Onlyonceinafterdayswhenshehappenedtocomeacrossitstuffedawayinthecornerofadespatch-box,sheblushedallover,andsaidthatshehadnoideathatanymancouldbesofoolishoutofabook。
“Nowthat/you/arereallyclearofit,Iamgoingforthem,“shesaidpresentlywhenthewipingprocesswasfinished。“Ihaveonlyrestrainedmyselfforyoursake,“andleaningbackinherchairshestaredattheceiling,lostinmeditation。
Presentlytherecameoneofthosesilenceswhichwillfallupondinner-partiesattimes,howeverexcellentandplentifulthechampagne。
“SirRobertAylward,“saidBarbarainthatclear,carryingvoiceofhers,“willyou,asanexpert,instructaveryignorantperson?Iwantalittleinformation。“
“MissChampers,“heanswered,“amInotalwaysatyourservice?“andalllistenedtohearuponwhatpointtheirhostessdesiredtobeenlightened。
“SirRobert,“shewentoncalmly,“everyonehereis,Ibelieve,whatiscalledafinancier,thatisexceptmyselfandMajorVernon,whoonlytriestobeandwill,Iamsure,fail,sinceNaturemadehimsomethingelse,asoldierand——whatelsedidNaturemakeyou,Alan?“
Ashevouchsafednoanswertoquestion,althoughSirRobertmutteredanuncomplimentaryonebetweenhislipswhichBarbaraheard,orread,shecontinued:
“Andyouareallveryrichandsuccessful,areyounot,andaregoingtobemuchricherandmuchmoresuccessful——nextweek。NowwhatIwanttoaskyouis——howisitdone?“
“Acceptingthepremisesforthesakeofargument,MissChampers,“
repliedSirRobert,whofeltthathecouldnotrefusethechallenge,“theansweristhatitisdonebyfinance。“
“Iamstillinthedark,“shesaid。“Finance,asIhaveheardofit,meansfloatingcompanies,andcompaniesarefloatedtoearnmoneyforthosewhoinvestinthem。NowthisafternoonasIwasdull,IgotholdofabookcalledtheDirectoryofDirectors,andlookedupallyournamesinit,exceptthoseofthegentlemenfromParis,andthecompaniesthatyoudirect——Ifoundoutaboutthoseinanotherbook。
Well,Icouldnotmakeoutthatanyofthesecompanieshaveeverearnedanymoney,adividend,don’tyoucallit?Thereforehowdoyouallgrowsorich,andwhydopeopleinvestinthem?“
NowSirRobertfrowned,Alancoloured,twoorthreeofthecompanylaughedoutright,andoneoftheFrenchgentlemenwhounderstoodEnglishandhadalreadydrunkasmuchaswasgoodforhim,remarkedloudlytohisneighbour,“Ah!sheischarming。Shedotouchthespot,likethatointmentyougivemeto-day。Howdowegrowrichandwhydothepeopleinvest?/MonDieu!/whydotheyinvest?Thatisthegreatmystery。Isaythat/cettebelledemoiselle,votrenièce,estravissante。Ellead’esprit,monamiHaswell。/“
Apparentlyheruncledidnotsharethesesentiments,forheturnedasredasanyturkey-cock,andsaidacrossthegreatroundtable:
“MydearBarbara,Iwishthatyouwouldleavematterswhichyoudonotunderstandalone。Weareheretodine,nottotalkaboutfinance。“
“Certainly,Uncle,“sheansweredsweetly。“Istand,orrathersit,reproved。IsupposethatIhaveputmyfootintoitasusual,andtheworstofitis,“sheadded,turningtoSirRobert,“thatIamjustasignorantasIwasbefore。“
“Ifyouwanttomasterthesematters,MissChampers,“saidAylwardwitharatherforcedlaugh,“youmustgointotrainingandworshipattheshrineof“——hemeanttosayMammon,thenthinkingthatthewordsoundedunpleasant,substituted——“theYellowGodaswedo。“
AtthesewordsAlan,whohadbeenstudyinghisplate,lookedupquickly,andheruncle’sfaceturnedfromredtowhite。ButtheirrepressibleBarbaraseizeduponthem。
“TheYellowGod,“sherepeated。“DoyoumeanmoneyorthatfetishthingofMajorVernon’swiththeterriblewoman’sfacethatIsawattheofficeintheCity。Well,tochangethesubject,tellus,Alan,whatisthatyellowgodofyoursandwherediditcomefrom?“
“MyuncleAustin,whowasmymother’sbrotherandamissionary,broughtitfromWestAfricaagreatmanyyearsago。Hewasthefirsttovisitthetribewhoworshipit;infactIdonotthinkthatanyonehasevervisitedthemsince。ButreallyIdonotknowallthestory。
Jeekiecantellyouaboutitifyouwanttoknow,forheisoneofthatpeopleandescapedwithmyuncle。“
NowJeekiehavinglefttheroom,someoftheguestswishedtosendforhim,butMr。Champers-Haswellobjected。Theendofitwasthatacompromisewaseffected,Alanundertakingtoproducehisretainerafterwardswhentheywenttoplaybilliardsorcards。
Dinnerwasoveratlengthandthediners,whohaddinedwell,weregatheredinthebilliardroomtosmokeandamusethemselvesastheywished。Itwasaverylargeroom,sixtyfeetlongindeed,withawidespaceinthecentrebetweenthetwotables,whichwasfurnishedasalounge。WhenthegentlemenenteredittheyfoundBarbarastandingbythegreatfireplaceinthiscentralspace,alittleshapeofwhiteandsilverinitsemptiness。
