“I’vetakenituponmyself,Mr。Ambrose,“shesaid,“topromisethatyouwillbesokindastogiveMrs。Flushingthebenefitofyourexperience。I’msurenoonehereknowsthecountryaswellasyoudo。Noonetakessuchwonderfullongwalks。Noone,I’msure,hasyourencyclopaedicknowledgeuponeverysubject。
  Mr。WilfridFlushingisacollector。Hehasdiscoveredreallybeautifulthingsalready。Ihadnonotionthatthepeasantsweresoartistic——
  thoughofcourseinthepast——“
  “Notoldthings——newthings,“interruptedMrs。Flushingcurtly。
  “Thatis,ifhetakesmyadvice。“
  TheAmbroseshadnotlivedformanyyearsinLondonwithoutknowingsomethingofagoodmanypeople,bynameatleast,andHelenrememberedhearingoftheFlushings。Mr。Flushingwasamanwhokeptanoldfurnitureshop;hehadalwayssaidhewouldnotmarrybecausemostwomenhaveredcheeks,andwouldnottakeahousebecausemosthouseshavenarrowstaircases,andwouldnoteatmeatbecausemostanimalsbleedwhentheyarekilled;andthenhehadmarriedaneccentricaristocraticlady,whocertainlywasnotpale,wholookedasifsheatemeat,whohadforcedhimtodoallthethingshemostdisliked——
  andthisthenwasthelady。Helenlookedatherwithinterest。
  Theyhadmovedoutintothegarden,wheretheteawaslaidunderatree,andMrs。Flushingwashelpingherselftocherryjam。
  Shehadapeculiarjerkingmovementofthebodywhenshespoke,whichcausedthecanary-colouredplumeonherhattojerktoo。
  Hersmallbutfinely-cutandvigorousfeatures,togetherwiththedeepredoflipsandcheeks,pointedtomanygenerationsofwell-trainedandwell-nourishedancestorsbehindher。
  “Nothin’that’smorethantwentyyearsoldinterestsme,“
  shecontinued。“Mouldyoldpictures,dirtyoldbooks,theystick’eminmuseumswhenthey’reonlyfitforburnin’。“
  “Iquiteagree,“Helenlaughed。“Butmyhusbandspendshislifeindiggingupmanuscriptswhichnobodywants。“ShewasamusedbyRidley’sexpressionofstartleddisapproval。
  “There’saclevermaninLondoncalledJohnwhopaintseversomuchbetterthantheoldmasters,“Mrs。Flushingcontinued。
  “Hispicturesexciteme——nothin’that’soldexcitesme。“
  “Butevenhispictureswillbecomeold,“Mrs。Thornburyintervened。
  “ThenI’llhave’emburnt,orI’llputitinmywill,“saidMrs。Flushing。
  “AndMrs。FlushinglivedinoneofthemostbeautifuloldhousesinEngland——Chillingley,“Mrs。Thornburyexplainedtotherestofthem。
  “IfI’dmywayI’dburnthatto-morrow,“Mrs。Flushinglaughed。
  Shehadalaughlikethecryofajay,atoncestartlingandjoyless。
  “Whatdoesanysanepersonwantwiththosegreatbighouses?“
  shedemanded。“Ifyougodownstairsafterdarkyou’recoveredwithblackbeetles,andtheelectriclightsalwaysgoin’out。
  Whatwouldyoudoifspiderscameoutofthetapwhenyouturnedonthehotwater?“shedemanded,fixinghereyeonHelen。
  Mrs。Ambroseshruggedhershoulderswithasmile。
  “ThisiswhatIlike,“saidMrs。Flushing。ShejerkedherheadattheVilla。“Alittlehouseinagarden。IhadoneonceinIreland。
  Onecouldlieinbedinthemornin’andpickrosesoutsidethewindowwithone’stoes。“
  “Andthegardeners,weren’ttheysurprised?“Mrs。Thornburyenquired。
  “Therewerenogardeners,“Mrs。Flushingchuckled。“Nobodybutmeandanoldwomanwithoutanyteeth。YouknowthepoorinIrelandlosetheirteethafterthey’retwenty。Butyouwouldn’texpectapoliticiantounderstandthat——ArthurBalfourwouldn’tunderstandthat。“
  Ridleysighedthatheneverexpectedanyonetounderstandanything,leastofallpoliticians。
  “However,“heconcluded,“there’soneadvantageIfindinextremeoldage——nothingmattersahangexceptone’sfoodandone’sdigestion。
  AllIaskistobeleftalonetomoulderawayinsolitude。It’sobviousthattheworld’sgoingasfastasitcanto——theNethermostPit,andallIcandoistositstillandconsumeasmuchofmyownsmokeaspossible。“Hegroaned,andwithamelancholyglancelaidthejamonhisbread,forhefelttheatmosphereofthisabruptladydistinctlyunsympathetic。
  “Ialwayscontradictmyhusbandwhenhesaysthat,“saidMrs。Thornburysweetly。“Youmen!Wherewouldyoubeifitweren’tforthewomen!“
  “Readthe_Symposium_,“saidRidleygrimly。
  “_Symposium_?“criedMrs。Flushing。“That’sLatinorGreek?
