Josephrose,andbowed。
  “Yourbrotherwasinthedragoons,Ibelieve,“saidMaxence。“Iwasonlyadust-trotter。“
  “Onfootoronhorseback,“saidFlore,“youbothofyouriskedyourskins。“
  JosephtooknoteofMaxquiteasmuchasMaxtooknoteofJoseph。Max,whogothisclothesfromParis,wasdressedastheyoungdandiesofthatdaydressedthemselves。Apairoflight-blueclothtrousers,madewithveryfullplaits,coveredhisfeetsothatonlythetoesandthespursofhisbootswereseen。Hiswaistwaspinchedinbyawhitewaistcoatwithchasedgoldbuttons,whichwaslacedbehindtoserveasabelt。Thewaistcoat,buttonedtothethroat,showedoffhisbroadchest,andablacksatinstockobligedhimtoholdhisheadhigh,insoldierlyfashion。Ahandsomegoldchainhungfromawaistcoatpocket,inwhichtheoutlineofaflatwatchwasbarelyseen。Hewastwistingawatch-keyofthekindcalleda“criquet,“whichBreguethadlatelyinvented。
  “Thefellowisfine-looking,“thoughtJoseph,admiringwithapainter’seyetheeagerface,theairofstrength,andtheintellectualgrayeyeswhichMaxhadinheritedfromhisfather,thenoble。“Myunclemustbeafearfulbore,andthathandsomegirltakeshercompensations。Itisatriangularhousehold;Iseethat。“
  Atthisinstant,BaruchandFrancoisentered。
  “HaveyoubeentoseethetowerofIssoudun?“FloreaskedJoseph。“No?
  thenifyouwouldliketotakealittlewalkbeforedinner,whichwillnotbeservedforanhour,wewillshowyouthegreatcuriosityofthetown。“
  “Gladly,“saidtheartist,quiteincapableofseeingtheslightestimproprietyinsodoing。
  WhileFlorewenttoputonherbonnet,gloves,andcashmereshawl,Josephsuddenlyjumpedup,asifanenchanterhadtouchedhimwithhiswand,tolookatthepictures。
  “Ah!youhavepictures,indeed,uncle!“hesaid,examiningtheonethathadcaughthiseye。
  “Yes,“answeredtheoldman。“TheycametousfromtheDescoings,whoboughtthemduringtheRevolution,whentheconventsandchurchesinBerryweredismantled。“
  Josephwasnotlistening;hewaslostinadmirationofthepictures。
  “Magnificent!“hecried。“Oh!whatpainting!thatfellowdidn’tspoilhiscanvas。Dear,dear!betterandbetter,asitisatNicolet’s——“
  “Therearesevenoreightverylargeonesupinthegarret,whichwerekeptonaccountoftheframes,“saidGilet。
  “Letmeseethem!“criedtheartist;andMaxtookhimupstairs。
  Josephcamedownwildlyenthusiastic。MaxwhisperedawordtotheRabouilleuse,whotooktheoldmanintotheembrasureofawindow,whereJosephheardhersayinalowvoice,butstillsothathecouldhearthewords:——
  “Yournephewisapainter;youdon’tcareforthosepictures;bekind,andgivethemtohim。“
  “Itseems,“saidJean-Jacques,leaningonFlore’sarmtoreachtheplacewereJosephwasstandinginecstasybeforeanAlbano,“——itseemsthatyouareapainter——“
  “Onlya’rapin,’“saidJoseph。
  “Whatmaythatbe?“askedFlore。
  “Abeginner,“repliedJoseph。
  “Well,“continuedJean-Jacques,“ifthesepicturescanbeofanyusetoyouinyourbusiness,Igivethemtoyou,——butwithouttheframes。
  Oh!theframesaregilt,andbesides,theyareveryfunny;Iwillput——“
  “Welldone,uncle!“criedJoseph,enchanted;“I’llmakeyoucopiesofthesamedimensions,whichyoucanputintotheframes。“
  “Butthatwilltakeyourtime,andyouwillwantcanvasandcolors,“
  saidFlore。“Youwillhavetospendmoney。Come,PereRouget,offeryournephewahundredfrancsforeachcopy;herearetwenty-sevenpictures,andIthinkthereareelevenverybigonesinthegarretwhichoughttocostdouble,——callthewholefourthousandfrancs。Oh,yes,“shewenton,turningtoJoseph,“yourunclecanwellaffordtopayyoufourthousandfrancsformakingthecopies,sincehekeepstheframes——butblessme!you’llwantframes;andtheysayframescostmorethanpictures;there’smoregoldonthem。Answer,monsieur,“shecontinued,shakingtheoldman’sarm。“Hein?itisn’tdear;yournephewwilltakefourthousandfrancsfornewpicturesintheplaceoftheoldones。Itis,“shewhisperedinhisear,“averygoodwaytogivehimfourthousandfrancs;hedoesn’tlooktomeveryflush——“
  “Well,nephew,Iwillpayyoufourthousandfrancsforthecopies——“
  “No,no!“saidthehonestJoseph;“fourthousandfrancsandthepictures,that’stoomuch;thepictures,don’tyousee,arevaluable——“
  “Accept,simpleton!“saidFlore;“heisyouruncle,youknow。“
  “Verygood,Iaccept,“saidJoseph,bewilderedbytheluckthathadbefallenhim;forhehadrecognizedaPerugino。
