’Youhavegotasilverplateletintoyerhead,haven’tye,corpel?’
  saidAnthonyCripplestraw,whohaddrawnnear。’Ihaveheardthatthewaytheymorticedyerskullwasabeautifulpieceofworkmanship。Perhapstheyoungwomanwouldliketoseetheplace?
  ’Tisacurioussight,Mis’essAnne;youdon’tseesuchawowndeveryday。’
  ’No,thankyou,’saidAnnehurriedly,dreading,asdidalltheyoungpeopleofOvercombe,thespectacleofthecorporaluncovered。HehadneverbeenseeninpublicwithoutthehatandthehandkerchiefsincehisreturninNinety-four;andstrangestoriesweretoldoftheghastlinessofhisappearancebare-headed,alittleboywhohadaccidentallybeheldhimgoingtobedinthatstatehavingbeenfrightenedintofits。
  ’Well,iftheyoungwomandon’twanttoseeyerhead,maybeshe’dliketohearyerarm?’continuedCripplestraw,earnesttopleaseher。
  ’Hey?’saidthecorporal。
  ’Yourarmhurttoo?’criedAnne。
  ’Knockedtoapummyatthesametimeasmyhead,’saidTullidgedispassionately。
  ’Rattleyerarm,corpel,andshowher,’saidCripplestraw。
  ’Yes,sure,’saidthecorporal,raisingthelimbslowly,asifthegloryofexhibitionhadlostsomeofitsnovelty,thoughhewaswillingtooblige。Twistingitmercilesslyaboutwithhisrighthandheproducedacrunchingamongthebonesateverymotion,Cripplestrawseemingtoderivegreatsatisfactionfromtheghastlysound。
  ’Howveryshocking!’saidAnne,painfullyanxiousforhimtoleaveoff。
  ’O,itdon’thurthim,blessye。Doit,corpel?’saidCripplestraw。
  ’Notabit,’saidthecorporal,stillworkinghisarmwithgreatenergy。
  ’There’snolifeinthebonesatall。Nolifein’em,Itellher,corpel!’
  ’Noneatall。’
  ’Theybeaslooseasabagofninepins,’explainedCripplestrawincontinuation。’Youcanfeel’emquiteplain,Mis’essAnne。Ifyewouldliketo,he’llundohissleeveinaminutetooblegeye?’
  ’Ono,no,pleasenot!Iquiteunderstand,’saidtheyoungwoman。
  ’Doshewanttohearorseeanymore,ordon’tshe?’thecorporalinquired,withasensethathistimewasgettingwasted。
  Anneexplainedthatshedidnotonanyaccount;andmanagedtoescapefromthecorner。
  Thetrumpet-majornowcontrivedtoplacehimselfnearher,Anne’spresencehavingevidentlybeenagreatpleasuretohimsincethemomentofhisfirstseeingher。Shewasquiteathereasewithhim,andaskedhimifhethoughtthatBuonapartewouldreallycomeduringthesummer,andmanyotherquestionswhichthegallantdragooncouldnotanswer,butwhichheneverthelesslikedtobeasked。WilliamTremlett,whohadnotenjoyedasoundnight’srestsincetheFirstConsul’smenacehadbecomeknown,prickeduphisearsatsoundofthissubject,andinquiredifanybodyhadseentheterribleflat-bottomedboatsthattheenemyweretocrossin。
  ’MybrotherRobertsawseveralofthempaddlingabouttheshorethelasttimehepassedtheStraitsofDover,’saidthetrumpet-major;
  andhefurtherstartledthecompanybyinformingthemthatthereweresupposedtobemorethanfifteenhundredoftheseboats,andthattheywouldcarryahundredmenapiece。SothatadescentofonehundredandfiftythousandmenmightbeexpectedanydayassoonasBoneyhadbroughthisplanstobear。
  ’Lordha’mercyuponus!’saidWilliamTremlett。
  ’Thenight-timeiswhentheywilltryit,iftheytryitatall,’
  saidoldTullidge,inthetoneofonewhosewatchatthebeaconmust,inthenatureofthings,havegivenhimcomprehensiveviewsofthesituation。’Itismybeliefthatthepointtheywillchooseformakingtheshoreisjustoverthere,’andhenoddedwithindifferencetowardsasectionofthecoastatahideousnearnesstothehouseinwhichtheywereassembled,whereuponFencibleTremlett,andCripplestrawoftheLocals,triedtoshownosignsoftrepidation。
  ’Whend’yethink’twillbe?’saidVolunteerComfort,theblacksmith。
  ’Ican’tanswertoaday,’saidthecorporal,’butitwillcertainlybeinadown-channeltide;andinsteadofpullinghardagainstit,he’lllethisboatsdrift,andthatwillbring’emrightintoBudmouthBay。’Twillbeabeautifulstrokeofwar,ifsobe’tisquietlydone!’