  Tellme,isthereagoodtranslation?“
  “No,“saidRidley。“YouwillhavetolearnGreek。“
  Mrs。Flushingcried,“Ah,ah,ah!I’dratherbreakstonesintheroad。
  Ialwaysenvythemenwhobreakstonesandsitonthosenicelittleheapsalldaywearin’spectacles。I’dinfinitelyratherbreakstonesthancleanoutpoultryruns,orfeedthecows,or——“
  HereRachelcameupfromthelowergardenwithabookinherhand。
  “What’sthatbook?“saidRidley,whenshehadshakenhands。
  “It’sGibbon,“saidRachelasshesatdown。
  “_The__Decline__and__Fall__of__the__Roman__Empire_?“
  saidMrs。Thornbury。“Averywonderfulbook,Iknow。Mydearfatherwasalwaysquotingitatus,withtheresultthatweresolvednevertoreadaline。“
  “Gibbonthehistorian?“enquiredMrs。Flushing。“Iconnecthimwithsomeofthehappiesthoursofmylife。WeusedtolieinbedandreadGibbon——aboutthemassacresoftheChristians,Iremember——
  whenweweresupposedtobeasleep。It’snojoke,Icantellyou,readin’agreatbigbook,indoublecolumns,byanight-light,andthelightthatcomesthroughachinkinthedoor。Thentherewerethemoths——tigermoths,yellowmoths,andhorridcockchafers。
  Louisa,mysister,wouldhavethewindowopen。Iwanteditshut。
  Wefoughteverynightofourlivesoverthatwindow。Haveyoueverseenamothdyin’inanight-light?“sheenquired。
  Againtherewasaninterruption。HewetandHirstappearedatthedrawing-roomwindowandcameuptothetea-table。
  Rachel’sheartbeathard。Shewasconsciousofanextraordinaryintensityineverything,asthoughtheirpresencestrippedsomecoveroffthesurfaceofthings;butthegreetingswereremarkablycommonplace。
  “Excuseme,“saidHirst,risingfromhischairdirectlyhehadsatdown。Hewentintothedrawing-room,andreturnedwithacushionwhichheplacedcarefullyuponhisseat。
  “Rheumatism,“heremarked,ashesatdownforthesecondtime。
  “Theresultofthedance?“Helenenquired。
  “WheneverIgetatallrundownItendtoberheumatic,“Hirststated。
  Hebenthiswristbacksharply。“Ihearlittlepiecesofchalkgrindingtogether!“
  Rachellookedathim。Shewasamused,andyetshewasrespectful;
  ifsuchathingcouldbe,theupperpartofherfaceseemedtolaugh,andthelowerparttocheckitslaughter。
  Hewetpickedupthebookthatlayontheground。
  “Youlikethis?“heaskedinanundertone。
  “No,Idon’tlikeit,“shereplied。Shehadindeedbeentryingalltheafternoontoreadit,andforsomereasontheglorywhichshehadperceivedatfirsthadfaded,and,readasshewould,shecouldnotgraspthemeaningwithhermind。
  “Itgoesround,round,round,likearollofoil-cloth,“shehazarded。
  EvidentlyshemeantHewetalonetohearherwords,butHirstdemanded,“Whatd’youmean?“
  Shewasinstantlyashamedofherfigureofspeech,forshecouldnotexplainitinwordsofsobercriticism。
  “Surelyit’sthemostperfectstyle,sofarasstylegoes,that’severbeeninvented,“hecontinued。“Everysentenceispracticallyperfect,andthewit——“
  “Uglyinbody,repulsiveinmind,“shethought,insteadofthinkingaboutGibbon’sstyle。“Yes,butstrong,searching,unyieldinginmind。“
  Shelookedathisbighead,adisproportionatepartofwhichwasoccupiedbytheforehead,andatthedirect,severeeyes。
  “Igiveyouupindespair,“hesaid。Hemeantitlightly,butshetookitseriously,andbelievedthathervalueasahumanbeingwaslessenedbecauseshedidnothappentoadmirethestyleofGibbon。
  TheothersweretalkingnowinagroupaboutthenativevillageswhichMrs。Flushingoughttovisit。
  “Idespairtoo,“shesaidimpetuously。“Howareyougoingtojudgepeoplemerelybytheirminds?“
