’Youmustbeverytired,Susan,’saidhe:’wouldn’tyouliketogotobed?’
  ButSusandidn’twanttogotillherhusbandwent——Shehadanideathatherpapamightbebulliedifshewereaway:
  shewasn’ttiredatall,oratleastshesaidso。
  Thearchdeaconwaspacingtheroom,expressing,bycertainnoddlesofhishead,hisopinionoftheutterfatuityofhisfather-in-law。
  ’Why,’atlasthesaid——andangelsmighthaveblushedattherebukeexpressedinhistoneandemphasis——’WhydidyougoofffromBarchestersosuddenly?Whydidyoutakesuchastepwithoutgivingusnotice,afterwhathadpassedatthepalace?’
  Thewardenhunghishead,andmadenoreply:hecouldnotcondescendtosaythathehadnotintendedtogivehisson-in-lawtheslip;andashehadnotthecouragetoavowit,hesaidnothing。
  ’Papahasbeentoomuchforyou,’saidthelady。
  Thearchdeacontookanotherturn,andagainejaculated,’Goodheavens!’thistimeinaverylowwhisper,butstillaudible。
  ’IthinkI’llgotobed,’saidthewarden,takingupasidecandle。
  ’Atanyrate,you’llpromisemetotakenofurtherstepwithoutconsultation,’saidthearchdeacon。MrHardingmadenoanswer,butslowlyproceededtolighthiscandle。
  ’Ofcourse,’continuedtheother,’suchadeclarationasthatyoumadetoSirAbrahammeansnothing。Come,warden,promisemethis。Thewholeaffair,yousee,isalreadysettled,andthatwithverylittletroubleorexpense。Boldhasbeencompelledtoabandonhisaction,andallyouhavetodoistoremainquietatthehospital。’MrHardingstillmadenoreply,butlookedmeeklyintohisson-in-law’sface。Thearchdeaconthoughtheknewhisfather-in-law,buthewasmistaken;hethoughtthathehadalreadytalkedoveravacillatingmantoresignhispromise。’Come,’saidhe,’promiseSusantogiveupthisideaofresigningthewardenship。’
  Thewardenlookedathisdaughter,thinkingprobablyatthemomentthatifEleanorwerecontentedwithhim,heneednotsomuchregardhisotherchild,andsaid,’IamsureSusanwillnotaskmetobreakmyword,ortodowhatIknowtobewrong。’
  ’Papa,’saidshe,’itwouldbemadnessinyoutothrowupyourpreferment。Whatareyoutoliveon?’
  ’God,thatfeedstheyoungravens,willtakecareofmealso,’saidMrHarding,withasmile,asthoughafraidofgivingoffencebymakinghisreferencetoscripturetoosolemn。
  ’Pish!’saidthearchdeacon,turningawayrapidly。’Iftheravenspersistedinrefusingthefoodpreparedforthem,theywouldn’tbefed。’Aclergymangenerallydislikestobemetinargumentbyanyscripturalquotation;hefeelsasaffrontedasadoctordoes,whenrecommendedbyanoldwomantotakesomefavouritedose,orasalawyerwhenanunprofessionalmanattemptstoputhimdownbyaquibble。
  ’IshallhavethelivingofCrabtree,’modestlysuggestedthewarden。
  ’Eightypoundsayear!’sneeredthearchdeacon。
  ’Andtheprecentorship,’saidthefather-in-law。
  ’Itgoeswiththewardenship,’saidtheson-in-law。MrHardingwaspreparedtoarguethispoint,andbegantodoso,butDrGrantlystoppedhim。’Mydearwarden,’saidhe,’thisisallnonsense。Eightypoundsorahundredandsixtymakesverylittledifference。Youcan’tliveonit——youcan’truinEleanor’sprospectsforever。Inpointoffact,youcan’tresign;thebishopwouldn’tacceptit;thewholethingissettled。WhatInowwanttodoistopreventanyinconvenienttittle-tattle——anymorenewspaperarticles。’
  ’That’swhatIwant,too,’saidthewarden。
  ’Andtopreventthat,’continuedtheother,’wemustn’tletanytalkofresignationgetabroad。’
  ’ButIshallresign,’saidthewarden,very,verymeekly。
  ’Goodheavens!Susan,mydear,whatcanIsaytohim?’
  ’But,papa,’saidMrsGrantly,gettingup,andputtingherarmthroughthatofherfather,’whatisEleanortodoifyouthrowawayyourincome?’
  Ahottearstoodineachofthewarden’seyesashelookedrounduponhismarrieddaughter。Whyshouldonesisterwhowassorichpredictpovertyforanother?Somesuchideaasthiswasonhismind,buthegavenoutterancetoit。Thenhethoughtofthepelicanfeedingitsyoungwithbloodfromitsownbreast,buthegavenoutterancetothateither;andthenofEleanorwaitingforhimathome,waitingtocongratulatehimontheendofallhistrouble。
  ’ThinkofEleanor,papa,’saidMrsGrantly。
  ’Idothinkofher,’saidherfather。
  ’Andyouwillnotdothisrashthing?’Theladywasreallymovedbeyondherusualcalmcomposure。
  ’Itcanneverberashtodoright,’saidhe。’Ishallcertainlyresignthiswardenship。’
  ’Then,MrHarding,thereisnothingbeforeyoubutruin,’
  saidthearchdeacon,nowmovedbeyondallendurance。’RuinbothforyouandEleanor。Howdoyoumeantopaythemonstrousexpensesofthisaction?’
  MrsGrantlysuggestedthat,astheactionwasabandoned,thecostswouldnotbeheavy。
  ’Indeedtheywill,mydear,’continuedhe。’Onecannothavetheattorney-generalupattwelveo’clockatnightfornothing——butofcourseyourfatherhasnotthoughtofthis。’
  ’Iwillsellmyfurniture,’saidthewarden。
  ’Furniture!’ejaculatedtheother,withamostpowerfulsneer。
  Come,archdeacon,’saidthelady,’weneedn’tmindthatatpresent。Youknowyouneverexpectedpapatopaythecosts。’
  ’Suchabsurdityisenoughtoprovokejob,’saidthearchdeacon,marchingquicklyupanddowntheroom。’Yourfatherislikeachild。Eighthundredpoundsayear!——eighthundredandeightywiththehouse——withnothingtodo。Theveryplaceforhim。Andtothrowthatupbecausesomescoundrelwritesanarticleinanewspaper!Well——Ihavedonemyduty。IfhechoosestoruinhischildIcannothelpit’;andhestoodstillatthefire-place,andlookedathimselfinadingymirrorwhichstoodonthechimney-piece。
  Therewasapauseforaboutaminute,andthenthewarden,findingthatnothingelsewascoming,lightedhiscandle,andquietlysaid,’Good-night。’
  ’Good-night,papa,’saidthelady。
  Andsothewardenretired;but,asheclosedthedoorbehindhim,heheardthewell-knownejaculation——slower,lower,moresolemn,moreponderousthanever——’Goodheavens!’
  TheWardenResignsThepartymetthenextmorningatbreakfast;andaverysombreaffairitwas——veryunlikethebreakfastsatPlumsteadEpiscopi。
  Therewerethreethin,small,drybitsofbacon,eachaninchlong,servedupunderahugeoldplatedcover;therewerefourthree-corneredbitsofdrytoast,andfoursquarebitsofbutteredtoast;therewasaloafofbread,andsomeoily-
  lookingbutter;andonthesideboardthereweretheremainsofacoldshoulderofmutton。Thearchdeacon,however,hadnotcomeupfromhisrectorytoStPaul’sChurchyardtoenjoyhimselfandthereforenothingwassaidofthescantyfare。
  Theguestswereassorryastheviands——hardlyanythingwassaidoverthebreakfast-table。Thearchdeaconmunchedhistoastinominoussilence,turningoverbitterthoughtsinhisdeepmind。Thewardentriedtotalktohisdaughter,andshetriedtoanswerhim;buttheybothfailed。Therewerenofeelingsatpresentincommonbetweenthem。ThewardenwasthinkingonlyofgettingbacktoBarchester,andcalculatingwhetherthearchdeaconwouldexpecthimtowaitforhim;
  andMrsGrantlywaspreparingherselfforagrandattackwhichshewastomakeonherfather,asagreeduponbetweenherselfandherhusbandduringtheircurtainconfabulationofthatmorning。
  Whenthewaiterhadcreakedoutoftheroomwiththelastoftheteacups,thearchdeacongotupandwenttothewindowasthoughtoadmiretheview。TheroomlookedoutonanarrowpassagewhichrunsfromStPaul’sChurchyardtoPaternosterRow;andDrGrantlypatientlyperusedthenamesofthethreeshopkeeperswhosedoorswereinview。
  Thewardenstillkepthisseatatthetable,andexaminedthepatternofthetablecloth;andMrsGrantly,seatingherselfonthesofa,begantoknit。
  AfterawhilethewardenpulledhisBradshawoutofhispocket,andbeganlaboriouslytoconsultit。TherewasatrainforBarchesterat10A。M。Thatwasoutofthequestion,foritwasnearlytenalready。Anotherat3P。M。;another,thenight-mailtrain,at9P。M。Thethreeo’clocktrainwouldtakehimhometotea,andwouldsuitverywell。
  ’Mydear,’saidhe,’IthinkIshallgobackhomeatthreeo’clocktoday。Ishallgethomeathalf-pasteight。Idon’tthinkthere’sanythingtokeepmeinLondon。’
  ’ThearchdeaconandIreturnbytheearlytraintomorrow,papa;won’tyouwaitandgobackwithus?’
  ’Why,Eleanorwillexpectmetonight;andI’vesomuchtodo;and——’
  ’Muchtodo!’saidthearchdeaconsottovoce;butthewardenheardhim。
  ’You’dbetterwaitforus,papa。’
  ’Thankye,mydear!IthinkI’llgothisafternoon。’Thetamestanimalwillturnwhendriventoohard,andevenMrHardingwasbeginningtofightforhisownway。