  TheresultwasthattheartistbeamedwithsatisfactionashewentoutofthehousewiththeRabouilleuseonhisarm,allofwhichhelpedMaxence’splansimmensely。NeitherFlore,norRouget,norMax,norindeedanyoneinIssoudunknewthevalueofthepictures,andthecraftyMaxthoughthehadboughtFlore’striumphforasong,assheparadedtriumphantlybeforetheeyesoftheastonishedtown,leaningonthearmofhermaster’snephew,andevidentlyonthebestoftermswithhim。Peopleflockedtotheirdoorstoseethecrab-girl’striumphoverthefamily。ThisastoundingeventmadethesensationonwhichMaxcounted;sothatwhentheyallreturnedatfiveo’clock,nothingwastalkedofineveryhouseholdbutthecordialunderstandingbetweenMaxandFloreandthenephewofoldRouget。Theincidentofthepicturesandthefourthousandfrancscirculatedalready。Thedinner,atwhichLousteau,oneofthecourtjudges,andtheMayorofIssoudunwerepresent,wassplendid。Itwasoneofthoseprovincialdinnerslastingfivehours。Themostexquisitewinesenlivenedtheconversation。Bynineo’clock,atdessert,thepainter,seatedoppositetohisuncle,andbetweenFloreandMax,hadfraternizedwiththesoldier,andthoughthimthebestfellowonearth。Josephreturnedhomeateleveno’clocksomewhattipsy。AstooldRouget,Kouskihadcarriedhimtohisbeddead-drunk;hehadeatenasthoughhewereanactorfromforeignparts,andhadsoakedupthewinelikethesandsofthedesert。
  “Well,“saidMaxwhenhewasalonewithFlore,“isn’tthisbetterthanmakingfacesatthem?TheBridausarewellreceived,theygetsmallpresents,andaresmotheredwithattentions,andtheendofitistheywillsingourpraises;theywillgoawaysatisfiedandleaveusinpeace。To-morrowmorningyouandIandKouskiwilltakedownallthosepicturesandsendthemovertothepainter,sothatheshallseethemwhenhewakesup。Wewillputtheframesinthegarret,andcoverthewallswithoneofthosevarnishedpaperswhichrepresentscenesfromTelemachus,suchasIhaveseenatMonsieurMouilleron’s。“
  “Oh,thatwillbemuchprettier!“saidFlore。
  Onthemorrow,Josephdidnotwakeuptillmidday。Fromhisbedhesawthepictures,whichhadbeenbroughtinwhilehewasasleep,leaningoneagainstanotherontheoppositewall。Whileheexaminedthemanew,recognizingeachmasterpiece,studyingthemannerofeachpainter,andsearchingforthesignature,hismotherhadgonetoseeandthankherbrother,urgedtheretobyoldHochon,who,havingheardofthefolliesthepainterhadcommittedthenightbefore,almostdespairedoftheBridaucause。
  “Youradversarieshavethecunningoffoxes,“hesaidtoAgathe。“InallmydaysIneversawamancarrythingswithsuchahighhandasthatsoldier;theysaywareducatesyoungmen!Josephhaslethimselfbefooled。Theyhaveshuthismouthwithwine,andthosemiserablepictures,andfourthousandfrancs!Yourartisthasn’tcostMaxencemuch!“
  Thelong-headedoldmaninstructedMadameBridaucarefullyastothelineofconductsheoughttopursue,——advisinghertoenterintoMaxence’sideasandcajoleFlore,soastosetupasortofintimacywithher,andthusobtainafewmoments’interviewwithJean-Jacquesalone。MadameBridauwasverywarmlyreceivedbyherbrother,towhomFlorehadtaughthislesson。Theoldmanwasinbed,quiteillfromtheexcessesofthenightbefore。AsAgathe,underthecircumstances,couldscarcelybeginatoncetospeakoffamilymatters,Maxthoughtitproperandmagnanimoustoleavethebrotherandsisteralonetogether。Thecalculationwasagoodone。PoorAgathefoundherbrothersoillthatshewouldnotdeprivehimofMadameBrazier’scare。
  “Besides,“shesaidtotheoldbachelor,“IwishtoknowapersontowhomIamgratefulforthehappinessofmybrother。“
  Thesewordsgaveevidentpleasuretotheoldman,whorangforMadameFlore。Flore,aswemaywellbelieve,wasnotfaroff。Thefemaleantagonistsbowedtoeachother。TheRabouilleuseshowedthemostservileattentionsandtheutmosttendernesstohermaster;fanciedhisheadwastoolow,beatupthepillows,andtookcareofhimlikeabrideofyesterday。Thepoorcreaturereceiveditwitharushoffeeling。
  “Weoweyoumuchgratitude,mademoiselle,“saidAgathe,“fortheproofsofattachmentyouhavesolonggiventomybrother,andforthewayinwhichyouwatchoverhishappiness。“
  “Thatistrue,mydearAgathe,“saidtheoldman;“shehastaughtmewhathappinessis;sheisawomanofexcellentqualities。“
  “Andtherefore,mydearbrother,yououghttohaverecompensedMademoisellebymakingheryourwife。Yes!Iamtoosincereinmyreligionnottowishtoseeyouobeythepreceptsofthechurch。Youwouldeachbemoretranquilinmindifyouwerenotatvariancewithmoralityandthelaws。Ihavecomehere,dearbrother,toaskforhelpinmyaffliction;butdonotsupposethatwewishtomakeanyremonstranceastothemannerinwhichyoumaydisposeofyourproperty——“
  “Madame,“saidFlore,“weknowhowunjustyourfatherwastoyou。