“Andparticularlyshouldawomansofacethings;foruponhereverythingdepends。Foronething,lethertaketoherself,inplaceofhermother,ahusbandorasweetheart。Yes,trythat,andsee。Andthough,atfirst,yourhusbandmayfindfaultwithyou,hewillafterwardstaketoboastingtoothermuzhiksthathehasawifewhocandoeverything,andremaineverasbrightandlovingasthemonthofMay。Neverdoesshegivein;neverWOULD
shegivein——no,notifyouweretocutoffherhead!“
“Indeed?“
“Yes。Andseeifthatwillnotcometobeyouropinionasmuchasmine。“
Again,tomyannoyance,thedialogueisinterrupted——thistimebythesoundofuncertainfootstepsinthestreetwithout。Thusthenextwordsofthewomen’sconversationescapeme。ThenIhear:
“Haveyoueverread’TheVisionoftheMotherofGod’?“
“N-no,Ihavenot。“
“Thenyouhadbetterasksomeolderwomanthanmyselftotellyouaboutit,foritisagoodbooktobecomeacquaintedwith。
Canyouread?“
“No,Icannot。Buttellme,yourself,whatthevisionwas?“
“Listen,andIwilldoso。“
FromoutsidethewindowKonev’svoicesoftlyinquires:
“Isthatourlotinthere?Yes?ThankGod,then,forIhadnearlylostmywayafterstirringupalotofdogs,andbeingforcedtousemyfistsuponthem。Here,you!Catchhold!“
Withwhich,handingmealargewatermelon,heclambersthroughthewindowwithagreatclatteringanddisturbance。
“Ihavemanagedalsotogeeagoodsupplyofbread,“hecontinues。“PerhapsyoubelievethatIstoleit?Butno。Indeed,whyshouldonestealwhenonecanbeg-agameatwhichIamparticularlyanoldhand,seeingthatalways,onanyoccasion,I
canmakeuptopeople?Ithappenedlikethis。WhenIwentoutI
sawafireglowinginahut,andfolkseatedatsupper。Andsince,wherevermanypeoplearepresent,oneofthematleasthasakindheart,Iateanddrankmyfill,andthenmanagedtomakeoffwithprovenderforyouaswell。Hi,youwomen!“
Therefollowsnoanswer。
“Ibelievethosedaughtersofwhoresmustbeasleep,“hecomments。“Hi,women!“
“Whatisit?“drilyinquiresthewomanfromRiazan。
“Shouldyoulikeatasteofwater-melon?“
“Ishould,thankyou。“
Thereupon,Konevbeginstomakehiswaytowardsthevoice。
“Yes,bread,softwheatenbreadsuchasyou——“
Herethe,otherwomanwhinesinbeggarfashion:
“AndgiveMEataste,too。“
“Oh,yes,Iwill。Butwherethedevilareyou?“
“Andatasteofmelonaswell?“
“Yes,certainly。Hullo!Whoisthis?“
FromthewomanfromRiazancomesacryofpain。
“Mindhowyoustep,wretch!“sheexclaims。
“Allright,butyouneedn’tmakesomuchnoiseaboutit。Youseehowdarkitis,andI——“
“Yououghttohavestruckamatch,then。“
“Ipossessbutaquarterofamatch,formatchesarenotover-
plentiful,andevenifIdidcatchholdofyounogreatharmcanhavebeendone。Forinstance,whenyourhusbandusedtobeatyouhemusthavehurtyoufarworsethanI。Bytheway,DIDhebeatyou?“
“Whatbusinessisthatofyours?“
“None;only,Iamcurioustoknow。Surelyawomanlikeyou——“
“Seehere。Donotdaretotouchme,orI——“
“Oryouwhat?“
ThereensuesaprolongedaltercationamidwhichIcanhearepithetsofincreasingacerbityandopprobriumbeingapplied;
untilthewomanfromRiazanexclaimshoarsely:
“Oh,youcowardofaman,takethat!“
WhereuponfollowsascrimmageamidwhichIcandistinguishslappings,grosschucklesfromKonev,andamuffledcryfromtheyoungerwomanof:
“Oh,donotsobehave,youwretch!“
Strikingamatch,Iapproachthespot,andpullKonevaway。Heisinnowayabashed,butmerelycooledinhisardouras,seatedontheflooratmyfeet,andpantingandexpectorating,hesaysreprovinglytothewoman:
“Whenfolkwishmerelytohaveagamewithyou,yououghtnottoletyourselfloseyourtemper。Fie,fie!“
