“I’vetakenituponmyself,Mr。Ambrose,“shesaid,“topromisethatyouwillbesokindastogiveMrs。Flushingthebenefitofyourexperience。I’msurenoonehereknowsthecountryaswellasyoudo。Noonetakessuchwonderfullongwalks。Noone,I’msure,hasyourencyclopaedicknowledgeuponeverysubject。
Mr。WilfridFlushingisacollector。Hehasdiscoveredreallybeautifulthingsalready。Ihadnonotionthatthepeasantsweresoartistic——
thoughofcourseinthepast——“
“Notoldthings——newthings,“interruptedMrs。Flushingcurtly。
“Thatis,ifhetakesmyadvice。“
TheAmbroseshadnotlivedformanyyearsinLondonwithoutknowingsomethingofagoodmanypeople,bynameatleast,andHelenrememberedhearingoftheFlushings。Mr。Flushingwasamanwhokeptanoldfurnitureshop;hehadalwayssaidhewouldnotmarrybecausemostwomenhaveredcheeks,andwouldnottakeahousebecausemosthouseshavenarrowstaircases,andwouldnoteatmeatbecausemostanimalsbleedwhentheyarekilled;andthenhehadmarriedaneccentricaristocraticlady,whocertainlywasnotpale,wholookedasifsheatemeat,whohadforcedhimtodoallthethingshemostdisliked——
andthisthenwasthelady。Helenlookedatherwithinterest。
Theyhadmovedoutintothegarden,wheretheteawaslaidunderatree,andMrs。Flushingwashelpingherselftocherryjam。
Shehadapeculiarjerkingmovementofthebodywhenshespoke,whichcausedthecanary-colouredplumeonherhattojerktoo。
Hersmallbutfinely-cutandvigorousfeatures,togetherwiththedeepredoflipsandcheeks,pointedtomanygenerationsofwell-trainedandwell-nourishedancestorsbehindher。
“Nothin’that’smorethantwentyyearsoldinterestsme,“
shecontinued。“Mouldyoldpictures,dirtyoldbooks,theystick’eminmuseumswhenthey’reonlyfitforburnin’。“
“Iquiteagree,“Helenlaughed。“Butmyhusbandspendshislifeindiggingupmanuscriptswhichnobodywants。“ShewasamusedbyRidley’sexpressionofstartleddisapproval。
“There’saclevermaninLondoncalledJohnwhopaintseversomuchbetterthantheoldmasters,“Mrs。Flushingcontinued。
“Hispicturesexciteme——nothin’that’soldexcitesme。“
“Butevenhispictureswillbecomeold,“Mrs。Thornburyintervened。
“ThenI’llhave’emburnt,orI’llputitinmywill,“saidMrs。Flushing。
“AndMrs。FlushinglivedinoneofthemostbeautifuloldhousesinEngland——Chillingley,“Mrs。Thornburyexplainedtotherestofthem。
“IfI’dmywayI’dburnthatto-morrow,“Mrs。Flushinglaughed。
Shehadalaughlikethecryofajay,atoncestartlingandjoyless。
“Whatdoesanysanepersonwantwiththosegreatbighouses?“
shedemanded。“Ifyougodownstairsafterdarkyou’recoveredwithblackbeetles,andtheelectriclightsalwaysgoin’out。
Whatwouldyoudoifspiderscameoutofthetapwhenyouturnedonthehotwater?“shedemanded,fixinghereyeonHelen。
Mrs。Ambroseshruggedhershoulderswithasmile。
“ThisiswhatIlike,“saidMrs。Flushing。ShejerkedherheadattheVilla。“Alittlehouseinagarden。IhadoneonceinIreland。
Onecouldlieinbedinthemornin’andpickrosesoutsidethewindowwithone’stoes。“
“Andthegardeners,weren’ttheysurprised?“Mrs。Thornburyenquired。
“Therewerenogardeners,“Mrs。Flushingchuckled。“Nobodybutmeandanoldwomanwithoutanyteeth。YouknowthepoorinIrelandlosetheirteethafterthey’retwenty。Butyouwouldn’texpectapoliticiantounderstandthat——ArthurBalfourwouldn’tunderstandthat。“
Ridleysighedthatheneverexpectedanyonetounderstandanything,leastofallpoliticians。
“However,“heconcluded,“there’soneadvantageIfindinextremeoldage——nothingmattersahangexceptone’sfoodandone’sdigestion。
AllIaskistobeleftalonetomoulderawayinsolitude。It’sobviousthattheworld’sgoingasfastasitcanto——theNethermostPit,andallIcandoistositstillandconsumeasmuchofmyownsmokeaspossible。“Hegroaned,andwithamelancholyglancelaidthejamonhisbread,forhefelttheatmosphereofthisabruptladydistinctlyunsympathetic。
“Ialwayscontradictmyhusbandwhenhesaysthat,“saidMrs。Thornburysweetly。“Youmen!Wherewouldyoubeifitweren’tforthewomen!“
“Readthe_Symposium_,“saidRidleygrimly。
“_Symposium_?“criedMrs。Flushing。“That’sLatinorGreek?
