Idon’tthinktheworldaffordssuchanothersight;andforonemoment,atsuchtimes,I’dhavebeenwillingtobeanIrishcouncilman,thatI
  mighthavesomerighttotheprideIfeltinthecapitaloftheIrishRepublic。WhatafinethingitmustbeforeachvictimofsixcenturiesofoppressiontoreflectthatheownsatleastadozenAmericans,andthat,withhisfellows,herulesahundredhelplessmillionaires!“
  Likealldaughtersofafreecountry,Isabelknewnothingaboutpolitics,andshefeltthatshewasgettingintodeepwater;sheansweredbuoyantly,butshewasgladtomakeherwearinesstheoccasionofhailingastage,andchangingtheconversation。Thefartherdowntowntheywentthebusierthestreetgrew;andabouttheAstorHouse,wheretheyalighted,therewasalreadyabustlethatnothingbutafirecouldhavecreatedatthesamehourinBoston。AlittlefartheronthesteepleofTrinityrosehighintothescorchingsunlight,whilebelow,intheshadowthatwasdarkerthanitwascool,slumberedtheoldgravesamongtheirflowers。
  “Howstilltheylie!“musedthehappywife,peeringthroughtheironfenceinpassing。
  “Yes,theirwedding-journeysareended,poorthings!“saidBasil;andthroughboththeirmindsflashedthewonderiftheyshouldevercometosomethinglikethat;butitappearedsoimpossiblethattheybothsmiledattheabsurdity。
  “It’stooearlyyetforLeonard,“continuedBasil;“whatapitythechurch-yardislockedup。Wecouldspendthetimesodelightfullyinit。
  But,nevermind;letusgodowntotheBattery,——it’snotaverypleasantplace,butit’snear,andit’shistorical,andit’sopen,——wherethesedrowsyfriendsofoursusedtotaketheairwhentheywereinthefashion,andhadsomeoccasionfortheelementinitsfreshness。Youcanimagine——it’scheap——howtheyusedtoseeMr。BurrandMr。Hamiltondownthere。“
  Allplacesthatfashionhasoncelovedandabandonedareverymelancholy;
  butofallsuchplaces,IthinktheBatteryisthemostforlorn。Aretheresomesicklylocust-treestherethatcastatremulousanddecrepitshadeuponthemangygrass-plots?Ibelieveso,butIdonotmakesure;
  Iamcertainonlyofthemangygrass-plots,orratherthespacesbetweenthepaths,thinlyovergrownwithsomekindofrefuseandopprobriousweed,astuntedandpaupervegetationpropersolelytotheNewYorkBattery。Atthathourofthesummermorningwhenourfriends,withtheaimlessnessofstrangerswhoarewaitingtodosomethingelse,sawtheancientpromenade,afewscantandhungry-eyedlittleboysandgirlswerewanderingoverthisweedygrowth,notplaying,butmovinglistlesslytoandfro,fantasticinthewildinaptnessoftheircostumes。Oneoftheselittlecreatureswore,withanoddinvoluntaryjauntiness,thecast-offbestdrewofsomehappierchild,agaylittlegarmentcutlowintheneckandshortinthesleeves,whichgaveherthegrotesqueeffectofhavingbeenatapartythenightbefore。Presentlycametwojadedwomen,amotherandagrandmother,thatappeared,whentheyhadcrawledoutoftheirbeds,tohaveputononlysomuchclothingasthelawcompelled。
  Theyabandonedthemselvesuponthegreenstuff,whateveritwas,and,withtheirleanhandsclaspedoutsidetheirknees,satandstared,silentandhopeless,attheeasternsky,attheheartoftheterriblefurnace,intowhichinthosedaystheworldseemedcasttobeburntup,whilethechildwhichtheyoungerwomanhadbroughtwithherfeeblywailedunheededatherside。Ononesideofthesewomenweretheshamelesshousesoutofwhichtheymighthavecrept,andwhichsomehowsuggestedriotousmaritimedissipation;ontheothersidewerethosehousesinwhichhadoncedweltrichandfamousfolk,butwhichwerenowdroppingdowntheboarding-housescalethroughvariousun-homelikeoccupationstofinaldishonoranddespair。Downnearerthewater,andnotfarfromthecastlethatwasonceaplayhouseandisnowthedepotofemigration,stoodcertainexpress-wagons,andabouttheseloungedafewhard-lookingmen。Beyondlaughedanddancedthefreshbluewaterofthebay,dottedwithsailsandsmokestacks。
