Havingwrittentheselettersandmadeacopyoftheformeroneforthebenefitofthearchdeacon,MrHarding,whomwemustnowceasetocallthewarden,hehavingdesignatedhimselfsoforthelasttime,foundthatitwasnearlytwoo’clock,andthathemustprepareforhisjourney。Yes,fromthistimeheneveragainadmittedthenamebywhichhehadbeensofamiliarlyknown,andinwhich,totellthetruth,hehadrejoiced。Theloveoftitlesiscommontoallmen,andavicarorfellowisaspleasedatbecomingMrArchdeaconorMrProvost,asalieutenantatgettinghiscaptaincy,oracitytallow-chandlerinbecomingSirJohnontheoccasionofaQueen’svisittoanewbridge。Butwardenhewasnolonger,andthenameofprecentor,thoughtheofficewastohimsodear,confersinitselfnosufficientdistinction;ourfriend,therefore,againbecameMrHarding。
  MrsGrantlyhadgoneout;hehad,therefore,noonetodelayhimbyfurtherentreatiestopostponehisjourney;hehadsoonarrangedhisbag,andpaidhisbill,and,leavinganoteforhisdaughter,inwhichheputthecopyofhisofficialletter,hegotintoacabanddroveawaytothestationwithsomethingoftriumphinhisheart。
  Hadhenotcausefortriumph?Hadhenotbeensupremelysuccessful?Hadhenotforthefirsttimeinhislifeheldhisownpurposeagainstthatofhisson-in-law,andmanfullycombatedagainstgreatodds——againstthearchdeacon’swifeaswellasthearchdeacon?Hadhenotgainedagreatvictory,andwasitnotfitthatheshouldstepintohiscabwithtriumph?
  HehadnottoldEleanorwhenhewouldreturn,butshewasonthelook-outforhimbyeverytrainbywhichhecouldarrive,andthepony-carriagewasattheBarchesterstationwhenthetraindrewupattheplatform。
  ’Mydear,’saidhe,sittingbesideher,asshesteeredherlittlevesseltoonesideoftheroadtomakeroomfortheclatteringomnibusastheypassedfromthestationintothetown,’Ihopeyou’llbeabletofeelaproperdegreeofrespectforthevicarofCrabtree。’
  ’Dearpapa,’saidshe,’Iamsoglad。’
  Therewasgreatcomfortinreturninghometothatpleasanthouse,thoughhewastoleaveitsosoon,andindiscussingwithhisdaughterallthathehaddone,andallthathehadtodo。
  Itmusttakesometimetogetoutofonehouseintoanother;
  thecurateatCrabtreecouldnotbeabolishedundersixmonths,thatis,unlessotherprovisioncouldbemadeforhim;
  andthenthefurniture——themostofthatmustbesoldtopaySirAbrahamHaphazardforsittinguptilltwelveatnight。
  MrHardingwasstrangelyignorantastolawyers’bills;hehadnoidea,fromtwentypoundstotwothousand,astothesuminwhichhewasindebtedforlegalassistance。True,hehadcalledinnolawyerhimself;true,hehadbeennoconsentingpartytotheemploymentofeitherCoxandCummins,orSirAbraham;hehadneverbeenconsultedonsuchmatters;——thearchdeaconhadmanagedallthishimself,neverforamomentsuspectingthatMrHardingwouldtakeuponhimtoendthematterinawayofhisown。Hadthelawyers’
  billsbeententhousandpounds,MrHardingcouldnothavehelpedit;buthewasnotonthataccountdisposedtodisputehisownliability。Thequestionneveroccurredtohim;butitdidoccurtohimthathehadverylittlemoneyathisbanker’s,thathecouldreceivenothingfurtherfromthehospital,andthatthesaleofthefurniturewashisonlyresource。
  ’Notall,papa,’saidEleanorpleadingly。
  ’Notquiteall,mydear,’saidhe;’thatis,ifwecanhelpit。
  WemusthavealittleatCrabtree——butitcanonlybealittle;
  wemustputaboldfrontonit,Nelly;itisn’teasytocomedownfromaffluencetopoverty。’
  Andsotheyplannedtheirfuturemodeoflife;thefathertakingcomfortfromthereflectionthathisdaughterwouldsoonbefreedfromit,andsheresolvingthatherfatherwouldsoonhaveinherownhouseareadymeansofescapefromthesolitudeoftheCrabtreevicarage。
  Whenthearchdeaconlefthiswifeandfather-in-lawattheChapterCoffeeHousetogotoMessrsCoxandCummins,hehadnoverydefinedideaofwhathehadtodowhenhegotthere。Gentlemenwhenatlaw,orinanywayengagedinmattersrequiringlegalassistance,areveryapttogototheirlawyerswithoutmuchabsolutenecessity;——gentlemenwhendoingso,areapttodescribesuchattendanceasquitecompulsory,andverydisagreeable。Thelawyers,ontheotherhand,donotatallseethenecessity,thoughtheyquiteagreeastothedisagreeablenatureofthevisit;——gentlemenwhensoengagedareusuallysomewhatgravelledatfindingnothingtosaytotheirlearnedfriends;theygenerallytalkalittlepolitics,alittleweather,asksomefewfoolishquestionsabouttheirsuit,andthenwithdraw,havingpassedhalfanhourinasmalldingywaiting-room,incompanywithsomejuniorassistant-
  clerk,andtenminuteswiththemembersofthefirm;thebusinessisthenoverforwhichthegentlemanhascomeuptoLondon,probablyadistanceofahundredandfiftymiles。
  Tobesurehegoestotheplay,anddinesathisfriend’sclub,andhasabachelor’slibertyandbachelor’srecreationforthreeorfourdays;andhecouldnotprobablypleadthedesireofsuchgratificationsasareasontohiswifeforatriptoLondon。
  Marriedladies,whenyourhusbandsfindtheyarepositivelyobligedtoattendtheirlegaladvisers,thenatureofthedutytobeperformedisgenerallyofthisdescription。
  ThearchdeaconwouldnothavedreamtofleavingLondonwithoutgoingtoCoxandCummins;andyethehadnothingtosaytothem。Thegamewasup;heplainlysawthatMrHardinginthismatterwasnottobemoved;hisonlyremainingbusinessonthisheadwastopaythebillandhavedonewithit;andIthinkitmaybetakenforgranted,thatwhateverthecausemaybethattakesagentlemantoalawyer’schambers,henevergoestheretopayhisbill。
  DrGrantly,however,intheeyesofMessrsCoxandCummins,representedthespiritualitiesofthedioceseofBarchester,asMrChadwickdidthetemporalities,andwas,therefore,toogreatamantoundergothehalf-hourintheclerk’sroom。ItwillnotbenecessarythatweshouldlistentothenotesofsorrowinwhichthearchdeaconbewailedtoMrCoxtheweaknessofhisfather-in-law,andtheendofalltheirhopesoftriumph;norneedwerepeatthevariousexclamationsofsurprisewithwhichthemournfulintelligencewasreceived。
  Notragedyoccurred,thoughMrCox,ashortandsomewhatbull-neckedman,wasverynearafitofapoplexywhenhefirstattemptedtoejaculatethatfatalword——resign!
  OverandoveragaindidMrCoxattempttoenforceonthearchdeacontheproprietyofurgingonMrWardenthemadnessofthedeedhewasabouttodo。
  ’Eighthundredayear!’saidMrCox。
  ’Andnothingwhatevertodo!’saidMrCummins,whohadjoinedtheconference。
  ’Noprivatefortune,Ibelieve,’saidMrCox。
  ’Notashilling,’saidMrCummins,inaverylowvoice,shakinghishead。
  ’Ineverheardofsuchacaseinallmyexperience,’saidMrCox。
  ’Eighthundredayear,andasniceahouseasanygentlemancouldwishtohanguphishatin,’saidMrCummins。
  ’Andanunmarrieddaughter,Ibelieve,’saidMrCox,withmuchmoralseriousnessinhistone。Thearchdeacononlysighedaseachseparatewailwasuttered,andshookhishead,signifyingthatthefatuityofsomepeoplewaspastbelief。
  ’I’lltellyouwhathemightdo,’saidMrCummins,brighteningup。’I’lltellyouhowyoumightsaveit——lethimexchange。’
  ’Exchangewhere?’saidthearchdeacon。
  ’Exchangeforaliving。There’sQuiverful,ofPuddingdale——hehastwelvechildren,andwouldbedelightedtogetthehospital。TobesurePuddingdaleisonlyfourhundred,butthatwouldbesavingsomethingoutofthefire:MrHardingwouldhaveacurate,andstillkeepthreehundredorthreehundredandfifty。’
  Thearchdeaconopenedhisearsandlistened;hereallythoughttheschememightdo。
  ’Thenewspapers,’continuedMrCummins,’mighthammerawayatQuiverfuleverydayforthenextsixmonthswithouthismindingthem。’
  Thearchdeacontookuphishat,andreturnedtohishotel,thinkingthematteroverdeeply。AtanyratehewouldsoundQuiverful。Amanwithtwelvechildrenwoulddomuchtodoublehisincome。
  FarewellOnthemorningafterMrHarding’sreturnhomehereceivedanotefromthebishopfullofaffection,condolence,andpraise。’Praycometomeatonce,’wrotethebishop,’thatwemayseewhathadbetterbedone;astothehospital,Iwillnotsayawordtodissuadeyou;butIdon’tlikeyourgoingtoCrabtree:atanyrate,cometomeatonce。’
  MrHardingdidgotohimatonce;andlongandconfidentialwastheconsultationbetweenthetwooldfriends。Theretheysattogetherthewholelongday,plottingtogetthebetterofthearchdeacon,andtocarryoutlittleschemesoftheirown,whichtheyknewwouldbeopposedbythewholeweightofhisauthority。
  Thebishop’sfirstideawas,thatMrHarding,iflefttohimself,wouldcertainlystarve——notinthefigurativesenseinwhichsomanyofourladiesandgentlemendostarveonincomesfromonetofivehundredayear;notthathewouldbestarvedasregardeddresscoats,portwine,andpocket-money;butthathewouldpositivelyperishofinanitionforwantofbread。
  ’Howisamantolive,whenhegivesupallhisincome?’
  saidthebishoptohimself。Andthenthegood-naturedlittlemanbegantoconsiderhowhisfriendmightbebestrescuedfromadeathsohorridandpainful。
  HisfirstpropositiontoMrHardingwas,thattheyshouldlivetogetheratthepalace。He,thebishop,positivelyassuredMrHardingthathewantedanotherresidentchaplain——notayoungworkingchaplain,butasteady,middle-agedchaplain;