saysthealderman,takinghimshort,’nowyoucontradict
  yourself,forjustnowyousaidshewasintheshopwithher
  backtoyou,anddidnotseeyoutillyoucameuponher。’
  Now
  itwastruethatmybackwaspartlytothestreet,butyetasmy
  businesswasofakindthatrequiredmetohavemyeyesevery
  way,soIreallyhadaglanceofhimrunningover,asIsaid
  before,thoughhedidnotperceiveit。
  Afterafullhearing,thealdermangaveitashisopinionthat
  hisneighbourwasunderamistake,andthatIwasinnocent,
  andthegoldsmithacquiescedinittoo,andhiswife,andso
  Iwasdismissed;butasIwasgoingtodepart,Mr。Alderman
  said,’Buthold,madam,ifyouweredesigningtobuyspoons,
  Ihopeyouwillnotletmyfriendherelosehiscustomerby
  themistake。’
  Ireadilyanswered,’No,sir,I’llbuythespoons
  still,ifhecanmatchmyoddspoon,whichIbroughtfora
  pattern’;andthegoldsmithshowedmesomeoftheverysame
  fashion。
  Soheweighedthespoons,andtheycametofive-and-thirty
  shillings,soIpullsoutmypursetopayhim,inwhichIhad
  neartwentyguineas,forIneverwentwithoutsuchasum
  aboutme,whatevermighthappen,andIfounditofuseat
  othertimesaswellasnow。
  WhenMr。Aldermansawmymoney,hesaid,’Well,madam,
  nowIamsatisfiedyouwerewronged,anditwasforthis
  reasonthatImovedyoushouldbuythespoons,andstayed
  tillyouhadboughtthem,forifyouhadnothadmoneytopay
  forthem,Ishouldhavesuspectedthatyoudidnotcomeinto
  theshopwithanintenttobuy,forindeedthesortofpeople
  whocomeuponthesedesignsthatyouhavebeencharged
  with,areseldomtroubledwithmuchgoldintheirpockets,
  asIseeyouare。’
  Ismiled,andtoldhisworship,thatthenIowedsomethingof
  hisfavourtomymoney,butIhopedhesawreasonalsoin
  thejusticehehaddonemebefore。
  Hesaid,yes,hehad,but
  thishadconfirmedhisopinion,andhewasfullysatisfiednow
  ofmyhavingbeeninjured。
  SoIcameoffwithflyingcolours,
  thoughfromanaffairinwhichIwasattheverybrinkof
  destruction。
  Itwasbutthreedaysafterthis,thatnotatallmadecautious
  bymyformerdanger,asIusedtobe,andstillpursuingthe
  artwhichIhadsolongbeenemployedin,Iventuredintoa
  housewhereIsawthedoorsopen,andfurnishedmyself,as
  Ithoughverilywithoutbeingperceived,withtwopiecesof
  floweredsilks,suchastheycallbrocadedsilk,veryrich。
  It
  wasnotamercer’sshop,norawarehouseofamercer,but
  lookedlikeaprivatedwelling-house,andwas,itseems,
  inhabitedbyamanthatsoldgoodsfortheweaverstothe
  mercers,likeabrokerorfactor。
  ThatImaymakeshortofthisblackpartofthisstory,Iwas
  attackedbytwowenchesthatcameopen-mouthedatmejust
  asIwasgoingoutatthedoor,andoneofthempulledme
  backintotheroom,whiletheothershutthedooruponme。
  Iwouldhavegiventhemgoodwords,buttherewasnoroom
  forit,twofierydragonscouldnothavebeenmorefurious
  thantheywere;theytoremyclothes,bulliedandroaredasif
  theywouldhavemurderedme;themistressofthehousecame
  next,andthenthemaster,andalloutrageous,forawhileespecially。
  Igavethemasterverygoodwords,toldhimthedoorwas
  open,andthingswereatemptationtome,thatIwaspoorand
  distressed,andpovertywaswhenmanycouldnotresist,and
  beggedhimwithtearstohavepityonme。
  Themistressof
  thehousewasmovedwithcompassion,andinclinedtohave
  letmego,andhadalmostpersuadedherhusbandtoitalso,
  butthesaucywencheswererun,evenbeforetheyweresent,
  andhadfetchedaconstable,andthenthemastersaidhecould
  notgoback,Imustgobeforeajustice,andansweredhiswife
  thathemightcomeintotroublehimselfifheshouldletmego。
  Thesightoftheconstable,indeed,struckmewithterror,and
  IthoughtIshouldhavesunkintotheground。
  Ifellinto
  faintings,andindeedthepeoplethemselvesthoughtIwould
  havedied,whenthewomanarguedagainforme,andentreated
  herhusband,seeingtheyhadlostnothing,toletmego。
  I
  offeredhimtopayforthetwopieces,whateverthevaluewas,
  thoughIhadnotgotthem,andarguedthatashehadhisgoods,
  andhadreallylostnothing,itwouldbecrueltopursuemeto
  death,andhavemybloodforthebareattemptoftakingthem。
  IputtheconstableinmindthatIhadbrokenodoors,nor
  carriedanythingaway;andwhenIcametothejustice,and
  pleadedtherethatIhadneitherbrokenanythingtogetin,nor
  carriedanythingout,thejusticewasinclinedtohavereleased
  me;butthefirstsaucyjadethatstoppedme,affirmingthatI
