aretheplagueofFrance;youwillseewhithertheywillleadit。“
Thekingspokethiswithananimatedair,andifatthismoment
M。delaVrillierehadcometoaskfora
againstawriter,thekingwouldnothaverefusedit。
“Besides,“addedtheking,inatoneoflessanger,butnoless
emphatically,“Iseewithpainthatthepolicedonotdotheirduty
withregardtoalltheseindignities。“
“Yet,“saidtheducdeDuras,“M。deSartinesdoeswonders。“
“Thenwhydoeshetoleratesuchinsults?
Iwilllethimknow
mydiscontent。“
TheducdeDuraswasalarmed,andkepthismouthclosed。
Theking
then,resuminghisgaiety,jokedthetwogentlemenontheirsecret
intrigues:thenchangingtheconversationsuddenly,hetalkedof
theexpectedarrivalofthekingofDenmark。
“DucdeDuras,“saidhe,“youandyoursonmustdotheofficeof
masterofceremoniestohismajesty。
Ihopeyouwill
endeavortoamusehim。“
“Yes,sire。“
“Mind,whatyouundertakeisnojoke。
Itisnoeasymatterto
amuseaking。“
ThiswasatruthwhichIperceivedateverymoment,andourmonarch
wasnottheonetobeamusedwithtriflingexertion。
Frequently
whenheenteredmyapartmenthethrewhimselfonanottoman,and
yawnedmostexcessively,yes,yawnedinmycompany。
Ihadbutone
modeofrousinghimfromthisapathy,butitwasasureone。
I
spokeofthehighmagistracyanditsperpetualresistancetothe
throne。
Thenthekingaroused,instantlysprungfromhisseat,
traversedtheroomwithrapidstrides,anddeclaimedvigorously
againstthe;thushestyledtheparliaments。
I
confess,however,thatIonlyhadrecoursetothe“blackgowns“
atthelastextremity。
LittledidIthinkthatatalaterperiod
Ishouldleaguemyselfagainstthem。
Ontheonehand,theduc
d’Aiguillonhatedthemmortally,andontheother,thecomteJean,
likearealToulousian,wouldhavecarriedtheminhisslippers;
sothatwaveringbetweentheadmirationoftheoneandthehatred
oftheother,Iknewnotwhichtolistento,orwhichpartytoside
with。
Buttoreturntopresentmatters。
Thekingwasalwaysthinkingofthe““and
determinedtoavengemeasopenlyasIhadbeenattacked。
Two
orthreedaysafterwardshegaveasupper,towhichheinvitedthe
duchesseandcomtessedeGrammont,madamedeForcalquier,the
princessdeMarsan,themarechaledeMirepoix,andthecomtesses
deCoignyanddeMontbarrey。
Theywereseatedattablelaughing
andamusingthemselves;theytalkedofthepleasureofbeingto
,ofhavingno;theypiercedmewitha
hundredthrusts;theytriumphed!
Andyetthekingwaslaughingin
hissleeve。
Atapremeditatedsignaltheducd’Aiguillon,oneof
theguests,askedhismajestyifhehadseenthecomtesseduBarry
thatday。
Thisterriblename,thrownsuddenlyintothemidstof
myenemies,hadtheeffectofathunder-clap。
Alltheladieslooked
ateachotherfirstandthenattheking,andtheducd’Aiguillon,
reservingprofoundsilence。
Hismajestythenreplied,thathehad
nothadthehappinessofvisitingmethatday,nothavinghadone
moment’sleisure;theneulogizedmeatgreatlength,andendedby
sayingtotheduke,
“IfyouseethecomtessebeforeIdo,besure
tosaythatIdrankthisglassofwinetoherhealth。“
Theladiesdidnotanticipatethis。
TheduchessedeGrammont
particularly,inspiteoflongresidenceatcourt,turnedpaleto
herveryears,andIbelievebutforetiquetteshewouldhave
fallenintoaswoon。
Ilearntafterwardsfromthemarechalede
Mirepoix,thattheduchesse,ongoinghome,gaveherselfuptoa
fitofrage,whichdidnotterminateevenonthefollowingday。
Whenthekingrelatedthisoccurrencetome,hewasasproud
ofitasifhehaddoneamostcourageousdeed。
ButIhaveomittedadaywhichwasofgreatimportancetomeinits
consequences。
ImeanthedaywhichfollowedthatonwhichIhad
complainedtotheducdeDurasofM。thelieutenantofpolice。
In
themorningearlymysister-in-lawcameintomyroom。
“Sister,“saidshe,“comteJeanisherewithM。deSartines,who
begstopayhisrespectstoyou。
Willyoureceivehim?“
“M。deSartines!
