aprivateaudienceisveryindulgentsolongastherepresentation
  lasts,butnosoonerhasthecurtainfallenthantheyindulgein
  agreaterseverityofcriticismthanapublicaudiencewoulddo。
  Andsoithappenedontheeveninginquestion;onecouplethad
  particularlyexcitedthediscontentofthespectators,maleand
  female;Iknownotwhatpropheticspiritinspiredthelines。
  Theunfortunatecoupletwasproductiveofmuchoffenceagainst
  thehusbandandloverofmadameFavart,forthegreaterpartof
  thepersonspresentperfectlydetestedmypoorcousin,whowas
  “toclipthewingsofchicanery。“
  Favartmanagedtoescapejust
  intime,andtheabbedeVoisenon,whowasalreadynotinvery
  highfavourwithhisjudges,wascompelledtoendurethefull
  weightoftheircomplaintsandreproaches;everyvoicewas
  againsthim,andevenhisbrethrenoftheFrenchacademy,departing
  fromtheiraccustomedindulgenceuponsuchmatters,openly
  reprimandedhimforthegrossnessofhisflattery;thepoorabbe
  attemptedtojustifyhimselfbyprotestingthatheknewnothing
  ofthehatefulcouplet,andthatFavartalonewastheguilty
  personuponwhomtheyshouldexpendtheiranger。
  “Iamalways,“criedhe,“doomedtosufferfortheoffencesof
  others;everykindoffollyismadeapresenttome。“
  “Haveacare,monsieurl’abbe,“exclaimedd’Alembert,whowas
  amongtheguests,“haveacare!
  menseldomlavishtheirgifts
  butuponthosewhoarerichenoughtoreturntheoriginalpresent
  inatenfolddegree。“
  Thissomewhatsarcasticremarkwasmost
  favourablyreceivedbyallwhoheardit,itquicklycirculated
  throughtheroom,whilethepoor,oppressedabbeprotested,
  withvehementaction。
  Thefeteitselfwasmostsplendidlyandtastefullyconducted,
  andmighthavesentthedifferentvisitorshomepleasedand
  gratifiedinaneminentdegree,hadnotspiteandill-nature
  suggestedtomadamedelaVauguyon,thatasthechancellorand
  myselfwerepresent,itmustnecessarilyhavebeengivenwitha
  viewofcomplimentingusratherthanmadamedeProvence。
  She
  evensoughttoirritatethedauphinessbyinsinuatingthesame
  meanandcontemptibleobservations,andsofardidshesucceed,
  thatwhenmadamedeValentinoisapproachedtoexpressherhopes
  thattheentertainmentwhichshehadhonouredwithherpresence
  hadbeentoherroyalhighness’ssatisfaction,thedauphiness
  coollyreplied,“Donot,madame,affecttostylethisevening’s
  feteonebestowedinhonourofmyself,oranypartofmyfamily;
  ’tistruewehavebeentheostensiblecauses,andhave,byour
  presence,givenitalltheeffectyoudesired,butyouwillpardon
  ouromittingtothankyouforanattention,whichwasinreality,
  directedtothecomtesseduBarryandM。deMaupeou。“
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  TRANSLATION
  Heavens!
  mydearfriend,howsadarethedays
  whenIamdeprivedofthehappinessofpassingthetime
  withyou,andwithwhatjoydoIwatchforthemoment
  whichwillbringyoutome。
  IshallnotgotoParis
  to-day,becausethepersonIwasgoingtoseeis
  comingThursday。
  Asyouwillbegoingaway,Ishall
  visitthebarracksinstead,forIbelieveyouapprove
  oftheobject。
  Adieu。
  Iawaityouwithimpatience,
  withaheartwhollyyours,which,inspiteofyour
  injustice,couldneverbelongtoanyother,even
  ifIhadthewish。
  Ithinkofyouandthatwordof
  yourswhichyouwillsurelyregret;andstillanother
  regretisthatIamdeprivedofyou。
  Thatisthe
  watchwordofeachinstant。
  THECOUNTESSDuBarry
  AtLouvecienne,Noon。
  MadamedeValentinoiscametomewithtearsinhereyestorepeat
  thecruelremarkoftheprincess;themarechaledeMirepoix,
  whoheardher,soughttoconsoleherbyassurances,thatitwould
  innodegreeaffectherinterestatcourt。
  “Nevermind,mygood
  friend,“saidshe;“theprettybirdmerelywarblesthenotesit
  learnsfromitskeeperlaVauguyon,andwillasquicklyforget
  as
  learnthem。
  Nevertheless,thekingowesyourecompenseforthe
  vexationithasoccasionedyou。“
  ImmediatelythatIfoundmyselfalonewiththemarechale,Iinquired
  ofherwhatwasthenatureofthereparationsheconsidered
  madamedeValentinoisentitledtoexpectfromthehandsofhis
  majesty。
  Shereplied,“’Tisonyouraccountalonethatthepoor
  countesshasreceivedherlatemortification;thekingistherefore
