Lookhowitrunsthroughone’sfingers!’and,sosaying,hefilledhispocketwiththemud。
  Butthebrothersrodeonsofastthatdustandsparksflewallaround,andtheyreachedthegateofthetownagoodhourbeforeBlockhead-Hans。Herecamethesuitorsnumberedaccordingtotheirarrival,andtheywererangedinrows,sixineachrow,andtheyweresotightlypackedthattheycouldnotmovetheirarms。
  Thiswasaverygoodthing,forotherwisetheywouldhavetorneachotherinpieces,merelybecausetheonewasinfrontoftheother。
  AllthecountrypeoplewerestandingroundtheKing’sthrone,andwerecrowdedtogetherinthickmassesalmostoutofthewindowstoseethePrincessreceivethesuitors;andaseachonecameintotheroomallhisfinephraseswentoutlikeacandle!
  ’Itdoesn’tmatter!’saidthePrincess。’Away!outwithhim!’
  Atlastshecametotherowinwhichthebrotherwhoknewthedictionarybyheartwas,buthedidnotknowitanylonger;hehadquiteforgottenitintherankandfile。Andthefloorcreaked,andtheceilingwasallmadeofglassmirrors,sothathesawhimselfstandingonhishead,andbyeachwindowwerestandingthreereportersandaneditor;andeachofthemwaswritingdownwhatwassaid,topublishitinthepaperthatcameoutandwassoldatthestreetcornersforapenny。Itwasfearful,andtheyhadmadeupthefiresohotthatitwasgrilling。
  ’Itishotinhere,isn’tit!’saidthesuitor。
  ’Ofcourseitis!Myfatherisroastingyoungchickensto-day!’
  saidthePrincess。
  ’Ahem!’Therehestoodlikeanidiot。Hewasnotpreparedforsuchaspeech;hedidnotknowwhattosay,althoughhewantedtosaysomethingwitty。’Ahem!’
  ’Itdoesn’tmatter!’saidthePrincess。’Takehimout!’andouthehadtogo。
  Nowtheotherbrotherentered。
  ’Howhotitis!’hesaid。
  ’Ofcourse!Weareroastingyoungchickensto-day!’remarkedthePrincess。
  ’Howdoyou——um!’hesaid,andthereporterswrotedown。’Howdoyou——um。’
  ’Itdoesn’tmatter!’saidthePrincess。’Takehimout!’
  NowBlockhead-Hanscamein;herodehisgoatrightintothehall。
  ’Isay!Howroastinghotitishere!’saidhe。
  ’Ofcourse!Iamroastingyoungchickensto-day!’saidthePrincess。
  ’That’sgood!’repliedBlockhead-Hans;’thencanIroastacrowwiththem?’
  ’Withthegreatestofpleasure!’saidthePrincess;’buthaveyouanythingyoucanroastthemin?forIhaveneitherpotnorsaucepan。’
  ’Oh,rather!’saidBlockhead-Hans。’Hereisacookingimplementwithtinrings,’andhedrewouttheoldwoodenshoe,andlaidthecrowinit。
  ’Thatisquiteameal!’saidthePrincess;’butwhereshallwegetthesoupfrom?’
  ’I’vegotthatinmypocket!’saidBlockhead-Hans。’IhavesomuchthatIcanquitewellthrowsomeaway!’andhepouredsomemudoutofhispocket。
  ’Ilikeyou!’saidthePrincess。’Youcananswer,andyoucanspeak,andIwillmarryyou;butdoyouknowthateverywordwhichwearesayingandhavesaidhasbeentakendownandwillbeinthepaperto-morrow?Byeachwindowdoyouseetherearestandingthreereportersandanoldeditor,andthisoldeditoristheworst,forhedoesn’tunderstandanything!’butsheonlysaidthistoteaseBlockhead-Hans。Andthereportersgiggled,andeachdroppedablotofinkonthefloor。
  ’Ah!arethosethegreatpeople?’saidBlockhead-Hans。’ThenI
  willgivetheeditorthebest!’Sosaying,heturnedhispocketsinsideout,andthrewthemudrightinhisface。
  ’Thatwasneatlydone!’saidthePrincess。’Icouldn’thavedoneit;butIwillsoonlearnhowto!’
  Blockhead-HansbecameKing,gotawifeandacrown,andsatonthethrone;andthiswehavestilldampfromthenewspaperoftheeditorandthereporters——andtheyarenottobebelievedforamoment。
  TherewasonceaDarning-needlewhothoughtherselfsofinethatshebelievedshewasanembroidery-needle。’Takegreatcaretoholdmetight!’saidtheDarning-needletotheFingerswhowereholdingher。’Don’tletmefall!IfIoncefallonthegroundI
  shallneverbefoundagain,Iamsofine!’
  ’Itisallright!’saidtheFingers,seizingherroundthewaist。
  ’Look,Iamcomingwithmytrain!’saidtheDarning-needleasshedrewalongthreadafterher;buttherewasnoknotattheendofthethread。
  TheFingerswereusingtheneedleonthecook’sshoe。Theupperleatherwasunstitchedandhadtobesewntogether。
  ’Thisiscommonwork!’saidtheDarning-needle。’Ishallnevergetthroughit。Iambreaking!Iambreaking!’Andinfactshedidbreak。’Didn’tItellyouso!’saidtheDarning-needle。’I
  amtoofine!’
