelosthisownpeculiarholdhewouldlosehisprey,andheldon,therefore,withinvincibletenacity。MissDawkinslooked,too,asthoughshehadthoughttobeattendedtobysomeChristiancavalier,butnoChristiancavalierwasforthcoming。M。
  Delabordeauwasthewisest,forhetookthematterquietly,didashewasbid,andallowedtheguidesnearlytocarryhimtothetopoftheedifice。
  "Ha!sothisisthetopofthePyramid,isit?"saidMr。Damer,bringingouthiswordsonebyone,beingterriblyoutofbreath。"Verywonderful,verywonderful,indeed!"
  "Itiswonderful,"saidMissDawkins,whosebreathhadnotfailedherintheleast,"verywonderful,indeed!Onlythink,Mr。Damer,youmighttravelonfordaysanddays,tilldaysbecamemonths,throughthoseinterminablesands,andyetyouwouldnevercometotheendofthem。Isitnotquitestupendous?"
  "Ah,yes,quite,——puff,puff"——saidMr。Damerstrivingtoregainhisbreath。
  Mr。Damerwasnowatherdisposal;weakandwornwithtoilandtravel,outofbreath,andwithhalfhismanhoodgone;ifevershemightprevailoverhimsoastoprocurefromhismouthanassenttothatNileproposition,itwouldbenow。Andafterall,thatNilepropositionwasthebestonenowbeforeher。ShedidnotquiteliketheideaofstartingoffacrosstheGreatDesertwithoutanylady,andwasnotsurethatshewaspreparedtobefalleninlovewithbyM。Delabordeau,evenifthereshouldultimatelybeanyreadinessonthepartofthatgentlemantoperformtheroleoflover。WithMr。Ingramthematterwasdifferent,norwasshesodiffidentofherowncharmsastothinkitaltogetherimpossiblethatshemightsucceed,intheteethofthatlittlechit,FannyDamer。ThatMr。IngramwouldjointhepartyuptheNileshehadverylittledoubt;andthentherewouldbeoneplaceleftforher。Shewouldthus,atanyrate,becomecommingledwithamostrespectablefamily,whomightbeofmaterialservicetoher。
  ThusactuatedshecommencedanearnestattackuponMr。Damer。
  "Stupendous!"shesaidagain,forshewasfondofrepeatingfavouritewords。"WhatawondrousracemusthavebeenthoseEgyptiankingsofold!"
  "Idaresaytheywere,"saidMr。Damer,wipinghisbrowashesatuponalargeloosestone,afragmentlyingontheflattopofthePyramid,oneofthosestoneswithwhichthecompleteapexwasoncemade,orwasonceabouttobemade。
  "Amagnificentrace!sogiganticintheirconceptions!Theirideasaltogetheroverwhelmuspoor,insignificant,latter—daymortals。TheybuiltthesevastPyramids;butforus,itistaskenoughtoclimbtotheirtop。"
  "Quiteenough,"ejaculatedMr。Damer。
  ButMr。Damerwouldnotalwaysremainweakandoutofbreath,anditwasabsolutelynecessaryforMissDawkinstohurryawayfromCheopsandhistomb,toThebesandKarnac。
  "AfterseeingthisitisimpossibleforanyonewithasparkofimaginationtoleaveEgyptwithoutgoingfarthera—field。"
  Mr。Damermerelywipedhisbrowandgrunted。ThisMissDawkinstookasasignalofweakness,andwentonwithhertaskperseveringly。
  "Formyself,Ihaveresolvedtogoup,atanyrate,asfarasAsouanandthefirstcataract。IhadthoughtofaccedingtothewishesofapartywhoaregoingacrosstheGreatDesertbyMountSinaitoJerusalem;butthekindnessofyourselfandMrs。Damerissogreat,andtheprospectofjoininginyourboatissopleasurable,thatIhavemadeupmymindtoacceptyourverykindoffer。"
  This,itwillbeacknowledged,wasboldonthepartofMissDawkins;
  butwhatwillnotaudacityeffect?Tousetheslangofmodernlanguage,cheekcarrieseverythingnowadays。AndwhatevermayhavebeenMissDawkins’sdeficiencies,inthisvirtueshewasnotdeficient。
  "Ihavemadeupmymindtoacceptyourverykindoffer,"shesaid,shiningonMr。Damerwithherblandestsmile。
  Whatwasastout,breathless,perspiring,middle—agedgentlemantodoundersuchcircumstances?Mr。Damerwasamanwho,inmostmatters,hadhisownway。Thathiswifeshouldhavegivensuchaninvitationwithoutconsultinghim,was,heknew,quiteimpossible。ShewouldassoonhavethoughtofaskingallthoseArabguidestoaccompanythem。