  boundtoatoneforitintheformofapension。
  Money,mydear,
  moneyisasovereigncureatcourt;calmseverygriefandheals
  everywound。“
  Ifullyagreedwiththegood-naturedmarechale;and,whenIbade
  thesorrowfulmadamedeValentinoisgoodnight,IassuredherI
  wouldimplorehismajestytorepairthemischiefmypresencehad
  caused。
  Accordinglyonthefollowingday,whenthekingquestioned
  meastohowfarIhadbeenamusedwiththefetegivenbymadame
  deValentinois,Iavailedmyselfoftheopeningtostatemyentire
  satisfaction,aswellastorelatethedisgraceintowhichshehad
  fallen,andtoprayhismajestytobestowuponherapensionof
  15,000livres。
  “Uponmyword,“exclaimedLouisXV,hastilytraversingthechamber,
  “thisfeteseemslikelytoproveacostlyonetome。“
  “Nay,sire,“saidI,“itwasamostdelightfulevening;andyou
  willnot,Ihope,refusemesuchatrifleforthosewholavished
  somuchformyamusement。“
  “Well,“criedhe,“beitso;thecountessshallhavethesumsherequires,butupon
  conditionthatshedoesnotapplytomeagain。“
  “Reallyyourmajestytalks,“repliedI,“asthoughthistrifling
  pensionweretobedrawnfromyourownpurse。“
  Thekingbegantosmileatmyremark,likeamanwhoknowshimself
  foundout。
  Iknewhimwellenoughtobecertainthat,hadhe
  intendedthepensionawardedmadamedeValentinoistocomefrom
  hisownprivypurse,hewouldscarcelyhaveconsentedtobestowing
  onhermorethanashabbypittanceofathousandlivresperannum。
  Itisscarcelypossibletoconceiveanideaoftheexcessive
  economyofthisprince。
  Iremember,thatuponsomegreatoccasion,
  whenitwasrequisitetosupportthepublictreasury,whichwas
  failing,byatimelycontribution,theducdeChoiseulofferedthe
  loanof250,000livres,whilsttheking,totheastonishmentof
  allwhoheardhim,confinedhisaidto2,000louis!
  Themarechale
  deMirepoixusedtoassertthatLouisXVwastheonlyprinceof
  hislinewhoeverknewthevalueofacrown。
  Shehad,
  nevertheless,managedtoreceiveplentyfromhim,although,I
  mustown,thatshehadhadnosmalldifficultyinobtainingthem;
  nordidthekingpartwithhisbelovedgoldwithoutmanyasigh
  ofregret。
  AtthehouseofmadamedeValentinoisImetthemarechalede
  Luxembourg,whohadrecentlyreturnedfromChanteloup。
  There
  reallywassomethingofinfatuationinthegeneralmaniawhich
  seemedtoprevailoftreatingtheking’ssentimentswith
  indifference,andconsideringhisdispleasureasanaffairofno
  consequence。
  BeforethedisgraceoftheChoiseulstheywere
  equallytheobjectsofmadamedeLuxembourg’smostbitterhatred,
  norwasmadamedeGrammontbackwardinreturningheranimosity;
  yet,strangeasitmayseem,nosoonerwastheChoiseulparty
  exiled,thanthemarechaleneverrestedtillshesawhername
  engravedonthefamouspillarerectedtoperpetuatetheremembrance
  ofallthosewhohadvisitedtheexiles。
  Sheemployedtheir
  mutualfriendstoeffectareconciliation,whichwasatlength
  effectedbyletter,andafriendlyembraceexchangedbyproxy。
  Thesepreliminariesover,themarechalecametothekingtomake
  therequesttowhichhehadnowbecomeaccustomed,butwhichdid
  notthelessamusehim。
  OfcourseLouisXVmadenohesitationin
  grantinghertherequestshesolicited。
  Speakingtomeofthe
  subject,hesaid,“ThemeetingofmadamedeGrammont
  andthemarechaldeLuxembourgmustindeedbeanoverpowering
  sight;Ionlytrustthesetwoladiesmaynotdropthemasktoo
  soon,andbiteeachother’searwhiletheyareembracing。“
  MadamedeLuxembourg,daughteroftheducdeVilleroi,hadbeen
  firstmarriedtotheducdeBoufflers,whosebrowsshehelpedto
  adornwithotherornamentsthantheducalcoronet;norwhilsther
  youthandbeautylastedwasshelessgeneroustohersecond
  husband:shewasgenerallyconsideredamostfascinatingwoman,
  fromthelovelinessofherpersonandthevivacityofhermanners;
  butbehindaneverreadywit,lurkedthemostimplacablemalice
  andhatredagainstallwhocrossedherpathorpurpose。
  Asshe
  advancedinlifeshebecamemoreguardedandcircumspect,until
  atlastshesetherselfupasthearbitressofhighlife,andthe
  youthfulpartofthenobilitycrowdedaroundher,tohearthe
  lessonsofherpastexperience。
  Bythenumberandbythepower