’Company?FarmerDerrimanisnotathome,’saidAnne,andwentontothewindowwhencetheraysoflightleakedout,thetrumpet-majorstandingwherehewas。Hesawherfaceenterthebeamofcandlelight,staythereforamoment,andquicklywithdraw。Shecamebacktohimatonce。’Letusgoon,’shesaid。
  LovedayimaginedfromhertonethatshemusthaveaninterestinDerriman,andsaidsadly,’Youblamemeforgoingacrosstothewindow,andleadingyoutofollowme。’
  ’Notabit,’saidAnne,seeinghismistakeastothestateofherheart,andbeingratherangrywithhimforit。’Ithinkitwasmostnatural,consideringthenoise。’
  Silenceagain。’Derrimanissoberasajudge,’saidLoveday,astheyturnedtogo。’Itwasonlytheotherswhowerenoisy。’
  ’Whetherheissoberornotisnothingwhatevertome,’saidAnne。
  ’Ofcoursenot。Iknowit,’saidthetrumpet-major,inaccentsexpressingunhappinessathersomewhatcurttone,andsomedoubtofherassurance。
  Beforetheyhademergedfromtheshadowofthehallsomepersonswereseenmovingalongtheroad。Lovedaywasforgoingonjustthesame;butAnne,fromashyfeelingthatitwasaswellnottobeseenwalkingalonewithamanwhowasnotherlover,said——
  ’Mr。Loveday,letuswaithereaminutetilltheyhavepassed。’
  Onnearerviewthegroupwasseentocompriseamanonapiebaldhorse,andanothermanwalkingbesidehim。Whentheywereoppositethehousetheyhalted,andtheriderdismounted,whereuponadisputebetweenhimandtheothermanensued,apparentlyonaquestionofmoney。
  ’’TisoldMr。Derrimancomehome!’saidAnne。’Hehashiredthathorsefromthebathing-machinetobringhim。Onlyfancy!’
  Beforetheyhadgonemanystepsfurtherthefarmerandhiscompanionhadendedtheirdispute,andthelattermountedthehorseandcanteredaway,UncleBenjycomingontothehouseatanimblepace。
  AssoonasheobservedLovedayandAnne,hefellintoafeeblergait;whentheycameupherecognizedAnne。
  ’AndyouhavetornyourselfawayfromKingGeorge’sEsplanadesosoon,FarmerDerriman?’saidshe。
  ’Yes,faith!Icouldn’tbideatsucharuinationplace,’saidthefarmer。’Yourhandinyourpocketeveryminuteoftheday。’Tisashillingforthis,half-a-crownforthat;ifyouonlyeatoneegg,orevenapoorwindfallofanapple,you’vegottopay;andabuncho’radishesisahalfpenny,andaquarto’cideragoodtuppencethree-farthingsatlowestreckoning。Nothingwithoutpaying!I
  couldn’tevengetaridehomewarduponthatscrewwithoutthemanwantingashillingforit,whenmyweightdidn’ttakeapennyoutofthebeast。I’vesavedapenn’orthorsoofshoeleathertobesure;
  butthesaddlewassoroughwi’patchesthat’atooktwopenceoutoftheseatofmybestbreeches。KingGeorgehev’ruinedthetownforotherfolks。Morethanthat,mynephewpromisedtocomethereto-morrowtoseeme,andifIhadstayedImusthavetreateden。
  Hey——what’sthat?’
  Itwasashoutfromwithinthewallsofthebuilding,andLovedaysaid——
  ’Yournephewishere,andhascompany。’
  ’MynephewHERE?’gaspedtheoldman。’Goodfolks,willyoucomeuptothedoorwithme?Imean——hee——hee——justforcompany!Dearme,Ithoughtmyhousewasasquietasachurch?’
  Theywentbacktothewindow,andthefarmerlookedin,hismouthfallingaparttoagreaterwidthatthecornersthaninthemiddle,andhisfingersassumingastateofradiation。
  ’’Tismybestsilvertankardsthey’vegot,thatI’veneverused!O!
  ’tismystrongbeer!’Tiseightcandlesgutteringaway,whenI’veusednothingbuttwentiesmyselfforthelasthalf-year!’
  ’Youdidn’tknowhewashere,then?’saidLoveday。
  ’Ono!’saidthefarmer,shakinghisheadhalf-way。’Nothing’sknowntopoorI!There’smybestrummersjinglingascarelessasif’twastincups;andmytablescratched,andmychairswrenchedoutofjoint。Seehowtheytilt’emonthetwobacklegs——andthat’sruintoachair!Ah!whenIbegonehewon’tfindanotheroldmantomakesuchworkwith,andprovidegoodsforhisbreaking,andhouse-roomanddrinkforhistear-brassset!’