  ’Beautiful,’saidCripplestraw,movinginsidehisclothes。’Buthowifweshouldbeallabed,corpel?Youcan’texpectamantobebraveinhisshirt,especiallyweLocals,thathaveonlygotsofarasshoulderfire-locks。’
  ’He’snotcomingthissummer。He’llnevercomeatall,’saidatallsergeant-majordecisively。
  LovedaythesoldierwastoomuchengagedinattendinguponAnneandhermothertojoininthesesurmises,bestirringhimselftogettheladiessomeofthebestliquorthehouseafforded,whichhad,asamatteroffact,crossedtheChannelasprivatelyasBuonapartewishedhisarmytodo,andhadbeenlandedonadarknightoverthecliff。AfterthisheaskedAnnetosing,butthoughshehadaveryprettyvoiceinprivateperformancesofthatnature,shedeclinedtoobligehim;turningthesubjectbymakingahesitatinginquiryabouthisbrotherRobert,whomhehadmentionedjustbefore。
  ’Robertisaswellasever,thankyou,MissGarland,’hesaid。’HeisnowmateofthebrigPewit——ratheryoungforsuchacommand;buttheownerputsgreattrustinhim。’Thetrumpet-majoradded,deepeninghisthoughtstoaprofounderviewofthepersondiscussed,’Bobisinlove。’
  Annelookedconscious,andlistenedattentively;butLovedaydidnotgoon。
  ’Much?’sheasked。
  ’Ican’texactlysay。Andthestrangepartofitisthathenevertellsuswhothewomanis。Nobodyknowsatall。’
  ’Hewilltell,ofcourse?’saidAnne,intheremotetoneofapersonwithwhosesexsuchmattershadnoconnexionwhatever。
  Lovedayshookhishead,andthetete-a-tetewasputanendtobyaburstofsingingfromoneofthesergeants,whowasfollowedattheendofhissongbyothers,eachgivingadittyinhisturn;thesingerstandingupinfrontofthetable,stretchinghischinwellintotheair,asthoughtoabstracteverypossiblewrinklefromhisthroat,andthenplungingintothemelody。Whenthiswasoveroneoftheforeignhussars——thegenteelGermanofMillerLoveday’sdescription,whocalledhimselfaHungarian,andinrealitybelongedtonodefinitecountry——performedatTrumpet-majorLoveday’srequesttheseriesofwildmotionsthathedenominatedhisnationaldance,thatAnnemightseewhatitwaslike。MissGarlandwastheflowerofthewholecompany;thesoldiersoneandall,foreignandEnglish,seemedtobequitecharmedbyherpresence,asindeedtheywellmightbe,consideringhowseldomtheycameintothesocietyofsuchasshe。
  AnneandhermotherwerejustthinkingofretiringtotheirowndwellingwhenSergeantStannerofthe——thFoot,whowasrecruitingatBudmouth,beganasatiricalsong:——
  Whenlaw’-yersstrive’toheal’abreach’,Andpar-sonsprac’-tisewhat’theypreach’;
  Thenlit’-tleBo-neyhe’llpouncedown’,Andmarch’hismen’onLon’-dontown’!
  Chorus——Rol’-li-cumro’-rum,tol’-lol-lo’-rum,Rol’-li-cumro’-rum,tol’-lol-lay。
  Whenjus’-ti-ces’holde’qualscales’,Androgues’areon’-lyfound’injails’;
  Thenlit’tleBo’-neyhe’llpouncedown’,Andmarch’hismen’onLon’-dontown’!
  Chorus——Rol’-li-cumro’-rum,tol’-lol-lo’-rum,Rol’-li-cumro’-rum,tol’-lol-lay。
  Whenrich’menfind’theirwealth’acurse’,Andfill’there-with’thepoor’man’spurse’;
  Thenlit’-tleBo’-neyhe’llpouncedown’,Andmarch’hismen’onLon’-dontown’!
