’AndnowsupposeforamomentthatIhadthispower,anduseditasyouwish:isn’titclearthatitwouldbeagreatabuse?Certainmenareemployedinwritingforthepublicpress;andiftheyareinducedeithertowriteortoabstainfromwritingbyprivatemotives,surelythepublicpresswouldsoonbeoflittlevalue。Lookattherecognisedworthofdifferentnewspapers,andseeifitdoesnotmainlydependontheassurancewhichthepublicfeelthatsuchapaperis,orisnot,independent。YoualludedtoTheJupiter:surelyyoucannotbutseethattheweightofTheJupiteristoogreattobemovedbyanyprivaterequest,eventhoughitshouldbemadetoamuchmoreinfluentialpersonthanmyself:you’veonlytothinkofthis,andyou’llseethatIamright。’
ThediscretionofTomTowerswasboundless:therewasnocontradictingwhathesaid,noarguingagainstsuchpropositions。
Hetooksuchhighgroundthattherewasnogettingonit。’Thepublicisdefrauded,’saidhe,’wheneverprivateconsiderationsareallowedtohaveweight。’Quitetrue,thougreatestoracleofthemiddleofthenineteenthcentury,thousententiousproclaimerofthepurityofthepress——thepublicisdefraudedwhenitispurposelymisled。Poorpublic!howoftenisitmisled!againstwhataworldoffraudhasittocontend!
Boldtookhisleave,andgotoutoftheroomasquicklyashecould,inwardlydenouncinghisfriendTomTowersasaprigandahumbug。’Iknowhewrotethosearticles,’saidBoldtohimself。’Iknowhegothisinformationfromme。Hewasreadyenoughtotakemywordforgospelwhenitsuitedhisownviews,andtosetMrHardingupbeforethepublicasanimpostoronnoothertestimonythanmychanceconversation;
butwhenIofferhimrealevidenceopposedtohisownviews,hetellsmethatprivatemotivesaredetrimentaltopublicjustice!Confoundhisarrogance!Whatisanypublicquestionbutaconglomerationofprivateinterests?Whatisanynewspaperarticlebutanexpressionoftheviewstakenbyoneside?Truth!ittakesanagetoascertainthetruthofanyquestion!TheideaofTomTowerstalkingofpublicmotivesandpurityofpurpose!Why,itwouldn’tgivehimamoment’suneasinesstochangehispoliticstomorrow,ifthepaperrequiredit。’
SuchwereJohnBold’sinwardexclamationsashemadehiswayoutofthequietlabyrinthoftheTemple;andyettherewasnopositionofworldlypowersocovetedinBold’sambitionasthatheldbythemanofwhomhewasthinking。ItwastheimpregnabilityoftheplacewhichmadeBoldsoangrywiththepossessorofit,anditwasthesamequalitywhichmadeitappearsodesirable。
PassingintotheStrand,hesawinabookseller’swindowanannouncementofthefirstnumberofTheAlmshouse;sohepurchasedacopy,andhurryingbacktohislodgings,proceededtoascertainwhatMrPopularSentimenthadtosaytothepubliconthesubjectwhichhadlatelyoccupiedsomuchofhisownattention。
Informertimesgreatobjectswereattainedbygreatwork。
Whenevilsweretobereformed,reformerssetabouttheirheavytaskwithgravedecorumandlaboriousargument。Anagewasoccupiedinprovingagrievance,andphilosophicalresearcheswereprintedinfoliopages,whichittookalifetowrite,andaneternitytoread。Wegetonnowwithalighterstep,andquicker:ridiculeisfoundtobemoreconvincingthanargument,imaginaryagoniestouchmorethantruesorrows,andmonthlynovelsconvince,whenlearnedquartosfailtodoso。Iftheworldistobesetright,theworkwillbedonebyshillingnumbers。
OfallsuchreformersMrSentimentisthemostpowerful。
Itisincrediblethenumberofevilpracticeshehasputdown:
itistobefearedhewillsoonlacksubjects,andthatwhenhehasmadetheworkingclassescomfortable,andgotbitterbeerputintoproper-sizedpintbottles,therewillbenothingfurtherforhimlefttodo。MrSentimentiscertainlyaverypowerfulman,andperhapsnotthelesssothathisgoodpoorpeoplearesoverygood;hishardrichpeoplesoveryhard;andthegenuinelyhonestsoveryhonest。Namby-pambyinthesedaysisnotthrownawayifitbeintroducedintheproperquarters。
Divinepeeressesarenolongerinteresting,thoughpossessedofeveryvirtue;butapatternpeasantoranimmaculatemanufacturingheromaytalkasmuchtwaddleasoneofMrsRatcliffe’sheroines,andstillbelistenedto。Perhaps,however,MrSentiment’sgreatattractionisinhissecond-ratecharacters。
Ifhisheroesandheroineswalkuponstilts,asheroesandheroines,Ifear,evermust,theirattendantsatellitesareasnaturalasthoughonemettheminthestreet:theywalkandtalklikemenandwomen,andliveamongourfriendsarattling,livelylife;yes,live,andwilllivetillthenamesoftheircallingshallbeforgottenintheirown,andBuckettandMrsGampwillbetheonlywordslefttoustosignifyadetectivepoliceofficeroramonthlynurse。
TheAlmshouseopenedwithasceneinaclergyman’shouse。
Everyluxurytobepurchasedbywealthwasdescribedasbeingthere:alltheappearancesofhouseholdindulgencegenerallyfoundamongstthemostself-indulgentoftherichwerecrowdedintothisabode。Herethereaderwasintroducedtothedemonofthebook,theMephistophelesofthedrama。Whatstorywaseverwrittenwithoutademon?Whatnovel,whathistory,whatworkofanysort,whatworld,wouldbeperfectwithoutexistingprinciplesbothofgoodandevil?ThedemonofTheAlmshousewastheclericalownerofthiscomfortableabode。
Hewasamanwellstrickeninyears,butstillstrongtodoevil:
hewasonewholookedcruellyoutofahot,passionate,bloodshoteye;whohadahugerednosewithacarbuncle,thicklips,andagreatdouble,flabbychin,whichswelledoutintosolidsubstance,likeaturkey-cock’scomb,whensuddenangerinspiredhim:hehadahot,furrowed,lowbrow,fromwhichafewgrizzledhairswerenotyetrubbedoffbythefrictionofhishandkerchief:heworealooseunstarchedwhitehandkerchief,blacklooseill-madeclothes,andhugelooseshoes,adaptedtomanycornsandvariousbunions:hishuskyvoicetoldtalesofmuchdailyportwine,andhislanguagewasnotsodecorousasbecameaclergyman。SuchwasthemasterofMrSentiment’sAlmshouse。Hewasawidower,butatpresentaccompaniedbytwodaughters,andathinandsomewhatinsipidcurate。Oneoftheyoungladieswasdevotedtoherfatherandthefashionableworld,andsheofcoursewasthefavourite;theotherwasequallyaddictedtoPuseyismandthecurate。
Thesecondchapterofcourseintroducedthereadertothemoreespecialinmatesofthehospital。Herewerediscoveredeightoldmen;anditwasgiventobeunderstoodthatfourvacanciesremainedunfilled,throughtheperverseill-natureoftheclericalgentlemanwiththedoublechin。Thestateoftheseeightpauperswastouchinglydreadful:sixpence-farthingadayhadbeensufficientfortheirdietwhenthealmshousewasfounded;andonsixpence-farthingadayweretheystilldoomedtostarve,thoughfoodwasfourtimesasdear,andmoneyfourtimesasplentiful。Itwasshockingtofindhowtheconversationoftheseeightstarvedoldmenintheirdormitoryshamedthatoftheclergyman’sfamilyinhisrichdrawing-
room。TheabsolutewordstheyutteredwerenotperhapsspokeninthepurestEnglish,anditmightbedifficulttodistinguishfromtheirdialecttowhatpartofthecountrytheybelonged;thebeautyofthesentiment,however,amplyatonedfortheimperfectionofthelanguage;anditwasreallyapitythattheseeightoldmencouldnotbesentthroughthecountryasmoralmissionaries,insteadofbeingimmuredandstarvedinthatwretchedalmshouse。
