MademoiselleGodeschal,anxioustomakeherfirstappearanceatthePanorama-DramatiqueunderthenameofMariette,basedherhopesontheprotectionandinfluenceofafirstgentlemanofthebedchamber,towhomVestrishadpromisedtointroduceher。Vestris,stillgreenhimselfatthisperiod,didnotthinkhispupilsufficientlytrainedtorisktheintroduction。Theambitiousgirldid,intheend,makeherpseudonymofMariettefamous;andthemotiveofherambition,itmustbesaid,waspraiseworthy。Shehadabrother,aclerkinDerville’slawoffice。Leftorphansandverypoor,anddevotedtoeachother,thebrotherandsisterhadseenlifesuchasitisinParis。Theonewishedtobealawyerthathemightsupporthissister,andhelivedontensousaday;theotherhadcoldlyresolvedtobeadancer,andtoprofitbyherbeautyasmuchasbyherlegsthatshemightbuyapracticeforherbrother。Outsideoftheirfeelingforeachother,andoftheirmutuallifeandinterests,everythingwastothem,asitoncewastotheRomansandtheHebrews,barbaric,outlandish,andhostile。
  Thisgenerousaffection,whichnothingeverlessened,explainedMariettetothosewhoknewherintimately。
  ThebrotherandsisterwerelivingatthistimeontheeighthfloorofahouseintheVieillerueduTemple。Mariettehadbegunherstudieswhenshewastenyearsold;shewasnowjustsixteen。Alas!forwantofbecomingclothes,herbeauty,hiddenunderacoarseshawl,dressedincalico,andill-kept,couldonlybeguessedbythoseParisianswhodevotethemselvestohuntinggrisettesandthequestofbeautyinmisfortune,asshetrottedpastthemwithmincingstep,mountedonironpattens。PhilippefellinlovewithMariette。ToMariette,PhilippewascommanderofthedragoonsoftheGuard,astaff-officeroftheEmperor,ayoungmanoftwenty-seven,andaboveall,themeansofprovingherselfsuperiortoFlorentinebytheevidentsuperiorityofPhilippeoverGiroudeau。FlorentineandGiroudeau,theonetopromotehiscomrade’shappiness,theothertogetaprotectorforherfriend,pushedPhilippeandMarietteintoa“mariageendetrempe,“——aParisiantermwhichisequivalentto“morganaticmarriage,“asappliedtoroyalpersonages。PhilippewhentheyleftthehouserevealedhispovertytoGiroudeau,buttheoldrouereassuredhim。
  “I’llspeaktomynephewFinot,“hesaid。“Yousee,Philippe,thereignofphrasesandquill-driversisuponus;wemayaswellsubmit。
  To-day,scribblersareparamount。Inkhasoustedgunpowder,andtalktakestheplaceofshot。Afterall,theselittletoadsofeditorsareprettygoodfellows,andveryclever。Comeandseemeto-morrowatthenewspaperoffice;bythattimeIshallhavesaidawordforyoutomynephew。Beforelongyou’llhaveaplaceonsomejournalorother。
  Mariette,whoistakingyouatthismomentdon’tdeceiveyourself
  becausesheliterallyhasnothing,noengagement,nochanceofappearingonthestage,andIhavetoldherthatyouaregoingonanewspaperlikemyself,——Mariettewilltrytomakeyoubelievesheislovingyouforyourself;andyouwillbelieveher!DoasIdo,——keepheraslongasyoucan。IwassomuchinlovewithFlorentinethatI
  beggedFinottowriteherupandhelphertoadebut;butmynephewreplied,’Yousayshehastalent;well,thedayafterherfirstappearanceshewillturnherbackonyou。’Oh,that’sFinotallover!
  You’llfindhimaknowingone。“
  Thenextday,aboutfouro’clock,PhilippewenttotheruedeSentier,wherehefoundGiroudeauintheentresol,——cagedlikeawildbeastinasortofhen-coopwithaslidingpanel;inwhichwasalittlestove,alittletable,twolittlechairs,andsomelittlelogsofwood。Thisestablishmentborethemagicwords,SUBSCRIPTIONOFFICE,paintedonthedoorinblackletters,andtheword“Cashier,“writtenbyhandandfastenedtothegratingofthecage。Alongthewallthatlayoppositetothecage,wasabench,where,atthismoment,aone-armedmanwasbreakfasting,whowascalledColoquintebyGiroudeau,doubtlessfromtheEgyptiancolorsofhisskin。
  “Aprettyhole!“exclaimedPhilippe,lookingroundtheroom。“Inthenameofthunder!whatareyoudoinghere,youwhochargedwithpoorColonelChabertatEylau?You——agallantofficer!“
  “Well,yes!broum!broum!——agallantofficerkeepingtheaccountsofalittlenewspaper,“saidGiroudeau,settlinghisblacksilkskull-cap。
  “Moreover,I’mtheworkingeditorofallthatrubbish,“headded,pointingtothenewspaperitself。
  “AndI,whowenttoEgypt,I’mobligedtostampit,“saidtheone-
  armedman。
  “Holdyourtongue,Coloquinte,“saidGiroudeau。“YouareinpresenceofaherowhocarriedtheEmperor’sordersatthebattleofMontereau。“
  Coloquintesaluted。“That’swereIlostmymissingarm!“hesaid。
  “Coloquinte,lookaftertheden。I’mgoinguptoseemynephew。“
  Thetwosoldiersmountedtothefourthfloor,where,inanatticroomattheendofapassage,theyfoundayoungmanwithacoldlighteye,lyingonadirtysofa。Therepresentativeofthepressdidnotstir,thoughheofferedcigarstohisuncleandhisuncle’sfriend。
  “Mygoodfellow,“saidGiroudeauinasoothingandhumbletone,“thisisthegallantcavalryofficeroftheImperialGuardofwhomIspoketoyou。“
  “Eh!well?“saidFinot,eyeingPhilippe,who,likeGiroudeau,lostallhisassurancebeforethediplomatistofthepress。
  “Mydearboy,“saidGiroudeau,tryingtoposeasanuncle,“thecolonelhasjustreturnedfromTexas。“
  “Ah!youweretakeninbythataffairoftheChampd’Asile,wereyou?
