TotheHouseMrHardingwent,andlefthisnote,notfindingSirAbrahamthere。Headdedamostpiteousentreatythathemightbefavouredwithananswerthatevening,forwhichhewouldreturn。HethenjourneyedbacksadlytotheChapterCoffeeHouse,digestinghisgreatthoughts,asbesthemight,inaclatteringomnibus,wedgedinbetweenawetoldladyandajourneymanglazierreturningfromhisworkwithhistoolsinhislap。Inmelancholysolitudehediscussedhismuttonchopandpintofport。Whatisthereinthisworldmoremelancholythansuchadinner?Adinner,thougheatenalone,inacountryhotelmaybeworthyofsomeenergy;thewaiter,ifyouareknown,willmakemuchofyou;thelandlordwillmakeyouabowandperhapsputthefishonthetable;
  ifyouringyouareattendedto,andthereissomelifeaboutit。
  AdinnerataLondoneating-houseisalsolivelyenough,ifithavenootherattraction。Thereisplentyofnoiseandstiraboutit,andtherapidwhirlofvoicesandrattleofdishesdispersessadness。Butasolitarydinnerinanold,respectable,sombre,solidLondoninn,wherenothingmakesanynoisebuttheoldwaiter’screakingshoes;whereoneplateslowlygoesandanotherslowlycomeswithoutasound;wherethetwoorthreeguestswouldassoonthinkofknockingeachotherdownasofspeaking;wheretheservantswhisper,andthewholehouseholdisdisturbedifanorderbegivenabovethevoice——
  whatcanbemoremelancholythanamuttonchopandapintofportinsuchaplace?
  HavinggonethroughthisMrHardinggotintoanotheromnibus,andagainreturnedtotheHouse。Yes,SirAbrahamwasthere,andwasthatmomentonhislegs,fightingeagerlyforthehundredandseventhclauseoftheConventCustodyBill。MrHarding’snotehadbeendeliveredtohim;andifMrHardingwouldwaitsometwoorthreehours,SirAbrahamcouldbeaskedwhethertherewasanyanswer。TheHousewasnotfull,andperhapsMrHardingmightgetadmittanceintotheStrangers’Gallery,whichadmission,withthehelpoffiveshillings,MrHardingwasabletoeffect。
  ThisbillofSirAbraham’shadbeenreadasecondtimeandpassedintocommittee。Ahundredandsixclauseshadalreadybeendiscussedandhadoccupiedonlyfourmorningsandfiveeveningsittings;nineofthehundredandsixclauseswerepassed,fifty-fivewerewithdrawnbyconsent,fourteenhadbeenalteredsoastomeanthereverseoftheoriginalproposition,elevenhadbeenpostponedforfurtherconsideration,andseventeenhadbeendirectlynegatived。Thehundredandseventhorderedthebodilysearchingofnunsforjesuiticalsymbolsbyagedclergymen,andwasconsideredtobetherealmainstayofthewholebill。Nointentionhadeverexistedtopasssuchalawasthatproposed,butthegovernmentdidnotintendtoabandonittilltheirobjectwasfullyattainedbythediscussionofthisclause。ItwasknownthatitwouldbeinsistedonwithterriblevehemencebyProtestantIrishmembers,andasvehementlydenouncedbytheRomanCatholic;anditwasjustlyconsideredthatnofurtherunionbetweenthepartieswouldbepossibleaftersuchabattle。TheinnocentIrishfellintothetrapastheyalwaysdo,andwhiskeyandpoplinsbecameadruginthemarket。
  Aflorid-facedgentlemanwithaniceheadofhair,fromthesouthofIreland,hadsucceededincatchingthespeaker’seyebythetimethatMrHardinghadgotintothegallery,andwasdenouncingtheproposedsacrilege,hiswholefaceglowingwithafinetheatricalfrenzy。
  ’AndthisisaChristiancountry?’saidhe。Loudcheers;
  countercheersfromtheministerialbenches。’Somedoubtastothat,’fromavoicebelowthegangway。’No,itcanbenoChristiancountry,inwhichtheheadofthebar,thelagaladviserloudlaughterandcheers-yes,Isaythelagaladviserofthecrowngreatcheersandlaughter——canstandupinhisseatinthishouseprolongedcheersandlaughter,andattempttolagaliseindacentassaultsonthebodiesofreligiousladies。’Deafeningcheersandlaughter,whichwereprolongedtillthehonourablememberresumedhisseat。
  WhenMrHardinghadlistenedtothisandmuchmoreofthesamekindforaboutthreehours,hereturnedtothedooroftheHouse,andreceivedbackfromthemessengerhisownnote,withthefollowingwordsscrawledinpencilonthebackofit:
  ’To-morrow,10P。M——mychambers——A。H。’
  Hewassofarsuccessful——but10P。M。:whatanhourSirAbrahamhadnamedforalegalinterview!MrHardingfeltperfectlysurethatlongbeforethatDrGrantlywouldbeinLondon。DrGrantlycouldnot,however,knowthatthisinterviewhadbeenarranged,norcouldhelearnitunlesshemanagedtogetholdofSirAbrahambeforethathour;andasthiswasveryimprobable,MrHardingdeterminedtostartfromhishotelearly,merelyleavingwordthatheshoulddineout,andunlessluckweremuchagainsthim,hemightstillescapethearchdeacontillhisreturnfromtheattorney-general’schambers。
  Hewasatbreakfastatnine,andforthetwentiethtimeconsultedhisBradshaw,toseeatwhatearliesthourDrGrantlycouldarrivefromBarchester。Asheexaminedthecolumns,hewasnearlypetrifiedbythereflectionthatperhapsthearchdeaconmightcomeupbythenight-mailtrain!Hisheartsankwithinhimatthehorrididea,andforamomenthefelthimselfdraggedbacktoBarchesterwithoutaccomplishinganyportionofhisobject。ThenherememberedthathadDrGrantlydoneso,hewouldhavebeeninthehotel,lookingforhimlongsince。
  ’Waiter,’saidhe,timidly。
  Thewaiterapproached,creakinginhisshoes,butvoiceless。
  ’Didanygentleman——aclergyman,arriveherebythenight-
  mailtrain?’
  ’No,sir,notone,’whisperedthewaiter,puttinghismouthnearlyclosetothewarden’sear。
  MrHardingwasreassured。
  ’Waiter,’saidheagain,andthewaiteragaincreakedup。
  ’Ifanyonecallsforme,Iamgoingtodineout,andshallreturnabouteleveno’clock。’
  Thewaiternodded,butdidnotthistimevouchsafeanyreply;andMrHarding,takinguphishat,proceededouttopassalongdayinthebestwayhecould,somewhereoutofsightofthearchdeacon。
  BradshawhadtoldhimtwentytimesthatDrGrantlycouldnotbeatPaddingtonstationtill2P。M。,andourpoorfriendmightthereforehavetrustedtotheshelterofthehotelforsomehourslongerwithperfectsafety;buthewasnervous。Therewasnoknowingwhatstepsthearchdeaconmighttakeforhisapprehension:amessagebyelectrictelegraphmightdesirethelandlordofthehoteltosetawatchuponhim;somelettermightcomewhichhemightfindhimselfunabletodisobey;
  atanyrate,hecouldnotfeelhimselfsecureinanyplaceatwhichthearchdeaconcouldexpecttofindhim;andat10A。M。hestartedforthtospendtwelvehoursinLondon。
  MrHardinghadfriendsintownhadhechosentoseekthem;buthefeltthathewasinnohumourforordinarycalls,andhedidnotnowwishtoconsultwithanyoneastothegreatstepwhichhehaddeterminedtotake。Ashehadsaidtohisdaughter,nooneknowswheretheshoepinchesbutthewearer。
  Therearesomepointsonwhichnomancanbecontentedtofollowtheadviceofanother——somesubjectsonwhichamancanconsulthisownconscienceonly。Ourwardenhadmadeuphismindthatitwasgoodforhimatanycosttogetridofthisgrievance;hisdaughterwastheonlypersonwhoseconcurrenceappearednecessarytohim,andshedidconcurwithhimmostheartily。Undersuchcircumstanceshewouldnot,ifhecouldhelpit,consultanyonefurther,tilladvicewouldbeuseless。Shouldthearchdeaconcatchhim,indeed,therewouldbemuchadvice,andmuchconsultationofakindnottobeavoided;buthehopedbetterthings;andashefeltthathecouldnotnowconverseonindifferentsubjects,heresolvedtoseenoonetillafterhisinterviewwiththeattorney-general。
  HedeterminedtotakesanctuaryinWestminsterAbbey,soheagainwentthitherinanomnibus,andfindingthatthedoorswerenotopenformorningservice,hepaidhistwopence,andwentinasasightseer。Itoccurredtohimthathehadnodefiniteplaceofrestfortheday,andthatheshouldbeabsolutelywornoutbeforehisinterviewifheattemptedtowalkaboutfrom10A。M。to10P。M。,sohesathimselfdownonastonestep,andgazedupatthefigureofWilliamPitt,wholooksasthoughhehadjustenteredthechurchforthefirsttimeinhislifeandwasanythingbutpleasedatfindinghimselfthere。
  Hehadbeensittingunmolestedabouttwentyminuteswhenthevergeraskedhimwhetherhewouldn’tliketowalkround。
  MrHardingdidn’twanttowalkanywhere,anddeclined,merelyobservingthathewaswaitingforthemorningservice。
  Theverger,seeingthathewasaclergyman,toldhimthatthedoorsofthechoirwerenowopen,andshowedhimintoaseat。
  Thiswasagreatpointgained;thearchdeaconwouldcertainlynotcometomorningserviceatWestminsterAbbey,eventhoughhewereinLondon;andherethewardencouldrestquietly,and,whenthetimecame,dulysayhisprayers。
  Helongedtogetupfromhisseat,andexaminethemusic-
  booksofthechoristers,andthecopyofthelitanyfromwhichtheservicewaschanted,toseehowfarthelittledetailsatWestminstercorrespondedwiththoseatBarchester,andwhetherhethoughthisownvoicewouldfillthechurchwellfromtheWestminsterprecentor’sseat。Therewould,however,beimproprietyinsuchmeddling,andhesatperfectlystill,lookingupatthenobleroof,andguardingagainstthecomingfatiguesoftheday。
  Bydegreestwoorthreepeopleentered;theverysamedampoldwomanwhohadnearlyobliteratedhimintheomnibus,orsomeotherjustlikeher;acoupleofyoungladieswiththeirveilsdown,andgiltcrossesconspicuousontheirprayer-books;anoldmanoncrutches;apartywhowereseeingtheabbey,andthoughttheymightaswellheartheservicefortheirtwopence,asopportunityserved;andayoungwomanwithherprayer-bookdoneupinherhandkerchief,whorushedinlate,and,inherhurriedentry,tumbledoveroneoftheforms,andmadesuchanoisethateveryone,eventheofficiatingminorcanon,wasstartled,andsheherselfwassofrightenedbytheechoofherowncatastrophethatshewasnearlythrownintofitsbythepanic。
  MrHardingwasnotmuchedifiedbythemanneroftheservice。Theminorcanoninquestionhurriedin,somewhatlate,inasurplicenotintheneatestorder,andwasfollowedbyadozenchoristers,whowerealsonotastrimastheymighthavebeen:theyalljostledintotheirplaceswithaquickhurriedstep,andtheservicewassooncommenced。Sooncommencedandsoonover——fortherewasnomusic,andtimewasnotunnecessarilylostinthechanting。OnthewholeMrHardingwasofopinionthatthingsweremanagedbetteratBarchester,thougheventhereheknewthattherewasroomforimprovement。