Thesetheymustseekelsewhere。
  Fortherest,inmywayIamhonest。
  Itaketheworldasitcomes,thatisall,and,aswomenwillbefools,Iprofitbytheirfollyandhavegrownrichuponit。
  *Aboutsixty-threepoundssterling。
  ’Yes,Ihavegrownrich,andyetIcannotstop。
  Ilovethemoneythatispower;butmorethanall,Ilovethewayoflife。
  Talkofromancesandadventure!
  Whatromanceoradventureishalfsowonderfulasthosethatcomedailytomynotice?
  AndIplayapartineveryoneofthem,andnonethelessaleadingpartbecauseIdonotshoutandstrutupontheboards。’
  ’Ifallthisisso,whydoyouseekthehelpofanunknownlad,astrangerofwhomyouknownothing?’Iaskedbluntly。
  ’Truly,youlackexperience,’theoldmanansweredwithalaugh。
  ’DoyouthensupposethatIshouldchooseonewhowasNOTastranger——onewhomighthavetieswithinthiscitywithwhichIwasunacquainted。
  Andasforknowingnothingofyou,youngman,doyouthinkthatIhavefollowedthisstrangetradeofmineforfortyyearswithoutlearningtojudgeatsight?
  PerhapsIknowyoubetterthanyouknowyourself。
  Bytheway,thefactthatyouaredeeplyenamouredofthatmaidwhomyouhaveleftinEnglandisarecommendationtome,forwhateverfolliesyoumaycommit,youwillscarcelyembarrassmeandyourselfbysufferingyouraffectionstobeseriouslyentangled。
  Ah!haveIastonishedyou?’
  ’Howdoyouknow?’Ibegan——thenceased。
  ’HowdoIknow?
  Why,easilyenough。
  ThosebootsyouwearweremadeinEngland。
  IhaveseenmanysuchwhenItravelledthere;
  youraccentalsothoughfaintisEnglish,andtwiceyouhavespokenEnglishwordswhenyourCastilianfailedyou。
  Thenforthemaid,isnotthatabetrothalringuponyourhand?
  AndwhenIspoketoyouoftheladiesofthiscountry,mytalkdidnotinterestyouovermuchasatyourageithaddonewereyouheart-whole。
  Surelyalsotheladyisfairandtall?
  Ah!Ithoughtso。
  Ihavenoticedthatmenandwomenlovetheiroppositeincolour,noinvariableruleindeed,butgoodforaguess。’
  ’Youareveryclever,senor。’
  ’No,notclever,buttrained,asyouwillbewhenyouhavebeenayearinmyhands,thoughperchanceyoudonotintendtostopsolonginSeville。
  Perhapsyoucameherewithanobject,andwishtopassthetimeprofitablytillitisfulfilled。
  Agoodguessagain,Ithink。
  Well,sobeit,Iwillriskthat;objectandattainmentareoftenfarapart。
  Doyoutakemyoffer?’
  ’Iinclinetodoso。’
  ’Thenyouwilltakeit。
  NowIhavesomethingmoretosaybeforewecometoterms。
  Idonotwantyoutoplaythepartofanapothecary’sdrudge。
  Youwillfigurebeforetheworldasmynephew,comefromabroadtolearnmytrade。
  Youwillhelpmeinitindeed,butthatisnotallyourduty。
  YourpartwillbetomixinthelifeofSeville,andtowatchthosewhomIbidyouwatch,todropawordhereandahintthere,andinahundredwaysthatI
  shallshowyoutodrawgristtomymill——andtoyourown。
  Youmustbebrilliantandwitty,orsadandlearned,asIwish;youmustmakethemostofyourpersonandyourtalents,forthesegofarwithmycustomers。
  Tothehidalgoyoumusttalkofarms,tothelady,oflove;butyoumustnevercommityourselfbeyondredemption。
  Andaboveall,youngman’——andherehismannerchangedandhisfacegrewsternandalmostfierce——’youmustneverviolatemyconfidenceortheconfidenceofmyclients。
  OnthispointI
  willbequiteopenwithinyou,andIprayyouforyourownsaketobelievewhatIsay,howevermuchyoumaymistrusttherest。
  Ifyoubreakfaithwithme,YOUDIE。
  Youdie,notbymyhand,butyoudie。
  Thatismyprice;takeitorleaveit。
  Shouldyouleaveitandgohencetotellwhatyouhaveheardthisday,eventhenmisfortunemayovertakeyousuddenly。
  Doyouunderstand?’
  ’Iunderstand。
  FormyownsakeIwillrespectyourconfidence。’
  ’Youngsir,Ilikeyoubetterthanever。
  Hadyousaidthatyouwouldrespectitbecauseitwasaconfidence,Ishouldhavemistrustedyou,fordoubtlessyoufeelthatsecretscommunicatedsoreadilyhavenoclaimtobeheldsacred。
  Norhavethey,butwhentheirviolationinvolvesthesadandaccidentalendoftheviolator,itisanothermatter。
  Wellnow,doyouaccept?’
