butEnglishmendidnotseeenoughintheargumenttoinducethemtowithdrawtheirconfidencefromthepresentarrangementsofthegovernment,andDrAnticant’smonthlypamphletonthedecayoftheworlddidnotreceivesomuchattentionashisearlierworks。Hedidnotconfinehimselftopoliticsinthesepublications,butroamedatlargeoverallmattersofpublicinterest,andfoundeverythingbad。Accordingtohimnobodywastrue,andnotonlynobody,butnothing;
  amancouldnottakeoffhishattoaladywithouttellingalie——theladywouldlieagaininsmiling。Therufflesofthegentleman’sshirtwouldbefraughtwithdeceit,andthelady’sflouncesfulloffalsehood。Waseveranythingmoreseverethanthatattackofhisonchipbonnets,ortheanathemaswithwhichheendeavouredtodustthepowderoutofthebishops’wigs?
  ThepamphletwhichTomTowersnowpushedacrossthetablewasentitledModernCharity,andwaswrittenwiththeviewofprovinghowmuchinthewayofcharitywasdonebyourpredecessors——howlittlebythepresentage;anditendedbyacomparisonbetweenancientandmoderntimes,verylittletothecreditofthelatter。
  ’Lookatthis,’saidTowers,gettingupandturningoverthepagesofthepamphlet,andpointingtoapassageneartheend。
  ’Yourfriendthewarden,whoissolittleselfish,won’tlikethat,Ifear。’Boldreadasfollows——
  ’Heavens,whatasight!Letuswitheyeswideopenseethegodlymanoffourcenturiessince,themanofthedarkages;
  letusseehowhedoeshisgodlikework,and,again,howthegodlymanoftheselatterdaysdoeshis。
  ’Shallwesaythattheformerisonewalkingpainfullythroughtheworld,regarding,asaprudentman,hisworldlywork,prosperinginitasadiligentmanwillprosper,butalwayswithaneyetothatbettertreasuretowhichthievesdonotcreepin?Istherenotmuchnobilityinthatoldman,as,leaningonhisoakenstaff,hewalksdowntheHighStreetofhisnativetown,andreceivesfromallcourteoussalutationandacknowledgmentofhisworth?Anobleoldman,myaugustinhabitantsofBelgraveSquareandsuchlikevicinity——averynobleoldman,thoughemployednobetterthaninthewholesalecardingofwool。
  ’Thiscardingofwool,however,didinthosedaysbringwithitmuchprofit,sothatourancientfriend,whendying,wasdeclared,inwhateverslangthenprevailed,tocutupexceedingwell。Forsonsanddaughterstherewasamplesustenancewithassistanceofdueindustry;forfriendsandrelativessomereliefforgriefatthisgreatloss;forageddependentscomfortindecliningyears。Thiswasmuchforoneoldmantogetdoneinthatdarkfifteenthcentury。Butthiswasnotall:cominggenerationsofpoorwool-cardersshouldblessthenameofthisrichone;andahospitalshouldbefoundedandendowedwithhiswealthforthefeedingofsuchofthetradeascouldnot,bydiligentcarding,anylongerdulyfeedthemselves。
  ’’Twasthusthatanoldmaninthefifteenthcenturydidhisgodlikeworktothebestofhispower,andnotignobly,asappearstome。
  ’Wewillnowtakeourgodlymanoflatterdays。Heshallnolongerbeawool-carder,forsucharenotnowmenofmark。
  Wewillsupposehimtobeoneofthebestofthegood,onewhohaslackednoopportunities。Ouroldfriendwas,afterall,butilliterate;ourmodernfriendshallbeamaneducatedinallseemlyknowledge;heshall,inshort,bethatblessedbeing——
  aclergymanoftheChurchofEngland!
  ’Andnow,inwhatperfectestmannerdoesheinthislowerworldgethisgodlikeworkdoneandputoutofhand?
  Heavens!inthestrangestofmanners。Oh,mybrother!inamannernotatalltobebelieved,butbythemostminutetestimonyofeyesight。Hedoesitbythemagnitudeofhisappetite——bythepowerofhisgorge;hisonlyoccupationistoswallowthebreadpreparedwithsomuchanxiouscarefortheseimpoverishedcardersofwool——that,andtosingindifferentlythroughhisnoseonceintheweeksomepsalmmoreorlesslong——theshorterthebetter,weshouldbeinclinedtosay。
  ’Oh,mycivilisedfriends!——greatBritonsthatneverwillbeslaves,menadvancedtoinfinitestateoffreedomandknowledgeofgoodandevil——tellme,willyou,whatbecomingmonumentyouwillerecttoanhighly-educatedclergymanoftheChurchofEngland?’
  Boldcertainlythoughtthathisfriendwouldnotlikethat:
  hecouldnotconceiveanythingthathewouldlikelessthanthis。Towhataworldoftoilandtroublehadhe,Bold,givenrisebyhisindiscreetattackuponthehospital!
  ’Yousee,’saidTowers,’thatthisaffairhasbeenmuchtalkedof,andthepublicarewithyou。Iamsorryyoushouldgivethematterup。HaveyouseenthefirstnumberofTheAlmshouse?’