  ’Comradesandfellow-soldiers,’saidFestustothehotfarmersandyeomenheentertainedwithin,’aswehavevowedtobravedangeranddeathtogether,sowe’llsharethecouchofpeace。Youshallsleephereto-night,foritisgettinglate。Myscramblue-vinniedgallicrowofanuncletakescarethatthereshan’tbemuchcomfortinthehouse,butyoucancurluponthefurnitureifbedsrunshort。Asformysleep,itwon’tbemuch。I’mmelancholy!Awomanhas,Imaysay,gotmyheartinherpocket,andIhavehersinmine。
  She’snotmuch——tootherfolk,Imean——butsheistome。Thelittlethingcameinmyway,andconqueredme。Ifancythatsimplegirl!
  Ioughttohavelookedhigher——Iknowit;whatofthat?’Tisafatethatmayhappentothegreatestmen。’
  ’Whashhername?’saidoneofthewarriors,whoseheadoccasionallydroopeduponhisepaulettes,andwhoseeyesfelltogetherinthecasualmannercharacteristicofthetiredsoldier。ItwasreallyFarmerStubb,ofDuddleHole。
  ’Hername?Well,’tisspelt,A,N——but,bygad,Iwon’tgiveyehernamehereincompany。Shedon’tliveahundredmilesoff,however,andshewearstheprettiestcap-ribbonsyoueversaw。Well,well,’tisweakness!Shehaslittle,andIhavemuch;butIdoadorethatgirl,inspiteofmyself!’
  ’Let’sgoon,’saidAnne。
  ’Pritheestandbyanoldmantillhe’sgotintohishouse!’imploredUncleBenjy。’Ionlyaskyetobidewithincall。Standbackunderthetrees,andI’lldomypoorbesttogivenotrouble。’
  ’I’llstandbyyouforhalf-an-hour,sir,’saidLoveday。’AfterthatImustbolttocamp。’
  ’Verywell;bidebackthereunderthetrees,’saidUncleBenjy。’I
  don’twanttospite’em?’
  ’You’llwaitafewminutes,justtoseeifhegetsin?’saidthetrumpet-majortoAnneastheyretiredfromtheoldman。
  ’Iwanttogethome,’saidAnneanxiously。
  Whentheyhadquiterecededbehindthetree-trunksandhestoodalone,UncleBenjy,totheirsurprise,setupaloudshout,altogetherbeyondtheimaginedpowerofhislungs。
  ’Mana-lost!mana-lost!’hecried,repeatingtheexclamationseveraltimes;andthenranandhidhimselfbehindacornerofthebuilding。Soonthedooropened,andFestusandhisguestscametumblingoutuponthegreen。
  ’’Tisourdutytohelpfolksindistress,’saidFestus。’Mana-lost,whereareyou?’
  ’’Twasacrossthere,’saidoneofhisfriends。
  ’No!’twashere,’saidanother。
  MeanwhileUncleBenjy,comingfromhishiding-place,hadscamperedwiththequicknessofaboyuptothedoortheyhadquitted,andslippedin。Inamomentthedoorflewtogether,andAnneheardhimboltingandbarringitinside。Therevellers,however,didnotnoticethis,andcameontowardsthespotwherethetrumpet-majorandAnnewerestanding。
  ’Here’ssuccourathand,friends,’saidFestus。’Weareallking’smen;donotfearus。’
  ’Thankyou,’saidLoveday;’soarewe。’Heexplainedintwowordsthattheywerenotthedistressedtravellerwhohadcriedout,andturnedtogoon。
  ’’Tisshe!mylife,’tisshesaidFestus,nowfirstrecognizingAnne。’FairAnne,IwillnotpartfromyoutillIseeyousafeatyourowndeardoor。’
  ’She’sinmyhands,’saidLovedaycivilly,thoughnotwithoutfirmness,’soitisnotrequired,thankyou。’
  ’Man,hadIbutmysword——’
  ’Come,’saidLoveday,’Idon’twanttoquarrel。Let’sputittoher。Whicheverofusshelikesbest,heshalltakeherhome。MissAnne,which?’