  Chorus——Rol’-li-cumro’-rum,tol’-lol-lo’-rum,Rol’-li-cumro’-rum,tol’-lol-lay。
  PoorStanner!Inspiteofhissatire,hefellatthebloodybattleofAlbueraafewyearsafterthispleasantlyspentsummerattheGeorgianwatering-place,beingmortallywoundedandtrampleddownbyaFrenchhussarwhenthebrigadewasdeployingintolineunderBeresford。
  WhileMillerLovedaywassaying’Welldone,Mr。Stanner!’atthecloseofthethirteenthstanza,whichseemedtobethelast,andMr。
  Stannerwasmodestlyexpressinghisregretthathecoulddonobetter,astentorianvoicewasheardoutsidethewindowshutterrepeating,Rol’-li-cumro’-rum,tol’-lol-lo’-rum,Rol’-li-cumro’-rum,tol’-lol-lay。
  Thecompanywassilentinamomentatthisreinforcement,andonlythemilitarytriednottolooksurprised。Whileallwonderedwhothesingercouldbesomebodyenteredtheporch;thedooropened,andincameayoungman,aboutthesizeandweightoftheFarneseHercules,intheuniformoftheyeomanrycavalry。
  ’’TisyoungSquireDerriman,oldMr。Derriman’snephew,’murmuredvoicesinthebackground。
  Withoutwaitingtoaddressanybody,orapparentlyseeingwhoweregatheredthere,thecolossalmanwavedhiscapabovehisheadandwentonintonesthatshookthewindow-panes:——
  Whenhus’-bandswith’theirwives’agree’。
  Andmaids’won’twed’frommod’-es-ty’,Thenlit’-tleBo’-neyhe’llpouncedown’,Andmarch’hismen’onLon’-dontown’!
  Chorus——Rol’-li-cumro’-rum,tol’-lol-lo’-rum,Rol’-li-cumro’-rum,tol’-lol-lay。
  ItwasaversewhichhadbeenomittedbythegallantStanner,outofrespecttotheladies。
  Thenew-comerwasred-hairedandoffloridcomplexion,andseemedfullofaconvictionthathiswhimofenteringmustbetheirpleasure,whichforthemomentitwas。
  ’Noceremony,goodmenall,’hesaid;’Iwaspassingby,andmyearwascaughtbythesinging。Ilikesinging;’tiswarmingandcheering,andshallnotbeputdown。Ishouldliketohearanybodysayotherwise。’
  ’Welcome,MasterDerriman,’saidthemiller,fillingaglassandhandingittotheyeoman。’Comeallthewayfromquarters,then?I
  hardlyknowedyeinyoursoldier’sclothes。You’dlookmorenaturalwithaspudinyourhand,sir。Ishouldn’tha’knownyeatallifI
  hadn’theardthatyouwerecalledout。’
  ’Morenaturalwithaspud!——haveacare,miller,’saidtheyounggiant,thefireofhiscomplexionincreasingtoscarlet。’Idon’tmeananger,but——but——asoldier’shonour,youknow!’
  Themilitaryinthebackgroundlaughedalittle,andtheyeomanthenforthefirsttimediscoveredthatthereweremoreregularspresentthanone。Helookedmomentarilydisconcerted,butexpandedagaintofullassurance。
  ’Right,right,MasterDerriman,nooffence——’twasonlymyjoke,’
  saidthegenialmiller。’Everybody’sasoldiernowadays。Drinkadrapo’thiscordial,anddon’tmindwords。’
  Theyoungmandrankwithouttheleastreluctance,andsaid,’Yes,miller,Iamcalledout。’Tisticklishtimesforussoldiersnow;
  weholdourlivesinourhands——Whatarethosefellowsgrinningatbehindthetable?——Isay,wedo!’
  ’Stayingwithyouruncleatthefarmforadayortwo,Mr。
  Derriman?’
  ’No,no;asItoldyou,sixmileoff。BilletedatCasterbridge。
  ButIhavetocallandseetheold,old——’
  ’Gentleman?’
  ’Gentleman!——no,skinflint。Helivesuponthesweepingsofthebarton;ha,ha!’Andthespeaker’sregularwhiteteethshowedthemselveslikesnowinaDutchcabbage。’Well,well,theprofessionofarmsmakesamanproofagainstallthat。ItakethingsasIfind’em。’
  ’Quiteright,MasterDerriman。Anotherdrop?’
  ’No,no。I’lltakenomorethanisgoodforme——nomanshould;sodon’ttemptme。’
  TheyeomanthensawAnne,andbyanunconsciousgravitationwenttowardsherandtheotherwomen,flingingaremarktoJohnLovedayinpassing。’Ah,Loveday!Iheardyouwerecome;inshort,Icomeo’purposetoseeyou。Gladtoseeyouenjoyingyourselfathomeagain。’
  Thetrumpet-majorrepliedcivilly,thoughnotwithoutgrimness,forheseemedhardlytolikeDerriman’smotiontowardsAnne。
  ’WidowGarland’sdaughter!——yes,’tis!surely。Yourememberme?I
  havebeenherebefore。FestusDerriman,YeomanryCavalry。’
  Annegavealittlecurtsey。’IknowyournameisFestus——that’sall。’
  ’Yes,’tiswellknown——especiallylatterly。’Hedroppedhisvoicetoconfidencepitch。’Isupposeyourfriendsherearedisturbedbymycomingin,astheydon’tseemtotalkmuch?Idon’tmeantointerrupttheparty;butIoftenfindthatpeopleareputoutbymycomingamong’em,especiallywhenI’vegotmyregimentalson。’
  ’La!andarethey?’