“Wewillkeepthetiresofthewheelsforyou,“shoutedawheelwright,whohadcometoinspectthedamagedonetothecart。
Oneoftheshaftswasstickinguprightintheground,asstraightasatree。Maxstoodby,paleandthoughtful,anddeeplyannoyedbyFario’sspeech。Forfivedaysafterthis,nothingwastalkedofinIssoudunbutthetaleoftheSpaniard’sbarrow;itwasevenfatedtotravelabroad,asGoddetremarked,——foritwenttheroundofBerry,wherethespeechesofFarioandMaxwererepeated,andattheendofaweektheaffair,greatlytotheSpaniard’ssatisfaction,wasstillthetalkofthethreedepartmentsandthesubjectofendlessgossip。InconsequenceofthevindictiveSpaniard’sterriblespeech,MaxandtheRabouilleusebecametheobjectofcertaincommentswhichweremerelywhisperedinIssoudun,thoughtheywerespokenaloudinBourges,Vatan,Vierzon,andChateauroux。MaxenceGiletknewenoughofthatregionofthecountrytoguesshowenvenomedsuchcommentswouldbecome。
“Wecan’tstoptheirtongues,“hesaidatlast。“Ah!Ididafoolishthing!“
“Max!“saidFrancois,takinghisarm。“Theyarecomingto-night。“
“They!Who!“
“TheBridaus。Mygrandmotherhasjusthadaletterfromhergoddaughter。“
“Listen,myboy,“saidMaxinalowvoice。“Ihavebeenthinkingdeeplyofthismatter。NeitherFlorenorIoughttoseemopposedtotheBridaus。Iftheseheirsaretobegotridof,itisforyouHochonstodrivethemoutofIssoudun。Findoutwhatsortofpeopletheyare。To-morrowatMereCognette’s,afterI’vetakentheirmeasure,wecandecidewhatistobedone,andhowwecansetyourgrandfatheragainstthem。“
“TheSpaniardfoundtheflawinMax’sarmor,“saidBaruchtohiscousinFrancois,astheyturnedintoMonsieurHochon’shouseandwatchedtheircomradeenteringhisowndoor。
WhileMaxwasthusemployed,Flore,inspiteofherfriend’sadvice,wasunabletorestrainherwrath;andwithoutknowingwhethershewouldhelporhinderMax’splans,sheburstforthuponthepoorbachelor。WhenJean-Jacquesincurredtheangerofhismistress,thelittleattentionsandvulgarfondlingswhichwereallhisjoyweresuddenlysuppressed。Floresenthermaster,asthechildrensay,intodisgrace。Nomoretenderglances,nomoreofthecaressinglittlewordsinvarioustoneswithwhichshedeckedherconversation,——“mykitten,““myolddarling,““mybibi,““myrat,“etc。A“you,“coldandsharpandironicallyrespectful,cutlikethebladeofaknifethroughtheheartofthemiserableoldbachelor。The“you“wasadeclarationofwar。Insteadofhelpingthepoormanwithhistoilet,handinghimwhathewanted,forestallinghiswishes,lookingathimwiththesortofadmirationwhichallwomenknowhowtoexpress,andwhich,insomecases,thecoarseritisthebetteritpleases,——saying,forinstance,“Youlookasfreshasarose!“or,“Whathealthyouhave!““Howhandsomeyouare,myoldJean!“——inshort,insteadofentertaininghimwiththelivelychatterandbroadjokesinwhichhedelighted,Florelefthimtodressalone。Ifhecalledher,sheansweredfromthefootofthestaircase,“Ican’tdoeverythingatonce;howcanIlookafteryourbreakfastandwaituponyouupthere?Arenotyoubigenoughtodressyourownself?“
“Oh,dear!whathaveIdonetodispleaseher?“theoldmanaskedhimselfthatmorning,ashegotoneoftheserebuffsaftercallingforhisshaving-water。
“Vedie,takeupthehotwater,“criedFlore。
“Vedie!“exclaimedthepoorman,stupefiedwithfearoftheangerthatwascrushinghim。“Vedie,whatisthematterwithMadamethismorning?“
FloreBrazierrequiredhermasterandVedieandKouskiandMaxtocallherMadame。
“Sheseemstohaveheardsomethingaboutyouwhichisn’ttoyourcredit,“answeredVedie,assuminganairofdeepconcern。“Youaredoingwrong,monsieur。I’monlyapoorservant-woman,andyoumaysayIhavenorighttopokemynoseintoyouraffairs;butIdosayyoumaysearchthroughallthewomenintheworld,likethatkinginholyScripture,andyouwon’tfindtheequalofMadame。Yououghttokissthegroundshestepson。Goodness!ifyoumakeherunhappy,you’llonlyspoilyourownlife。Theresheis,poorthing,withhereyesfulloftears。“
Vedieleftthepoormanutterlycastdown;hedroppedintoanarmchairandgazedintovacancylikethemelancholyimbecilethathewas,andforgottoshave。Thesealternationsoftendernessandseverityworkeduponthisfeeblecreaturewhoseonlylifewasthroughhisamorousfibre,thesamemorbideffectwhichgreatchangesfromtropicalheattoarcticcoldproduceuponthehumanbody。Itwasamoralpleurisy,whichworehimoutlikeaphysicaldisease。Florealonecouldthusaffecthim;fortoher,andtoheralone,hewasasgoodashewasfoolish。
“Well,haven’tyoushavedyet?“shesaid,appearingathisdoor。
Hersuddenpresencemadetheoldmanstartviolently;andfrombeingpaleandcastdownhegrewredforaninstant,without,however,daringtocomplainofhertreatment。
