ButhedidnotlongenjoytheesteemofthegoodcitizensofBasle。Itissaidthatheindulgedinwinesofreely,asnotunfrequentlytobeseeninthestreetsinastateofintoxication。
  Thiswasruinousforaphysician,andhisgoodfamedecreasedrapidly。
  Hisillfameincreasedinstillgreaterproportion,especiallywhenheassumedtheairsofasorcerer。Heboastedofthelegionsofspiritsathiscommand;andofoneespecially,whichhekeptimprisonedinthehiltofhissword。Wetterus,wholivedtwenty-sevenmonthsinhisservice,relatesthatheoftenthreatenedtoinvokeawholearmyofdemons,andshowhimthegreatauthoritywhichhecouldexerciseoverthem。Heletitbebelieved,thatthespiritinhisswordhadcustodyoftheelixiroflife,bymeansofwhichhecouldmakeanyonelivetobeasoldastheantediluvians。Healsoboastedthathehadaspiritathiscommand,called“Azoth,“whomhekeptimprisonedinajewel;
  andinmanyoftheoldportraitsheisrepresentedwithajewel,inscribedwiththeword“Azoth,“inhishand。
  Ifasoberprophethaslittlehonourinhisowncountry,adrunkenonehasstillless。ParacelsusfounditatlastconvenienttoquitBasle,andestablishhimselfatStrasbourg。Theimmediatecauseofthischangeofresidencewasasfollows:——Acitizenlayatthepointofdeath,andwasgivenoverbyallthephysiciansofthetown。AsalastresourceParacelsuswascalledin,towhomthesickmanpromisedamagnificentrecompence,ifbyhismeanshewerecured。Paracelsusgavehimtwosmallpills,whichthemantookandrapidlyrecovered。
  Whenhewasquitewell,Paracelsussentforhisfee;butthecitizenhadnogreatopinionofthevalueofacurewhichhadbeensospeedilyeffected。Hehadnonotionofpayingahandfulofgoldfortwopills,althoughtheyhadsavedhislife,andherefusedtopaymorethantheusualfeeforasinglevisit。Paracelsusbroughtanactionagainsthim,andlostit。Thisresultsoexasperatedhim,thatheleftBasleinhighdudgeon。Heresumedhiswanderinglife,andtravelledinGermanyandHungary,supportinghimselfashewentonthecredulityandinfatuationofallclassesofsociety。Hecastnativities——toldfortunes——aidedthosewhohadmoneytothrowawayupontheexperiment,tofindthephilosopher’sstone——prescribedremediesforcowsandpigs,andaidedintherecoveryofstolengoods。AfterresidingsuccessivelyatNuremburg,Augsburg,Vienna,andMindelheim,heretiredintheyear1541toSaltzbourg,anddiedinastateofabjectpovertyinthehospitalofthattown。
  Ifthisstrangecharlatanfoundhundredsofadmirersduringhislife,hefoundthousandsafterhisdeath。AsectofParacelsistssprangupinFranceandGermany,toperpetuatetheextravagantdoctrinesoftheirfounderuponallthesciences,anduponalchymyinparticular。ThechiefleaderswereBodensteinandDorneus。Thefollowingisasummaryofhisdoctrine,foundeduponsupposedexistenceofthephilosopher’sstone;itisworthpreservingfromitsveryabsurdity,andaltogetherunparalleledinthehistoryofphilosophy:——Firstofall,hemaintainedthatthecontemplationoftheperfectionoftheDeitysufficedtoprocureallwisdomandknowledge;
  thattheBiblewasthekeytothetheoryofalldiseases,andthatitwasnecessarytosearchintotheApocalypsetoknowthesignificationofmagicmedicine。ThemanwhoblindlyobeyedthewillofGod,andwhosucceededinidentifyinghimselfwiththecelestialintelligences,possessedthephilosopher’sstone——hecouldcurealldiseases,andprolonglifetoasmanycenturiesashepleased;itbeingbytheverysamemeansthatAdamandtheantediluvianpatriarchsprolongedtheirs。
