ThedayhadbeenaSunday,andthehoureventide。Ontheburntplotofgroundsomebrokenglasshadbeenemittingareddishgleam,shootsofergothadbeendiffusingtheirgloss,childrenshoutingatplay,dogstrottingbackwardsandforwards,andallthings,seemingly,faringwell,sunkeninthestillnessoftheportionofthetownadjoiningtherolling,vacantsteppe,with,abovethem,onlythesky’slevel,dull-bluecanopy,andaroundthem,onlythecemetery,likeanislandamidstasea。
  WithVirubov,Ihadbeensittingonabenchnearthewicket-gateofhishut,asintermittentlyhehadscrewedhislecherouseyesinthedirectionofthestout,ox-eyedlacemaker,MadameEzhov,who,afterdisposingofherformonabankhard-by,hadfallentopickingliceoutofthecurlsofhereight-year-oldPetkaKoshkodav。Presently,asswiftlyshehadrummagedtheboy’shairwithfingersgrownusedtosuchrapidmovement,shehadsaidtoherhusbandadealerinsecond-handarticles,whohadbeenseatedwithindoors,andthereforerenderedinvisible——shehadsaidwithoilyderision:
  “Oh,yes,youbald-headedolddevil,you!Ofcourseyougotyourprice。Ye-es。Then,fool,yououghttohavehadaslippersmackedacrossthatKalmucksnoutofyours。Talkofmyprice,indeed!“
  UponthisVirubovhadremarkedwithasigh,andinsluggish,sententioustones:
  “Togranttheserfsemancipationwasasheermistake。Iamahumbleenoughservantofmycountry,yetIcanseethetruthofwhatIhavestated,sinceitfollowsasamatterofcourse。WhatoughttohavebeendoneisthatalltheestatesofthelandownersshouldhavebeenconveyedtotheTsar。Beyondadoubtthatisso。Thenboththepeasantryandthetownsfolk,thewholepeople,inshort,wouldhavehadbutasinglelandlord。Fornevercanthepeopleliveproperlysolongasitisignorantofthepointwhereitstands;andsinceitlovesauthority,itlovestohaveoveritanautocraticforce,foritscontrol。
  Alwayscanitbeseenseekingsuchaforce。“
  Then,bendingforward,andinfusingintoeachsoftlyutteredwordaperfectlusciousnessoffalsity,Virubovhadaddedtohisneighbour:
  “Take,forexample,theworking-womanwhostandsfreeofeverytie。“
  “HowdoIstandfreeofanything?“theneighbourhadretorted,incompletereadinessforaquarrel。
  “Oh,Iamnotspeakinginyourdespite,Pavlushka,buttoyourcredit,“hastilyVirubovhadprotested。
  “Thenkeepyourblandishmentsforthatheifer,your’niece,’“
  hadbeenMadameEzhov’sresponse。
  UponthisVirubovhadrisenheavily,andremarkedashemovedawaytowardsthecourtyard:
  “Allfolkneedtobesupervisedbyanautocraticeye。“
  Thereafterhadfollowedaboutofchoiceabusebetweenhisneighbourandhis“niece,“whileVirubovhimself,framedinthewicket-gate,andlisteningtothecontest,hadsmackedhislipsashegazedatthepair,andparticularlyatMadameEzhov。AtthebeginningoftheboutDikankahadscreeched:
  “Itismyopinion,itismyopinion,that——“
  “Don’ttreatmetoanyofYOURslop!“thelong-fangedPavlahadinterruptedforthebenefitofthestreetingeneral。Andthushadtheaffaircontinued……
  LieutenantKhorvatblewthefag-endofhiscigarettefromhismouthpiece,glancedatme,andsaidwithseemingly,anotover-civil,twitchofhisbushymoustache:
  “Ofwhatareyouthinking,ifImightinquire?“
  “Iamtryingtounderstandyou。“
  “Yououghtnottofindthatdifficult,“washisrejoinderasagainhedoffedhishat,andfannedhisfacewithit。“Thewholethingmaybesummedupintwowords。Itisthatwelackrespectbothforourselvesandforourfellowmen。DoyoufollowmeNOW?“
  Hiseyeshadgrownoncemoreyoungandclear,and,seizingmyhandinhisstrongandagreeablywarmfingers,hecontinued:
  “Whyso?FortheverysimplereasonthatIcannotrespectmyselfwhenIcanlearnnothing,simplynothing,aboutmyfellows。“
  Movingnearertome,headdedinamysteriousundertone:
  “InthisRussiaofoursnoneofusreallyknowswhyhehascomeintoexistence。True,eachofusknowsthathewasborn,andthatheisalive,andthatonedayhewilldie;butwhichofusknowsthereasonwhyallthatisso?“
  Throughrenewedexcitement,itscolourhadcomebacktotheLieutenant’sface,andhisgesturesbecamesorapidastocausetheringonhisfingertoflashthroughtheairlikethelinkofachain。Also,Iwasabletodetectthefactthatonthesmall,neatwristunderhisleftcuff,therewasabraceletfinishedwithamedallion。
  “Allthis,mygoodsir,isbecausepartiallythroughthefactthatmenforgetthepoint,andpartiallythroughthefactthatthatpointfailstobeunderstoodarighttheWORKdonebyamanisconcealedfromourknowledge。Formyownpart,Ihaveanidea,ascheme——yes,ascheme——intwowords,a,a——“
  “N-n-o-u,n-n-o-u!“thebellofthemonasterytolledoverthetombsinlanguid,chillyaccents。
  “——aschemethateverytownandeveryvillage,infact,everyunitofhomogeneouspopulation,shouldkeeparecordoftheparticularunit’saffairs,a,sotospeak,’bookoflife。’This’bookoflife’shouldbemorethanalistoftheresultsoftheunit’slabour;itshouldalsobealivingnarrativeoftheworkadayactivitiesaccomplishedbyeachmemberoftheunit。Eh?
