Isentto
  requestthekingtocometome;andwhenheenteredIthrew
  myselfathisfeet,entreatinghimtoappeasehisdaughteronany
  terms,andtoletmegoaway,sinceIbroughtsuchtroubleinto
  hisfamily。
  Theking,irritatedatmadameAdelaide’sconduct,wenttoher,
  andtoldher,inaprivateinterview,thathewouldmakecertain
  matterspublicifshedidnotholdhertongue;andshe,alarmed,
  ceasedherclamor,orrather,contentedherselfincomplaining
  inalowerkey。
  Ofthepresentation——ThekingandtheducdeRichelieuatcomtesse
  duBarry’s——M。delaVauguyon——Conversation——Letteroftheduketo
  thecomtesseduBarry——Reply——Thecountessunitesherselfwiththe
  Jesuitparty——MadameLouise——MadameSophie——M。Bertin——Madame
  deBercheny
  ThisfitofangerofmadameAdelaidehadgivenadditionalcourage
  tothecabal。
  Itbegantoexclaim
  andplotagainstmewith
  redoubledforce;hopingthustointimidatetheking,and
  effectuallybarmypresentation;butitonlytendedtohastenit。
  Oneevening,whenthekingandthemarechaldeRichelieuwere
  withme,hesaidtome,
  “Astopmustbeputtotheseclamors。
  Iseethatuntilyouare
  presented,therewillbedoubtsperpetuallyarisingandtormenting
  usonthesubject;anduntilittakesplaceIshallhavenoease。
  !
  Letustakethebestmeansinourpowerofreducing
  thesemalcontentstosilence。“
  “Sire,“repliedthemarechal,“makeyourwillpalpable,andyou
  willseeallthecourtsubmit。“
  “Yes,butmydaughters?“
  “Mesdamesknowbetterthananypersonsthedeferencedueto
  yourorders。“
  “Iassureyou,“repliedtheking,“thatitwillbeanunpleasant
  quarterofanhourformetopass。“
  “Well,sire,thenchargeoneofuswiththemission:thebishop
  ofSenlis,forinstance,orM。delaVauguyon。
  Ifeelassured
  thateitherofthemwillacquithimselfadmirablyinthebusiness,
  withthepreviousunderstandingthatyourmajestywillsupport
  himwithyourauthority。“
  “Iwilldosomostassuredly;butitwillbebestnottouseit
  butatthelastextremity。
  Ihavenowishtobemadeabugbear
  tomyfamily。“
  “Astotheselectionofanambassador,“Iinterrupted,“Ibegit
  maynotfallonM。deRoquelaure;hehasbeenworkingagainst
  meforsometime。“
  “WhynotsendM。deJarente?“
  inquiredtheking。
  “Ah,sire,“repliedtheduke,“becausewecannottrusthim;he
  isagay*fellow。
  MadameSophiemighttellhim,thatheonly
  tookthepartofmadameduBarry,becausehepasseshislife
  amongstpetticoats。“
  Flippant,light-minded,unreliable。
  Atthetimethisbook
  waswritten“gay“didnotcarryitspresentconnotationof
  homosexuality,nordiditalwayscarrytheconnotationof
  cheerfulandhappythatprecededthepresentconnotation——
  Gutenberged。
  “Trueenough,“saidtheking,“IprefertheducdelaVauguyon:
  hehasagoodreputation——“
  “Andwelldeserved,“saidtheoldmarechal,sneering。
  “Yes,sire,
  heisapiousman;atleast,heplayshispartwell。
  “
  “Peace,viper;yousparenobody。“
  “Sire,Iamonlytakingmyrevenge。“
  “Whydoyounotlikethegovernorofmygrandsons?“
  “Intruth,sire,Imustconfesstoyou,thatexceptyourselfand
  theladies,IhavenotmanylikingsatVersailles。“
  LouisXVsmiled,andIpulledthebell;whenavaletappeared,
  Isaid,
  “GoandfindM。delaVauguyonforhismajesty。“
  Whenwewerealone,“What,already?