  NorwasittobethoughtofthatheshouldallowhimselftobekidnappedintosuchanarrangementbytheimpudenceofanyMissDawkins。Buttherewas,hefelt,adifficultyinansweringsuchapropositionfromayoungladywithadirectnegative,especiallywhilehewassoscantofbreath。Sohewipedhisbrowagain,andlookedather。
  "ButIcanonlyagreetothisononeunderstanding,"continuedMissDawkins,"andthatis,thatIamallowedtodefraymyownfullshareoftheexpenseofthejourney。"
  UponhearingthisMr。Damerthoughtthathesawhiswayoutofthewood。"WhereverIgo,MissDawkins,Iamalwaysthepaymastermyself,"
  andthishecontrivedtosaywithsomesternness,palpitatingthoughhestillwas;andthesternnesswhichwasdeficientinhisvoiceheendeavouredtoputintohiscountenance。
  ButhedidnotknowMissDawkins。"Oh,Mr。Damer,"shesaid,andasshespokehersmilebecamealmostblanderthanitwasbefore;"oh,Mr。
  Damer,Icouldnotthinkofsufferingyoutobesoliberal;Icouldnot,indeed。ButIshallbequitecontentthatyoushouldpayeverything,andletmesettlewithyouinonesumafterwards。"
  Mr。Damer’sbreathwasnowrathermoreunderhisowncommand。"Iamafraid,MissDawkins,"hesaid,"thatMrs。Damer’sweakstateofhealthwillnotadmitofsuchanarrangement。"
  "What,aboutthepaying?"
  "Notonlyastothat,butweareafamilyparty,MissDawkins;andgreataswouldbethebenefitofyoursocietytoallofus,inMrs。
  Damer’spresentstateofhealth,Iamafraid——inshort,youwouldnotfinditagreeable。——Andtherefore——"thisheadded,seeingthatshewasstillabouttopersevere——"Ifearthatwemustforegotheadvantageyouoffer。"
  Andthen,lookingintohisface,MissDawkinsdidperceivethatevenheraudacitywouldnotprevail。
  "Oh,verywell,"shesaid,andmovingfromthestoneonwhichshehadbeensitting,shewalkedoff,carryingherheadveryhigh,toacornerofthePyramidfromwhichshecouldlookforthalonetowardsthesandsofLibya。
  InthemeantimeanotherlittleoverturewasbeingmadeonthetopofthesamePyramid,——anoverturewhichwasnotreceivedquiteinthesamespirit。WhileMr。DamerwasrecoveringhisbreathforthesakeofansweringMissDawkins,MissDamerhadwalkedtothefurthercornerofthesquareplatformonwhichtheywereplaced,andtheresatherselfdownwithherfaceturnedtowardsCairo。PerhapsitwasnotsingularthatMr。Ingramshouldhavefollowedher。
  ThiswouldhavebeenverywellifadozenArabshadnotalsofollowedthem。Butasthiswasthecase,Mr。Ingramhadtoplayhisgameundersomedifficulty。Hehadnosoonerseatedhimselfbesideherthantheycameandstooddirectlyinfrontoftheseat,shuttingouttheview,andbynomeansimprovingthefragranceoftheairaroundthem。
  "Andthis,then,MissDamer,willbeourlastexcursiontogether,"hesaid,inhistenderest,softesttone。
  "DegoodEnglishmanwillgibdepoorArabonelittlebacksheish,"saidanArab,puttingouthishandandshakingMr。Ingram’sshoulder。
  "Yes,yes,yes;himgibbacksheish,"saidanother。
  "Himberrygoodman,"saidathird,puttinguphisfilthyhand,andtouchingMr。Ingram’sface。
  "Andyoungladyberrygood,too;shegivebacksheishtopoorArab。"
  "Yes,"saidafourth,preparingtotakeasimilarlibertywithMissDamer。
  ThiswastoomuchforMr。Ingram。Hehadalreadyusedverypositivelanguageinhisendeavourtoassurehistormentorsthattheywouldnotgetapiastrefromhim。Butthisonlychangedtheirsoftpersuasionsintothreats。Uponhearingwhich,anduponseeingwhatthemanattemptedtodoinhisendeavourtogetmoneyfromMissDamer,heraisedhisstick,andstruckfirstoneandthentheotherasviolentlyashecouldupontheirheads。
