herehowmuchtheyplacethemselvesbelowthecommon
stationofawife,which,ifImaybeallowednottobepartial,
islowenoughalready;Isay,theyplacethemselvesbelowtheir
commonstation,andpreparetheirownmortifications,bytheir
submittingsotobeinsultedbythemenbeforehand,whichI
confessIseenonecessityof。
Thisrelationmayserve,therefore,tolettheladiesseethat
theadvantageisnotsomuchontheothersideasthemen
thinkitis;andthoughitmaybetruethatthemenhavebuttoo
muchchoiceamongus,andthatsomewomenmaybefound
whowilldishonourthemselves,becheap,andeasytocome
at,andwillscarcewaittobeasked,yetiftheywillhavewomen,
asImaysay,worthhaving,theymayfindthemasuncomeatable
aseverandthatthosethatareotherwiseareasortofpeople
thathavesuchdeficiencies,whenhad,asratherrecommend
theladiesthataredifficultthanencouragethementogoon
withtheireasycourtship,andexpectwivesequallyvaluable
thatwillcomeatfirstcall。
Nothingismorecertainthanthattheladiesalwaysgainofthe
menbykeepingtheirground,andlettingtheirpretended
loversseetheycanresentbeingslighted,andthattheyarenot
afraidofsayingNo。
They,Iobserve,insultusmightilywith
tellingusofthenumberofwomen;thatthewars,andthesea,
andtrade,andotherincidentshavecarriedthemensomuch
away,thatthereisnoproportionbetweenthenumbersofthe
sexes,andthereforethewomenhavethedisadvantage;butI
amfarfromgrantingthatthenumberofwomenissogreat,
orthenumberofmensosmall;butiftheywillhavemetell
thetruth,thedisadvantageofthewomenisaterriblescandal
uponthemen,anditlieshere,andhereonly;namely,thatthe
ageissowicked,andthesexsodebauched,that,inshort,the
numberofsuchmenasanhonestwomanoughttomeddle
withissmallindeed,anditisbuthereandtherethatamanis
tobefoundwhoisfitforawomantoventureupon。
Buttheconsequenceevenofthattooamountstonomore
thanthis,thatwomenoughttobethemorenice;forhowdo
weknowthejustcharacterofthemanthatmakestheoffer?
Tosaythatthewomanshouldbethemoreeasyonthis
occasion,istosayweshouldbetheforwardertoventure
becauseofthegreatnessofthedanger,which,inmywayof
reasoning,isveryabsurd。
Onthecontrary,thewomenhavetenthousandtimesthemore
reasontobewaryandbackward,byhowmuchthehazardof
beingbetrayedisthegreater;andwouldtheladiesconsider
this,andactthewarypart,theywoulddiscovereverycheat
thatoffered;for,inshort,thelivesofveryfewmennowadays
willbearacharacter;andiftheladiesdobutmakealittle
inquiry,theywillsoonbeabletodistinguishthemenand
deliverthemselves。
Asforwomenthatdonotthinktheyown
safetyworththeirthough,that,impatientoftheirperfectstate,
resolve,astheycallit,totakethefirstgoodChristianthat
comes,thatrunintomatrimonyasahorserushesintothebattle,
Icansaynothingtothembutthis,thattheyareasortofladies
thataretobeprayedforamongtherestofdistemperedpeople,
andtometheylooklikepeoplethatventuretheirwholeestates
inalotterywherethereisahundredthousandblankstooneprize。
Nomanofcommon-sensewillvalueawomanthelessfornot
givingupherselfatthefirstattack,orforacceptinghisproposal
withoutinquiringintohispersonorcharacter;onthecontrary,
hemustthinkhertheweakestofallcreaturesintheworld,as
therateofmennowgoes。
Inshort,hemusthaveavery
contemptibleopinionofhercapacities,nay,everyofher
understanding,that,havingbutonecaseofherlife,shallcall
thatlifeawayatonce,andmakematrimony,likedeath,bea
leapinthedark。
Iwouldfainhavetheconductofmysexalittleregulatedin
thisparticular,whichisthethinginwhich,ofallthepartsof
life,Ithinkatthistimewesuffermostin;’tisnothingbutlack
ofcourage,thefearofnotbeingmarriedatall,andofthat
frightfulstateoflifecalledanoldmaid,ofwhichIhavea
storytotellbyitself。
This,Isay,isthewoman’ssnare;but
wouldtheladiesoncebutgetabovethatfearandmanage
rightly,theywouldmorecertainlyavoiditbystandingtheir
ground,inacasesoabsolutelynecessarytotheirfelicity,that
byexposingthemselvesastheydo;andiftheydidnotmarry
sosoonastheymaydootherwise,theywouldmakethemselves
amendsbymarryingsafer。
Sheisalwaysmarriedtoosoonwho
getsabadhusband,andsheisnevermarriedtoolatewhogets
agoodone;inaword,thereisnowoman,deformityorlost
reputationexcepted,butifshemanageswell,maybemarried
safelyonetimeorother;butifsheprecipitatesherself,itisten
thousandtoonebutsheisundone。
ButIcomenowtomyowncase,inwhichtherewasatthis
timenolittlenicety。
ThecircumstancesIwasinmadethe
offerofagoodhusbandthemostnecessarythingintheworld
tome,butIfoundsoonthattobemadecheapandeasywas
