Onlyonceinafterdayswhenshehappenedtocomeacrossitstuffedawayinthecornerofadespatch-box,sheblushedallover,andsaidthatshehadnoideathatanymancouldbesofoolishoutofabook。
  “Nowthat/you/arereallyclearofit,Iamgoingforthem,“shesaidpresentlywhenthewipingprocesswasfinished。“Ihaveonlyrestrainedmyselfforyoursake,“andleaningbackinherchairshestaredattheceiling,lostinmeditation。
  Presentlytherecameoneofthosesilenceswhichwillfallupondinner-partiesattimes,howeverexcellentandplentifulthechampagne。
  “SirRobertAylward,“saidBarbarainthatclear,carryingvoiceofhers,“willyou,asanexpert,instructaveryignorantperson?Iwantalittleinformation。“
  “MissChampers,“heanswered,“amInotalwaysatyourservice?“andalllistenedtohearuponwhatpointtheirhostessdesiredtobeenlightened。
  “SirRobert,“shewentoncalmly,“everyonehereis,Ibelieve,whatiscalledafinancier,thatisexceptmyselfandMajorVernon,whoonlytriestobeandwill,Iamsure,fail,sinceNaturemadehimsomethingelse,asoldierand——whatelsedidNaturemakeyou,Alan?“
  Ashevouchsafednoanswertoquestion,althoughSirRobertmutteredanuncomplimentaryonebetweenhislipswhichBarbaraheard,orread,shecontinued:
  “Andyouareallveryrichandsuccessful,areyounot,andaregoingtobemuchricherandmuchmoresuccessful——nextweek。NowwhatIwanttoaskyouis——howisitdone?“
  “Acceptingthepremisesforthesakeofargument,MissChampers,“
  repliedSirRobert,whofeltthathecouldnotrefusethechallenge,“theansweristhatitisdonebyfinance。“
  “Iamstillinthedark,“shesaid。“Finance,asIhaveheardofit,meansfloatingcompanies,andcompaniesarefloatedtoearnmoneyforthosewhoinvestinthem。NowthisafternoonasIwasdull,IgotholdofabookcalledtheDirectoryofDirectors,andlookedupallyournamesinit,exceptthoseofthegentlemenfromParis,andthecompaniesthatyoudirect——Ifoundoutaboutthoseinanotherbook。
  Well,Icouldnotmakeoutthatanyofthesecompanieshaveeverearnedanymoney,adividend,don’tyoucallit?Thereforehowdoyouallgrowsorich,andwhydopeopleinvestinthem?“
  NowSirRobertfrowned,Alancoloured,twoorthreeofthecompanylaughedoutright,andoneoftheFrenchgentlemenwhounderstoodEnglishandhadalreadydrunkasmuchaswasgoodforhim,remarkedloudlytohisneighbour,“Ah!sheischarming。Shedotouchthespot,likethatointmentyougivemeto-day。Howdowegrowrichandwhydothepeopleinvest?/MonDieu!/whydotheyinvest?Thatisthegreatmystery。Isaythat/cettebelledemoiselle,votrenièce,estravissante。Ellead’esprit,monamiHaswell。/“
  Apparentlyheruncledidnotsharethesesentiments,forheturnedasredasanyturkey-cock,andsaidacrossthegreatroundtable:
  “MydearBarbara,Iwishthatyouwouldleavematterswhichyoudonotunderstandalone。Weareheretodine,nottotalkaboutfinance。“
  “Certainly,Uncle,“sheansweredsweetly。“Istand,orrathersit,reproved。IsupposethatIhaveputmyfootintoitasusual,andtheworstofitis,“sheadded,turningtoSirRobert,“thatIamjustasignorantasIwasbefore。“
  “Ifyouwanttomasterthesematters,MissChampers,“saidAylwardwitharatherforcedlaugh,“youmustgointotrainingandworshipattheshrineof“——hemeanttosayMammon,thenthinkingthatthewordsoundedunpleasant,substituted——“theYellowGodaswedo。“
  AtthesewordsAlan,whohadbeenstudyinghisplate,lookedupquickly,andheruncle’sfaceturnedfromredtowhite。ButtheirrepressibleBarbaraseizeduponthem。
  “TheYellowGod,“sherepeated。“DoyoumeanmoneyorthatfetishthingofMajorVernon’swiththeterriblewoman’sfacethatIsawattheofficeintheCity。Well,tochangethesubject,tellus,Alan,whatisthatyellowgodofyoursandwherediditcomefrom?“
  “MyuncleAustin,whowasmymother’sbrotherandamissionary,broughtitfromWestAfricaagreatmanyyearsago。Hewasthefirsttovisitthetribewhoworshipit;infactIdonotthinkthatanyonehasevervisitedthemsince。ButreallyIdonotknowallthestory。
  Jeekiecantellyouaboutitifyouwanttoknow,forheisoneofthatpeopleandescapedwithmyuncle。“
  NowJeekiehavinglefttheroom,someoftheguestswishedtosendforhim,butMr。Champers-Haswellobjected。Theendofitwasthatacompromisewaseffected,Alanundertakingtoproducehisretainerafterwardswhentheywenttoplaybilliardsorcards。
  Dinnerwasoveratlengthandthediners,whohaddinedwell,weregatheredinthebilliardroomtosmokeandamusethemselvesastheywished。Itwasaverylargeroom,sixtyfeetlongindeed,withawidespaceinthecentrebetweenthetwotables,whichwasfurnishedasalounge。WhenthegentlemenenteredittheyfoundBarbarastandingbythegreatfireplaceinthiscentralspace,alittleshapeofwhiteandsilverinitsemptiness。
