Abouttenyearsafterwards,Londonwasagainalarmedbythestoryofahauntedhouse。Stockwell,nearVauxhall,thesceneoftheanticsofthisnewghost,becamealmostascelebratedintheannalsofsuperstitionasCockLane。Mrs。Golding,anelderlylady,whoresidedalonewithherservant,AnneRobinson,wassorelysurprisedontheeveningofTwelfth-Day,1772,toobserveamostextraordinarycommotionamonghercrockery。Cupsandsaucersrattleddownthechimney——potsandpanswerewhirleddownstairs,orthroughthewindows;andhams,cheeses,andloavesofbreaddisportedthemselvesuponthefloorasifthedevilwereinthem。This,atleast,wastheconclusionthatMrs。Goldingcameto;andbeinggreatlyalarmed,sheinvitedsomeofherneighbourstostaywithher,andprotectherfromtheevilone。Theirpresence,however,didnotputastoptotheinsurrectionofchina,andeveryroominthehousewasinashorttimestrewedwiththefragments。Thechairsandtablesjoined,atlast,inthetumults,andthingslookedaltogethersoseriousandinexplicable,thattheneighbours,dreadingthatthehouseitselfwouldnextbeseizedwithafitofmotion,andtumbleabouttheirears,leftpoorMrs。Goldingtobearthebruntofitbyherself。Theghostinthiscasewassolemnlyremonstratedwith,andurgedtotakeitsdeparture;
butthedemolitioncontinuingasgreatasbefore,Mrs。Goldingfinallymadeuphermindtoquitthehousealtogether。ShetookrefugewithAnneRobinsoninthehouseofaneighbour;buthisglassandcrockerybeingimmediatelysubjectedtothesamepersecution,hewasreluctantlycompelledtogivehernoticetoquit。Theoldladythusforcedbacktoherownhouse,enduredthedisturbanceforsomedayslonger,whensuspectingthatAnneRobinsonwasthecauseofallthemischief,shedismissedherfromherservice。Theextraordinaryappearancesimmediatelyceased,andwereneverafterwardsrenewed;afactwhichisofitselfsufficienttopointouttherealdisturber。A
longtimeafterwards,AnneRobinsonconfessedthewholemattertotheReverendMr。Brayfield。ThisgentlemanconfidedthestorytoMr。
Hone,whohaspublishedanexplanationofthemystery。Anne,itappears,wasanxioustohaveaclearhouse,tocarryonanintriguewithherlover,andresortedtothistricktoeffectherpurpose。Sheplacedthechinaontheshelvesinsuchamannerthatitfellontheslightestmotion,andattachedhorse-hairstootherarticles,sothatshecouldjerkthemdownfromanadjoiningroomwithoutbeingperceivedbyanyone。Shewasexceedinglydexterousatthissortofwork,andwouldhaveprovedaformidablerivaltomanyajugglerbyprofession。Afullexplanationofthewholeaffairmaybefoundinthe“Every-dayBook。“
Thelatestinstanceofthepopularpanicoccasionedbyahousesupposedtobehaunted,occurredinScotland,inthewinteroftheyear1838。Onthe5thofDecember,theinmatesofthefarm-houseofBaldarroch,inthedistrictofBanchory,Aberdeenshire,werealarmedbyobservingagreatnumberofsticks,pebble-stones,andclodsofearthflyingabouttheiryardandpremises。Theyendeavoured,butinvain,todiscoverwhowasthedelinquent;andtheshowerofstonescontinuingforfivedaysinsuccession,theycameatlasttotheconclusionthatthedevilandhisimpswerealonethecauseofit。Therumoursoonspreadoverallthatpartofthecountry,andhundredsofpersonscamefromfarandneartowitnesstheanticsofthedevilsofBaldarroch。Afterthefifthday,theshowerofclodsandstonesceasedontheoutsideofthepremises,andthesceneshiftedtotheinterior。
Spoons,knives,plates,mustard-pots,rolling-pins,andflat-ironsappearedsuddenlyenduedwiththepowerofself-motion,andwerewhirledfromroomtoroom,andrattleddownthechimneysinamannerwhichnobodycouldaccountfor。Thelidofamustard-potwasputintoacupboardbytheservant-girlinthepresenceofscoresofpeople,andinafewminutesafterwardscamebouncingdownthechimneytotheconsternationofeverybody。Therewasalsoatremendousknockingatthedoorsandontheroof,andpiecesofstickandpebble-stonesrattledagainstthewindowsandbrokethem。