Yes,lethimcomein;Iwilltreathimas
hedeserves。“
ComteJeanthencamein,precededbythelieutenantofpolice:he
worealargeperukewithwhitepowder,andcurledwiththeutmost
care。
Wigswerehismania,andhehadaroomfilledfromfloor
toceilingwiththeseornaments。
Theducd’Ayensaid,thathe
nevershouldbeintroubleaboutthecouncilofstate,forincase
ofneed,itmightbefoundandreplenishedfromthehouseofthe
lieutenantofpolice。
LetusleavewigsandreverttoM。deSartines。
HeappearedbeforemewiththeairofTartuffe,and,forgivethe
phrase,。
“Madame,“saidhetome,“IhavebeeninformedthatIamin
disgracewithyou,andhavecometoinquirehowImayextricate
myselffromthismisfortune。“
“Yououghttoknow,sir。
TwiceinonemonthhaveIbeenshamefully
insulted;andyetthefirstintimationofsuchathingoughttohave
putyouonyourguard。“
M。deSartines,whommytonehadmuchsurprised,endeavoredto
justifyhimself,whencomteJeansaidtohim,
“Mydearlieutenantofpolice,allyouhavesaidgoesfornothing。
Onethingiscertain,andthatis,thatthereisadeficiencyof
respecttowardsmysister-in-law。
Yousaythatitisnotyour
fault:whatproofdoyougiveusofthis?
Whatinquirieshave
youmade?
Whatmeasureshaveyoutaken?
Any?
Whydoyoucome
tousifyouaidourenemies?“
M。deSartineswouldfainhaveensconcedhimselfinhisowndignity。
“M。duBarry,“washisreply,“Ishallrenderanaccountofmy
conducttotheking。“
“Verywell,sir,“Ireplied,“butdonotsupposethateitheryou
ortheChoiseulscangivemeanycauseoffear。“
M。deSartineswasthunderstruck;myboldnessastonishedhim。
At
lengthhesaid,
“Madame,youareangrywithmecauselessly;Iammorenegligent
thanculpable。
Itisuselesstosaythistotheking。“
“Iwillnotconcealfromyou,sir,thatheknowsitall,andis
greatlydiscontentedwithyou。
“
“Iamlostthen,“saidM。deSartines。
“Lost!
notprecisely,“repliedcomteJean;“butyoumustdecide
atonceandforeverwhatpartyyouwilljoin。
Ifyouarewithus
theywilluseyouharshly;ifyoutaketheoppositepartylookto
yourself。
Choose。“
Aftersometurningsandtwistings,accompaniedwithcompliments,
M。deSartinesdeclaredthathewouldrangehimselfunderour
banner。
ThenIextendedtohimmyhandintokenofreconciliation;
hetookitwithrespect,andkisseditwithgallantry。
Uptothis
timewehadconversedwithfeelingsofrestraintandstanding;but
nowweseatedourselves,andbegunaconferenceinform,astothe
mannerofpreventingarecurrenceoftheoffensiveoutragesagainst
me。
AsaproofofgoodintentionM。deSartinestoldmetheauthor
ofthetwoarticlesofwhichIcomplained。
Hewasawretch,named
Ledoux,whofortwelvehundredlivresperannumwrotedownall
thosewhodispleasedtheduchessedeGrammont。
Thisladyhadno
fearofdoingallthatwasnecessarytoremoveeveryobstacletothe
publicationofsuchinfamies。
AfterM。deSartineshadgivenusallthedetailswhichwedesired,
andafterIhadpromisedtoreconcilehimtohismaster,hewent
awaydelightedwithhavingseenme。
Believeme,myfriend,itis
necessarytobeashandsomeasIam,thatistosay,asIwas,to
seducealieutenantofpolice。