“Forgivemeforintrudingonyou,“shesaid,“andpleasedonotstopsmoking,forIlikethesmell。IhavesatupexpresslytohearJeekie’sstoryoftheYellowGod。Alan,produceJeekie,orIshallgotobedatonce。“
Herunclemadeamovementasthoughtointerfere,butSirRobertsaidsomethingtohimwhichappearedtocausehimtochangehismind,whiletherestinsomewayoranothersignifiedanenthusiasticassent。AllofthemwereanxioustoseethisJeekieandhearhistale,ifhehadonetotell。SoJeekiewassentforandpresentlyarrivedcladinthedressclotheswhicharecommontoallclassesinEnglandandAmerica。
Therehestoodbeforethemwhite-headed,ebony-faced,gigantic,imperturbable。Thereisnodoubtthathisappearanceproducedaneffect,foritwasunusualandindeedstriking。
“Yousentforme,Major?“hesaid,addressinghismaster,towhomhegaveamilitarysalute,forhehadbeenAlan’sservantwhenhewasintheArmy。
“Yes,Jeekie。MissBarbarahereandthesegentlemen,wishyoutotellthemallthatyouknowabouttheYellowGod。“
Thenegrostartedandrolledhisroundeyesupwardstillthewhitesofthemshowed,thenbeganinhisschool-bookEnglish:
“Thatisaprivatesubject,Major,uponwhichIshouldprefernottodiscoursebeforethisverypubliccompany。“
AchorusofremonstrancearoseandoneoftheJewishgentlemenapproachingJeekie,slippedacoupleofsovereignsintohisgreathand,whichhepromptlytransferredtohispocketwithoutseemingtonoticethem。
“Jeekie,“saidBarbara,“don’tdisappointme。“
“Verywell,miss,Ifallinwithyourwishes。TheYellowGodthatallthesegentlemenworship,quiteanothergodtothatofwhichyoudesirethatIshouldtellyou。Youknowallabouthim。Mygodisoffemalesex。“
AtthisstatementhisaudienceburstintolaughterwhileJeekierolledhiseyesagainandwaitedtilltheyhadfinished。“Mygod,“hewentonpresently,“Imean,gentlemen,thegodIusedtoprayto,forIamagoodChristiannow,hassomuchgoldthatshedoesnotcareforanymore,“andhepaused。
“Thenwhatdoesshecarefor?“askedsomeone。
“Blood,“answeredJeekie。“SheisgodofDeath。HernameisLittleBonsaorSmallSwimmingHead;sheiswifeofBigBonsaorGreatSwimmingHead。“
Againtherewaslaughter,thoughlessgeneral——forinstance,neitherSirRobertnorMr。Champers-Haswelllaughed。ThismerrimentseemedtoexciteJeekie。Atanyrateitcausedhimtoceasehisstiltedtalkandrelapseintothestrangevernacularthatiscommontoallnegroes,tincturedwitharacyslangthatwasallhisown。
“YouwanttohearYellowGodpalaver?“hesaidrapidly。“Verywell,I
tellyou,youcocksurewhitemenwhothinkyouknoweverything,butknownothingatall。Mypeople,peopleoftheAsiki,thatmeanpeopleofSpirits,whatyoucallghostsandsayyounobelievein,butalwayslookforbehinddoor,theyworshipYellowGod,BonsaBigandBonsaLittle,worshipbothandcallthemone;onlyLittleBonsaontriptothiscountryjustnowandsitandthinkinCityoffice。YellowGodlivelongwayupagreatriver,thenturntotheleftandwalksixdaysthroughbigforestwheredwarfpeopleshootyouwithpoisonedarrow。Thenturntotheright,walkupstreamwheremanywildbeasts。
Thenturntotheleftagainandgoincanoethroughswampwhereyoudieoffever,andacrosslake。Thenwalkovergrasslandandmountains。
Theninkloofofthemountainswherebigblacktreesmakearoofandriverfalllikethunder,findAsikiandgoldhouseoftheYellowGod。
Allthatmountaingold,fullofgoldandbeneathgoldhouseYellowGodafloatinwater。ShewhatyoucallQueen,priestess,livetherealso,alwaysthere,verybeautifulwomancalledAsikawithfacelikeYellowGod,cruel,cruel。Shetakeahusbandeveryyear,andeveryyearhediebecauseshealwayshuntforrightmanbutneverfindhim。“
“Doesshekillhimthen?“askedBarbara。
“Oh!no,shenokillhim,Miss,hekillhimselfatendofyear,gladtogetawayfromAsikaandgotospirits。Whilehelivehehaveaverygoodtime,plentytoeat,plentywives,finehouse,muchgoldashelike,onlynothingtospenditon,prettynecklace,nicepaintforface。ButAsika,littlebitbylittlebitsheeatuphisspirit。Heseetoomanyghosts。Thehousewherehesleepwithdeadmenwhooncehavehisbillet,fullofghostsandeverynighttherecomemoreandsitwithhim,sitallroundhim,lookathimwithgreateyes,justlikeyoulookatme,tillatlastwhenAsikafinisheatinguphisspirit,hegocrazy,hehowllikemaninhell,hethrowawayallthegoldtheygivehim,andthen,sometimesafteroneweek,sometimesafteronemonth,sometimesafteroneyearifhebestrongbutnevermore,herunoutatnightandjumpintocanalwhereYellowGodfloatandgodgethim,whileAsikasitonthebankandlaugh,’causeshehungryfornewmantoeatuphisspirittoo。“