“Theobjectofyourattackapproaches,“saidLebeltome,“it
wouldbeaswelltoreconnoitrealittle。
Remember,notaword
ofhisrank,nocastdown,timidlooksathissovereignpower;
nobendingofknees,orfalteringofvoice。“
Theadvicethusgivenwasuseless。
ComteJean,whoborethe
reputationof,atleast,amanofmuchcoolimpudence,was,Iam
certain,moredeficientthanmyselfincourageupontheoccasion,
andIverilybelieve,askedhimselfseveraltimeswhetherhedared
appearbeforehisprincewithonewhomhewasfalselyasserting
tobehissister-in-law。
Howeverthesethoughtsmightormight
nothavedisturbedhim,weproceededonwardstillwereachedthe
apartmentwhereourinvitedfriendswereexpectingus;andhere
Iwill,withthereader’spermission,digressawhile,inorderto
sayafewintroductorywordsrespectingthefourpersonageswith
whomIhadthehonorofsupping。
Andfirst,LouisXVth,kingofFranceorashewasuponthe
presentoccasionstyledthebarondeGonesse,wasoneofthose
sentimentalegotistswhobelievedhelovedthewholeworld,his
subjects,andhisfamily;whileinreality,thesoleengrossing
objectwas。
Giftedwithmanypersonalandintellectual
endowments,whichmighthavedisputedthepalmwiththemost
livelyandengagingpersonagesofthecourt,hewasyetdevoured
byennui,andofthishewaswellaware,buthismindwasmadeup
tomeetthisennui,asoneofthenecessaryaccompanimentsof
royalty。
Devoidoftasteinliterarymatters,hedespisedall
connectedwiththe,andesteemedmenonlyin
proportiontothenumberandrichnessoftheirarmorialbearings。
M。deVoltairerankedhimbeneaththelowestcountry-squire;and
theverymentionofamanofletterswasterrifyingtohis
imaginationfromitsdisturbingthecurrentofhisownideas;he
revelledintheplenitudeofpower,yetfeltdissatisfiedwiththe
meretitleofking。
Heardentlydesiredtosignalizehimselfas
thefirstgeneraloftheage,andpreventedfromobtainingthisin
hisopinionhighestofhonors,entertainedtheutmostjealousyof
FrederickII,andspokewithundisguisedspleenandill-humorof
theexploitsofhisbrotherofPrussia。
Thehabitofcommanding,andthepromptobediencehehadevermet
with,hadpalleduponhismind,andimpressedhimwithfeelingsof
indifferenceforallthingswhichthusappearedsoeasilyobtained;
andthissatietyandconsequentlistlessnesswasbymanyconstrued
intomelancholyofdisposition。
Hedislikedanyappearanceof
oppositiontohiswill;notthatheparticularlyresentedthe
oppositionitself,butheknewhisownweakness,andfearedlest
heshouldbecompelledtomakeashowofafirmnesshewas
consciousofnotpossessing。
Fortheclergyheentertainedthe
mostsuperstitiousveneration;andhefearedGodbecausehehada
stillgreateraweanddreadofthedevil。
Inthehandsofhis
confessorheconfidentlybelievedwaslodgedtheabsolutepower
toconferonhimunlimitedlicensetocommitanyoreverysin。
Hegreatlydreadedpamphlets,satires,epigrams,andtheopinion
ofposterityandyethisconductwasthatofamanwhoscoffsat
theworld’sjudgment。
Thishastysketchmaywithsafetybetaken
astheportraitofLouisXV,althoughmuchmightbeadded;yetfor
thepresentIwillconfinemyselftotheoutlineofmypicture,
whichIshallhavefrequentoccasiontoretouchinthecourseof
myjournal;itismyintentiontopresenthiminallpossiblelights
beforethereader,andIflattermyselfIshallproduceaperfect
resemblanceofthemanIseektodepict。
Letusnowproceedto
considertheducdeRichelieu。
Thisnobleman,wheninhisseventy-secondyear,hadpreserved,
eveninsoadvancedanage,allhisformerpretensionstonotice;
hissuccessinsomanyloveaffairs,asuccesswhichhenever
couldhavemerited,hadrenderedhimcelebrated;hewasnowa
superannuatedcoxcomb,awearisomeandclumsybutterfly;when
however,hecouldbebroughttoexercisehissensebyremembering
thathewasnolongeryoung,hebecamefascinatingbeyondidea,
fromthefinishedeaseandgraceofhismanner,andthepolished
andpiquantstyleofhisdiscourse;stillIspeakofhimasamere
manofoutwardshow,fortheduke’sattainmentswerecertainly
superficial,andhepossessedmoreofthejargonofamanof
lettersthanthesoundreality。
Amongotherproofsofconsummate
ignorancehewasdeficienteveninorthography,andwasfool
enoughtoboastofsodisgracefulafact,asthoughitconferred
honoronhim;perhaps,indeed,hefoundthattheeasiestwayof
gettingoverthebusiness。
Hepossessedamostignobleturnofmind;allfeelingsofan
elevatednaturewerewantingwithinhim。
Abadson,anunkind
husband,andaworsefather,hecouldscarcelybeexpectedto
becomeasteadyfriend。
