Itmustbeconfessedthatwesometimeskeptverybad
  companyatVersailles。
  Theking,whoabhorreddegradingactions,
  didnotliketheducdeFronsac,butwasfullofkindlyfeeling
  towardstheducd’Aiguillon。
  Thelatterexperiencedtheextent
  ofhisfavorinhislongandobstinatestrugglewiththeparliament
  ofBretagne。
  Itmustbeowned,thatifhegainedthevictoryat
  court,hedecidedlylostitinthecity,andIwaspublicly
  insultedonthisaccountinthemostbrutalmanner。
  However,
  thefriendshipwhichhisfirstinterviewinspiredmewith,Ihave
  alwayspreservedunaltered。
  Theweekglidedaway,andeachdaymyfortuneseemedmorefully
  assured。
  Theloveofthekingincreased,heheapedpresentson
  meperpetually,andseemedtothinkhenevercoulddoenoughfor
  me。
  ThebountiesofLouisXVwereknown,andinstantlyaroused
  againstmethetwoenemieswithwhomIhadbeenthreatened——the
  ducdeChoiseulandtheduchessedeGrammont,hissister。
  Imust
  say,however,that,atfirst,thebrothercontentedhimselfwith
  despisingme,buttheduchessewasfurious;Ihadoffendedher
  feminineself-love,andshecouldnotforgiveme。
  Ihavetoldyou
  thatsheobtainedpossessionofthekingbystratagem。
  Thisis
  fact。
  Shewasinaplaceofconcealmentduringaregaldebauch,
  andwhenLouisleftthetable,withhisheadheatedbywine,she
  awaitedhiminhisbedtocommitasortofviolenceonhim。
  What
  curiousambition!
  Assoonasthisnobleladylearnedmyposition,
  shewasdesirousofknowingwhoIwas,andIhavebeentold
  sinceallthemeasuresshetooktolearnthis。
  Shedidnot
  confinehersearchtothecircleofVersailles,buthastenedto
  prosecuteherinquiriesinPariswithM。deSartines。
  The
  lieutenantofpolicenotsuspectingthefavorthatawaitedme,
  aswellasthatwhichIalreadyenjoyed,andontheotherhand
  persuadedofthatoftheChoiseulfamily,setallhisbloodhounds
  onmytraces。
  Theydidnotfailtobringhimbackathousand
  horribletalesaboutme,withwhichhegratifiedtheduchesse,
  who,thinkingtherebytodomeasevereinjury,spreadinthe
  chateauamultitudeofprejudicialtalesagainstme,hopingthat
  theywouldreachtheearsofthekinganddisgusthimwithhis
  amour。
  Itwasatthisjuncturethatappearedinthe““thoseinfamousarticles,collectedinwhattheycall
  theCollectionofBachaumont。
  Fromthesamesourceproceeded
  thesongswhichfilledParis,andweresung
  abouteverywhere。
  Thesescandalsproducednoothereffectthan
  increasingtheattachmentwhichthekinghadforme,andto
  diminishthatwhichhefeltfortheducdeChoiseul。
  Passionneverreasons;ifithadcommonsense,itwouldperceive
  thatitcannotdisgustaloverbyvilifyinghismistress,but,on
  thecontrary,interestshisself-loveinsupportingher。
  Thus
  alltheseintriguesscathedmenot;Ididnotmentiontomy
  counsellorcomteJeananinsultwhichImetwithinthepark
  atVersaillesfrommadamedeGrammont。
  Ididnottellittothe
  king,notwishingtocreateanydisturbanceatcourt。
  Iavenged
  myselfbymyself,andthinkIconductedmyselfremarkablywell
  inthisadventure,whichwasasfollows:
  IwaswalkinginthegardenwithHenriette,whohadgivenmeher
  arm;itwasearlyinthemorning,andthewalksappearedsolitary。
  WewalkedtowardsthesideoftheIled’Amour,whenwe
  heardthestepsoftwopersonswhocamebehindus。
  Henriette
  turnedherheadandthensaidtome,“HerearemesdamesdeBrionne
  anddeGrammont。“
  Iknewthelatterbutveryslightly,andthe
  formernotatall。
  Certainlyshecouldnothavebeenthereby
  chance;theyknewIshouldbethere,andwishedtoseemeclosely。
  Notsuspectingwhatwastofollow,Iwasdelightedattherencontre。
  Theypasseduswithheaderect,haughtyair;lookedatmewitha
  disdainfulstare,laughedrudelyandwalkedaway。
  Altho’such
  behavioroffendedme,itdidnotputmeoutofhumor;Ithought
  itverynaturalformadamedeGrammonttobeirritatedagainstme。
  Henriettehadlessmagnanimity。
  Sherepeatedsooftenhow
  impertinentitwasthustoinsultafemalehonoredbythebounties
  oftheking,andsofarexcitedmyfeelings,thatinsteadof
  returningasprudencesuggested,Ifollowedthestepsofthese
  ladies。
  IdidnotproceedfarbeforeIrejoinedthem;theywere
  seatedonabench,awaitingmyarrivalasitappeared。
  Ipassed
  closetothem,andatthatmomenttheduchessedeGrammont,
  raisinghervoice,said,
  “Itmustbeaprofitablebusinesstosleepwitheverybody。“
  Iwasexcessivelynettled,andinstantlyretorted,“AtleastI
  cannotbeaccusedofmakingaforcibleentryintoanyperson’s
  bed。“
  Thearrowwenttothemarkandpenetrateddeeply。
  The
  wholecountenanceoftheduchesseturnedpale,exceptherlips,
  whichbecameblue。
  Shewouldhavesaidsomethingfoolish,but
  madamedeBrionne,morecoolbecausetouchedlessnearly,placed
  herhandoverhercompanion’smouth。
  Iinmyturnwalkedaway
  withHenriette,laughingtilltearscameintomyeyesatthis
  pleasingvictory。
  TheduchessedeGrammont,whohadnofurtherinclinationtolaugh,
  toldthewholetoherbrother。
  He,wholovedherexcessively,too
  muchsoperhaps,reprimandedher,nevertheless,andpointedout
  toherthedisadvantageinanopenstrugglewithme。
  Madamede
  Brionnewasenjoinedtosecrecy,butthatdidnotpreventherfrom
  confidingtheaffairtothedowagerduchessed’Aiguillon。
  Thislatterwasaladyofmostsuperiormerit,unitingtomuch
  witmoresolidacquirements。
  ShespokeEnglishlikeanative。
  Herdeath,whichhappenedin1772,wasagreatmisfortunetoher
  son,towhomshegavethemostexcellentcounsel。
  Shetoldmy
  adventuretoherdaughter-in-law,who,excessivelyambitious,saw,
  withoutanypain,theincreasingattachmentofherhusbandfor
  me。
  Imusttellyou,inaparenthesis,thatIalwayslivedonthe
  besttermswithher,andthat,inmydisgrace,herfriendshipdid
  notweaken。
  Imustdoherthisjustice。
  Allmy
  havenotbeenequallyfaithfultowardsme。
  Thesetwoladiesknowingthisoccurrence,theducd’Aiguillonwas
  notlongkeptinignorancethatsomethinghadhappened。
  Hecame
  inhastetoseeme,andinquiredwhatitwas。
  Butheaskedinvain,
  Iwouldnottellhim。
  Mysecrecyhurthim,andonhisreturnhome
  hewrotetome。
  AsIhavegreatpleasureintellingyouallthat
  recallsthisamiablegentlemantomymind,Iwilltranscribehis
  letter,whichwillgiveyouanopportunityofjudgingoftheturn
  ofhismind。