  No;BoldhadnotseenTheAlmshouse。HehadseenadvertisementsofMrPopularSentiment’snewnovelofthatname,buthadinnowayconnecteditwithBarchesterHospital,andhadneverthoughtamomentonthesubject。
  ’It’sadirectattackonthewholesystem,’saidTowers。
  ’It’llgoalongwaytoputdownRochester,andBarchester,andDulwich,andStCross,andallsuchhotbedsofpeculation。
  It’sveryclearthatSentimenthasbeendowntoBarchester,andgotupthewholestorythere;indeed,Ithoughthemusthavehaditallfromyou,it’sverywelldone,asyou’llsee:hisfirstnumbersalwaysare。’
  BolddeclaredthatMrSentimenthadgotnothingfromhim,andthathewasdeeplygrievedtofindthatthecasehadbecomesonotorious。
  ’Thefirehasgonetoofartobequenched,’saidTowers;
  ’thebuildingmustgonow;andasthetimbersareallrotten,why,Ishouldbeinclinedtosay,thesoonerthebetter。I
  expectedtoseeyougetsomeeclatinthematter。’
  ThiswasallwormwoodtoBold。Hehaddoneenoughtomakehisfriendthewardenmiserableforlife,andhadthenbackedoutjustwhenthesuccessofhisprojectwassufficienttomakethequestiononeofrealinterest。Howweaklyhehadmanagedhisbusiness!hehadalreadydonetheharm,andthenstayedhishandwhenthegoodwhichhehadinviewwastobecommenced。Howdelightfulwouldithavebeentohaveemployedallhisenergyinsuchacause——tohavebeenbackedbyTheJupiter,andwrittenuptobytwoofthemostpopularauthorsoftheday!Theideaopenedaviewintotheveryworldinwhichhewishedtolive。Towhatmightitnothavegivenrise?whatdelightfulintimacies——whatpublicpraise——
  towhatAthenianbanquetsandrichflavourofAtticsalt?
  This,however,wasnowpasthope。Hehadpledgedhimselftoabandonthecause;andcouldhehaveforgottenthepledgehehadgonetoofartoretreat。Hewasnow,thismoment,sittinginTomTowers’roomwiththeobjectofdeprecatinganyfurtherarticlesinTheJupiter,and,greatlyashedislikedthejob,hispetitiontothateffectmustbemade。
  ’Icouldn’tcontinueit,’saidhe,’becauseIfoundIwasinthewrong。’
  TomTowersshruggedhisshoulders。Howcouldasuccessfulmanbeinthewrong!’Inthatcase,’saidhe,’ofcourseyoumustabandonit。’
  ’AndIcalledthismorningtoaskyoualsotoabandonit,’
  saidBold。
  ’Toaskme,’saidTomTowers,withthemostplacidofsmiles,andaconsummatelookofgentlesurprise,asthoughTomTowerswaswellawarethatheofallmenwasthelasttomeddleinsuchmatters。
  ’Yes,’saidBold,almosttremblingwithhesitation。’TheJupiter,youknow,hastakenthematterupverystrongly。
  MrHardinghasfeltwhatithassaiddeeply;andIthoughtthatifIcouldexplaintoyouthathepersonallyhasnotbeentoblame,thesearticlesmightbediscontinued。’
  HowcalmlyimpassivewasTomTowers’face,asthisinnocentlittlepropositionwasmade!HadBoldaddressedhimselftothedoorpostsinMountOlympus,theywouldhaveshownasmuchoutwardsignofassentordissent。Hisquiescencewasquiteadmirable;hisdiscretioncertainlymorethanhuman。
  ’Mydearfellow,’saidhe,whenBoldhadquitedonespeaking,’IreallycannotanswerforTheJupiter。’
  ’Butifyousawthatthesearticleswereunjust,IthinkthatYouWouldendeavourtoputastoptothem。Ofcoursenobodydoubtsthatyoucould,ifyouchose。’
  ’Nobodyandeverybodyarealwaysverykind,butunfortunatelyaregenerallyverywrong。’
  ’Come,come,Towers,’saidBold,pluckinguphiscourage,andrememberingthatforEleanor’ssakehewasboundtomakehisbestexertion;’Ihavenodoubtinmyownmindbutthatyouwrotethearticlesyourself,andverywellwrittentheywere:itwillbeagreatfavourifyouwillinfutureabstainfromanypersonalallusiontopoorHarding。’
  ’MydearBold,’saidTomTowers,’Ihaveasincereregardforyou。Ihaveknownyouformanyyears,andvalueyourfriendship;Ihopeyouwillletmeexplaintoyou,withoutoffence,thatnonewhoareconnectedwiththepublicpresscanwithproprietylistentointerference。’
  ’Interference!’saidBold,’Idon’twanttointerfere。’
  ’Ah,but,mydearfellow,youdo;whatelseisit?YouthinkthatIamabletokeepcertainremarksoutofanewspaper。
  Yourinformationisprobablyincorrect,asmostpublicgossiponsuchsubjectsis;but,atanyrate,youthinkIhavesuchpower,andyouaskmetouseit:nowthatisinterference。’
  ’Well,ifyouchoosetocallitso。’