Tellme,isthereagoodtranslation?“
“No,“saidRidley。“YouwillhavetolearnGreek。“
Mrs。Flushingcried,“Ah,ah,ah!I’dratherbreakstonesintheroad。
Ialwaysenvythemenwhobreakstonesandsitonthosenicelittleheapsalldaywearin’spectacles。I’dinfinitelyratherbreakstonesthancleanoutpoultryruns,orfeedthecows,or——“
HereRachelcameupfromthelowergardenwithabookinherhand。
“What’sthatbook?“saidRidley,whenshehadshakenhands。
“It’sGibbon,“saidRachelasshesatdown。
“_The__Decline__and__Fall__of__the__Roman__Empire_?“
saidMrs。Thornbury。“Averywonderfulbook,Iknow。Mydearfatherwasalwaysquotingitatus,withtheresultthatweresolvednevertoreadaline。“
“Gibbonthehistorian?“enquiredMrs。Flushing。“Iconnecthimwithsomeofthehappiesthoursofmylife。WeusedtolieinbedandreadGibbon——aboutthemassacresoftheChristians,Iremember——
whenweweresupposedtobeasleep。It’snojoke,Icantellyou,readin’agreatbigbook,indoublecolumns,byanight-light,andthelightthatcomesthroughachinkinthedoor。Thentherewerethemoths——tigermoths,yellowmoths,andhorridcockchafers。
Louisa,mysister,wouldhavethewindowopen。Iwanteditshut。
Wefoughteverynightofourlivesoverthatwindow。Haveyoueverseenamothdyin’inanight-light?“sheenquired。
Againtherewasaninterruption。HewetandHirstappearedatthedrawing-roomwindowandcameuptothetea-table。
Rachel’sheartbeathard。Shewasconsciousofanextraordinaryintensityineverything,asthoughtheirpresencestrippedsomecoveroffthesurfaceofthings;butthegreetingswereremarkablycommonplace。
“Excuseme,“saidHirst,risingfromhischairdirectlyhehadsatdown。Hewentintothedrawing-room,andreturnedwithacushionwhichheplacedcarefullyuponhisseat。
“Rheumatism,“heremarked,ashesatdownforthesecondtime。
“Theresultofthedance?“Helenenquired。
“WheneverIgetatallrundownItendtoberheumatic,“Hirststated。
Hebenthiswristbacksharply。“Ihearlittlepiecesofchalkgrindingtogether!“
Rachellookedathim。Shewasamused,andyetshewasrespectful;
ifsuchathingcouldbe,theupperpartofherfaceseemedtolaugh,andthelowerparttocheckitslaughter。
Hewetpickedupthebookthatlayontheground。
“Youlikethis?“heaskedinanundertone。
“No,Idon’tlikeit,“shereplied。Shehadindeedbeentryingalltheafternoontoreadit,andforsomereasontheglorywhichshehadperceivedatfirsthadfaded,and,readasshewould,shecouldnotgraspthemeaningwithhermind。
“Itgoesround,round,round,likearollofoil-cloth,“shehazarded。
EvidentlyshemeantHewetalonetohearherwords,butHirstdemanded,“Whatd’youmean?“
Shewasinstantlyashamedofherfigureofspeech,forshecouldnotexplainitinwordsofsobercriticism。
“Surelyit’sthemostperfectstyle,sofarasstylegoes,that’severbeeninvented,“hecontinued。“Everysentenceispracticallyperfect,andthewit——“
“Uglyinbody,repulsiveinmind,“shethought,insteadofthinkingaboutGibbon’sstyle。“Yes,butstrong,searching,unyieldinginmind。“
Shelookedathisbighead,adisproportionatepartofwhichwasoccupiedbytheforehead,andatthedirect,severeeyes。
“Igiveyouupindespair,“hesaid。Hemeantitlightly,butshetookitseriously,andbelievedthathervalueasahumanbeingwaslessenedbecauseshedidnothappentoadmirethestyleofGibbon。
TheothersweretalkingnowinagroupaboutthenativevillageswhichMrs。Flushingoughttovisit。
“Idespairtoo,“shesaidimpetuously。“Howareyougoingtojudgepeoplemerelybytheirminds?“