  ’Iaccept。’
  ’Good。
  YourbaggageIsupposeisattheinn。
  Iwillsendporterstodischargeyourscoreandbringithere。
  Noneedforyoutogo,nephew,letusstopanddrinkanotherglassofwine;thesoonerwegrowintimatethebetter,nephew。’
  ItwasthusthatfirstIbecameacquaintedwithSenorAndresdeFonseca,mybenefactor,thestrangestmanwhomIhaveeverknown。
  DoubtlessanypersonreadingthishistorywouldthinkthatI,thenarrator,wassowingaplentifulcropoftroublesformyselfinhavingtodealwithhim,settinghimdownasarogueofthedeepest,suchassometimes,fortheirownwickedpurposes,decoyyoungmentocrimeandruin。
  Butitwasnotso,andthisisthestrangestpartofthestrangestory。
  AllthatAndresdeFonsecatoldmewastruetotheveryletter。
  Hewasagentlemanofgreattalentwhohadbeenrenderedalittlemadbymisfortunesinhisearlylife。
  AsaphysicianIhavenevermethismaster,ifindeedhehasoneinthesetimes,andasamanversedintheworldandmoreespeciallyintheworldofwomen,I
  haveknownnonetocomparewithhim。
  Hehadtravelledfar,andseenmuch,andheforgotnothing。
  Inparthewasaquack,buthisquackeryalwayshadameaninginit。
  Hefleecedthefoolish,indeed,andevenjuggledwithastronomy,makingmoneyoutoftheirsuperstition;butontheotherhandhedidmanyakindactwithoutreward。
  Hewouldmakearichladypaytengoldpesosforthedyeingofherhair,butoftenhewouldnursesomepoorgirlthroughhertroubleandasknocharge;yes,andfindherhonestemploymentafterit。
  HewhoknewallthesecretsofSevillenevermademoneyoutofthembythreatofexposure,ashesaidbecauseitwouldnotpaytodoso,butreallybecausethoughheaffectedtobeaselfishknave,atbottomhisheartwashonest。
  FormyownpartIfoundlifewithhimbotheasyandhappy,sofarasminecouldbequitehappy。
  SoonIlearnedmyroleandplayeditwell。
  ItwasgivenoutthatIwasthenephewofthericholdphysicianFonseca,whomhewastrainingtotakehisplace;andthis,togetherwithmyownappearanceandmanners,ensuredmeawelcomeinthebesthousesofSeville。
  HereItookthatshareofourbusinesswhichmymastercouldnottake,fornowhenevermixedamongthefashionofthecity。
  MoneyIwassuppliedwithinabundancesothatIcouldruffleitwiththebest,butsoonitbecameknownthatIlookedtobusinessaswellastopleasure。
  Oftenandoftenduringsomegayballorcarnival,aladywouldglideuptomeandaskbeneathherbreathifDonAndresdeFonsecawouldconsenttoseeherprivatelyonamatterofsomeimportance,andIwouldfixanhourthenandthere。
  Haditnotbeenformesuchpatientswouldhavebeenlosttous,since,forthemostpart,theirtimidityhadkeptthemaway。
  InthesamefashionwhenthefestivalwasendedandIpreparedtowendhomewards,nowandagainagallantwouldsliphisarminmineandaskmymaster’shelpinsomeaffairofloveorhonour,orevenofthepurse。
  ThenIwouldleadhimstraighttotheoldMoorishhousewhereDonAndressatwritinginhisvelvetrobelikesomespiderinhisweb,forthemostofourbusinesswasdoneatnight;
  andstraight-waythematterwouldbeattendedto,tomymaster’sprofitandthesatisfactionofall。
  BydegreesitbecameknownthatthoughIwassoyoungyetIhaddiscretion,andthatnothingwhichwentinatmyearscameoutofmylips;thatIneitherbrawlednordranknorgambledtoanylength,andthatthoughIwasfriendlywithmanyfairladies,therewerenonewhowereentitledtoknowmysecrets。
  AlsoitbecameknownthatIhadsomeskillinmyartofhealing,anditwassaidamongtheladiesofSevillethattherelivednomaninthatcitysodeftatclearingtheskinofblemishesorchangingthecolourofthehairasoldFonseca’snephew,andasanyonemayknowthisreputationalonewasworthafortune。
  ThusitcameaboutthatIwasmoreandmoreconsultedonmyownaccount。
  Inshort,thingswentsowellwithusthatinthefirstsixmonthsofmyserviceIaddedbyonethirdtothereceiptsofmymaster’spractice,largeastheyhadbeenbefore,besideslighteninghislaboursnotalittle。
  Itwasastrangelife,andofthethingsthatIsawandlearned,couldtheybewritten,Imightmakeataleindeed,buttheyhavenopartinthishistory。
  Foritwasasthoughthesmilesandsilencewithwhichmenandwomenhidetheirthoughtsweredoneaway,andtheirheartsspoketousintheaccentsoftruth。
  Nowsomefairyoungmaidorwifewouldcometouswithconfessionsofwickednessthatwouldbethoughtimpossible,didnotherstoryproveitself;
  thesecretmurderperchanceofaspouse,oralover,orarival;
  nowsomeageddamewhowouldwinahusbandinhisteens,nowsomewealthylow-bornmanorwoman,whodesiredtobuyanalliancewithonelackingmoney,butofnobleblood。
  SuchIdidnotcaretohelpindeed,buttothelove-sickorthelove-deludedIlistenedwithareadyear,forIhadafellow-feelingwiththem。
  IndeedsodeepandearnestwasmysympathythatmorethanonceIfoundtheunhappyfairreadytotransfertheiraffectionstomyunworthyself,andinfactoncethingscameaboutsothat,hadIwilledit,IcouldhavemarriedoneoftheloveliestandwealthiestnobleladiesofSeville。
  ButIwouldnoneofit,whothoughtofmyEnglishLilybydayandnight。