  Anyordinarycivilisedmenwouldhavebeenstunnedbysuchblows,fortheyfellonthebareforeheadsoftheArabs;buttheobjectsoftheAmerican’swrathmerelyskulkedaway;andtheothers,convincedbytheonlyargumentswhichtheyunderstood,followedinpursuitofvictimswhomightbelesspugnacious。
  Itishardforamantobeatoncetenderandpugnacious——tobesentimental,whileheisputtingforthhisphysicalstrengthwithalltheviolenceinhispower。Itisdifficult,also,forhimtobegentleinstantlyafterhavingbeeninarage。Sohechangedhistacticsatthemoment,andcametothepointatonceinamannerbefittinghispresentstateofmind。
  "Thosevilewretcheshaveputmeinsuchaheat,"hesaid,"thatI
  hardlyknowwhatIamsaying。Butthefactisthis,MissDamer,I
  cannotleaveCairowithoutknowing——。YouunderstandwhatImean,MissDamer。"
  "IndeedIdonot,Mr。Ingram;exceptthatIamafraidyoumeannonsense。"
  "Yes,youdo;youknowthatIloveyou。Iamsureyoumustknowit。
  Atanyrateyouknowitnow。"
  "Mr。Ingram,youshouldnottalkinsuchaway。"
  "WhyshouldInot?Butthetruthis,Fanny,Icantalkinnootherway。Idoloveyoudearly。Canyoulovemewellenoughtogoandbemywifeinacountryfarawayfromyourown?"
  BeforesheleftthetopofthePyramidFannyDamerhadsaidthatshewouldtry。
  Mr。Ingramwasnowaproudandhappyman,andseemedtothinkthestepsofthePyramidtoosmallforhiselasticenergy。ButFannyfearedthathertroublesweretocome。Therewaspapa——thatterriblebugbearonallsuchoccasions。Whatwouldpapasay?Shewassureherpapawouldnotallowhertomarryandgosofarawayfromherownfamilyandcountry。Forherself,shelikedtheAmericans——alwayshadlikedthem;
  soshesaid;——woulddesirenothingbetterthantoliveamongthem。Butpapa!AndFannysighedasshefeltthatalltherecognisedmiseriesofayoungladyinlovewereabouttofalluponher。
  Nevertheless,atherlover’sinstance,shepromised,anddeclared,intwentydifferentlovingphrases,thatnothingonearthshouldevermakeherfalsetoherloveortoherlover。
  "Fanny,whereareyou?Whyareyounotreadytocomedown?"shoutedMr。Damer,notinthebestoftempers。Hefeltthathehadalmostbeenunkindtoanunprotectedfemale,andhisheartmisgavehim。AndyetitwouldhavemisgivenhimmorehadheallowedhimselftobeentrappedbyMissDawkins。
  "Iamquiteready,papa,"saidFanny,runninguptohim——foritmaybeunderstoodthatthereisquiteroomenoughforayoungladytorunonthetopofthePyramid。
  "IamsureIdon’tknowwhereyouhavebeenallthetime,"saidMr。
  Damer;"andwherearethosetwoboys?"
  FannypointedtothetopoftheotherPyramid,andtheretheywere,conspicuouswiththeirredcaps。
  "AndM。Delabordeau?"
  "Oh!hehasgonedown,Ithink;——no,heistherewithMissDawkins。"
  AndintruthMissDawkinswasleaningonhisarmmostaffectionately,asshestoopedoverandlookeddownupontheruinsbelowher。
  "Andwhereisthatfellow,Ingram?"saidMr。Damer,lookingabouthim。
  "Heisalwaysoutofthewaywhenhe’swanted。"
  TothisFannysaidnothing。Whyshouldshe?ShewasnotMr。Ingram’skeeper。
  Andthentheyalldescended,eachagainwithhispropernumberofArabstohurryandembarrasshim;andtheyfoundMr。Dameratthebottom,likeapieceofsugarcoveredwithflies。ShewasheardtodeclareafterwardsthatshewouldnotgotothePyramidsagain,notiftheyweretobegiventoherforherself,asornamentsforhergarden。
  ThepicniclunchamongthebigstonesatthefootofthePyramidwasnotaverygayaffair。MissDawkinstalkedmorethananyoneelse,beingdeterminedtoshowthatsheboreherdefeatgallantly。Herconversation,however,waschieflyaddressedtoM。Delabordeau,andheseemedtothinkmoreofhiscoldchickenandhamthanhedidofherwitandattention。
  Fannyhardlyspokeaword。Therewasherfatherbeforeherandshecouldnoteat,muchlesstalk,asshethoughtofallthatshewouldhavetogothrough。WhatwouldhesaytotheideaofhavinganAmericanforason—in—law?