Allwhomhefeared,hehesitatednotto
trampleunderfoot;andhisfavoritemaxim,whichhehasa
hundredtimesrepeatedtome,was,that“weshouldneverhesitate
tosetourfootuponthenecksofallthosewhomightinanyway
interferewithourprojects——deadmen[hewouldfurtheradd]tell
notales!“
Therewasoneperson,nevertheless,whomhedetested
andflatteredatthesametime,andthiswasVoltaire,whowell
repaidhiminlikecoin。
HecalledtheducdeRichelieu,the
tyrantofthetennis-court*,andthedukereturnedthe
complimentbyinvariablydesignatinghim“Scoundrel“and“Poetaster“;
theonlydifferencewasthattheducdeRichelieuonlytreatedthe
poetthusin,whilstM。deVoltairesoughtnotto
conceal,eitherinhiswritingsorconversation,hiscandidopinion
oftheillustriousdukeandpeer;andhemightjustlyaccusethe
dukeofingratitude,forhe,nodoubt,owedaconsiderableportion
ofthereputationheenjoyedasageneral,tothebrilliantverses
inwhichVoltairehadcelebratedhisexploits。
*——tr。
ThemarquisdeChauvelinwasequallyskilfulasawarriorand
diplomatist。
Gentle,graceful,andwitty,hejoinedtothemost
extremeversatilityoftalenttheutmostsimplicityofcharacter。
Onceknown,hecouldnotfailofbeingvaluedandesteemed,and
thekingentertainedthemostlivelyregardforhim。
Thenoble
mindedmarquiswasfarfromtakingadvantageofhissovereign’s
favor,farfromit;heneitherboastedofit,norpresumedupon
it。
Thistrulywonderfulmandied,unhappily,toosoonforme,
forthekingonwhomhebestowedthesagestcounsels,andfor
foreigncourtswhoknewandappreciatedhisworth。
Ishallhave
occasiontospeakofhimhereafter;hehadabrother,awicked
littlehump-backedcreature,braveasCaesar,andabitterenemy
totheJesuits,whomhedidnotalittlecontributetooverturnin
theparliamentofParis,towhichhebelonged。
Thekingdetested
thismanasmuchashelovedandcherishedthebrother,andthat
issayingnotalittle。
ThefourthguestwastheducdelaVauguyon,thereally
tutortotheprincesofFrance,forhehadeducated
foursuccessively。
Hehaddisplayedinthearmybothbraveryand
talent,buthewasaconfirmedJesuit,andconductedhimself
towardsmeuponthestrictestprinciplesofhisorder。
Hewill
appearagainonthescenehereafter,butforthepresentImust
layhimaside,whilstIreturntomytothesaloon,which
Iwasabouttoenter。
ImmediatelyafterLebelhadconductedmeintoit,hewascalled
away,andquittedus。
Thekingroseandapproachedme,saluting
mewiththemostadmirablegallantry,andaddressingtomethe
mostencouragingandgratifyingwords。
Hisgentle,yetpolished
manners,finecountenance,nobleair,andthefreeandunrestrained
glancesofadmirationwhichsparkledinhiseyes,communicated
tomeafeelingofsupportandconfidencewhicheffectually
reassuredme,androusedmefromtheinvoluntaryemotionIhad
feltatthemomentwhenIfirstappearedinhispresence。
The
kingaddressedafewwordstocomteJean,andthenregardedhim
steadily,astho’heweretryingtorecallhisfeatures;buthis
eyequicklyturnedonmeagain,uponwhomhebestowedthemost
intoxicatingattention。
Neverwasfirstsightmoreeffective,and
neverdidaflamesorapidlyincreaseasdidthepassionofmy
nobleadorer。
Erewehadseatedourselvesatthesupper-table,
hewasagesgoneinlove。
Itwouldhaveprovokedasmilefromanycountenancetoperceive
howtherespectandadmirationwithwhichthethreecourtiers
regardedmeincreasedinproportionasthesentimentsoftheking
towardsmebetrayedthemselvesmoreandmore。
AtfirstIhad
beenconsideredasapersonoflittleornoimportance。
Soon,
however,astheirsagaciouseyesdiscoveredthestateoftheir
master’smind,theairoffamiliaritywithwhichtheyhadregarded
megaveplacetoamorestudiedpoliteness,which,initsturn,as
mattersprogressed,wassupersededbythemostdelicateattention;
anderewerosefromtablethesegentlemenwatchedmylookswith
themosteageranxietytoobtainthehonorofmynotice,andhopes
offuturepatronagefromonewhomtheyeasilyforesawwouldbe
fullyqualifiedtobestowit。
ComteJeanobservedallthatwas
passinginprofoundsilence。
Asforme,Italkedandlaughedwith
perfectfreedomfromrestraint,andmyfrankunaffectedmirth
appearedtoenchanttheking;Iknewthathewaswearyofthe
niceformalitiesofcourtlybeauty,anddesiredtorefreshhis
eyesandearswithsomethinglessrefined,andIgratifiedhim
tohisheart’swish。
Theconversationbecamelivelyandanimated,
themeritsofmenofletterswerediscussed,theFrenchand
Italiantheatrepassedinreviewbeforeus,andfinally,weamused
ourselveswithanecdotesrelativetotheintriguesofcourt。