Thewholeneighbourhoodwasasceneofalarm;andnotonlythevulgar,butpersonsofeducation,respectablefarmers,withinacircleoftwentymiles,expressedtheirbeliefinthesupernaturalcharacteroftheseevents,andofferedupdevoutprayerstobepreservedfromthemachinationsoftheEvilOne。Thenoteoffearbeingoncesounded,thevisiters,asisgenerallythecaseinalltalesofwonder,strovewitheachotherwhoshouldwitnessthemostextraordinaryoccurrences;andwithinaweek,itwasgenerallybelievedintheparishesofBanchory-Ternan,Drumoak,Durris,Kincardine-O’Neil,andallthecircumjacentdistrictsofMearnsandAberdeenshire,thatthedevilhadbeenseenintheactofhammeringuponthehouse-topofBaldarroch。Oneoldmanassertedpositivelythat,onenight,afterhavingbeentoseethestrangegambolsoftheknivesandmustard-pots,hemetthephantomofagreatblackman,“whowheeledroundhisheadwithawhizzingnoise,makingawindabouthisearsthatalmostblewhisbonnetoff,“andthathewashauntedbyhiminthismannerforthreemiles。Itwasalsoaffirmedandbelieved,thatallhorsesanddogsthatapproachedthisenchantedground,wereimmediatelyaffected——thatagentleman,slowoffaith,hadbeencuredofhisincredulitybymeetingthebutter-churnjumpinginatthedoorashehimselfwasgoingout——thattheroofsofhouseshadbeentornoff,andthatseveralricksinthecorn-yardhaddancedaquadrilletogether,tothesoundofthedevil’sbagpipesre-echoingfromthemountain-tops。ThewomeninthefamilyofthepersecutedfarmerofBaldarrochalsokepttheirtonguesinperpetualmotion;
swellingwiththeirstrangestoriesthetideofpopularwonder。Thegoodwifeherself,andallherservants,saidthat,whenevertheywenttobed,theywereattackedwithstonesandothermissiles,someofwhichcamebelowtheblanketsandgentlytappedtheirtoes。Oneevening,ashoesuddenlydartedacrossagarretwheresomelabourersweresitting,andoneofthemen,whoattemptedtocatchit,sworepositivelythatitwassohotandheavyhewasunabletoholdit。Itwasalsosaidthatthebearbeaterasortofmortarusedtobruisebarleyin——anobjectofsuchweightthatitrequiresseveralmentomoveit——spontaneouslyleftthebarnandflewoverthehouse-top,alightingatthefeetofoneoftheservantmaids,andhittingher,butwithouthurtingherintheleast,orevencausingheranyalarm;
itbeingafactwellknowntoher,thatallobjectsthusthrownaboutbythedevillosttheirspecificgravity,andcouldharmnobody,eventhoughtheyfelluponaperson’shead。
AmongthepersonsdrawntoBaldarrochbytheseoccurrencesweretheheritor,theminister,andalltheeldersoftheKirk,underwhosesuperintendenceaninvestigationwasimmediatelycommenced。Theirproceedingswerenotpromulgatedforsomedays;and,inthemeantime,rumourcontinuedtotravelthroughalltheHighlands,magnifyingeachmysteriousincidentthefurtheritgotfromhome。Itwassaid,thatwhenthegoodwifeputherpotato-potonthefire,eachpotato,asthewaterboiled,changedintoademon,andgrinnedhorriblyatherassheliftedthelid;thatnotonlychairsandtables,butcarrotsandturnips,skippedalongthefloorinthemerriestmannerimaginable;
thatshoesandbootswentthroughalltheevolutionsoftheHighlandflingwithoutanyvisiblewearersdirectingtheirmotions;andthatapieceofmeatdetacheditselffromthehookonwhichithunginthepantry,andplaceditselfbeforethefire,whencealltheeffortsofthepeopleofthehousewereunabletoremoveituntilitwasthoroughlyroasted;andthatitthenflewupthechimneywithatremendousbang。AtBaldarrochitselfthebeliefwasnotquitesoextravagant;butthefarmerwassoconvincedthatthedevilandhisimpswerealonethecauseofallthedisturbance,thathetravelledadistanceoffortymilestoanoldconjuror,namedWillieForeman,toinducehim,forahandsomefee,toremovetheenchantmentfromhisproperty。Therewere,ofcourse,somesensibleandeducatedpeople,who,afterstrippingthestoriescirculatedoftheirexaggeration,attributedalltheresttooneorotheroftwocauses;first,thatsomegipsies,orstrollingmendicants,hiddenintheneighbouringplantation,wereamusingthemselvesbyworkingonthecredulityofthecountrypeople;or,secondly,thattheinmatesofBaldarrochcarriedonthisdeceptionthemselves,forsomereasonorother,whichwasnotverycleartoanybody。Thelastopiniongainedbutfewbelievers,asthefarmerandhisfamilyweremuchrespected;andsomanypersonshad,inthemostopenmanner,expressedtheirbeliefinthesupernaturalagency,thattheydidnotliketostultifythemselvesbyconfessingthattheyhadbeendeceived。