  NorwasMr。Ingramverylively。Ayoungmanwhenhehasbeenjustaccepted,neverisso。Hishappinessunderthepresentcircumstanceswas,nodoubt,intense,butitwasofasilentnature。
  Andthentheinteriorofthebuildinghadtobevisited。Totellthetruthnoneofthepartywouldhavecaredtoperformthisfeathaditnotbeenforthehonourofthething。TohavecomefromParis,NewYork,orLondon,tothePyramids,andthennottohavevisitedtheverytombofCheops,wouldhaveshownonthepartofallofthemanindifferencetosubjectsofinterestwhichwouldhavebeenaltogetherfataltotheircharacterastravellers。Andsoapartyfortheinteriorwasmadeup。
  MissDamerwhenshesawtheaperturethroughwhichitwasexpectedthatsheshoulddescend,atoncedeclaredforstayingwithhermother。MissDawkins,however,wasenthusiasticforthejourney。"Personswithsoverylittlecommandovertheirnervesmightreallyaswellstayathome,"shesaidtoMr。Ingram,whogloweredatherdreadfullyforexpressingsuchanopinionabouthisFanny。
  ThisentranceintothePyramidsisaterribletask,whichshouldbeundertakenbynolady。Thosewhoperformithavetocreepdown,andthentobedraggedup,throughinfinitedirt,foulsmells,andbadair;
  andwhentheyhavedoneit,theyseenothing。ButtheydoearnthegratificationofsayingthattheyhavebeeninsideaPyramid。
  "Well,I’vedonethatonce,"saidMr。Damer,comingout,"andIdonotthinkthatanyonewillcatchmedoingitagain。Ineverwasinsuchafilthyplaceinmylife。"
  "Oh,Fanny!Iamsogladyoudidnotgo;Iamsureitisnotfitforladies,"saidpoorMrs。Damer,forgetfulofherfriendMissDawkins。
  "Ishouldhavebeenashamedofmyself,"saidMissDawkins,bristlingup,andthrowingbackherheadasshestood,"ifIhadallowedanyconsiderationtohavepreventedmyvisitingsuchaspot。Ifitbenotimproperformentogothere,howcanitbeimproperforwomen?"
  "Ididnotsayimproper,mydear,"saidMrs。Damer,apologetically。
  "Andasforthefatigue,whatcanawomanbeworthwhoisafraidtoencounterasmuchasIhavenowgonethroughforthesakeofvisitingthelastresting—placeofsuchakingasCheops?"AndMissDawkins,asshepronouncedthelastwords,lookedroundherwithdisdainuponpoorFannyDamer。
  "ButImeantthedirt,"saidMrs。Damer。
  "Dirt!"ejaculatedMissDawkins,andthenwalkedaway。WhyshouldshenowsubmitherhightoneoffeelingtotheDamers,orwhycarelongerfortheirgoodopinion?Thereforeshescatteredcontemptaroundherassheejaculatedthelastword,"dirt。"
  Andthenthereturnhome!"IknowIshallnevergetthere,"saidMrs。
  Damer,lookingpiteouslyupintoherhusband’sface。
  "Nonsense,mydear;nonsense;youmustgetthere。"Mrs。Damergroaned,andacknowledgedinherheartthatshemust,——eitherdeadoralive。
  "And,Jefferson,"saidFanny,whispering——fortherehadbeenamomentsincetheirdescentinwhichshehadbeeninstructedtocallhimbyhisChristianname——"nevermindtalkingtomegoinghome。Iwillridebymamma。Doyougowithpapaandputhimingoodhumour;andithesaysanythingaboutthelordsandthebishops,don’tyoucontradicthim,youknow。"
  Whatwillnotamandoforlove?Mr。Ingrampromised。
  Andinthiswaytheystarted;thetwoboysledthevan;thencameMr。
  DamerandMr。Ingram,unusuallyandunpatrioticallyacquiescentastoEngland’saristocraticpropensities;thenMissDawkinsriding,alas!
  alone;afterher,M。Delabordeau,alsoalone,——theungallantFrenchman!
  AndtherearwasbroughtupbyMrs。Damerandherdaughter,flankedoneachsidebyadragoman,withathirddragomanbehindthem。
  AndinthisordertheywentbacktoCairo,ridingtheirdonkeys,andcrossingtheferrysolemnly,and,forthemostpart,silently。Mr。
  Ingramdidtalk,ashehadanimportantobjectinview,——thatofputtingMr。Damerintoagoodhumour。
  Inthishesucceededsowellthatbythetimetheyhadremounted,aftercrossingtheNile,Mr。Dameropenedhishearttohiscompaniononthesubjectthatwastroublinghim,andtoldhimallaboutMissDawkins。
  "Idon’tseewhyweshouldhaveacompanionthatwedon’tlikeforeightortenweeks,merelybecauseitseemsrudetorefusealady。"
  "Indeed,Iagreewithyou,"saidMr。Ingram;"Ishouldcallitweak—
  mindedtogivewayinsuchacase。"
  "Mydaughterdoesnotlikeheratall,"continuedMr。Damer。
  "NorwouldshebeanicecompanionforMissDamer;notaccordingtomywayofthinking,"saidMr。Ingram。
  "Andastomyhavingaskedher,orMrs。Damerhavingaskedher!Why,Godblessmysoul,itispureinventiononthewoman’spart!"
  "Ha!ha!ha!"laughedMr。Ingram;"Imustsaysheplayshergamewell;
  butthensheisanoldsoldier,andhasthebenefitofexperience。"
  WhatwouldMissDawkinshavesaidhadsheknownthatMr。Ingramcalledheranoldsoldier?
  "Idon’tlikethekindofthingatall,"saidMr。Damer,whowasveryseriousuponthesubject。"YouseethepositioninwhichIamplaced。
  Iamforcedtobeveryrude,or——"
  "Idon’tcallitrudeatall。"
  "Disobliging,then;orelseImusthaveallmycomfortinvadedandpleasuredestroyedby,by,by——"AndMr。Damerpaused,beingatalossforanappropriatenameforMissDawkins。
  "Byanunprotectedfemale,"suggestedMr。Ingram。
  "Yes,justso。Iamasfondofpleasantcompanyasanybody;butthenI
  liketochooseitmyself。"
  "SodoI,"saidMr。Ingram,thinkingofhisownchoice。
  "Now,Ingram,ifyouwouldjoinus,weshouldbedelighted。"
  "Uponmyword,sir,theofferistooflattering,"saidIngram,hesitatingly;forhefeltthathecouldnotundertakesuchajourneyuntilMr。DamerknewonwhattermshestoodwithFanny。
  "Youareaterribledemocrat,"saidMr。Damer,laughing;"butthen,onthatmatter,youknow,wecouldagreetodiffer。"
  "Exactlyso,"saidMr。Ingram,whohadnotcollectedhisthoughtsormadeuphismindastowhathehadbettersayanddo,onthespurofthemoment。
  "Well,whatdoyousaytoit?"saidMr。Damer,encouragingly。ButIngrampausedbeforeheanswered。
  "ForHeaven’ssake,mydearfellow,don’thavetheslightesthesitationinrefusing,ifyoudon’tliketheplan。"
  "Thefactis,Mr。Damer,Ishouldlikeittoowell。"
  "Likeittoowell?"