  SeemstomeyouwereratheryoungtoturnintoaSoldier-laborer。“
  Thebitternessofthisjestwillonlybeunderstoodbythosewhorememberthedelugeofengravings,screens,clocks,bronzes,andplaster-castsproducedbytheideaoftheSoldier-laborer,asplendidimageofNapoleonandhisheroes,whichafterwardsmadeitsappearanceonthestageinvaudevilles。Thatidea,however,obtainedanationalsubscription;andwestillfind,inthedepthsoftheprovinces,oldwall-paperswhichbeartheeffigyoftheSoldier-laborer。IfthisyoungmanhadnotbeenGiroudeau’snephew,Philippewouldhaveboxedhisears。
  “Yes,Iwastakeninbyit;Ilostmytime,andtwelvethousandfrancstoboot,“answeredPhilippe,tryingtoforceagrin。
  “YouarestillfondoftheEmperor?“askedFinot。
  “Heismygod,“answeredPhilippeBridau。
  “YouareaLiberal?“
  “IshallalwaysbelongtotheConstitutionalOpposition。OhFoy!ohManuel!ohLaffitte!whatmentheyare!They’llridusoftheseothers,——thesewretches,whocamebacktoFranceattheheelsoftheenemy。“
  “Well,“saidFinotcoldly,“yououghttomakesomethingoutofyourmisfortunes;foryouarethevictimoftheLiberals,mygoodfellow。
  StayaLiberal,ifyoureallyvalueyouropinions,butthreatenthepartywiththefolliesinTexaswhichyouarereadytoshowup。Younevergotafarthingofthenationalsubscription,didyou?Well,thenyouholdafineposition:demandanaccountofthatsubscription。I’lltellyouhowyoucandoit。AnewOppositionjournalisjuststarting,undertheauspicesofthedeputiesoftheLeft;youshallbethecashier,withasalaryofthreethousandfrancs。Apermanentplace。
  Allyouwantissomeonetogosecurityforyouintwentythousandfrancs;findthat,andyoushallbeinstalledwithinaweek。I’lladvisetheLiberalstosilenceyoubygivingyoutheplace。Meantime,talk,threaten,——threatenloudly。“
  GiroudeauletPhilippe,whowasprofuseinhisthanks,godownafewstepsbeforehim,andthenheturnedbacktosaytohisnephew,“Well,youareaqueerfellow!youkeepmehereontwelvehundredfrancs——“
  “Thatjournalwon’tliveayear,“saidFinot。“I’vegotsomethingbetterforyou。“
  “Thunder!“criedPhilippetoGiroudeau。“He’snofool,thatnephewofyours。Ineveroncethoughtofmakingsomething,ashecallsit,outofmyposition。“
  ThatnightatthecafeLemblinandthecafeMinerveColonelPhilippefulminatedagainsttheLiberalparty,whichhadraisedsubscriptions,sentheroestoTexas,talkedhypocriticallyofSoldier-laborers,andleftthemtostarve,aftertakingthemoneytheyhadputintoit,andkeepingtheminexilefortwoyears。
  “IamgoingtodemandanaccountofthemoneyscollectedbythesubscriptionfortheChampd’Asile,“hesaidtooneofthefrequentersofthecafe,whorepeatedittothejournalistsoftheLeft。
  PhilippedidnotgobacktotherueMazarin;hewenttoMarietteandtoldherofhisforthcomingappointmentonanewspaperwithtenthousandsubscribers,inwhichherchoregraphicclaimsshouldbewarmlyadvanced。
  AgatheandMadameDescoingswaitedupforPhilippeinfearandtrembling,fortheDucdeBerryhadjustbeenassassinated。Thecolonelcamehomeafewminutesafterbreakfast;andwhenhismothershowedheruneasinessathisabsence,hegrewangryandaskedifhewerenotofage。
  “Inthenameofthunder,what’sallthis!herehaveIbroughtyousomegoodnews,andyoubothlookliketombstones。TheDucdeBerryisdead,ishe?——well,somuchthebetter!that’sonetheless,atanyrate。Asforme,Iamtobecashierofanewspaper,withasalaryofthreethousandfrancs,andthereyouare,outofallyouranxietiesonmyaccount。“
  “Isitpossible?“criedAgathe。
  “Yes;providedyoucangosecurityformeintwentythousandfrancs;
  youneedonlydeposityoursharesintheFunds,youwilldrawtheinterestallthesame。“
  Thetwowidows,whofornearlytwomonthshadbeendesperatelyanxioustofindoutwhatPhilippewasabout,andhowhecouldbeprovidedfor,weresooverjoyedatthisprospectthattheygavenothoughttotheirothercatastrophes。Thatevening,theGreciansages,oldDuBruel,Claparon,whosehealthwasfailing,andtheinflexibleDesrocheswereunanimous;theyalladvisedMadameBridautogosecurityforherson。