nottheway。
Itsoonbegantobefoundthatthewidowhad
nofortune,andtosaythiswastosayallthatwasillofme,
forIbegantobedroppedinallthediscoursesofmatrimony。
Beingwell-bred,handsome,witty,modest,andagreeable;all
whichIhadallowedtomycharacter——whetherjustlyornois
notthepurpose——Isay,allthesewouldnotdowithoutthe
dross,whichwaynowbecomemorevaluablethanvirtueitself。
Inshort,thewidow,theysaid,hadnomoney。
Iresolved,therefore,astothestateofmypresentcircumstances,
thatitwasabsolutelynecessarytochangemystation,andmake
anewappearanceinsomeotherplacewhereIwasnotknown,
andeventopassbyanothernameifIfoundoccasion。
Icommunicatedmythoughtstomyintimatefriend,thecaptain’s
lady,whomIhadsofaithfullyservedinhercasewiththe
captain,andwhowasasreadytoservemeinthesamekind
asIcoulddesire。
Imadenoscrupletolaymycircumstances
opentoher;mystockwasbutlow,forIhadmadebutabout
atthecloseofmylastaffair,andIhadwastedsomeof
that;however,Ihadabout#460left,agreatmanyveryrich
clothes,agoldwatch,andsomejewels,thoughofno
extraordinaryvalue,andabout#30or#40leftinlinennot
disposedof。
Mydearandfaithfulfriend,thecaptain’swife,wassosensible
oftheserviceIhaddoneherintheaffairabove,thatshewas
notonlyasteadyfriendtome,but,knowingmycircumstances,
shefrequentlymademepresentsasmoneycameintoher
hands,suchasfullyamountedtoamaintenance,sothatIspent
noneofmyown;andatlastshemadethisunhappyproposal
tome,viz。thataswehadobserved,asabove,howthemen
madenoscrupletosetthemselvesoutaspersonsmeritinga
womanoffortune,whentheyhadreallynofortuneoftheir
own,itwasbutjusttodealwiththemintheirownwayand,
ifitwaspossible,todeceivethedeceiver。
Thecaptain’slady,inshort,putthisprojectintomyhead,and
toldmeifIwouldberuledbyherIshouldcertainlygeta
husbandoffortune,withoutleavinghimanyroomtoreproach
mewithwantofmyown。
Itoldher,asIhadreasontodo,
thatIwouldgiveupmyselfwhollytoherdirections,andthat
Iwouldhaveneithertonguetospeaknorfeettostepinthat
affairbutassheshoulddirectme,dependingthatshewould
extricatemeoutofeverydifficultyshebroughtmeinto,
whichshesaidshewouldanswerfor。
Thefirststepsheputmeuponwastocallhercousin,andto
toarelation’shouseofhersinthecountry,whereshedirected
me,andwhereshebroughtherhusbandtovisitme;andcalling
mecousin,sheworkedmatterssoabout,thatherhusband
andshetogetherinvitedmemostpassionatelytocometotown
andbewiththem,fortheynowliveinaquitedifferentplace
fromwheretheywerebefore。
Inthenextplace,shetellsher
husbandthatIhadatleast#1500fortune,andthataftersome
ofmyrelationsIwasliketohaveagreatdealmore。
Itwasenoughtotellherhusbandthis;thereneedednothing
onmyside。
Iwasbuttositstillandwaittheevent,forit
presentlywentallovertheneighbourhoodthattheyoung
widowatCaptain——’swasafortune,thatshehadatleast
andperhapsagreatdealmore,andthatthecaptain
saidso;andifthecaptainwasaskedatanytimeaboutme,
hemadenoscrupletoaffirmit,thoughheknewnotoneword
ofthematter,other
thanthathiswifehadtoldhimso;andin
thishethoughtnoharm,forhereallybelievedittobeso,
becausehehaditfromhiswife:
soslenderafoundationwill
thosefellowsbuildupon,iftheydobutthinkthereisafortune
inthegame。
Withthereputationofthisfortune,Ipresently
foundmyselfblessedwithadmirersenough,andthatIhadmy
choiceofmen,asscarceastheysaidtheywere,which,bythe
way,confirmswhatIwassayingbefore。
Thisbeingmycase,
I,whohadasubtlegametoplay,hadnothingnowtodobut
tosingleoutfromthemalltheproperestmanthatmightbe
formypurpose;thatistosay,themanwhowasmostlikely
todependuponthehearsayofafortune,andnotinquiretoo
farintotheparticulars;andunlessIdidthisIdidnothing,for
mycasewouldnotbearmuchinquiry。
Ipickedoutmymanwithoutmuchdifficulty,bythejudgment
Imadeofhiswayofcourtingme。
Ihadlethimrunonwith
hisprotestationsandoathsthathelovedmeabovealltheworld;
thatifIwouldmakehimhappy,thatwasenough;allwhichI
knewwasuponsupposition,nay,itwasuponafullsatisfaction,
thatIwasveryrich,thoughInevertoldhimawordofitmyself。
Thiswasmyman;butIwastotryhimtothebottom,and
indeedinthatconsistedmysafety;forifhebaulked,IknewI
wasundone,assurelyashewasundoneifhetookme;and
ifIdidnotmakesomescrupleabouthisfortune,itwasthe
waytoleadhimtoraisesomeaboutmine;andfirst,therefore,
Ipretendedonalloccasionstodoubthissincerity,andtold
him,perhapsheonlycourtedmeformyfortune。
Hestopped
mymouthinthatpartwiththethunderofhisprotestations,
asabove,
butstillIpretendedtodoubt。