  “YouagreewithmyspinsterAunt,Iexpect,“saidSt。Johninhisjauntymanner,whichwasalwaysirritatingbecauseitmadethepersonhetalkedtoappearundulyclumsyandinearnest。“’Begood,sweetmaid’——IthoughtMr。KingsleyandmyAuntwerenowobsolete。“
  “Onecanbeverynicewithouthavingreadabook,“sheasserted。
  Verysillyandsimpleherwordssounded,andlaidheropentoderision。
  “DidIeverdenyit?“Hirstenquired,raisinghiseyebrows。
  MostunexpectedlyMrs。Thornburyhereintervened,eitherbecauseitwashermissiontokeepthingssmoothorbecauseshehadlongwishedtospeaktoMr。Hirst,feelingasshedidthatyoungmenwerehersons。
  “IhavelivedallmylifewithpeoplelikeyourAunt,Mr。Hirst,“
  shesaid,leaningforwardinherchair。Herbrownsquirrel-likeeyesbecameevenbrighterthanusual。“TheyhaveneverheardofGibbon。Theyonlycarefortheirpheasantsandtheirpeasants。
  Theyaregreatbigmenwholooksofineonhorseback,aspeoplemusthavedone,Ithink,inthedaysofthegreatwars。Saywhatyoulikeagainstthem——theyareanimal,theyareunintellectual;
  theydon’treadthemselves,andtheydon’twantotherstoread,buttheyaresomeofthefinestandthekindesthumanbeingsonthefaceoftheearth!YouwouldbesurprisedatsomeofthestoriesIcouldtell。Youhaveneverguessed,perhaps,atalltheromancesthatgoonintheheartofthecountry。Therearethepeople,Ifeel,amongwhomShakespearewillbebornifheiseverbornagain。
  Inthoseoldhouses,upamongtheDowns——“
  “MyAunt,“Hirstinterrupted,“spendsherlifeinEastLambethamongthedegradedpoor。IonlyquotedmyAuntbecausesheisinclinedtopersecutepeopleshecalls’intellectual,’whichiswhatIsuspectMissVinraceofdoing。It’sallthefashionnow。
  Ifyou’recleverit’salwaystakenforgrantedthatyou’recompletelywithoutsympathy,understanding,affection——allthethingsthatreallymatter。Oh,youChristians!You’rethemostconceited,patronising,hypocriticalsetofoldhumbugsinthekingdom!Ofcourse,“
  hecontinued,“I’mthefirsttoallowyourcountrygentlemengreatmerits。
  Foronething,they’reprobablyquitefrankabouttheirpassions,whichwearenot。Myfather,whoisaclergymaninNorfolk,saysthatthereishardlyasquireinthecountrywhodoesnot——“
  “ButaboutGibbon?“Hewetinterrupted。Thelookofnervoustensionwhichhadcomeovereveryfacewasrelaxedbytheinterruption。
  “Youfindhimmonotonous,Isuppose。Butyouknow——“Heopenedthebook,andbegansearchingforpassagestoreadaloud,andinalittletimehefoundagoodonewhichheconsideredsuitable。
  ButtherewasnothingintheworldthatboredRidleymorethanbeingreadaloudto,andhewasbesidesscrupulouslyfastidiousastothedressandbehaviourofladies。InthespaceoffifteenminuteshehaddecidedagainstMrs。Flushingonthegroundthatherorangeplumedidnotsuithercomplexion,thatshespoketooloud,thatshecrossedherlegs,andfinally,whenhesawheracceptacigarettethatHewetofferedher,hejumpedup,exclaimingsomethingabout“barparlours,“andleftthem。Mrs。Flushingwasevidentlyrelievedbyhisdeparture。Shepuffedhercigarette,stuckherlegsout,andexaminedHelencloselyastothecharacterandreputationoftheircommonfriendMrs。RaymondParry。ByaseriesoflittlestrategemsshedrovehertodefineMrs。Parryassomewhatelderly,bynomeansbeautiful,verymuchmadeup——aninsolentoldharridan,inshort,whosepartieswereamusingbecauseonemetoddpeople;
  butHelenherselfalwayspitiedpoorMr。Parry,whowasunderstoodtobeshutupdownstairswithcasesfullofgems,whilehiswifeenjoyedherselfinthedrawing-room。“NotthatIbelievewhatpeoplesayagainsther——althoughshehints,ofcourse——“