Boldfinishedthenumber;andashethrewitaside,hethoughtthatthatatleasthadnodirectappliancetoMrHarding,andthattheabsurdlystrongcolouringofthepicturewoulddisenabletheworkfromdoingeithergoodorharm。Hewaswrong。Theartistwhopaintsforthemillionmustuseglaringcolours,asnooneknewbetterthanMrSentimentwhenhedescribedtheinhabitantsofhisalmshouse;andtheradicalreformwhichhasnowsweptoversuchestablishmentshasowedmoretothetwentynumbersofMrSentiment’snovel,thantoallthetruecomplaintswhichhaveescapedfromthepublicforthelasthalfcentury。
ALongDayinLondonThewardenhadtomakeuseofallhisverymoderatepowersofintriguetogivehisson-in-lawtheslip,andgetoutofBarchesterwithoutbeingstoppedonhisroad。Noschoolboyeverranawayfromschoolwithmoreprecautionandmoredreadofdetection;noconvict,slippingdownfromaprisonwall,everfearedtoseethegaolermoreentirelythanMrHardingdidtoseehisson-in-lawashedroveupintheponycarriagetotherailwaystation,onthemorningofhisescapetoLondon。
Theeveningbeforehewenthewroteanotetothearchdeacon,explainingthatheshouldstartonthemorrowonhisjourney;thatitwashisintentiontoseetheattorney-generalifpossible,andtodecideonhisfutureplansinaccordancewithwhatheheardfromthatgentleman;heexcusedhimselfforgivingDrGrantlynoearliernotice,bystatingthathisresolvewasverysudden;andhavingentrustedthisnotetoEleanor,withtheperfect,thoughnotexpressed,understandingthatitwastobesentovertoPlumsteadEpiscopiwithouthaste,hetookhisdeparture。
HealsopreparedandcarriedwithhimanoteforSirAbrahamHaphazard,inwhichhestatedhisname,explainingthathewasthedefendantinthecaseof’TheQueenonbehalfoftheWool-cardersofBarchesterv。TrusteesunderthewillofthelateJohnHiram,’forsowasthesuitdenominated,andbeggedtheillustriousandlearnedgentlemantovouchsafetohimtenminutes’audienceatanyhouronthenextday。
MrHardingcalculatedthatforthatonedayhewassafe;hisson-in-law,hehadnodoubt,wouldarriveintownbyanearlytrain,butnotearlyenoughtoreachthetruanttillheshouldhaveescapedfromhishotelafterbreakfast;andcouldhethusmanagetoseethelawyeronthatveryday,thedeedmightbedonebeforethearchdeaconcouldinterfere。
Onhisarrivalintownthewardendrove,aswashiswont。
totheChapterHotelandCoffeeHouse,nearStPaul’s。HisvisitstoLondonoflatehadnotbeenfrequent;butinthosehappydayswhenHarding’sChurchMusicwasgoingthroughthepress,hehadbeenoftenthere;andasthepublisher’shousewasinPaternosterRow,andtheprinter’spressinFleetStreet,theChapterHotelandCoffeeHousehadbeenconvenient。
Itwasaquiet,sombre,clericalhouse,beseemingsuchamanasthewarden,andthusheafterwardsfrequentedit。Hadhedared,hewouldonthisoccasionhavegoneelsewheretothrowthearchdeaconfurtheroffthescent;buthedidnotknowwhatviolentstepshisson-in-lawmighttakeforhisrecoveryifhewerenotfoundathisusualhaunt,andhedeemeditnotprudenttomakehimselftheobjectofahuntthroughLondon。
Arrivedathisinn,heordereddinner,andwentforthtotheattorney-general’schambers。TherehelearntthatSirAbrahamwasinCourt,andwouldnotprobablyreturnthatday。HewouldgodirectfromCourttotheHouse;allappointmentswere,asarule,madeatthechambers;theclerkcouldbynomeanspromiseaninterviewforthenextday;wasable,ontheotherhand,tosaythatsuchinterviewwas,hethought,impossible;butthatSirAbrahamwouldcertainlybeattheHouseinthecourseofthenight,whereananswerfromhimselfmightpossiblybeelicited。