  wasgoingoutwiththegoods,butthatshestoppedmeand
  pulledmebackasIwasuponthethreshold,thejusticeupon
  thatpointcommittedme,andIwascarriedtoNewgate。
  That
  horridplace!myverybloodchillsatthementionofitsname;
  theplacewheresomanyofmycomradeshadbeenlockedup,
  andfromwhencetheywenttothefataltree;theplacewhere
  mymothersufferedsodeeply,whereIwasbroughtintothe
  world,andfromwhenceIexpectednoredemptionbutbyan
  infamousdeath:
  toconclude,theplacethathadsolong
  expectedme,andwhichwithsomuchartandsuccessIhad
  solongavoided。
  Iwasnotfixedindeed;’tisimpossibletodescribetheterror
  ofmymind,whenIwasfirstbroughtin,andwhenIlooked
  arounduponallthehorrorsofthatdismalplace。
  Ilookedon
  myselfaslost,andthatIhadnothingtothinkofbutofgoing
  outoftheworld,andthatwiththeutmostinfamy:
  thehellish
  noise,theroaring,swearing,andclamour,thestenchand
  nastiness,andallthedreadfulcrowdofafflictingthingsthat
  Isawthere,joinedtogethertomaketheplaceseemanemblem
  ofhellitself,andakindofanentranceintoit。
  NowIreproachedmyselfwiththemanyhintsIhadhad,asI
  havementionedabove,frommyownreason,fromthesense
  ofmygoodcircumstances,andofthemanydangersIhad
  escaped,toleaveoffwhileIwaswell,andhowIhadwithstood
  themall,andhardenedmythoughtsagainstallfear。
  Itseemed
  tomethatIwashurriedonbyaninevitableandunseenfate
  tothisdayofmisery,andthatnowIwastoexpiateallmy
  offencesatthegallows;thatIwasnowtogivesatisfactionto
  justicewithmyblood,andthatIwascometothelasthourof
  mylifeandofmywickednesstogether。
  Thesethingspoured
  themselvesinuponmythoughtsinaconfusedmanner,and
  leftmeoverwhelmedwithmelancholyanddespair。
  ThemIrepentedheartilyofallmylifepast,butthatrepentance
  yieldedmenosatisfaction,nopeace,no,notintheleast,
  because,asIsaidtomyself,itwasrepentingafterthepower
  offurthersinningwastakenaway。
  Iseemednottomournthat
  Ihadcommittedsuchcrimes,andforthefactasitwasan
  offenceagainstGodandmyneighbour,butImournedthatI
  wastobepunishedforit。
  Iwasapenitent,asIthought,not
  thatIhadsinned,butthatIwastosuffer,andthistookaway
  allthecomfort,andeventhehopeofmyrepentanceinmy
  ownthoughts。
  IgotnosleepforseveralnightsordaysafterIcameintothat
  wretchedplace,andgladIwouldhavebeenforsometimeto
  havediedthere,thoughIdidnotconsiderdyingasitoughtto
  beconsideredneither;indeed,nothingcouldbefilledwith
  morehorrortomyimaginationthantheveryplace,nothing
  wasmoreodioustomethanthecompanythatwasthere。
  Oh!
  ifIhadbutbeensenttoanyplaceintheworld,andnotto
  Newgate,Ishouldhavethoughtmyselfhappy。
  Inthenextplace,howdidthehardenedwretchesthatwere
  therebeforemetriumphoverme!
  What!Mrs。Flanderscome
  toNewgateatlast?
  What!Mrs。Mary,Mrs。Molly,andafter
  thatplainMollFlanders?Theythoughtthedevilhadhelped
  me,theysaid,thatIhadreignedsolong;theyexpectedme
  theremanyyearsago,andwasIcomeatlast?
  Thenthey
  floutedmewithmydejections,welcomedmetotheplace,
  wishedmejoy,bidmehaveagoodheart,nottobecastdown,
  thingsmightnotbesobadasIfeared,andthelike;thencalled
  forbrandy,anddranktome,butputitalluptomyscore,for
  theytoldmeIwasbutjustcometothecollege,astheycalled
  it,andsureIhadmoneyinmypocket,thoughtheyhadnone。
  Iaskedoneofthiscrewhowlongshehadbeenthere。
  She
  saidfourmonths。Iaskedherhowtheplacelookedtoher
  whenshefirstcameintoit。
  ’Justasitdidnowtoyou,’says
  she,dreadfulandfrightful’;thatshethoughtshewasinhell;
  ’andIbelievesostill,’addsshe,’butitisnaturaltomenow,I
  don’tdisturbmyselfaboutit。’
  ’Isuppose,’saysI,’youarein
  nodangerofwhatistofollow?’
  ’Nay,’saysshe,’foryouare
  mistakenthere,Iassureyou,forIamundersentence,onlyI
  pleadedmybelly,butIamnomorewithchildthanthejudge
  thattriedme,andIexpecttobecalleddownnextsessions。’
  This’callingdown’iscallingdowntotheirformerjudgment,
  whenawomanhasbeenrespitedforherbelly,butprovesnot
  tobewithchild,orifshehasbeenwithchild,andhasbeen
  broughttobed。
  ’Well,’saysI,’areyouthuseasy?’
  ’Ay,’says
  she,’Ican’thelpmyself;whatsignifiesbeingsad?
  IfIam
  hanged,there’sanendofme,’saysshe;andawaysheturns
  dancing,andsingsasshegoesthefollowingpieceofNewgate