  “Well,“saidBasil,“IthinkifIcouldchoose,IshouldliketobeafriendlessGermanboy,settingfootforthefirsttimeonthishappycontinent。Fancyhisraptureonbeholdingthislovelyspot,andthesecharmingAmericanfaces!WhatasmilingaspectlifeintheNewWorldmustweartohisyoungeyes,andhowhisheartmustleapwithinhim!“
  “Yes,Basil;it’sallverypleasing,andthankyonforbringingme。Butifyoudon’tthinkofanyotherNewYorkdelightstoshowme,doletusgoandsitinLeonard’sofficetillhecomes,andthengetoutintothecountryassoonaspossible。“
  BasildefendedhimselfagainsttheimputationthathehadbeentryingtoshowNewYorktohiswife,orthathehadanythoughtbutofwhilingawaythelongmorninghours,untilitshouldbetimetogotoLeonard。HeprotestedthataknowledgeofEuropemadeNewYorkthemostuninterestingtowninAmerica,andthatitwasthelastplaceintheworldwhereheshouldthinkofamusinghimselforanyoneelse;andthentheybothupbraidedthecity’sbignessanddullnesswithanenjoymentthatnonebutBostonianscanknow。TheyparticularlyderidedthenotionofNewYork’sbeinglovedbyanyone。Itwasimmense,itwasgrandinsomeways,partsofitwereexceedinglyhandsome;butitwastoovast,toocoarse,toorestless。Theycouldimagineitsbeinglikedbyasuccessfulyoungmanofbusiness,orbyarichyounggirl,ignorantoflifeandwithnottooniceatasteinherpleasures;butthatitshouldbedeartoanypoetorscholar,oranywomanofwisdomandrefinement,thattheycouldnotimagine。Theycouldnotthinkofanyone’slovingNewYorkasDantelovedFlorence,orasMadamedeStaellovedParis,orasJohnsonlovedblack,homely,home-likeLondon。Andastheytwitteredtheirlittledispraises,thegiantMotherofCommercewasgrowingmoreandmoreconsciousofherself,wakingfromhernight’ssleepandbecomingawareofherfleetsandtrains,andthemyriadhandsandwheelsthatthroughoutthewholeseaandlandmoveforher,anddoherwillevenwhileshesleeps。Allaboutthewedding-journeyersswelledthedeeptideoflifebackfromitsnight-longebb。Broadwayhadfilledherlengthwithpeople;notyetthemostcharacteristicNewYorkcrowd,butthenotlessinterestingmultitudeofstrangersarrivedbytheearlyboatsandtrams,andthateasilydistinguishableclassoflatelyNew-Yorkizedpeoplefromotherplaces,aboutwhominthemetropolisstillhungtheprovincialtraditionsofearlyrising;andoverall,frommomenttomoment,theeager,audacious,well-dressed,properlifeofthemightycitywasbeginningtoprevail,——thoughthiswasnotsonotablewhereBasilandIsabelhadpausedatacertainwindow。ItwastheofficeofoneoftheEnglishsteamers,andhewassaying,“ItwasbythislineIsailed,youknow,“——andshewasinterruptinghimwith,“Whenwhocouldhavedreamedthatyouwouldeverbetellingmeofithere?“Sotheoldmarvelwaswonderedoveranew,tillitfilledtheworldinwhichtherewasroomfornothingbutthestrangenessthattheyshouldhavelovedeachothersolongandnotmadeitknown,thattheyshouldeverhaveutteredit,andthat,beinguttered,itshouldbesomuchmoreandbetterthanevercouldhavebeendreamed。Thebrokenengagementwasafableofdisasterthatonlymadetheirpresentfortunemoreprosperous。Thecityceasedaboutthem,andtheywalkedonupthestreet,thefirstmanandfirstwomaninthegardenofthenew-madeearth。Astheywerebothveryconsciouspeople,theyrecognizedinthemselvessomesenseofthis,andpresentlydrolleditaway,intheopulenceofatimewheneverymomentbroughtsomebeautifuldream,andthesoulcouldbeprodigalofitsbliss。
  “IthinkifIhadthenamingoftheanimalsoveragain,thismorning,I
  shouldn’tcallsnakes’snakes’;shouldyou,Eve?“laughedBasilinintricateacknowledgmentofhishappiness。