  Annewouldmuchratherhavegonehomealone,butseeingtheremainderoftheyeomanrypartystaggeringupshethoughtitbesttosecureaprotectorofsomekind。Howtochooseonewithoutoffendingtheotherandprovokingaquarrelwasthedifficulty。
  ’Youmustbothwalkhomewithme,’sheadroitlysaid,’oneononeside,andoneontheother。Andifyouarenotquiteciviltooneanotherallthetime,I’llneverspeaktoeitherofyouagain。’
  Theyagreedtotheterms,andtheotheryeomenarrivingatthistimesaidtheywouldgoalsoasrearguard。
  ’Verywell,’saidAnne。’Nowgoandgetyourhats,anddon’tbelong。’
  ’Ah,yes;ourhats,’saidtheyeomanry,whoseheadsweresohotthattheyhadforgottentheirnakednesstillthen。
  ’You’llwaittillwe’vegot’em——wewon’tbeamoment,’saidFestuseagerly。
  AnneandLovedaysaidyes,andFestusranbacktothehouse,followedbyallhisband。
  ’Nowlet’srunandleave’em,’saidAnne,whentheywereoutofhearing。
  ’Butwe’vepromisedtowait!’saidthetrumpet-majorinsurprise。
  ’Promisedtowait!’saidAnneindignantly。’Asifoneoughttokeepsuchapromisetodrunkenmenasthat。Youcandoasyoulike,I
  shallgo。’
  ’Itishardlyfairtoleavethechaps,’saidLovedayreluctantly,andlookingbackatthem。Butsheheardnomore,andflittingoffunderthetrees,wassoonlosttohissight。
  FestusandtheresthadbythistimereachedUncleBenjy’sdoor,whichtheywerediscomfitedandastonishedtofindclosed。Theybegantoknock,andthentokickatthevenerabletimber,tilltheoldman’shead,crownedwithatassellednightcap,appearedatanupperwindow,followedbyhisshoulders,withapparentlynothingonbuthisshirt,thoughitwasintruthasheetthrownoverhiscoat。
  ’Fie,fieuponyeallformakingsuchahullaballooataweakoldman’sdoor,’hesaid,yawning。’What’sinyetorousehonestfolksatthistimeo’night?’
  ’Hangme——why——it’sUncleBenjy!Haw——haw——haw?’saidFestus。
  ’Nunc,whyhowthedevil’sthis?’TisI——Festus——wantingtocomein。’
  ’Ono,no,mycleverman,whoeveryoube!’saidUncleBenjyinatoneofincredulousintegrity。’Mynephew,dearboy,ismilesawayatquarters,andsoundasleepbythistime,asbecomesagoodsoldier。Thatstorywon’tdoto-night,myman,notatall。’
  ’Uponmysoul’tisI,’saidFestus。
  ’Notto-night,myman;notto-night!Anthony,bringmyblunderbuss,’saidthefarmer,turningandaddressingnobodyinsidetheroom。
  ’Let’sbreakinthewindow-shutters,’saidoneoftheothers。
  ’Mywig,andwewill!’saidFestus。’Whatatrickoftheoldman!’
  ’Getsomebigstones,’saidtheyeomen,searchingunderthewall。
  ’No;forbear,forbear,’saidFestus,beginningtohefrightenedatthespirithehadraised。’Iforget;weshoulddrivehimintofits,forhe’ssubjectto’em,andthenperhaps’twouldbemanslaughter。
  Comrades,wemustmarch!No,we’lllieinthebarn。I’llseeintothis,takemywordfor’t。Ourhonourisatstake。Nowlet’sbacktoseemybeautyhome。’
  ’Wecan’t,aswehav’n’tgotourhats,’saidoneofhisfellow-troopers——indomesticlifeJacobNoakes,ofMucklefordFarm。
  ’Nomorewecan,’saidFestus,inamelancholytone。’ButImustgotoherandtellherthereason。Shepullsmeinspiteofall。’
  ’She’sgone。Isawherfleeacrossparkwhilewewereknockingatthedoor,’saidanotheroftheyeomanry。
  ’Gone!’saidFestus,grindinghisteethandputtinghimselfintoarigidshape。’Then’tismyenemy——hehastemptedherawaywithhim!
  ButIamarichman,andhe’spoor,andridestheKing’shorsewhileIridemyown。CouldIbutfindthatfellow,thatregular,thatcommonman,Iwould——’
  ’Yes?’saidthetrumpet-major,comingupbehindhim。
  ’I,’——saidFestus,startinground,——’Iwouldseizehimbythehandandsay,“Guardher;ifyouaremyfriend,guardherfromallharm!“’
  ’Agoodspeech。AndIwill,too,’saidLovedayheartily。
  ’Andnowforshelter,’saidFestustohiscompanions。
  TheythenunceremoniouslyleftLoveday,withoutwishinghimgood-night,andproceededtowardsthebarn。Hecrossedtheparkandascendedthedowntothecamp,grievedthathehadgivenAnnecauseofcomplaint,andfancyingthatsheheldhimofslightaccountbesidehiswealthierrival。