  And,ofcourse,therecordtobecompiledwithoutofficialinterference——solelybythetowncouncilordistrictadministration,orbyaspecial’board,oflifeandworks’orsomesuchbody,providedonlythatthetaskbenotcarriedoutbynomineesoftheGOVERNMENT。Andinthatrecordthereshouldbeenteredeverything——thatistosay,everythingofanaturewhichoughttobemadepublicconcerningeverymanwhohaslivedamongus,andhassincegonefromourmidst。“
  HeretheLieutenantstretchedouthishandagaininthedirectionofthetombs。
  “Myrightitis,“headded,“toknowhowthosefolktherespenttheirlives。Foritisbytheirlaboursandtheirthoughts,andevenontheproductoftheirbones,thatImyselfamnowsubsisting。Youagree,doyounot?“
  InsilenceInodded;whereuponhecriedtriumphantly:
  “Ah!Yousee,doyou?Yes,anindispensablepointisit,thatwhatsoeveramanmayhavedone,whethergoodorevil,shouldberecorded。Forexample,supposehehasmanufacturedastovespeciallygoodforheatingpurposes;recordthefact。Orsupposehehaskilledamaddog;recordthefact。Orsupposehehasbuiltaschool,orcleansedadirtystreet,orbeenapioneerintheteachingofsoundfarming,orstriven,bywordanddeed,hislifelong,tocombatofficialirregularities……
  recordthefact。Again,supposeawomanhasborneten,orfifteen,healthychildren;recordthefact。Yes,andthislastwithparticularcare,sincetheconfermentofhealthychildrenuponthecountryisaworkofabsoluteimportance。“
  Further,pointingtoagreyheadstonewithaworninscription,heshoutedoralmostdidso:
  “Underthatstoneliesburiedthebodyofamanwhoneverinhislifelovedbutonewoman,butONEwoman。Now,THATisafactwhichoughttohavebeenrecordedabouthimforitisnotmerelyastringofnamesthatiswanted,butanarrativeofdeeds。Yes,Ihavenotonlyadesire,butaRIGHT,toknowtheliveswhichmenhavelived,andtheworkswhichtheyhaveperformed;andwheneveramanleavesourmidstweoughttoinscribeoverhistombfullparticularsofthe’crossandburden’whichhebore,asparticularsevertobeheldinremembrance,andinscribedtherebothformybenefitandforthebenefitoflifeingeneral,asconstitutingaclearandcircumstantialrecordofthegivencareer。Whydidthatmanlive?Tothequestionwritedown,always,theanswerinlargeandconspicuouscharacters。Eh?“
  “Mostcertainly。“
  ThisledtheLieutenant’senthusiasmtoincreasestillmoreas,forthethirdtimewavinghishandinthedirectionofthetombs,andmouthingeachword,hecontinued:
  “Thefolkofthattownareliarspureandsimple,forofsetpurposetheyconcealtheparticularsofcareersthattheymaydepreciatethosecareersinoureyes,and,whileshowingustheinsignificanceofthedead,fillthelivingwithasenseofsimilarinsignificance,sinceinsignificantfolkaretheeasiesttomanage。Yes,itisaschemethoughtoutwithdiabolicalingenuity。Yet,formyself——well,tryandmakemedowhatIdon’tintendtodo!“
  Towhich,withhisfacewrinkledwithdisgust,headdedinatonelikeashotfromapistol:
  “Machinesarewe!Yes,machines,andnothingelse!“
  Curiouswasittowatchtheoldman’sexcitementasonelistenedtothestrongbassvoiceamidthestillnessofthecemetery。
  Oncemoreoverthetombs,therecamefloatingthelanguid,metallicnotesof“N-n-o-u!N-n-o-u!“
  Theoilyglossonthewitheredgrasshadvanished,faded,andeverythingturneddull,thoughtheairremainedchargedwiththespringperfumeofthegeraniums,stocks,andnarcissiwhichencircledsomeofthegraves。
  “Yousee,“continuedtheLieutenant,“onecouldnotdenythateachofushashisvalue。Bythetimethatonehaslivedthreescoreyears,oneperceivesthatfactveryclearly。NeverCONCEALthings,sinceeverylifelivedoughttobesetinthelight。Andiscapableofbeingso,inthateverymanisaworkmanfortheworldatlarge,andconstitutesaninstructoringoodorinevil,andthatlife,whenlookedinto,constitutes,asawhole,thesumofallthelabourdonebytheaggregateofuspetty,insignificantindividuals。Thatiswhyweoughtnottohideawayaman’swork,buttopublishitabroad,andtoinscribeonthecrossoverhistombhisdeeds,hisservices,intheirentirety。Yes,howevernegligiblemayhavebeenthosedeeds,thoseservices,holdthemupfortheperusalofthosewhocandiscovergoodeveninwhatisnegligible。NOWdoyouunderstandme?“