  “Ono,Adam;we’dlookoutallthemostgracefuleuphemismsinthenewspapers,andwewouldn’thurtthefeelingsofaspider。“
  TheyhadwaitedtoseeLeonard,inorderthattheymightlearnbetterhowtofindhishouseinthecountry;andnow,whentheycameinuponhimatnineo’clock,hewelcomedthemwithallhisfriendlyheart。Herosefromthepileofmorning’sletterstowhichhehadbutjustsatdown;heplacedthemtheeasiestchairs;hemadeafeintofitsnotbeingabusyhourwithhim,andwouldhavehadthemlookuponhisoffice,whichwasstilldampandodorousfromtheporter’sbroom,asakindofdown-townparlor;butaftertheyhadbrieflyaccountedtohisamazementfortheirappearancethenandthere,andIsabelhadboastedoftheoriginalfashioninwhichtheyhadthatmorningseenNewYork,theytookpityonhim,andbadehimadieutillevening。
  TheycrossedfromBroadwaytothenoisomestreetbytheferry,andinalittlewhilehadtakentheirplacesinthetrainontheothersideofthewater。
  “Don’ttellme,Basil,“saidIsabel,“thatLeonardtravelsfiftymileseverydaybyrailgoingtoandfromhiswork!“
  “Imust,dearest,ifIwouldbetruthful。“
  “Then,darling,thereareworsethingsinthisworldthanlivingupattheSouthEnd,aren’tthere?“AndinagreementuponBostonasaplaceofthegreatestnaturaladvantages,aswellasallacquirablemerits,withaftertalkthatneednotberecorded,theyarrivedinthebesthumoratthelittlecountrystationnearwhichtheLeonardsdwelt。
  ImustinevitablyfollowMrs。Isabelthither,thoughIdoitatthecostofthereader,whosuspectstheexcitementswhichalongdescriptionofthemovementwoulddelay。Theladieswereveryoldfriends,andtheyhadnotmetsinceIsabel’sreturnfromEuropeandrenewalofherengagement。
  Uponthenewsofthis,Mrs。LeonardhadswallowedwithsurprisingeaseallthatshehadsaidinblameofBasil’sconductduringtherupture,andexactedapromisefromherfriendthatsheshouldpayherthefirstvisitaftertheirmarriage。Andnowthattheyhadcometogether,theironlytalk;wasofhusbands,whomtheyviewedineverylighttowhichhusbandscouldbeturned,andstillfoundaninexhaustiblenoveltyinthetheme。Mrs。Leonardbeheldinherfriend’sjoythesweetreflectionofherownhoneymoon,andIsabelwaspleasedtolookupontheprosperousmarriageoftheformerastheimageofherfuture。Thus,withimmenseprofitandcomfort,theyreassuredoneanotherbyeveryquestionandanswer,andintheirweakcontentlapsedfarbehindtherepresentativewomenofourage,whenhusbandsareatbestanecessaryevil,andtherelationofwivestothemisknowntobeoneofpitiablesubjection。
  Whenthesetwopretty,fogiesputtheirheadsoffalsehairtogether,theywereassillyandbenightedastheirgreat-grandmotherscouldhavebeeninthesamecircumstances,and,asIsay,shamefullyencouragedeachother,intheirabsurdity。Theabsurdityappearedtoogoodandblessedtobetrue。“Doyoureallysuppose,Basil,“Isabelwouldsaytoheroppressor,afterhavinggivenhimsomeelegantextractfromthelastconversationuponhusbands,“thatweshallgetonassmoothlyastheLeonardswhenwehavebeenmarriedtenyears?Lucysaysthatthingsgomorehitchilythefirstyearthanevertheydoafterwards,andthatpeopleloveeachotherbetterandbetterjustbecausethey’vegotusedtoit。Well,ourblissdoesseemalittlecrudeandgarishcomparedwiththeirhappiness;andyet“——sheputupbothherpalmsagainsthis,andgaveavehementlittlepush——“thereissomethingagreeableaboutit,evenatthisstageoftheproceedings。“
  “Isabel,“saidherhusband,withseverity,“thisisbridal!“
  “Nomatter!Ionlywanttoseemanoldmarriedwomantothegeneralpublic。Buttheapplicationofitisthatyoumustbecarefulnottocontradictme,orcrossmeinanything,sothatwecanbeliketheLeonardsverymuchsoonerthantheybecameso。Thegreatobjectisnottohaveanyhitchiness;andyouknowyouAREprovoking——attimes。“