Atlast,afterafortnight’scontinuanceofthenoises,thewholetrickwasdiscovered。Thetwoservantlasseswerestrictlyexamined,andthencommittedtoprison。Itappearedthattheywerealoneatthebottomofthewholeaffair,andthattheextraordinaryalarmandcredulityoftheirmasterandmistress,inthefirstinstance,andoftheneighboursandcountrypeopleafterwards,madetheirtaskcomparativelyeasy。Alittlecommondexteritywasalltheyhadused;
and,beingthemselvesunsuspected,theyswelledthealarmbythewonderfulstoriestheyinvented。Itwastheywholoosenedthebricksinthechimneys,andplacedthedishesinsuchamannerontheshelves,thattheyfellontheslightestmotion。Inshort,theyplayedthesametricksasthoseusedbytheservantgirlatStockwell,withthesameresults,andforthesamepurpose——thegratificationofaloveofmischief。Theywerenosoonersecuredinthecountygaolthanthenoisesceased,andmostpeoplewereconvincedthathumanagencyalonehadworkedallthewonder。Somefewofthemostdevoutlysuperstitiousstillheldoutintheirfirstbelief,andrefusedtolistentoanyexplanation。
Thesetalesofhauntedhouses,especiallythoseofthelastandpresentcentury,howevertheymaymakeusblushforpopularfolly,areyetgratifyingintheirresults;fortheyshowthatsocietyhasmadeavastimprovement。HadParsonsandhiswife,andtheothercontriversoftheCockLanedeception,livedtwohundredyearsearlier,theywouldnot,perhaps,havefoundagreaternumberofdupes,buttheywouldhavebeenhangedaswitches,insteadofbeingimprisonedasvagabonds。TheingeniousAnneRobinsonandtheslylassesofBaldarrochwould,doubtless,havemetasimilarfate。Thusitispleasanttoreflect,thatthoughtheremaybeasmuchfollyandcredulityintheworldasever,inoneclassofsociety,thereismorewisdomandmercyinanotherthaneverwereknownbefore。Lawgivers,byblottingfromthestatute-booktheabsurdorsanguinaryenactmentsoftheirpredecessors,havemadeonesteptowardsteachingthepeople。Itistobehopedthatthedayisnotfardistantwhenlawgiverswillteachthepeoplebysomemoredirectmeans,andpreventtherecurrenceofdelusionslikethese,andmanyworse,whichmightbecited,bysecuringtoeverychildbornwithintheirdominionsaneducationinaccordancewiththeadvancingstateofcivilization。Ifghostsandwitchesarenotyetaltogetherexploded,itisthefault,notsomuchoftheignorantpeople,asofthelawandthegovernmentthathaveneglectedtoenlightenthem。
EndofVolumeTwoMemoirsofExtraordinaryPopularDelusions-Volume3
byCharlesMackayMEMOIRSOFEXTRAORDINARYPOPULARDELUSIONS。
“Ilestbondeconnaitrelesdeliresdel’esprithumain。
Chaquepeupleasesfoliesplusoumoinsgrossieres。“
THEALCHYMISTS;or,SearchersforthePhilosopher’sStoneandtheWaterofLifePARTI——HistoryofAlchymyfromtheearliestperiodstotheFifteenthCentury——PretendedAntiquityoftheArt——Geber——
Alfarabi——Avicenna——AlbertusMagnus——ThomasAquinas——
Artephius——AlaindeLisle——ArnolddeVilleneuve——Pietrod’Apone——RaymondLulli——RogerBacon——PopeJohnXXII——JeandeMeung——NicholasFlamel——GeorgeRipley——BasilValentine——
BernardofTreves——Trithemius——TheMarechaldeRays——JacquesCoeur——InferiorAdepts。
PARTII——ProgressoftheInfatuationduringtheSixteenthandSeventeenthCenturies——Augurello——CorneliusAgrippa——
Paracelsus——GeorgeAgricola——DenysZachaire——Dr。DeeandEdwardKelly——TheCosmopolite——Sendivogius——TheRosicrucians——
MichaelMayer——RobertFludd——JacobBohmen——JohnHeydn——
JosephFrancisBorri——AlchymicalWritersoftheSeventeenthCentury——DeLisle——AlbertAluys——CountdeSt。Germains——
Cagliostro——PresentStateoftheScience。