“Areyouhurt?“thewomaninquiresquietly。
“Whatdoyousuppose?Youhavecutmylip,butthatistheworstdamage。“
“ThenifyoucomehereagainIwilllaythewholeofyourfaceopen。“
“Vixen!Whatbumpkinishstupidity!“
Konevturnstomyself。
“Andasforyou,yougocatchingatthefirstthingyoufind,andhavetornmycoat。“
“Thendonotinsultpeople。“
“INSULTpeople,fool?TheideaofanyoneinsultingawomanlikeTHAT!“
Whereafter,withameanchuckle,thefellowgoesontodiscourseupontheeasewithwhichpeasantwomenerr,andupontheirloveofdeceivingtheirhusbands。
“Theimpudentrascal!“commentsthewomanfromPenzasleepily。
Afterawhiletheyoungfellowspringstohisfeet,andgrateshisteeth。Then,reseatinghimself,andclutchingathishead,hesaysgloomily:
“Iintendtoleaveheretomorrow,andgohome。IdonotcareWHATbecomesofme。“
Withwhichhesubsidesontothefloorasthoughexhausted。
“Theblockhead!“isKonev’sremark。
Amidthedarknessablackshaperises。Itdoessoassoundlesslyasafishinapond,glidestothedoor,anddisappears。
“Thatwasshe,“remarksKonev。“Whatastrongwoman!However,ifyouhadnotpulledmeaway,Ishouldhavegotthebetterofher。
ByGodIshould!“
“Thenfollowher,andmakeanotherattempt。“
“No,“afteramoment’sreflectionherejoins。“Outthereshemightgetholdofastick,orabrick,orsomesuchthing。
However,I’LLgetevenwithher。Asamatteroffact,youwastedyourtimeinstoppingme,forshedetestsmeliketheverydevil。“
Andherenewshiswearisomeboastingsofhisconquests;untilsuddenly,hestopsasthoughhehasswallowedhistongue。
Allbecomesquiet;everythingseemstohavecometoahalt,andtobepressingcloseinsleeptothemotionlessearth。Itoogrowdrowsy,andhaveavisionamidwhichmymindreturnstothedonationswhichIhavereceivedthatday,andseesthemswellandmultiplyandincreaseinweightuntilIfeeltheirbulkpressinguponmelikeatumulusofthesteppes。Next,thecopperynotesofabelljarinmyears,and,struckatrandomintervals,gofloatingawayintothedarkness。
Itisthehourofmidnight。
Soon,scattereddropsofrainbegintopatterdownuponthedrythatchofthehutandthedustinthestreetoutside,whileacricketcontinueschirpingasthoughitwerehurriedlyrelatingatale。Also,Ihearfilteringforthintothedarknessasoftlygulped,eagerwhispering。
“Think,“saysoneofthevoices,“whatitmustmeantohavetogotrampingaboutwithoutwork,oronlywithworkforanothertodo!“
Theyoungfellowwhohasbeensosoundlythrashedrepliesinadullvoice:
“Iknownothingofyou。“
“Moresoftly,moresoftly!“urgesthewoman。
“Whatisityouwant?“
“IwantNOTHING。ItismerelythatIamsorryforyouasamanyetyoungandstrong。Yousee——well,Ihavenotlivedwithmyeyesshut。ThatiswhyIsay,comewithme。“
“Butcomewhither?“
“Tothecoast,whereIknowtheretobebeautifulplotsoflandfortheasking。Youyourselfcanseehowgoodthelandhereaboutis。Well,therelandbetterstillistobeobtained。“
“Liar!“
“Moresoftly,moresoftly!“againurgesthewoman。“Moreover,Iamnotbad-looking,andcanmanagethingswell,anddoanysortofwork。HenceyouandImightlivequitepeacefullyandhappily,andcome,eventually,tohaveaplaceofourown。Yes,andI
couldbearandrearyouachild。OnlyseehowfitIam。Onlyfeelthisbreastofmine。“
Theyoungfellowsnorts,andIbegintofindthesituationoppressive,andtolongtoletthecoupleknowthatIamnotasleep。Curiosity,however,preventsme,andIcontinuelisteningtothestrange,arrestingdialogue。
“Waitalittle,“whispersthewomanwithagasp。“Donotplaywithme,forIamnotthatsortofwoman。Yes,ImeanwhatIsay。
Letbe!“
Rudely,roughlytheyoungfellowreplies: