’TellhisMajesty,’saidtheSimpleton,’thathisordersshallbeobeyed;’andforthwiththeswiftrunnerunboundthefootthatwasstrungupbehindhisearandstartedoff,andinlessthannotimehadreachedtheworld’sendanddrawnthehealingwaterfromthewell。
  ’Dearme,’hethoughttohimself,’that’srathertiring!I’lljustrestforafewminutes;itwillbesomelittletimeyetbeforetheKinghasgottodessert。’Sohethrewhimselfdownonthegrass,and,asthesunwasverydazzling,heclosedhiseyes,andinafewsecondshadfallensoundasleep。
  Inthemeantimealltheship’screwwereanxiouslyawaitinghim;
  theKing’sdinnerwouldsoonbefinished,andtheircomradehadnotyetreturned。Sothemanwiththemarvellousquickhearinglaydownand,puttinghiseartotheground,listened。
  ’That’sanicesortoffellow!’hesuddenlyexclaimed。’He’slyingontheground,snoringhard!’
  Atthisthemarksmanseizedhisgun,tookaim,andfiredinthedirectionoftheworld’send,inordertoawakenthesluggard。
  Andamomentlatertheswiftrunnerreappeared,and,steppingonboardtheship,handedthehealingwatertotheSimpleton。SowhiletheKingwasstillsittingattablefinishinghisdinnernewswasbroughttohimthathisordershadbeenobeyedtotheletter。
  Whatwastobedonenow?TheKingdeterminedtothinkofastillmoreimpossibletask。SohetoldanothercourtiertogototheSimpletonwiththecommandthatheandhiscomradeswereinstantlytoeatuptwelveoxenandtwelvetonsofbread。Oncemorethesharp-earedcomradeoverheardtheKing’swordswhilehewasstilltalkingtothecourtier,andreportedthemtotheSimpleton。
  ’Alas,alas!’hesighed;’whatintheworldshallIdo?Why,itwouldtakeusayear,possiblyourwholelives,toeatuptwelveoxenandtwelvetonsofbread。’
  ’Neverfear,’saidtheglutton。’Itwillscarcelybeenoughforme,I’msohungry。’
  SowhenthecourtierarrivedwiththeroyalmessagehewastoldtotakebackwordtotheKingthathisordersshouldbeobeyed。
  Thentwelveroastedoxenandtwelvetonsofbreadwerebroughtalongsideoftheship,andatonesittingthegluttonhaddevoureditall。
  ’Icallthatasmallmeal,’hesaid。’Iwishthey’dbroughtmesomemore。’
  Next,theKingorderedthatfortycasksofwine,containingfortygallonseach,weretobedrunkuponthespotbytheSimpletonandhisparty。Whenthesewordswereoverheardbythesharp-earedcomradeandrepeatedtotheSimpleton,hewasindespair。
  ’Alas,alas!’heexclaimed;’whatistobedone?Itwouldtakeusayear,possiblyourwholelives,todrinksomuch,’
  ’Neverfear,’saidhisthirstycomrade。’I’lldrinkitallupatagulp,seeifIdon’t。’Andsureenough,whenthefortycasksofwinecontainingfortygallonseachwerebroughtalongsideoftheship,theydisappeareddownthethirstycomrade’sthroatinnotime;andwhentheywereemptyheremarked:
  ’Why,I’mstillthirsty。Ishouldhavebeengladoftwomorecasks。’
  ThentheKingtookcounselwithhimselfandsentanordertotheSimpletonthathewastohaveabath,inabath-roomattheroyalpalace,andafterthatthebetrothalshouldtakeplace。Nowthebath-roomwasbuiltofiron,andtheKinggaveordersthatitwastobeheatedtosuchapitchthatitwouldsuffocatetheSimpleton。Andsowhenthepoorsillyyouthenteredtheroom,hediscoveredthattheironwallswereredhot。But,fortunately,hiscomradewiththestrawonhisbackhadenteredbehindhim,andwhenthedoorwasshutuponthemhescatteredthestrawabout,andsuddenlythered-hotwallscooleddown,anditbecamesoverycoldthattheSimpletoncouldscarcelybeartotakeabath,andallthewaterintheroomfroze。SotheSimpletonclimbedupuponthestove,and,wrappinghimselfupinthebathblankets,laytherethewholenight。Andinthemorningwhentheyopenedthedoortherehelaysoundandsafe,singingcheerfullytohimself。
  NowwhenthisstrangetalewastoldtotheKinghebecamequitesad,notknowingwhatheshoulddotogetridofsoundesirableason-in-law,whensuddenlyabrilliantideaoccurredtohim。
  ’Telltherascaltoraisemeanarmy,nowatthisinstant!’heexclaimedtooneofhiscourtiers。’Informhimatonceofthis,myroyalwill。’Andtohimselfheadded,’IthinkIshalldoforhimthistime。’
  Asonformeroccasions,thequick-earedcomradehadoverheardtheKing’scommandandrepeatedittotheSimpleton。
  ’Alas,alas!’hegroaned;’nowIamquitedonefor。’
  ’Notatall,’repliedoneofhiscomradestheonewhohaddraggedthebundleofwoodthroughtheforest。’Haveyouquiteforgottenme?’
  Inthemeantimethecourtier,whohadrunallthewayfromthepalace,reachedtheshippantingandbreathless,anddeliveredtheKing’smessage。
  ’Good!’remarkedtheSimpleton。’IwillraiseanarmyfortheKing,’andhedrewhimselfup。’Butif,afterthat,theKingrefusestoacceptmeashisson-in-law,Iwillwagewaragainsthim,andcarrythePrincessoffbyforce。’
  DuringthenighttheSimpletonandhiscomradewent,togetherintoabigfield,notforgettingtotakethebundleofwoodwiththem,whichthemanspreadoutinalldirections——andinamomentamightyarmystooduponthespot,regimentonregimentoffootandhorsesoldiers;thebuglessoundedandthedrumsbeat,thechargersneighed,andtheirridersputtheirlancesinrest,andthesoldierspresentedarms。
  InthemorningwhentheKingawokehewasstartledbythesewarlikesounds,thebuglesandthedrums,andtheclatterofthehorses,andtheshoutsofthesoldiers。And,steppingtothewindow,hesawthelancesgleaminthesunlightandthearmourandweaponsglitter。Andtheproudmonarchsaidtohimself,’I
  ampowerlessincomparisonwiththisman。’Sohesenthimroyalrobesandcostlyjewels,andcommandedhimtocometothepalacetobemarriedtothePrincess。Andhisson-in-lawputontheroyalrobes,andhelookedsograndandstatelythatitwasimpossibletorecognisethepoorSimpleton,sochangedwashe;
  andthePrincessfellinlovewithhimassoonasevershesawhim。
  Neverbeforehadsograndaweddingbeenseen,andtherewassomuchfoodandwinethateventhegluttonandthethirstycomradehadenoughtoeatanddrink。
  FromtheBukowinaerTalesandLegends。VonWliolocki。
  Therewasonceuponatimeamanandhiswife,andtheyhadnochildren,whichwasagreatgrieftothem。Onewinter’sday,whenthesunwasshiningbrightly,thecouplewerestandingoutsidetheircottage,andthewomanwaslookingatallthelittleicicleswhichhungfromtheroof。Shesighed,andturningtoherhusbandsaid,’IwishIhadasmanychildrenasthereareicicleshangingthere。’’Nothingwouldpleasememoreeither,’
  repliedherhusband。Thenatinyicicledetacheditselffromtheroof,anddroppedintothewoman’smouth,whoswalloweditwithasmile,andsaid,’PerhapsIshallgivebirthtoasnowchildnow!’Herhusbandlaughedathiswife’sstrangeidea,andtheywentbackintothehouse。
  Butafterashorttimethewomangavebirthtoalittlegirl,whowasaswhiteassnowandascoldasice。Iftheybroughtthechildanywherenearthefire,itscreamedloudlytilltheyputitbackintosomecoolplace。Thelittlemaidthrovewonderfully,andinafewmonthsshecouldrunaboutandspeak。Butshewasnotaltogethereasytobringup,andgaveherparentsmuchtroubleandanxiety,forallsummersheinsistedonspendinginthecellar,andinthewintershewouldsleepoutsideinthesnow,andthecolderitwasthehappiersheseemedtobe。Herfatherandmothercalledhersimply’OurSnow-daughter,’andthisnamestucktoherallherlife。
  Onedayherparentssatbythefire,talkingovertheextraordinarybehaviouroftheirdaughter,whowasdisportingherselfinthesnowstormthatragedoutside。Thewomansigheddeeplyandsaid,’IwishIhadgivenbirthtoaFire-son!’Asshesaidthesewords,asparkfromthebigwoodfireflewintothewoman’slap,andshesaidwithalaugh,’NowperhapsIshallgivebirthtoaFire-son!’Themanlaughedathiswife’swords,andthoughtitwasagoodjoke。Butheceasedtothinkitajokewhenhiswifeshortlyafterwardsgavebirthtoaboy,whoscreamedlustilytillhewasputquiteclosetothefire,andwhonearlyyelledhimselfintoafitiftheSnow-daughtercameanywherenearhim。TheSnow-daughterherselfavoidedhimasmuchasshecould,andalwayscreptintoacornerasfarawayfromhimaspossible。Theparentscalledtheboysimply’OurFire-son,’anamewhichstucktohimallhislife。Theyhadagreatdealoftroubleandworrywithhimtoo;buthethroveandgrewveryquickly,andbeforehewasayearoldhecouldrunaboutandtalk。Hewasasredasfire,andashottotouch,andhealwayssatonthehearthquiteclosetothefire,andcomplainedofthecold;ifhissisterwereintheroomhealmostcreptintotheflames,whilethegirlonherpartalwayscomplainedofthegreatheatifherbrotherwereanywherenear。Insummertheboyalwayslayoutinthesun,whilethegirlhidherselfinthecellar:soithappenedthatthebrotherandsistercameverylittleintocontactwitheachother——infact,theycarefullyavoidedit。
  Justasthegirlgrewupintoabeautifulwoman,herfatherandmotherbothdiedoneaftertheother。ThentheFire-son,whohadgrownupinthemeantimeintoafine,strongyoungman,saidtohissister,’Iamgoingoutintotheworld,forwhatistheuseofremainingonhere?’
  ’Ishallgowithyou,’sheanswered,’for,exceptyou,Ihavenooneintheworld,andIhaveafeelingthatifwesetouttogetherweshallbelucky。’
  TheFire-sonsaid,’Iloveyouwithallmyheart,butatthesametimeIalwaysfreezeifyouarenearme,andyounearlydieofheatifIapproachyou!Howshallwetravelabouttogetherwithoutbeingodioustheonetotheother?’
  ’Don’tworryaboutthat,’repliedthegirl,’forI’vethoughtitallover,andhavesettledonaplanwhichwillmakeuseachabletobearwiththeother!See,Ihavehadafurcloakmadeforeachofus,andifweputthemonIshallnotfeeltheheatsomuchnoryouthecold。’Sotheyputonthefurcloaks,andsetoutcheerfullyontheirway,andforthefirsttimeintheirlivesquitehappyineachother’scompany。