  ’Nowsheisgoodfornothing!’saidtheFingers;buttheyhadtoholdhertightwhilethecookdroppedsomesealing-waxontheneedleandstuckitinthefrontofherdress。
  ’NowIamabreast-pin!’saidtheDarning-needle。’IalwaysknewIshouldbepromoted。Whenoneissomething,onewillbecomesomething!’Andshelaughedtoherself;youcanneverseewhenaDarning-needleislaughing。ThenshesatupasproudlyasifshewereinaStatecoach,andlookedallroundher。
  ’MayIbeallowedtoaskifyouaregold?’shesaidtoherneighbour,thePin。’Youhaveaveryniceappearance,andapeculiarhead;butitistoosmall!Youmusttakepainstomakeitgrow,foritisnoteveryonewhohasaheadofsealing-wax。’
  AndsosayingtheDarning-needleraisedherselfupsoproudlythatshefelloutofthedress,rightintothesinkwhichthecookwasrinsingout。
  ’NowIamoffonmytravels!’saidtheDarning-needle。’IdohopeIsha’n’tgetlost!’Shedidindeedgetlost。
  ’Iamtoofineforthisworld!’saidsheasshelayinthegutter;’butIknowwhoIam,andthatisalwaysalittlesatisfaction!’
  AndtheDarning-needlekeptherproudbearinganddidnotlosehergood-temper。
  Allkindsofthingsswamoverher——shavings,bitsofstraw,andscrapsofoldnewspapers。
  ’Justlookhowtheysailalong!’saidtheDarning-needle。’Theydon’tknowwhatisunderneaththem!HereIamstickingfast!
  Theregoesashavingthinkingofnothingintheworldbutofitself,amerechip!Theregoesastraw——well,howitdoestwistandtwirl,tobesure!Don’tthinksomuchaboutyourself,oryouwillbeknockedagainstastone。Therefloatsabitofnewspaper。Whatiswrittenonitislongagoforgotten,andyethowprouditis!Iamsittingpatientandquiet。IknowwhoI
  am,andthatisenoughforme!’
  OnedaysomethingthicklaynearherwhichglitteredsobrightlythattheDarning-needlethoughtitmustbeadiamond。Butitwasabitofbottle-glass,andbecauseitsparkledtheDarning-needlespoketoit,andgaveherselfoutasabreast-pin。
  ’Nodoubtyouareadiamond?’
  ’Yes,somethingofthatkind!’Andeachbelievedthattheotherwassomethingverycostly;andtheybothsaidhowveryproudtheworldmustbeofthem。
  ’Ihavecomefromalady’swork-box,’saidDarning-needle,’andthisladywasacook;shehadfivefingersoneachhand;anythingsoproudasthesefingersIhaveneverseen!Andyettheywereonlytheretotakemeoutofthework-boxandtoputmebackagain!’
  ’Weretheyofnoblebirth,then?’askedthebitofbottle-glass。
  ’Ofnoblebirth!’saidtheDarning-needle;’noindeed,butproud!
  Theywerefivebrothers,allcalled’’Fingers。’’Theyheldthemselvesproudlyoneagainsttheother,althoughtheywereofdifferentsizes。Theoutsideone,theThumb,wasshortandfat;
  hewasoutsidetherank,andhadonlyonebendinhisback,andcouldonlymakeonebow;buthesaidthatifhewerecutofffromamanthathewasnolongeranyuseasasoldier。Dip-into-
  everything,thesecondfinger,dippedintosweetthingsaswellassourthings,pointedtothesunandthemoon,andguidedthepenwhentheywrote。Longman,thethird,lookedattheothersoverhisshoulder。Goldband,thefourth,hadagoldsashroundhiswaist;andlittlePlaymandidnothingatall,andwasthemoreproud。Therewastoomuchostentation,andsoIcameaway。’
  ’Andnowwearesittingandshininghere!’saidthebitofbottle-glass。
  Atthatmomentmorewatercameintothegutter;itstreamedovertheedgesandwashedthebitofbottle-glassaway。
  ’Ah!nowhehasbeenpromoted!’saidtheDarning-needle。’I
  remainhere;Iamtoofine。Butthatismypride,whichisasignofrespectability!’Andshesatthereveryproudly,thinkingloftythoughts。
  ’IreallybelieveImusthavebeenbornasunbeam,Iamsofine!
  Itseemstomeasifthesunbeamswerealwayslookingunderthewaterforme。Ah,Iamsofinethatmyownmothercannotfindme!IfIhadmyoldeyewhichbrokeoff,IbelieveIcouldweep;
  butIcan’t——itisnotfinetoweep!’
  Onedaytwostreet-urchinswereplayingandwadinginthegutter,pickingupoldnails,pennies,andsuchthings。Itwasratherdirtywork,butitwasagreatdelighttothem。
  ’Oh,oh!’criedoutone,asheprickedhimselfwiththeDarning-needle;’heisafinefellowthough!’
  ’Iamnotafellow;Iamayounglady!’saidtheDarning-needle;
  butnooneheard。Thesealing-waxhadgone,andshehadbecomequiteblack;butblackmakesonelookveryslim,andsoshethoughtshewasevenfinerthanbefore。
  ’Herecomesanegg-shellsailingalong!’saidtheboys,andtheystucktheDarning-needleintotheegg-shell。
  ’ThewallswhiteandIblack——whataprettycontrastitmakes!’
  saidtheDarning-needle。’NowIcanbeseentoadvantage!IfonlyIamnotsea-sick!Ishouldgivemyselfupforlost!’
  Butshewasnotsea-sick,anddidnotgiveherselfup。
  ’Itisagoodthingtobesteeledagainstsea-sickness;hereonehasindeedanadvantageoverman!Nowmyqualmsareover。Thefineroneisthemoreonecanbeat。’
  ’Crack!’saidtheegg-shellasawagon-wheelwentoverit。
  ’Oh!howitpresses!’saidtheDarning-needle。’Ishallindeedbesea-sicknow。Iambreaking!’Butshedidnotbreak,althoughthewagon-wheelwentoverher;shelaythereatfulllength,andthereshemaylie。
  End