  “Forgivemeforintrudingonyou,“shesaid,“andpleasedonotstopsmoking,forIlikethesmell。IhavesatupexpresslytohearJeekie’sstoryoftheYellowGod。Alan,produceJeekie,orIshallgotobedatonce。“
  Herunclemadeamovementasthoughtointerfere,butSirRobertsaidsomethingtohimwhichappearedtocausehimtochangehismind,whiletherestinsomewayoranothersignifiedanenthusiasticassent。AllofthemwereanxioustoseethisJeekieandhearhistale,ifhehadonetotell。SoJeekiewassentforandpresentlyarrivedcladinthedressclotheswhicharecommontoallclassesinEnglandandAmerica。
  Therehestoodbeforethemwhite-headed,ebony-faced,gigantic,imperturbable。Thereisnodoubtthathisappearanceproducedaneffect,foritwasunusualandindeedstriking。
  “Yousentforme,Major?“hesaid,addressinghismaster,towhomhegaveamilitarysalute,forhehadbeenAlan’sservantwhenhewasintheArmy。
  “Yes,Jeekie。MissBarbarahereandthesegentlemen,wishyoutotellthemallthatyouknowabouttheYellowGod。“
  Thenegrostartedandrolledhisroundeyesupwardstillthewhitesofthemshowed,thenbeganinhisschool-bookEnglish:
  “Thatisaprivatesubject,Major,uponwhichIshouldprefernottodiscoursebeforethisverypubliccompany。“
  AchorusofremonstrancearoseandoneoftheJewishgentlemenapproachingJeekie,slippedacoupleofsovereignsintohisgreathand,whichhepromptlytransferredtohispocketwithoutseemingtonoticethem。
  “Jeekie,“saidBarbara,“don’tdisappointme。“
  “Verywell,miss,Ifallinwithyourwishes。TheYellowGodthatallthesegentlemenworship,quiteanothergodtothatofwhichyoudesirethatIshouldtellyou。Youknowallabouthim。Mygodisoffemalesex。“
  AtthisstatementhisaudienceburstintolaughterwhileJeekierolledhiseyesagainandwaitedtilltheyhadfinished。“Mygod,“hewentonpresently,“Imean,gentlemen,thegodIusedtoprayto,forIamagoodChristiannow,hassomuchgoldthatshedoesnotcareforanymore,“andhepaused。
  “Thenwhatdoesshecarefor?“askedsomeone。
  “Blood,“answeredJeekie。“SheisgodofDeath。HernameisLittleBonsaorSmallSwimmingHead;sheiswifeofBigBonsaorGreatSwimmingHead。“
  Againtherewaslaughter,thoughlessgeneral——forinstance,neitherSirRobertnorMr。Champers-Haswelllaughed。ThismerrimentseemedtoexciteJeekie。Atanyrateitcausedhimtoceasehisstiltedtalkandrelapseintothestrangevernacularthatiscommontoallnegroes,tincturedwitharacyslangthatwasallhisown。
  “YouwanttohearYellowGodpalaver?“hesaidrapidly。“Verywell,I
  tellyou,youcocksurewhitemenwhothinkyouknoweverything,butknownothingatall。Mypeople,peopleoftheAsiki,thatmeanpeopleofSpirits,whatyoucallghostsandsayyounobelievein,butalwayslookforbehinddoor,theyworshipYellowGod,BonsaBigandBonsaLittle,worshipbothandcallthemone;onlyLittleBonsaontriptothiscountryjustnowandsitandthinkinCityoffice。YellowGodlivelongwayupagreatriver,thenturntotheleftandwalksixdaysthroughbigforestwheredwarfpeopleshootyouwithpoisonedarrow。Thenturntotheright,walkupstreamwheremanywildbeasts。
  Thenturntotheleftagainandgoincanoethroughswampwhereyoudieoffever,andacrosslake。Thenwalkovergrasslandandmountains。
  Theninkloofofthemountainswherebigblacktreesmakearoofandriverfalllikethunder,findAsikiandgoldhouseoftheYellowGod。
  Allthatmountaingold,fullofgoldandbeneathgoldhouseYellowGodafloatinwater。ShewhatyoucallQueen,priestess,livetherealso,alwaysthere,verybeautifulwomancalledAsikawithfacelikeYellowGod,cruel,cruel。Shetakeahusbandeveryyear,andeveryyearhediebecauseshealwayshuntforrightmanbutneverfindhim。“
  “Doesshekillhimthen?“askedBarbara。
  “Oh!no,shenokillhim,Miss,hekillhimselfatendofyear,gladtogetawayfromAsikaandgotospirits。Whilehelivehehaveaverygoodtime,plentytoeat,plentywives,finehouse,muchgoldashelike,onlynothingtospenditon,prettynecklace,nicepaintforface。ButAsika,littlebitbylittlebitsheeatuphisspirit。Heseetoomanyghosts。Thehousewherehesleepwithdeadmenwhooncehavehisbillet,fullofghostsandeverynighttherecomemoreandsitwithhim,sitallroundhim,lookathimwithgreateyes,justlikeyoulookatme,tillatlastwhenAsikafinisheatinguphisspirit,hegocrazy,hehowllikemaninhell,hethrowawayallthegoldtheygivehim,andthen,sometimesafteroneweek,sometimesafteronemonth,sometimesafteroneyearifhebestrongbutnevermore,herunoutatnightandjumpintocanalwhereYellowGodfloatandgodgethim,whileAsikasitonthebankandlaugh,’causeshehungryfornewmantoeatuphisspirittoo。“