M。D-nandmadamedeBlessac——Anecdote——Therendezvousandthe
  Ball——ThewifeofGaubert——Theywishtogivehertotheking——
  Intrigues——Theirresults——LetterfromtheducdelaVrilliereto
  thecountess——Reply——Reconciliation
  Amongstthepagesofthechapelwasonewhomthekingdistinguished
  sogreatly,thatheraisedhimtotherankofagentlemanofthe
  bedchamber,andconfidedtohischargethecabinetofmedals,
  forwhichhehadimbibedatastesincehisliaisonwithmadame
  dePompadour。
  ThisesteemedpagewasnamedM。D-n,whounited
  tothemostamiablewitavariedanddeepknowledgeofmenand
  things。
  Hehadhadadventuresatanagewhentheyareusually
  justunderstood,andtalkedofthemwiththeutmostindiscretion。
  Butthissofarfromdoinghimanyinjuryintheeyesoftheworld
  onlyservedtomakehimthemoreadmired;forwomeningeneral
  haveaninclinationforthosewhodonotrespecttheirreputation。
  AttheperiodIalludetoamadamedeBlessac,averywell-looking
  woman,tookuponherselftobeverykindlydisposedtowardsthe
  gentleman-in-waiting。
  Shetoldhimso,andthereuponM。de
  D-nrangedhimselfunderherbanner,andsworeeternal
  constancy。
  However,thelady,bysomeaccident,becamegreatly
  smittenwiththeprincedelaTrimouille,andwithoutquitting
  thelittlekeeperofmedals,gavehimalordforasubstitute。
  M。D-nsoonlearntthisfact,thathewasnotthesole
  possessorofaheartwhichformedallhisjoyandglory。
  He
  foundhewasdeceived,andhesworetoberevenged。
  NowtheprincedelaTrimouillehadforhismistressmademoiselle
  Lubert,anopera-dancer,veryprettyandextraordinarilysilly。
  M。D-nwenttoher;“Mademoiselle,“saidhe,“Icometo
  offermyservicestoyouinthesamewaythatM。delaTrimouille
  hasofferedhistomadamedeBlessac,withwhomIwason
  exceedinglyintimateterms。“
  TheservicesofyoungDnwereaccepted,andhewashappy。
  Hethenwrotetohisformermistress,saying,thatanxioustogive
  heraproofofhissincereattachmenthehadvisitedmademoiselle
  Lubert,thathemightleaveheratleisuretoreceivethevisits
  oftheprincedelaTrimouille。
  MadamedeBlessac,stungtothequick,quarrelledwiththeprince,
  whowasexcessivelyenragedwithhisrival;andtherecertainly
  wouldhavebeenanaffairbetweenthesetwogentlemen,hadnot
  thekingpreservedthepeacebysendinghisgentlemantoSt。
  Petersburgastotheembassy。
  M。D——nwentto
  Russia,therefore,andonhisreturncametoseeme,andisnowone
  ofthemostwelcomeandagreeableofthemenofmyprivatecircle。
  AstomadamedeBlessac,shecontinuedtocarryonthewarin
  grandstyle。
  Herhusbanddyingshemarriedagainafoolishcount,
  threepartsruined,andwhospeedilydissipatedtheotherquarter
  ofhisownfortuneandthewholeofhiswife’s。
  MadameRamosky
  thenattackedtherichmenofthedayoneafteranother。
  One
  alonestoodoutagainsther;itwasM。delaGarde,whohadbeen
  oneofmyadmirers。
  MadameRamoskiwrotetohim;hedidnot
  answer。
  Atlengthshedeterminedonvisitinghim,andwrotehim
  anote,tosaythatsheshouldcalluponhimaboutsixo’clockin
  theevening。
  WhatdidM。delaGarde?
  Whyhegaveaballon
  thatveryevening;and,whenmadameRamoskireachedhishotel,
  shefounditilluminated。
  Asshehadcomequiteunpreparedshe
  wascompelledtoreturnasshecame,verydiscontentedly。
  ButtoleavemadamedeBlessacandM。D——n,andtotalkof
  myownmatters。
  Wehadatthisperiodaverygreatalarmatthe
  chateau,causedbythecrimeofaman,whopreferredratherto
  assassinatehiswifethantoallowhertodishonorhim。
  Itis
  worthyofnarration。
  AprettyshopkeeperofParis,namedGaubert,wholivedinthe
  ruedelaMontagneSainte-Genevieve,hadrecentlymarrieda
  womanmuchyoungerthanhimself。
  FromthePetitPonttotherue
  Mouffetard,madameGaubertwastalkedofforherlovelyfaceand
  beautifulfigure;shewastheVenusofthequarter。
  Everybody
  paidcourttoher,butshelistenedtononeofherownrank,for
  hervanitysuggestedthatshedeservedsuitorsofaloftierrank。
  Herhusbandwasveryjealous。
  UnfortunatelyM。Gauberthadfor
  cousinoneofthevaletsoftheking:thisan,whoknewthetaste
  ofhismaster,thoughthowhecouldbestturnhisprettycousin
  toaccount。
  HespoketoherofthegenerosityofLouisXV,of
  thegrandeurofVersailles,andofthepartwhichherbeauty
  entitledhertoplaythere。
  Infact,hesomanagedtoturnthe
  headofthisyoungwoman,thatshebeggedhimtoobtainforher
  aplaceintheking’sfavor。
  ConsequentlyGirardthatwashis
  namewenttomadamedeLaugeac,andtoldhertheaffairasit
  was。
  Shepleasedwithanopportunityofinjuringme,wentto
  Paris,andbetookherselftotheshopofmadameGaubert。
  Shefoundhercharming,andspokeofhertotheducdela
  Vrilliere,andbothagreedtoshowherportraittohismajesty。
  Buthowtoprocurethisportrait?
  Herhusbandwasherveryshadow,
  andneverlefther。
  ,whowasneverataloss,
  issuedaagainsthim,andtheunfortunateman
  wasshutupinFortl’Eveque。
  Itwasnotuntiltheportraitwas
  finishedthathewassetatliberty。
  Hereturnedtohishomewithoutguessingatthemotivesofhis
  detention,buthelearnedthathiswifehadhadherportrait
  paintedduringhisabsence,andhisjealousywassettowork。
  SoonaletterfromGirard,afatalletter,whichfellintohis
  hands,convincedhimoftheinjurydonehim。
  Hetookhiswife
  apart,and,feigningaresignationwhichhedidnotfeel,“My
  love,“hesaid,“Ilovedthee,Ilovetheestill:Ithought,too,
  thatthouwertcontentwithourcompetence,andwouldstnothave
  quittedthinehusbandforanyotherintheworld:Ihavebeen
  convincedotherwise。
  AletterfromGirardinformsme,thatwith
  thineownconsenttheking,whomthyportraithaspleased,desires
  toseetheethisveryday。
  Itisamisfortune,butwemust
  submit。
  OnlybeforethouartestablishedatVersailles,Ishould
  wishtheetodinewithmeoncemore。
  Youcaninvitecousin
  Girard,too,forIowehimsomethingforwhathehasdoneforthee。“
  Theyoungwifepromisedtoreturnandseeherhusband。
  That
  eveningattheperformanceatthecourtshewasseatedinthe
  sameboxwiththemarquisedeLaugeac;theking’sglasswas
  directedtowardsherthewholetime,andattheterminationof
  thespectacleitwasannouncedtoher,thatshewastosleepat
  thechateauthenextevening。
  Theprojectwasneverrealized。
  Thenextday,accordingtopromise,theyoungwifewenttoParis
  withthevalet。
  Sheinformedherhusbandofthesuccesswhich
  hadbefallenher,andheappeareddelighted。
  Dinnerbeingready,
  theyseatedthemselvesattable,ateanddrank。
  Girardbeganto
  laughathiscousinforhiscomplaisance,whensuddenlyalldesire
  tojestlefthim。
  Heexperiencedmosthorriblepains,andhis
  cousinsufferedaswellashimself。
  “Wretches!“
  saidGaubertto
  them,“didyouthinkIwouldbrookdishonor?
  No,no!
  Ihave
  deceivedyouboththebettertowreakmyvengeance。
  Iamnow
  happy。
  Neitherkingnorvaletshalleverpossessmywife。
  Ihave
  poisonedyou,andyoumustdie。“
  Thetwovictimsimploredhis
  pity。
  “Yes,“saidhetohiswife,“thysufferingspainme,and
  Iwillfreeyoufromthem。“
  ethenplungedaknifetoherheart;
  and,turningtoGirard,said,“Asforthee,Ihatetheetoomuch
  tokillthee;die。
  “Andhelefthim。
  ThenextdayM。deSartinescameandtoldmethewholestory。
  He
  hadlearntthemfromthevalet,whohadsurvivedhispoisoningfor
  somehours。
  Gaubertcouldnotbefound,anditwasfearedthat
  hewouldattemptsomedesperatedeed。
  Noonedaredmentionitto
  theking,butthecaptainoftheguardsandthefirstgentleman
  inwaitingtookeverypossibleprecaution;andwhenLouisXV
  askedfortheyoungfemalewhowastobebroughttohim,they
  toldhimthatshehaddiedofaviolentdistemper。
  Itwasnot
  untilsomedaysafterwardsthattheterrorwhichpervadedthe
  chateauceased。
  Theyhadfoundthebodyoftheunfortunate
  GaubertonthebanksoftheSeine。
  Inspiteofwhathadpassed,theducdelaVrillierehadthe
  impudencetopresenthimselftome。
  Itreatedhimwithdisdain,
  reproachinghimandLaugeacfortheirconduct。
  Heleftmein
  despair,andwrotemethefollowingletter:——
  “MADAMELACOMTESSE,-Yourangerkillsme。
  Iam
  guilty,butnotsomuchsoasyoumayimagine。
  The
  dutyofmyofficecompelsmetodomanythings
  whicharedisagreeabletome。
  Intheaffairfor
  whichyouhavesoslightinglytreatedmethere
  wasnointenttoinjureyou,butonlytoprocure
  forthekinganamusementwhichshouldmakehim
  themoreestimateyourcharmsandyoursociety。
  Forgiveafaultinwhichmyheartborenoshare;I
  amsufficientlymiserable,andshallnotknow
  reposeuntilIbereinstatedinyourgoodgraces。
  “Asforthepoormarchionesssheisnomoreto
  blamethanmyself。