“from。
presumingtocastmyeyesoverwhatismeantonlyforhis
majesty’sgraciousperusal;itwouldbeanactoftreasonIamnot
capableofcommitting。“
“Then,sir,“returnedI,“Imayreasonablyconcludethatitiswith
yoursanctionandconcurrenceyourwifeintrigueswiththeking?“
“Ah,madam,“answeredthewilydeRumas,inasoftandexpostulating
tone,“troublenot,Iprayyou,thereposeofmyfamily。
Iknow
toowellthevirtueofmadamedeRumas,herdelicacy,andthe
severityofherprinciples;Iknowtoowelllikewisethesentiments
inwhichherexcellentparentseducatedher,andIdefytheblackest
malicetoinjureherinmyestimation。“
“Wonderfully,sir!“
criedI;“soyoudeterminetobelieveyour
wife’svirtueincorruptible,allthewhileyouareprofitingby
herintrigues。
However,IamtoocertainofwhatIassertto
lookonwiththeculpableindifferenceyouarepleasedtoassume,
whilstyourwifeisseekingtosupplantmeatthe
chateau;youshallhearofmebeforelong。
Adieu,sir。“
Sosaying,Iquittedtheroominsearchofthemarechale,to
whomIrelatedwhathadpassed。
“Andnow,whatthinkyouofsobaseahypocrite?“
askedI,when
Ihadfinishedmyaccount。
“Hewelldeserveshavingthemasktornfromhisface,“replied
she;“butgiveyourselfnofurtherconcern;returnhome,and
dependuponit,that,onewayorother,Iwillforcehiminto
thepathofhonor。“
IaccordinglyorderedmycarriageandreturnedtoVersailles,
where,onthesameevening,Ireceivedthefollowingletter
fromthemarechale:——
“MYDEARCOUNTESS,——Myeffortshavebeen
attendedwithnobettersuccessthanyours。
Well
maytheproverbsay,’Thereisnonesodeafashe
whowillnothear,’andM。deRumasperseveresin
treatingallIadvancedrespectinghiswifeas
calumniousfalsehoods。
Accordingtohisversion
ofthetale,madamedeRumashasnoother
motiveinseeingLouisXVsofrequently,butto
implorehisaidinfavorofthepoorinher
neighborhood。
Ireallylostallpatiencewhen
Iheardhimattemptingtoveilhisinfamousconduct
underthemaskofcharity;Ithereforeproceededat
oncetomenaces,tellinghimthatyoubadsomany
advantagesoverhiswife,thatyouscornedto
considerheryourrival:butthat,nevertheless,
youdidnotchoosethatanyupstartpretender
shoulddareasktosharehismajesty’sheart。
Toallthishemadenoreply;andasthesightof
himonlyincreasedmyindignation,Iatlength
desiredhimtoquitme。
Itrustyouwillpardon
meforhavingspokeninasqueenlikeamanner
asyoucouldhavedoneyourself。
“Adieu,mysweetfriend。“
Thisletterwasfarfromsatisfyingme,andIdeterminedupon
strikingadecisiveblow。
IsentforChamilly,andtreatinghim
withallthecontempthedeserved,Itoldhim,thatiftheking
didnotimmediatelygiveupthiswomanhemightprepareforhis
ownimmediatedismissal。
AtfirstChamillysoughttoappeasemy
angerbyeagerprotestationsofinnocence,butwhenhefoundI
alreadyknewthewholeaffair,andwasfirmlyfixedinmy
determination,hebecamealarmed,threwhimselfatmyknees,and
promisedtodoallIwouldhavehim。
Wethenagreedtotell
LouisXVsometaleofmadamedeRumasthatshouldeffectually
deterhimfromthinkingfurtherofher。
Inpursuancewiththisresolution,Chamillyinformedtheking,
thathehadjustbeeninformedthatmadamedeRumashadalover,
whoboastedofbeingabletoturnhismajestywhichwayhepleased,
throughtheinterventionofhismistress。
LouisXVwroteoff
instantlytoM。deSartines,tohaveawatchfuleyeoverthe
proceedingsoftheRumasfamily。
Thelieutenantofpolice,who
hadsomeregardforme,andastillgreaterportionoffear,was
faithfultomyinterests,andrenderedtoLouisXVthemost
horribleparticularsoftheprofligatemodeoflifepursuedby
madamedeRumas;assuringhim,thatfromeveryconsiderationof
personalsafety,hismajestyshouldshuntheacquaintance。
The
king,incensedatthetrickputuponhimbytheseseemingly
virtuouspeople,wasatfirstforconfiningbothhusbandandwife
inprison,butthismeasureIopposedwithallmypower;for,
satisfiedwiththevictoryIhadgained,Icaredfornofurther
hurttomyadversaries。
Icontrived,toinsinuatetotheworthy
pairtheproprietyoftheiravoidingtheimpendingstormbya
timelyretreatintothecountry,ahinttheywerewiseenoughto
followup,sothatIwasentirelyfreedfromallfurtherdread
oftheirmachinations。
AllthosewhohadservedmeinthisaffairIliberallyrewarded;
Marinreceivedforhisshare500louis。
Itistruehelostthe
confidenceofChamilly,buthegainedmineinstead,sothatit
willeasilybebelievedhewasnosuffererbytheexchange。
I
causedthemarechaletoreceivefromthekingasuperbTurkey
carpet,towhichIaddedacompleteserviceofSevresporcelain,
withabeautifulbreakfastset,onwhichwerelandscapesmost
delicatelyandskilfullydrawninblueandgold:Igaveheralso
twolargeblueporcelaincots,asfinelyexecutedasthoseyou
havesofrequentlyadmiredinmysmallsaloon。
Thesetrifles
costmenolessasumthan2800livres。
Ididnotforgetmy
goodfriendM。deSartines,whoreceivedacane,headedwithgold,
aroundwhichwasasmallbandofdiamonds。
AsforChamilly,I
grantedhimhispardon;andIthinkyouwilladmitthatwasbeing
sufficientlygenerous。
Afterhavingthusrecompensedthezealofmyfriends,Ihad
leisuretothinkoftakingvengeanceupontheducdeRichelieu
fortheparthehadacted。
Hecameofhisownaccordtothrow
himselfintotheveryheatofmyanger。
Hehadbeencallingon
themarechaledeMirepoix,wherehehadseenwithenviouseyes
themagnificentcarpetIhadpresentedherwith;thecupidityof
thedukeinducedhim,aftercontinuallyrecurringtothesubject,
tosay,thatwheremyfriendswereconcerned,noonecouldaccuse
meofwantofliberality。
“No,sir,“answeredI,“Iconsiderthat
nopricecansufficientlyrepaythekindandfaithfulservicesof
atruefriend,norcanbasenessandtreacherybetoogenerally
exposedandpunished。“
FromthetoneinwhichIspoketheold
marechaleasilyperceivedtowhatIwasalluding。
Hewaswise
enoughtobesilent,whilstIfollowedupthisfirstburstofmy
indignation,byadding,
“Forinstance,monsieurleduc,howcanIsufficientlyrepayyour
friendlyzealtosupplythekingwithanewmistress?“
“I,madam?“
“Yes,sir,you;Iamawareofallyourkindoffices,andonly
lamentmyinabilitytorewardtheminasuitablemanner。“
“InthatcaseIshallnotattempttodenymyshareinthebusiness。“
“Youhavethensufficienthonortoavowyourenmitytowardsme?“
“Bynomeansenmity,madam。
Imerelyadmitmydesiretocontribute
totheamusementoftheking,andsurely,whenIseeallaround
anxioustopromotethegratificationoftheirsovereign,Ineed
notbewithheldfromfollowingsoloyalanexample。
Theducde
Duraswaswillingtopresenthisownrelationforhismajesty’s
acceptance,theabbeTerrayoffershisowndaughter,ComteJean
hissister-in-law,whilstIsimplythrewahumbleandmodest
femaleinhismajesty’spath。
Icannotseeinwhatmyfault
exceedsthatofthegentlemenIhavejustmentioned。“
“Youreallyarethemostaudaciousofmen,“repliedI,laughing;
“Ishallbeobligedtosolicitatoholdyou
aprisonerinGuienne。
Uponmyword,yournephewandmyself
haveavaluableandtrustworthyfriendinyou。“
“Harkye,madam,“rejoinedthemarechal。
“Iknownot,inthe
firstplace,whetherhismajestywouldveryeasilygrantyou
this,whichmostcertainlyIdonotdeserve。
Youhaveservedmynephewandneglectedme;Iwishedtotrythe
strengthofmypoorwings,andIfind,likemanyothers,thatI
mustnothopetosoartoanyheight。“
WhilewewerethustalkingthemarechaledeMirepoixwasannounced。
Iwasstillmuchagitated,andsheimmediatelyturnedtowardsthe
duke,asiftoinquireofhimthecauseofmydistress:upon
which,
M。deRichelieurelatedallthathadpassedwithacool
exactitude
thatenragedmestillfurther。
Whenhehadfinished,Isaid,
“Well,madamelamarechale,andwhatisyouropinionofallthis?“
“Uponmyword,mydearcountess,“answeredmadamedeMirepoix,
“youhaveamplecauseforcomplaint,butstillthispoordukeis
notsoculpableasyouimaginehimtobe。
Hehaslargeexpenses
toprovidefor:andtoobtainthemoneyrequisiteforthemheis
compelledtolooktohismajesty,whosefavorhedesirestowin
byadministeringtohispleasures。“
“Alas!“
repliedtheduke,“canyoubelievethatbutforthe
pressureofunavoidablecircumstancesIwouldhaveseparated
myselffrommynephewandmyfairfriendthere?“
“Come,come,“criedthemarechale,“Imustrestorepeaceand