  "Yes,sir,andImayaswelltellyounowaslater。Ihadintendedthiseveningtohaveaskedforyourpermissiontoaddressyourdaughter。"
  "Godblessmysoul!"saidMr。Damer,lookingasthoughatotallynewideahadnowbeenopenedtohim。
  "Andunderthesecircumstances,Iwillnowwaitandseewhetherornoyouwillrenewyouroffer。"
  "Godblessmysoul!"saidMr。Damer,again。Itoftendoesstrikeanoldgentlemanasveryoddthatanymanshouldfallinlovewithhisdaughter,whomhehasnotceasedtolookuponasachild。Thecaseisgenerallyquitedifferentwithmothers。Theyseemtothinkthateveryyoungmanmustfallinlovewiththeirgirls。
  "AndhaveyousaidanythingtoFannyaboutthis?"askedMr。Damer。
  "Yes,sir,Ihaveherpermissiontospeaktoyou。"
  "Godblessmysoul!"saidMr。Damer;andbythistimetheyhadarrivedatShepheard’sHotel。
  "Oh,mamma,"saidFanny,assoonasshefoundherselfalonewithhermotherthatevening,"IhavesomethingthatImusttellyou。"
  "Oh,Fanny,don’ttellmeanythingto—night,forIamagreatdealtootiredtolisten。"
  "Butoh,mamma,pray;——youmustlistentothis;indeedyoumust。"AndFannykneltdownathermother’sknee,andlookedbeseechinglyupintoherface。
  "Whatisit,Fanny?Youknowthatallmybonesaresore,andIamsotiredthatIamalmostdead。"
  "Mamma,Mr。Ingramhas——"
  "Haswhat,mydear?hashedoneanythingwrong?"
  "No,mamma:buthehas;——hehasproposedtome。"AndFanny,burstingintotears,hidherfaceinhermother’slap。
  Andthusthestorywastoldonbothsidesofthehouse。Onthenextday,asamatterofcourse,allthedifficultiesanddangersofsuchamarriageasthatwhichwasnowprojectedwereinsistedonbybothfatherandmother。Itwasimproper;itwouldcauseaseveringofthefamilynottobethoughtof;itwouldbeanallianceofadangerousnature,andnotatallcalculatedtoinsurehappiness;and,inshort,itwasimpossible。Onthatday,therefore,theyallwenttobedveryunhappy。Butonthenextday,aswasalsoamatterofcourse,seeingthattherewerenopecuniarydifficulties,themotherandfatherweretalkedover,andMr。Ingramwasacceptedasason—in—law。ItneedhardlybesaidthattheofferofaplaceinMr。Damer’sboatwasagainmade,andthatonthisoccasionitwasacceptedwithouthesitation。
  TherewasanAmericanProtestantclergymanresidentinCairo,withwhom,amongotherpersons,MissDawkinshadbecomeacquainted。UponthisgentlemanoruponhiswifeMissDawkinscalledafewdaysafterthejourneytothePyramid,andfindinghiminhisstudy,thusperformedherdutytoherneighbour,—
  "YouknowyourcountrymanMr。Ingram,Ithink?"saidshe。
  "Oh,yes;veryintimately。"
  "Ifyouhaveanyregardforhim,Mr。Burton,"suchwasthegentleman’sname,"Ithinkyoushouldputhimonhisguard。"
  "Onhisguardagainstwhat?"saidMr。Burtonwithaseriousair,fortherewassomethingseriousinthethreatofimpendingmisfortuneasconveyedbyMissDawkins。
  "Why,"saidshe,"thoseDamers,Ifear,aredangerouspeople。"
  "Doyoumeanthattheywillborrowmoneyofhim?"
  "Oh,no;notthat,exactly;buttheyareclearlysettingtheircapathim。"
  "Settingtheircapathim?"
  "Yes;thereisadaughter,youknow;alittlechitofathing;andI
  fearMr。Ingrammaybecaughtbeforeheknowswhereheis。Itwouldbesuchapity,youknow。Heisgoinguptheriverwiththem,Ihear。
  That,inhisplace,isveryfoolish。Theyaskedme,butIpositivelyrefused。"
  Mr。Burtonremarkedthat"InsuchamatterasthatMr。Ingramwouldbeperfectlyabletotakecareofhimself。"
  "Well,perhapsso;butseeingwhatwasgoingon,Ithoughtitmydutytotellyou。"AndsoMissDawkinstookherleave。
  Mr。IngramdidgouptheNilewiththeDamers,asdidanoldfriendoftheDamerswhoarrivedfromEngland。Andaverypleasanttriptheyhadofit。And,asfarasthepresenthistorianknows,thetwoloverswereshortlyafterwardsmarriedinEngland。
  PoorMissDawkinswasleftinCairoforsometimeonherbeamends。
  Butshewasoneofthosewhoarenoteasilyvanquished。AfteranintervaloftendaysshemadeacquaintancewithanIrishfamily——havingutterlyfailedinmovingthehardheartofM。Delabordeau——andwiththesesheproceededtoConstantinople。Theyconsistedoftwobrothersandasister,andwere,therefore,veryconvenientformatrimonialpurposes。Butnevertheless,whenIlastheardofMissDawkins,shewasstillanunprotectedfemale。