“Yourbreakfastiswaiting,“sheadded。“Youcancomedownasyouare,indressing-gownandslippers;foryou’llbreakfastalone,Icantellyou。“
Withoutwaitingforananswer,shedisappeared。Tomakehimbreakfastalonewasthepunishmenthedreadedmost;helovedtotalktoherasheatehismeals。Whenhegottothefootofthestaircasehewastakenwithafitofcoughing;foremotionexcitedhiscatarrh。
“Coughaway!“saidFloreinthekitchen,withoutcaringwhetherheheardherornot。“Confoundtheoldwretch!heisableenoughtogetoveritwithoutbotheringothers。Ifhecoughsuphissoul,itwillonlybeafter——“
SuchweretheamenitiestheRabouilleuseaddressedtoRougetwhenshewasangry。Thepoormansatdownindeepdistressatacornerofthetableinthemiddleoftheroom,andlookedathisoldfurnitureandtheoldpictureswithadisconsolateair。
“Youmightatleasthaveputonacravat,“saidFlore。“Doyouthinkitispleasantforpeopletoseesuchaneckasyours,whichisredderandmorewrinkledthanaturkey’s?“
“ButwhathaveIdone?“heasked,liftinghisbiglight-greeneyes,fulloftears,tohistormentor,andtryingtofaceherhardcountenance。
“Whathaveyoudone?“sheexclaimed。“Asifyoudidn’tknow?Oh,whatahypocrite!YoursisterAgathe——whoisasmuchyoursisterasIamsisterofthetowerofIssoudun,ifone’stobelieveyourfather,andwhohasnoclaimatalluponyou——iscomingherefromPariswithherson,amiserabletwo-pennypainter,toseeyou。“
“MysisterandmynephewscomingtoIssoudun!“hesaid,bewildered。
“Oh,yes!playthesurprised,do;trytomakemebelieveyoudidn’tsendforthem!sewingyourlieswithwhitebread,indeed!Don’tfashyourself;wewon’ttroubleyourParisians——beforetheysettheirfeetinthishouse,weshallhaveshakenthedustofitoffours。MaxandI
willbegone,nevertoreturn。Asforyourwill,I’lltearitinquartersunderyournose,andtoyourverybeard——doyouhear?Leaveyourpropertytoyourfamily,ifyoudon’tthinkweareyourfamily;
andthenseeifyou’llbelovedforyourselfbyalotofpeoplewhohavenotseenyouforthirtyyears,——whoinfacthaveneverseenyou!
Isitthatsortofsisterwhocantakemyplace?Apinchbecksaint!“
“Ifthat’sall,mylittleFlore,“saidtheoldman,“Iwon’treceivemysister,ormynephews。IsweartoyouthisisthefirstwordIhaveheardoftheircoming。ItisallgotupbythatMadameHochon——asanctimoniousold——“
Max,whohadoverheardoldRouget’swords,enteredsuddenly,andsaidinamasterfultone,——
“What’sallthis?“
“MygoodMax,“saidtheoldman,gladtogettheprotectionofthesoldierwho,byagreementwithFlore,alwaystookhissideinadispute,“Iswearbyallthatismostsacred,thatInowhearthisnewsforthefirsttime。Ihaveneverwrittentomysister;myfathermademepromisenottoleaveheranyofmyproperty;toleaveittotheChurchsoonerthantoher。Well,Iwon’treceivemysisterAgathetothishouse,orhersons——“
“Yourfatherwaswrong,mydearJean-Jacques,andMadameBrazierisstillmorewrong,“answeredMax。“Yourfathernodoubthadhisreasons,butheisdead,andhishatredshoulddiewithhim。Yoursisterisyoursister,andyournephewsareyournephews。Youoweittoyourselftowelcomethem,andyouoweittousaswell。WhatwouldpeoplesayinIssoudun?Thunder!I’vegotenoughuponmyshouldersasitis,withouthearingpeoplesaythatweshutyouupanddon’tallowyouawillofyourown,orthatweinfluenceyouagainstyourrelationsandaretryingtogetholdofyourproperty。ThedeviltakemeifIdon’tpullupstakesandbeoff,ifthatsortofcalumnyistobeflungatme!theotherisbadenough!Let’seatourbreakfast。“
Flore,whowasnowasmildasaweasel,helpedVedietosetthetable。
OldRouget,fullofadmirationforMax,tookhimbybothhandsandledhimintotherecessofawindow,sayinginalowvoice:——
“Ah!Max,ifIhadason,Icouldn’tlovehimbetterthanIloveyou。
Floreisright:youtwoaremyrealfamily。Youareamanofhonor,Max,andwhatyouhavejustsaidistrue。“
“Yououghttoreceiveandentertainyoursisterandherson,butnotchangethearrangementsyouhavemadeaboutyourproperty,“saidMax。
“Inthatwayyouwilldowhatisrightintheeyesoftheworld,andyetkeepyourpromisetoyourfather。“
“Well!mydearloves!“criedFlore,gayly,“thesalmiisgettingcold。
Come,myoldrat,here’sawingforyou,“shesaid,smilingonJean-
Jacques。
Atthewords,thelong-drawnfaceofthepoorcreaturelostitscadaveroustints,thesmileofaTheriakiflickeredonhispendentlips;buthewasseizedwithanotherfitofcoughing;forthejoyofbeingtakenbacktofavorexcitedasviolentanemotionasthepunishmentitself。Florerose,pulledalittlecashmereshawlfromherownshoulders,andtieditroundtheoldman’sthroat,exclaiming: