aprivateaudienceisveryindulgentsolongastherepresentation
lasts,butnosoonerhasthecurtainfallenthantheyindulgein
agreaterseverityofcriticismthanapublicaudiencewoulddo。
Andsoithappenedontheeveninginquestion;onecouplethad
particularlyexcitedthediscontentofthespectators,maleand
female;Iknownotwhatpropheticspiritinspiredthelines。
Theunfortunatecoupletwasproductiveofmuchoffenceagainst
thehusbandandloverofmadameFavart,forthegreaterpartof
thepersonspresentperfectlydetestedmypoorcousin,whowas
“toclipthewingsofchicanery。“
Favartmanagedtoescapejust
intime,andtheabbedeVoisenon,whowasalreadynotinvery
highfavourwithhisjudges,wascompelledtoendurethefull
weightoftheircomplaintsandreproaches;everyvoicewas
againsthim,andevenhisbrethrenoftheFrenchacademy,departing
fromtheiraccustomedindulgenceuponsuchmatters,openly
reprimandedhimforthegrossnessofhisflattery;thepoorabbe
attemptedtojustifyhimselfbyprotestingthatheknewnothing
ofthehatefulcouplet,andthatFavartalonewastheguilty
personuponwhomtheyshouldexpendtheiranger。
“Iamalways,“criedhe,“doomedtosufferfortheoffencesof
others;everykindoffollyismadeapresenttome。“
“Haveacare,monsieurl’abbe,“exclaimedd’Alembert,whowas
amongtheguests,“haveacare!
menseldomlavishtheirgifts
butuponthosewhoarerichenoughtoreturntheoriginalpresent
inatenfolddegree。“
Thissomewhatsarcasticremarkwasmost
favourablyreceivedbyallwhoheardit,itquicklycirculated
throughtheroom,whilethepoor,oppressedabbeprotested,
withvehementaction。
Thefeteitselfwasmostsplendidlyandtastefullyconducted,
andmighthavesentthedifferentvisitorshomepleasedand
gratifiedinaneminentdegree,hadnotspiteandill-nature
suggestedtomadamedelaVauguyon,thatasthechancellorand
myselfwerepresent,itmustnecessarilyhavebeengivenwitha
viewofcomplimentingusratherthanmadamedeProvence。
She
evensoughttoirritatethedauphinessbyinsinuatingthesame
meanandcontemptibleobservations,andsofardidshesucceed,
thatwhenmadamedeValentinoisapproachedtoexpressherhopes
thattheentertainmentwhichshehadhonouredwithherpresence
hadbeentoherroyalhighness’ssatisfaction,thedauphiness
coollyreplied,“Donot,madame,affecttostylethisevening’s
feteonebestowedinhonourofmyself,oranypartofmyfamily;
’tistruewehavebeentheostensiblecauses,andhave,byour
presence,givenitalltheeffectyoudesired,butyouwillpardon
ouromittingtothankyouforanattention,whichwasinreality,
directedtothecomtesseduBarryandM。deMaupeou。“
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TRANSLATION
Heavens!
mydearfriend,howsadarethedays
whenIamdeprivedofthehappinessofpassingthetime
withyou,andwithwhatjoydoIwatchforthemoment
whichwillbringyoutome。
IshallnotgotoParis
to-day,becausethepersonIwasgoingtoseeis
comingThursday。
Asyouwillbegoingaway,Ishall
visitthebarracksinstead,forIbelieveyouapprove
oftheobject。
Adieu。
Iawaityouwithimpatience,
withaheartwhollyyours,which,inspiteofyour
injustice,couldneverbelongtoanyother,even
ifIhadthewish。
Ithinkofyouandthatwordof
yourswhichyouwillsurelyregret;andstillanother
regretisthatIamdeprivedofyou。
Thatisthe
watchwordofeachinstant。
THECOUNTESSDuBarry
AtLouvecienne,Noon。
MadamedeValentinoiscametomewithtearsinhereyestorepeat
thecruelremarkoftheprincess;themarechaledeMirepoix,
whoheardher,soughttoconsoleherbyassurances,thatitwould
innodegreeaffectherinterestatcourt。
“Nevermind,mygood
friend,“saidshe;“theprettybirdmerelywarblesthenotesit
learnsfromitskeeperlaVauguyon,andwillasquicklyforget
as
learnthem。
Nevertheless,thekingowesyourecompenseforthe
vexationithasoccasionedyou。“
ImmediatelythatIfoundmyselfalonewiththemarechale,Iinquired
ofherwhatwasthenatureofthereparationsheconsidered
madamedeValentinoisentitledtoexpectfromthehandsofhis
majesty。
Shereplied,“’Tisonyouraccountalonethatthepoor
countesshasreceivedherlatemortification;thekingistherefore
boundtoatoneforitintheformofapension。
Money,mydear,
moneyisasovereigncureatcourt;calmseverygriefandheals
everywound。“
Ifullyagreedwiththegood-naturedmarechale;and,whenIbade
thesorrowfulmadamedeValentinoisgoodnight,IassuredherI
wouldimplorehismajestytorepairthemischiefmypresencehad
caused。
Accordinglyonthefollowingday,whenthekingquestioned
meastohowfarIhadbeenamusedwiththefetegivenbymadame
deValentinois,Iavailedmyselfoftheopeningtostatemyentire
satisfaction,aswellastorelatethedisgraceintowhichshehad
fallen,andtoprayhismajestytobestowuponherapensionof
15,000livres。
“Uponmyword,“exclaimedLouisXV,hastilytraversingthechamber,
“thisfeteseemslikelytoproveacostlyonetome。“
“Nay,sire,“saidI,“itwasamostdelightfulevening;andyou
willnot,Ihope,refusemesuchatrifleforthosewholavished
somuchformyamusement。“
“Well,“criedhe,“beitso;thecountessshallhavethesumsherequires,butupon
conditionthatshedoesnotapplytomeagain。“
“Reallyyourmajestytalks,“repliedI,“asthoughthistrifling
pensionweretobedrawnfromyourownpurse。“
Thekingbegantosmileatmyremark,likeamanwhoknowshimself
foundout。
Iknewhimwellenoughtobecertainthat,hadhe
intendedthepensionawardedmadamedeValentinoistocomefrom
hisownprivypurse,hewouldscarcelyhaveconsentedtobestowing
onhermorethanashabbypittanceofathousandlivresperannum。
Itisscarcelypossibletoconceiveanideaoftheexcessive
economyofthisprince。
Iremember,thatuponsomegreatoccasion,
whenitwasrequisitetosupportthepublictreasury,whichwas
failing,byatimelycontribution,theducdeChoiseulofferedthe
loanof250,000livres,whilsttheking,totheastonishmentof
allwhoheardhim,confinedhisaidto2,000louis!
Themarechale
deMirepoixusedtoassertthatLouisXVwastheonlyprinceof
hislinewhoeverknewthevalueofacrown。
Shehad,
nevertheless,managedtoreceiveplentyfromhim,although,I
mustown,thatshehadhadnosmalldifficultyinobtainingthem;
nordidthekingpartwithhisbelovedgoldwithoutmanyasigh
ofregret。
AtthehouseofmadamedeValentinoisImetthemarechalede
Luxembourg,whohadrecentlyreturnedfromChanteloup。
There
reallywassomethingofinfatuationinthegeneralmaniawhich
seemedtoprevailoftreatingtheking’ssentimentswith
indifference,andconsideringhisdispleasureasanaffairofno
consequence。
BeforethedisgraceoftheChoiseulstheywere
equallytheobjectsofmadamedeLuxembourg’smostbitterhatred,
norwasmadamedeGrammontbackwardinreturningheranimosity;
yet,strangeasitmayseem,nosoonerwastheChoiseulparty
exiled,thanthemarechaleneverrestedtillshesawhername
engravedonthefamouspillarerectedtoperpetuatetheremembrance
ofallthosewhohadvisitedtheexiles。
Sheemployedtheir
mutualfriendstoeffectareconciliation,whichwasatlength
effectedbyletter,andafriendlyembraceexchangedbyproxy。
Thesepreliminariesover,themarechalecametothekingtomake
therequesttowhichhehadnowbecomeaccustomed,butwhichdid
notthelessamusehim。
OfcourseLouisXVmadenohesitationin
grantinghertherequestshesolicited。
Speakingtomeofthe
subject,hesaid,“ThemeetingofmadamedeGrammont
andthemarechaldeLuxembourgmustindeedbeanoverpowering
sight;Ionlytrustthesetwoladiesmaynotdropthemasktoo
soon,andbiteeachother’searwhiletheyareembracing。“
MadamedeLuxembourg,daughteroftheducdeVilleroi,hadbeen
firstmarriedtotheducdeBoufflers,whosebrowsshehelpedto
adornwithotherornamentsthantheducalcoronet;norwhilsther
youthandbeautylastedwasshelessgeneroustohersecond
husband:shewasgenerallyconsideredamostfascinatingwoman,
fromthelovelinessofherpersonandthevivacityofhermanners;
butbehindaneverreadywit,lurkedthemostimplacablemalice
andhatredagainstallwhocrossedherpathorpurpose。
Asshe
advancedinlifeshebecamemoreguardedandcircumspect,until
atlastshesetherselfupasthearbitressofhighlife,andthe
youthfulpartofthenobilitycrowdedaroundher,tohearthe
lessonsofherpastexperience。
Bythenumberandbythepower