“YouagreewithmyspinsterAunt,Iexpect,“saidSt。Johninhisjauntymanner,whichwasalwaysirritatingbecauseitmadethepersonhetalkedtoappearundulyclumsyandinearnest。“’Begood,sweetmaid’——IthoughtMr。KingsleyandmyAuntwerenowobsolete。“
“Onecanbeverynicewithouthavingreadabook,“sheasserted。
Verysillyandsimpleherwordssounded,andlaidheropentoderision。
“DidIeverdenyit?“Hirstenquired,raisinghiseyebrows。
MostunexpectedlyMrs。Thornburyhereintervened,eitherbecauseitwashermissiontokeepthingssmoothorbecauseshehadlongwishedtospeaktoMr。Hirst,feelingasshedidthatyoungmenwerehersons。
“IhavelivedallmylifewithpeoplelikeyourAunt,Mr。Hirst,“
shesaid,leaningforwardinherchair。Herbrownsquirrel-likeeyesbecameevenbrighterthanusual。“TheyhaveneverheardofGibbon。Theyonlycarefortheirpheasantsandtheirpeasants。
Theyaregreatbigmenwholooksofineonhorseback,aspeoplemusthavedone,Ithink,inthedaysofthegreatwars。Saywhatyoulikeagainstthem——theyareanimal,theyareunintellectual;
theydon’treadthemselves,andtheydon’twantotherstoread,buttheyaresomeofthefinestandthekindesthumanbeingsonthefaceoftheearth!YouwouldbesurprisedatsomeofthestoriesIcouldtell。Youhaveneverguessed,perhaps,atalltheromancesthatgoonintheheartofthecountry。Therearethepeople,Ifeel,amongwhomShakespearewillbebornifheiseverbornagain。
Inthoseoldhouses,upamongtheDowns——“
“MyAunt,“Hirstinterrupted,“spendsherlifeinEastLambethamongthedegradedpoor。IonlyquotedmyAuntbecausesheisinclinedtopersecutepeopleshecalls’intellectual,’whichiswhatIsuspectMissVinraceofdoing。It’sallthefashionnow。
Ifyou’recleverit’salwaystakenforgrantedthatyou’recompletelywithoutsympathy,understanding,affection——allthethingsthatreallymatter。Oh,youChristians!You’rethemostconceited,patronising,hypocriticalsetofoldhumbugsinthekingdom!Ofcourse,“
hecontinued,“I’mthefirsttoallowyourcountrygentlemengreatmerits。
Foronething,they’reprobablyquitefrankabouttheirpassions,whichwearenot。Myfather,whoisaclergymaninNorfolk,saysthatthereishardlyasquireinthecountrywhodoesnot——“
“ButaboutGibbon?“Hewetinterrupted。Thelookofnervoustensionwhichhadcomeovereveryfacewasrelaxedbytheinterruption。
“Youfindhimmonotonous,Isuppose。Butyouknow——“Heopenedthebook,andbegansearchingforpassagestoreadaloud,andinalittletimehefoundagoodonewhichheconsideredsuitable。
ButtherewasnothingintheworldthatboredRidleymorethanbeingreadaloudto,andhewasbesidesscrupulouslyfastidiousastothedressandbehaviourofladies。InthespaceoffifteenminuteshehaddecidedagainstMrs。Flushingonthegroundthatherorangeplumedidnotsuithercomplexion,thatshespoketooloud,thatshecrossedherlegs,andfinally,whenhesawheracceptacigarettethatHewetofferedher,hejumpedup,exclaimingsomethingabout“barparlours,“andleftthem。Mrs。Flushingwasevidentlyrelievedbyhisdeparture。Shepuffedhercigarette,stuckherlegsout,andexaminedHelencloselyastothecharacterandreputationoftheircommonfriendMrs。RaymondParry。ByaseriesoflittlestrategemsshedrovehertodefineMrs。Parryassomewhatelderly,bynomeansbeautiful,verymuchmadeup——aninsolentoldharridan,inshort,whosepartieswereamusingbecauseonemetoddpeople;
butHelenherselfalwayspitiedpoorMr。Parry,whowasunderstoodtobeshutupdownstairswithcasesfullofgems,whilehiswifeenjoyedherselfinthedrawing-room。“NotthatIbelievewhatpeoplesayagainsther——althoughshehints,ofcourse——“