  Lifewasanemanationfromthestars——thesungovernedtheheart,andthemoonthebrain。Jupitergovernedtheliver,Saturnthegall,Mercurythelungs,Marsthebile,andVenustheloins。Inthestomachofeveryhumanbeingtheredweltademon,orintelligence,thatwasasortofalchymistinhisway,andmixed,intheirdueproportions,inhiscrucible,thevariousalimentsthatweresentintothatgrandlaboratorythebelly。[Seethearticle“Paracelsus,“bythelearnedRenaudin,inthe“BiographieUniverselle。“]Hewasproudofthetitleofmagician,andboastedthathekeptuparegularcorrespondencewithGalenfromhell;andthatheoftensummonedAvicennafromthesameregionstodisputewithhimonthefalsenotionshehadpromulgatedrespectingalchymy,andespeciallyregardingpotablegoldandtheelixiroflife。Heimaginedthatgoldcouldcureossificationoftheheart,and,infact,alldiseases,ifitweregoldwhichhadbeentransmutedfromaninferiormetalbymeansofthephilosopher’sstone,andifitwereappliedundercertainconjunctionsoftheplanets。Themerelistoftheworksinwhichheadvancesthesefranticimaginings,whichhecalledadoctrine,wouldoccupyseveralpages。
  ThisalchymistwasbornintheprovinceofMisnia,in1494。HisrealnamewasBauer,meaningahusbandman,which,inaccordancewiththecommonfashionofhisage,heLatinizedintoAgricola。Fromhisearlyyouth,hedelightedinthevisionsofthehermeticscience。Erehewassixteen,helongedforthegreatelixirwhichwastomakehimliveforsevenhundredyears,andforthestonewhichwastoprocurehimwealthtocheerhiminhismultiplicityofdays。HepublishedasmalltreatiseuponthesubjectatCologne,in1531,whichobtainedhimthepatronageofthecelebratedMaurice,DukeofSaxony。AfterpractisingforsomeyearsasaphysicianatJoachimsthal,inBohemia,hewasemployedbyMauriceassuperintendentofthesilverminesofChemnitz。Heledahappylifeamongtheminers,makingvariousexperimentsinalchymywhiledeepinthebowelsoftheearth。Heacquiredagreatknowledgeofmetals,andgraduallygotridofhisextravagantnotionsaboutthephilosopher’sstone。Theminershadnofaithinalchymy;andtheyconvertedhimtotheirwayofthinking,notonlyinthatbutinotherrespects。Fromtheirlegends,hebecamefirmlyconvincedthatthebowelsoftheearthwereinhabitedbygoodandevilspirits,andthatfiredampandotherexplosionssprangfromnoothercausesthanthemischievouspropensitiesofthelatter。Hediedintheyear1555,leavingbehindhimthereputationofaveryableandintelligentman。
  Autobiography,writtenbyawisemanwhowasonceafool,isnotonlythemostinstructive,butthemostdelightfulofreading。DenisZachaire,analchymistofthesixteenthcentury,hasperformedthistask,andleftarecordofhisfollyandinfatuationinpursuitofthephilosopher’sstone,whichwellrepaysperusal。Hewasbornintheyear1510,ofanancientfamilyinGuienne,andwasearlysenttotheuniversityofBordeaux,underthecareofatutortodirecthisstudies。Unfortunately,histutorwasasearcherforthegrandelixir,andsoonrenderedhispupilasmadashimselfuponthesubject。Withthisintroduction,wewillallowDenisZachairetospeakforhimself,andcontinuehisnarrativeinhisownwords:——“Ireceivedfromhome,“sayshe,“thesumoftwohundredcrownsfortheexpensesofmyselfandmaster;butbeforetheendoftheyear,allourmoneywentawayinthesmokeofourfurnaces。Mymaster,atthesametime,diedofafever,broughtonbytheparchingheatofourlaboratory,fromwhichheseldomorneverstirred,andwhichwasscarcelylesshotthanthearsenalofVenice。Hisdeathwasthemoreunfortunateforme,asmyparentstooktheopportunityofreducingmyallowance,andsendingmeonlysufficientformyboardandlodging,insteadofthesumI
  requiredtocontinuemyoperationsinalchymy。
  “Tomeetthisdifficultyandgetoutofleading-strings,I
  returnedhomeattheageoftwenty-five,andmortgagedpartofmypropertyforfourhundredcrowns。Thissumwasnecessarytoperformanoperationofthescience,whichhadbeencommunicatedtomebyanItalianatToulouse,andwho,ashesaid,hadproveditsefficacy。I
  retainedthismaninmyservice,thatwemightseetheendoftheexperiment。Ithen,bymeansofstrongdistillations,triedtocalcinategoldandsilver;butallmylabourwasinvain。TheweightofthegoldIdrewoutofmyfurnacewasdiminishedbyone-halfsinceIputitin,andmyfourhundredcrownswereverysoonreducedtotwohundredandthirty。IgavetwentyofthesetomyItalian,inorderthathemighttraveltoMilan,wheretheauthorofthereceiptresided,andaskhimtheexplanationofsomepassageswhichwethoughtobscure。IremainedatToulouseallthewinter,inthehopeofhisreturn;butImighthaveremainedtheretillthisdayifIhadwaitedforhim,forIneversawhisfaceagain。
  “Inthesucceedingsummertherewasagreatplague,whichforcedmetoquitthetown。Ididnot,however,losesightofmywork。IwenttoCahors,whereIremainedsixmonths,andmadetheacquaintanceofanoldman,whowascommonlyknowntothepeopleas’thePhilosopher;’
  anamewhich,incountryplaces,isoftenbestoweduponpeoplewhoseonlymeritis,thattheyarelessignorantthantheirneighbours。I
  showedhimmycollectionofalchymicalreceipts,andaskedhisopinionuponthem。Hepickedouttenortwelveofthem,merelysayingthattheywerebetterthantheothers。Whentheplagueceased,IreturnedtoToulouse,andrecommencedmyexperimentsinsearchofthestone。I
  workedtosucheffectthatmyfourhundredcrownswerereducedtoonehundredandseventy。
  “ThatImightcontinuemyworkonasafermethod,Imadeacquaintance,in1537,withacertainAbbe,whoresidedintheneighbourhood。Hewassmittenwiththesamemaniaasmyself,andtoldmethatoneofhisfriends,whohadfollowedtoRomeintheretinueoftheCardinald’Armagnac,hadsenthimfromthatcityanewreceipt,whichcouldnotfailtotransmuteironandcopper,butwhichwouldcosttwohundredcrowns。Iprovidedhalfthismoney,andtheAbbetherest;andwebegantooperateatourjointexpense。Aswerequiredspiritsofwineforourexperiment,IboughtatunofexcellentvindeGaillac。Iextractedthespirit,andrectifieditseveraltimes。Wetookaquantityofthis,intowhichweputfourmarksofsilver,andoneofgold,thathadbeenundergoingtheprocessofcalcinationforamonth。Weputthismixturecleverlyintoasortofhorn-shapedvessel,withanothertoserveasaretort;andplacedthewholeapparatusuponourfurnace,toproducecongelation。Thisexperimentlastedayear;but,nottoremainidle,weamusedourselveswithmanyotherlessimportantoperations。Wedrewquiteasmuchprofitfromtheseasfromourgreatwork。
  Thewholeoftheyear1537passedoverwithoutproducinganychangewhatever:infact,wemighthavewaitedtilldoomsdayforthecongelationofourspiritsofwine。However,wemadeaprojectionwithituponsomeheatedquicksilver;butallwasinvain。Judgeofourchagrin,especiallyofthatoftheAbbe,whohadalreadyboastedtoallthemonksofhismonastery,thattheyhadonlytobringthelargepumpwhichstoodinacornerofthecloister,andhewouldconvertitintogold;butthisillluckdidnotpreventusfrompersevering。I
  oncemoremortgagedmypaternallandsforfourhundredcrowns,thewholeofwhichIdeterminedtodevotetoarenewalofmysearchforthegreatsecret。TheAbbecontributedthesamesum;and,withtheseeighthundredcrowns,IproceededtoParis,acitymoreaboundingwithalchymiststhananyotherintheworld,resolvednevertoleaveituntilIhadeitherfoundthephilosopher’sstone,orspentallmymoney。Thisjourneygavethegreatestoffencetoallmyrelationsandfriends,who,imaginingthatIwasfittedtobeagreatlawyer,wereanxiousthatIshouldestablishmyselfinthatprofession。Forthesakeofquietness,Ipretended,atlast,thatsuchwasmyobject。