  “saidLouisXV。
  “Madameisright,“repliedtheduke,“wemuststrikewhilethe
  ironishot。“
  Thekingbegantopaceupanddowntheroom,whichwashis
  invariablecustomwhenanythingdisturbedhim:thensuddenlystopping,
  “IshouldnotbeastonishedatapointblankrefusalfromM。de
  laVauguyon。“
  “Oh,sire,makeyourselfeasy;thegovernorhasnoinclinationto
  followthestepsofMontausierorBeauvilliers。
  Intruthyouare
  verycandid;andImusttellyou,thatyouhavetoogoodan
  opinionofus。“
  AtthismomentM。delaVauguyonentered。
  Hesalutedtheking
  withhumility;andaskedhim,inamildtoneofvoice,whathis
  pleasurewaswithhim。
  “Arealmarkofyourzeal,“wastheking’sreply。
  “Andofyourgallantry,“addedthemarechal,whosawthehesitation
  oftheking。
  LouisXVwasenchantedthatanothershouldspeak
  forhim。
  M。deRichelieucontinued:
  “Hismajesty,monsieurleduc,wishesthatyoushouldprepare
  mesdamestoreceiveourdearcountesshere,whensheshallappear
  beforethemtopaythehomageofherrespectanddevotion。“
  Theking,emboldenedbythesewords,said,“Yes,mydearduke,
  Icanonlyfindyouinthechateauwhohaveanyinfluenceover
  theprincesses,mydaughters。
  Theyhavemuchrespect,andno
  lessfriendship,foryou。
  Youwilleasilybringthemtoreason。“
  AsM。delaVauguyonseemedinnohurrytoundertakethecharge,
  themarechaladded,
  “Yes,sir,tomanagethisbusinessproperly,youandM。deSenlis
  aretheonlymeninthekingdom。“
  Themarechalhadhisreasonsforsayingthis,forasecretjealousy
  existedbetweenthegovernorandthegrandalmoner。
  M。dela
  Vauguyonmadehastetosay,thathecouldnotresisthismajesty’s
  orders,andhisdesiretobeagreeabletome。
  “Ah!
  youwillthendosomethingforme?“
  Ireplied。
  “Iam
  delightedandproud。“
  “Madame,“repliedthedukewithmuchgravity,“friendsareproved
  onoccasion。“
  “Thepresentoneprovesyourattachmenttome,“saidIinmy
  turn;“andhismajestywillnotthinkitwrongofme,if,asa
  recompense,Iembraceyouinhispresence“:and,onsayingthis,
  IwentuptotheducdelaVauguyon,andgavehimtwokisses,
  whichthepoormantookasquietlyaspossible。
  “That’swell,“saidtheking。
  “Youare,laVauguyon,amanofa
  thousand。
  Listenattentivelytome。
  Iwishmuchthatthe
  comtesseduBarryshouldbepresented;Iwishit,andthat,too,
  indefianceofallthatcanbesaidanddone。
  Myindignationis
  excitedbeforehandagainstallthosewhoshallraiseanyobstacle
  toit。
  Donotfailtoletmydaughtersknow,thatiftheydonot
  complywithmywishes,Iwillletmyangerfallheavilyonall
  personsbywhosecounselstheymaybepersuaded;forIonlyam
  master,andIwillproveittothelast。
  Theseareyourcredentials,
  mydearduke,addtothemwhatyoumaythinkfitting;Iwill
  bearyououtinanything——“
  “Mercy!“
  saidtheducdeRichelieutomeinanundertone,“the
  kinghaspouredforthallhisenergyinwords;hewillhavenone
  lefttoactuponifhemeetswithanyresistance。“
  Themarechal
  knewthekingwell。
  “Idoubtnot,sire,“repliedtheducdelaVauguyon,“thatthe
  respectfuldutyofmesdameswillbereadytocomplywith
  yourdesires。“
  “Itrustandbelieveitwillproveso,“repliedthekinghastily。
  “Iamagoodfather,andwouldnotthatmydaughtersshouldgive
  mecausetobeangrywiththem。
  LetmadameAdelaideunderstand,
  thatshehaslatelyhadamistakenopinionofme,andthatshe
  hasanopportunityofrepairinghererrorinthepresentinstance。
  TheprincessesarenotignorantthatIhaveoftenshutmyeyes
  uponcertainaffairs。
  Enough;theymustnowtestifytheir
  attachmentforme。
  Whyshouldtheyopposethepresentationof
  thecomtesse?
  theywerenotsosqueamish
  inthedaysofmadamedePompadour。“
  AttheselatterwordsIcouldnotforbearlaughing。
  LaVauguyon
  anddeRichelieuleftusandheretheconversationterminated。
  ThenextmorningtheybroughtmeanotefromtheducdelaVauguyon。
  Thusitran:——
  MADAME,——Readytoserveyou,Iwishtohavea
  fewminutes’conversationwithyou。
  Bepersuaded
  thatIwillnottellyouanythingbutwhatwillbe
  agreeableandusefultoyou。“
  Iinstantlyanswered:——
  “Youaretoogoodafriendformetorefusetosee
  youwillinglyunderanycircumstances,and
  particularlythepresent。
  Yourconductyesterday
  assuresyoumyeternalregard。