“Yourmajestyspeakstome,“Ianswered,“withgreatcondescension
  [mysister-in-lawlefttheroomthatshemightnotspoilthe
  explanation],butyetyouarethecauseoftheinsolenceswhich
  Iamsubjectedtofromthevilecrew。“
  “Whatisthematterwithyouto-day?
  Intruthyouareaperfect
  littledevil。“
  “IwishIwere,thatImightpunisheviltongues,sincethereis
  nokingofFrancetoavengeme。“
  “Youaresevere,madame,“repliedLouisXV,turninghisimposing
  andhandsomefacetowardsme,andtowhichhevainlyendeavored
  togiveanairofanger。
  Isawmysuccess,andadded,
  “Yes,sire,itisinsupportableformetothinkthatIamsupposed
  nottopossessyourfriendship,andthatIonlyplaythepartofa
  temporaryfriend。
  Itmakesmewretched:youmustnotbeangryif
  Icomplainofyoutoyourroyalself。“
  “Well,well,youmadcap,whatmustIdo?
  WhommustIbanish?“
  “Oh,sire,noone:withyouraugustsupportIfearnoperson;
  nothingbutappearances。“
  “Youareanexcellentcreature;inyourplacemadamedePompadour
  wouldhaveimprisonedhalfFrance。“
  “Thatwasbecauseshelovedrevengebetterthanshelovedyour
  majesty。
  Asforme,IshouldbemiserableifIwerethecauseof
  onesinglefamilycomplainingagainstyou。“
  Theking,delightedatthesewords,whichreallycamefrommy
  heart,embracedmetenderlytwoorthreetimes,andsaid,
  “Iwishyourenemiescouldunderstandyou,fortheywouldsoon
  beatyourknees。
  Butifweimprisonorexilenoperson,how
  shallwestriketerrorintothem?“
  “ItisnotterrorbutenvythatIwouldexcite。
  Letmebe
  presentedatcourt,andallmywisheswillbesatisfied。“
  “Icannotforthelifeofmedivinewhyyoushouldlaysomuch
  stressoncomingtowearyyourselfwiththeceremoniesofmyself
  anddaughters。
  Heavenpreserveyoufromalltheirksomenessof
  courtceremony!“
  AndLouisXVsighed。
  “Didyoueverthink,“he
  added,“ofallthevanities,alltheinterestsIhavetomanage;
  alltheintriguesthatareperpetuallyagitating,andalltheopposition
  madetome?
  Thecourt,thecity,thepeople,willriseagainst
  me:theywillclamor,groan,complain;verse,prose,epigram,and
  pamphletwillappearinuninterruptedsuccession。
  Youwouldbe
  firstattacked,andhatredwillperhapsextendtome。
  Ishallsee
  againthetimeswhentheDamiens,inthenameoftheparliaments,
  asonepartysays,inthenameoftheJesuits,astheotherparty
  says,and,whatismoretrue,inthename——“
  Thekingsuddenlypaused;adeepshadeofmelancholysettledon
  hisfeatures,hisnobleheaddroppedonhisbosom。
  LouisXV
  remainedforsometimemotionless;atlength,
  “Well,“heexclaimed,attemptingtoforceasmile,“well!
  Iwill
  writetotheladiesdeGrammont,toinformthemthattheyneed
  notgivethemselvesthetroubletoremainnearmeatthechateau。“
  OnhissayingthesewordsIdartedtowardsthedoor,andwent
  intomychamber。
  Thekingfollowed,andfindingtheremademoiselle
  Chon,whowasworkingatsometapestry,saidtoher,
  “Mademoiselle,Iconfidetoyourcare,andbyoral,themostamiablelittledevilinFrance。
  Andnow,
  mademoiselleduBarry,havingnothingfurthertoadd,Ipray
  GodtotakeyoutoHispowerfulandholykeeping。“
  Afterthispleasantrytheking,delightedatthegaytermination
  ofasomewhatseriousscene,went,orrathervanished;forto
  useaproverbialexpression,heranlikeathief。
  AssoonasIwasalonewithmysister-in-law,Itoldherallthat
  hadpassed。
  “Isee,“saidshe,“thatthekingisfearfulofoffendingtheduc
  deChoiseul,andgivingannoyancetohisdaughters。
  Butastep
  mustbedeterminedonwhichwillplaceyououtofthereachof
  completedisgrace。
  Woulditnotbebesttogetsomenobleman,
  whocandosowithinfluence,tospeaktohimonthesubject?
  If
  theducdeRichelieuwerehere——“
  “But,“Iinstantlyexclaimed,“havewenothisnephew,theducd’
  Aiguillon?
  Heiswellwiththeking,andIamcertainwilltake
  themostlivelyinterestinallthatconcernsme。“
  “Ihavenodoubtofit,“saidChon,withaslylook。
  “Writeto
  himtocome,andyoucanarrangeyourulteriorproceedings。“
  Onthisadvice,whichwasquitetomytaste,Iwentinstantlyto
  mywriting-table,thelastpresentwhichthekinghadmademe。
  Itwasmadeofsilvergilt,andchinaslabsbeautifullypainted。
  WhenIopenedit,aglasswasliftedwhichreflectedmycountenance。
  Isatdownandwrotethefollowingnotetotheducd’Aiguillon:——
  “Youmustbecontent。
  Iwantyourassistance,I
  reallywantit。
  Themomenthascomefordeserving
  allmyconfidence。
  Willyouhaveitatallrisksand
  perils?
  Reflectwellbeforeyouundertakethis:if
  youaccept,cometo-dayatfiveo’clockprecisely,
  neitherlaternorsooner。“
  Alittlewhileafterwardsthefollowingreplywasbrought。
  “Onethingdispleasesmeinyourletterwhichelse
  enchantsme。
  Youappeartodoubtmyobedience。
  AmInotyourslave?
  Andwhenyousaytome,
  willInot?
  Relyonmeasonyourself;even
  more:foryourvivacitymayleadyouintoerror,
  andIshallpreservemyreason。
  Yes,madame,I
  will,whennearyou,preservemyreasonwhenyour
  interestsareatstake。
  AtthefixedhourIshall
  havethehonortolayatyourfeetmyrespectful
  homageandboundlessdevotion。“
  Itwasimpossibletoexpressarealsentimentwithmoredelicacy。
  Iwascharmedatit,nolongerdoubtingthatthedukewould
  considermyinterestsashisown。
  Iawaitedthehouroffive
  withimpatience,whenmygoodfortunebroughttheprincede
  Soubise。
  Afterthefirstcompliments,
  “Well,madamelacomtesse,whenisyourpresentationtotakeplace?“
  “Idonotknow,monsieurlemarechal;thereareobstaclesinthe
  way。
  Ifearthattheywhowishtoinjuremeabusetheirinfluence
  withtheking。“
  “Iseethathismajestyhesitates,altho’heisdesirousofgiving
  youstation。
  Hemustbestimulatedtoknowthatheismaster;
  andthatifheshowsanywaveringinthisparticular,itwillbe
  madeuseoftogovernhimhereafter。“
  HeartilydidIapplaudthelanguageofM。deSoubise:Ididnot
  suspectthatthedearprincehadanothermotivebehind。
  Atthe
  endoftheinterviewhesaid,
  “Madame,youwouldnothavebeenasyounowarehadyoubeen
  moreconciliatorytowardsme。
  Iknowtheking,andknowhowto
  managehim。
  Iflattermyselfthatyouwouldhavebeennowpresented
  hadyoudeignedtohearmyadvice。“
  “DidIrejectit?
  WasIwrongindecliningtohavemademoiselle
  Guimardasambassadress?
  Wereyouassuredofhersilence?
  Mightshenothavecompromisedus?“
  “Youareright;Ididasonewouldhavedoneatyourage,andyou
  havedoneasIshoulddoatmine;butthereisalwaystimetoamend。“
  “Certainly,prince。“
  “Youacceptmyadvice,then。“
  “Yes,“Ireplied,seeingthedefileinwhichhewishedtoentrap
  me,“yes,ifIampresentedthro’yourinfluence,fromthat
  momentyoubecomemyguideandmentor。
  Butitisimportant
  thatthepresentationbenotdelayed;Irelyonyoutospeakto
  thekingthisdayaboutit;andIknowthathewillgivemeevery
  particularoftheimmenseserviceyouwillrenderme。“
  Foroncethemadcapgirlgotthebetterofthepractisedcourtier。
  M。deSoubise,takeninhisownsnare,politelyexcusedhimself,
  andleftmewithanassurancethathewouldspeaktotheking。
  Hedidspeak,butobtainednothingmorethananyother。
  You
  willseeinmynextletterthatIdidnotarriveatthe
  accomplishmentofmywisheswithoutmuchtrouble。
  Therewere
  inthisaffairmoreintriguesforandagainstmethanwereafterwards
  setonfoottodecidewarwithAmerica。
  CHAPTERVII
  Thecomtesseandtheducd’Aiguillon——M。deSoubise——LouisXV
  andtheducd’Aiguillon——Letterfromthecomtesse
  totheking——
  Answeroftheking-The““——Thecomtesseand
  LouisXV——Thesupper——Thecourtladiesmystified——Thecomtesseand
  M。deSartines
  IwasstilltriumphingattheskillwhichIhaddisplayed
  inmyconferencewiththeprincedeSoubisewhenthe
  ducd’Aiguillonentered。
  “Goodheaven,“saidhe,kissingmyhandverytenderly,“into
  whatinquietudedidyouthrowmebyyourdearandcruelletter。
  Theambiguityofyourstylehascausedmeinexpressiblesorrow;
  andyouhaveaddedtoitbynotallowingmetocometoyouat
  thefirstmoment。“
  “Icouldnot:Ithoughtitwouldbedangerousforyoutoappear
  beforethekingpreviouslytohavingseenme。“
  “Wouldthekinghavethoughtmyvisitstrange?“
  askedtheduke,
  notwithoutsomeemotion。
  “Thatisnotthepoint。
  Theblackspiteofmyenemieshasnot
  yetdeprivedmeofthecounselsofafriend。
  Butasitisnecessary
  tospeaktothekinginmyfavor,Iwishthatheshouldnotknow
  thatyoudosoatmyrequest。“
  AfterthisIrelatedtothedukemyconversationwiththeking。
  “Yoursituationisdelicate,“saidhetome,“butitshouldnot
  troubleyou。
  Thekingisweak,wemustgivehimcourage。
  Itis